7bicycles
@7bicycles@hexbear.net
- Comment on hard to argue with 3 weeks ago:
…we also have brains capable of abstract reasoning, but nevermind that!
Not entirely convinced this is true of the people who claim 2 sharp teeth means we gotta do factory farming
- Comment on The Elder Gods 4 weeks ago:
I’m here to report that divine punishment did get served, albeit god has a cruel sense of humor, so that specific whales jaw got sheared off by a speeding ferry, causing it to drown after hours of vocal, agonizing pain
- Comment on The 1900s 4 weeks ago:
Yes, the point is to see something like your birthyear or maybe that good summer in your 20s being described as too old to be relevant anymore stings
- Comment on Stained Glass 2 months ago:
Not with a 97% success rate but I don’t know trigonometry and can do that in war thunder. you just vibe into it
- Comment on 😳😳😳 2 months ago:
If this connection intrigues you I
a) implore you to read SCP-6959
b) join my new religion based on the idea that we are formed as crylaugh-emoji and we shall become crylaugh-emoji
- Comment on Moths are indicator species, which means their numbers tell our scientists if an ecosystem is doing well or badly. 2 months ago:
ecocide statistic is misleading, because they didn’t count roggebrood house which houses all moths in their greater area
- Comment on Centipedes Don't Fuck 2 months ago:
maybe they’re just the cuddly-type except for the distancing-fucking
- Comment on Crystals 2 months ago:
I feel like with all this placebo stuff you get like 10% increase in perceived well-being vs. a good 10% of the population just going full woo woo about this stuff
- Comment on Aluminum 3 months ago:
when you meet a steel is real bicycle guy
- Comment on Quick Chat 3 months ago:
Cool idea in theory, will be immediatly overrun with people trying to discuss phrenology in reality
- Comment on Linguistics 3 months ago:
I’d respect that a lot more on the basis of you have to have argued yourself into that one in some way that isn’t being subservient to your elementary school teachers authority at 45
- Comment on Shocking 3 months ago:
The fact that 25% of women did do it and 25% of men didn’t is fascinating to me. What are your favorite explanations here?
I’m going with 25% of people of either gender are just sort of contrarians to their own gender and thus did what they think the opposite one would do. I feel like I would do that.
- Comment on Linguistics 3 months ago:
there’s a joke here about me rejecting the notion of what prescriptivist and descriptivist mean
but yes, thanks, got some wires crossed there
- Comment on Linguistics 3 months ago:
You know what my biggest problem with descriptivists is? What is “correct” always coincides exactly to what they learned in school or university from 15 - 20. It’s never anything else. Never in like 20.000 years of human history did we nail language except for that timeframe, and never will it happen again. what a coinkidink.
- Comment on GLAMour 3 months ago:
Honestly I’m swallowing this wholesale if it happened until like the early 90s or something. Maybe even later. To think of roman hairdressing styles as entirely an archeological question and never one where you might ask a hairdresser seems pretty par for the course for academia
- Comment on POV 4 months ago:
I’m this with urban planning and let me tell you folks, that one’s not endearing to other people
- Comment on J.K. Rowling Blasts “Gender Taliban” David Tennant After ‘Harry Potter’ Actor Said “Whinging” Trans Critics Are On “Wrong Side Of History” 4 months ago:
succumbed to the terf madness, many such cases. see also: graham linehan
- Comment on Hero 5 months ago:
- Comment on 2 Many Butts 5 months ago:
[dracula flow voice]: I’m getting more ass than a bizarre sea worm
- Comment on +rads 5 months ago:
I know this isn’t a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. meme but it is a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. meme
- Comment on Big Science 5 months ago:
They’re like both not wrong
- Comment on Humor 5 months ago:
This bears mentioning but tbh that’s still a windmill slamdunk on John Oliver there.
- Comment on LPT Do it. 5 months ago:
galaxy-brain: don’t even talk to your advisors, just hand in a finished PDF
- Comment on Autism 5 months ago:
Given the climate collapse I figure we’ll both lead lives that will eventually lead us to Highlander-Dueling it out over the last dandelion and what to do with it
- Comment on Autism 5 months ago:
My dad had to mow the lawn when I was away or heavily distracted because I’d cry about the dandelions and daisies being cut down lol
Still irks me to this day when I have to do it.
- Comment on Lightning bugs 6 months ago:
Maybe let that one stay a memory unless Gran’s still there and should be visited, I have an inkling it’s going to be disappointing
- Comment on If Britain is so bothered by China, why do these .gov.uk sites use Chinese ad brokers? 6 months ago:
Why would you need an ad broker to advertise your own shit. Like just put it there? Using the ad broker would be all of the same work except with more middleman.
- Comment on If Britain is so bothered by China, why do these .gov.uk sites use Chinese ad brokers? 6 months ago:
Nevermind using chinese ad brokers why do .gov.uk websites have ads in the first place lol?
- Comment on Let's goooooo 9 months ago:
Genital Reveal Party
Children welcome!
- Comment on A touching quote from Nimoy's "I am Spock" book (1995) 1 year ago:
I mean yeah probably but you gotta have a certain je ne sais quoi to pull that shit off. it’s hard. but when it works it’s so good