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Submitted ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • SendMePhotos@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    … You know what? I’ve got time. Do you want some tea or coffee?

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    • Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Legitimately would invite them to shill with me on the porch. I’m not inviting them in though

      Vampires ain’t gonna trick me a third time.

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      • Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Is that why you’re on the third transporter room? Just beam them out from where you are. Reclaim your space!

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      • Ziglin@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It’s not like vampires can drink each other’s blood, right?

        (You can trust me…)

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  • JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I don’t let anyone in my house but I would gladly setup a few chairs, picnic umbrella, folding table and a tray if frosty beverages on the front lawn. Why the front? Maybe some neighbors will join in and we can have a science block party with music, balloons, and Mr. Wizard/Bill Nye style physics demonstrations.

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    • jBlight@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Can I be your neighbor?

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      • negativenull@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Image

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    • 7bicycles@hexbear.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Cool idea in theory, will be immediatly overrun with people trying to discuss phrenology in reality

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      • JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    • Monument@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I have this notion that one day it would be nice to be neighborly enough to just put out a sign that says “fresh coffee”, “brunch”, “Beer on tap” or whatever as a signal that people should drop by for a chat.
      But I’m not really in my neighborhood’s demographic. It’s an older neighborhood, and the only folks close to my age seem like extreme introverts.

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      • JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        You know how some people are really into.putting up flags? Some hang pride flags, others political flags or country flags, etc. I say you should hang a flag of your favorite hobby (assuming PG rated). Into D&D? Hang a D&D flag. Maybe one of those introverts will be curious enough to say “nice flag”, and you take it from there.

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  • frezik@midwest.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    As a former Jehovah’s Witnesses turned atheist, you all have fun, but I’m not spending my Saturday knocking on doors anymore.

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    • borth@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s fair

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    • Logical@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m genuinely curious about how the average interaction went, given that you weren’t immediately turned away.

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      • frezik@midwest.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I’ll second what QuantumSparkles said. Mostly uninterested or feign interest so you go away. Rarely actual anger. People have an inherent politeness that kicks in here.

        Not that someone inside could say it, but you tend to hope that people won’t come to the door. Lots of doorbells either don’t work or you can’t hear them from the outside, so you learn tricks to pretend to press it.

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      • QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I was raised that way and got out in my late 20’s (way too long). 7/10 doors nobody answers, most of the people who do either say “no thank you” or “thanks but I have my own religion”, a fair amount of the time you’ll get someone who feigns interest and takes the material just so you’ll leave and they don’t have to feel impolite (it’s not impolite to say no). Sometimes you’ll get someone legit interested. Sometimes you’ll get someone who a n g e r y

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    • LillyPip@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Good on you. Thank you for seeing reason. That was objectively awful.

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  • SacredHeartAttack@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Hunny! The nerds are here, break out the nice silverware!”

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  • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Shit motherfucker, you had me at abiogenesis.

    Come on in

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  • Echinoderm@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Thank you, but we follow Martian facts here, we aren’t interested in your Venusian ways.”

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  • magnetosphere@fedia.io ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This sounds fascinating. I would totally invite them in.

    It also reminds me of a horror story I read that had been written before heavier-than-air flight became possible, but seemed within reach. The story had been written just a few years before the Wright brothers success at Kitty Hawk.

    The author imagined ferocious jellyfish-like creatures that lived in the upper atmosphere, and kept themselves aloft with gas-filled bodies. Interesting idea.

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  • dogsnest@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Let’s talk about Klingons around Uranus.”

        -- herp-a-derp
    
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    • solsangraal@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Q: what was spock looking for in kirk’s toilet?

      A:

      THE CAPTAIN’S LOG

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    • TexasDrunk@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all.

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      • zaphod@sopuli.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        You can put the new name up Urectum.

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  • LarmyOfLone@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’d tell them there is almost no water on venus, that it’s like thousands of times dryer than the sahara. Until they have a scientific explanation for an alternative biology that is not water based and can survive in air, it’s far more likely phosphine is created by some abiotic process.

    I do find it funny because this whole hysteria about life on venus is so silly. There is no reason to assume phosphine is being created by a completely alien, non water based biology. But they want to believe and/or sell clicks.

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  • Jarix@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This would be my ideal dating app idea

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  • Anticorp@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If there’s a way to make buckets of money and secure obscene amounts of power by going door to door and talking about phosphene, then I guarantee you someone will do it.

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  • Valmond@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Where do I sign up?

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  • LillyPip@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Been saying this for years. I’m supposed to be fine when someone wakes me up on a Saturday morning to shove Jesus up my orifice, or sends my preschooler home from school with bible pamphlets, but if I did that to them with atheism, they’d riot.

    And yet somehow they’re being persecuted. Fuck them.

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    • USNWoodwork@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      knock knock Excuse me, Do you have a minute to talk about NASA’s Psyche mission and the possible impacts of its success?

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  • x4740N@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I would tell them to leave because any unsolicited person at my door is a complete stranger and potential threat

    I don’t let strangers in my home

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  • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is why we keep chairs on the front porch. Sometimes, it’s worth the weather to have a nice chat

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  • Coskii@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Phosphine is one thing but also ammonia. And considering the climate on venus’ surface, that’s one important find.

    Also, these trace amounts of either are only found in the twilight/night side of venus. They seem to ‘burn off’ on the day side.

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  • kemsat@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I think I’d still be annoyed.

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    • MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Is there a net positive for sects to still do this?

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      • Donnywholovedbowling@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Yeah, but it’s not what you think. The door to door proselytizing is for them, not for you. They get turned down, yelled at, doors slammed in their face, it makes them turn to their partner (they never do it alone) and the church more, because it’s meant to be isolating.

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  • khannie@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Serial killers everywhere taking note at the excitement levels in this thread.

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  • MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I do this to my boss and I think it annoys him as well.

    I share something cool I observed in the lab “So how does this relate to the project goals?” “It doesn’t! I just thought it was cool and wanted to share.”

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  • ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That depends, do they have the reference material to back it up, or are they just quoting the headlines?

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  • phoenixz@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Though I’d love to talk with them about science, that phosphene thing has been thoroughly debunked

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  • fox2263@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Why yes, come in

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  • the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Science says there are multiple realities. Can science please take me to this one?

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  • oce@jlai.lu ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Science or NASA clickbait?

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  • rovingnothing29@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If they don’t know its probably silicone based, due to Venus’ chemistry and temperature, I’m slamming the door.

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    • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I thought all the silicone life we knew about was in California.

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      • rovingnothing29@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I mean California is a lot like Venus

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  • hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They should knock to Bill O’Riley and show him how tides work.

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  • Dorkyd68@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It could never work. Cause dudes like me would be constantly hitting on cute science chick’s that are smarter than me. Like you’re telling me a quirky woman in love with the ja billion possibilities of space may knock on my door with the consistencies of jehovas witnesses’??? Yeah right but also… please?

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  • ReversalHatchery@beehaw.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Honestly I could imagine that in a slowed down world

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