7bicycles

@7bicycles@hexbear.net

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Remember to 2FA your kidneys.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  may I interest you in destroying the entire concept of copyright and/or the idea that any such venture should be undertaken by a legal entitity that can just quit existing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Remember to 2FA your kidneys.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  don’t have to wait, that’s happened already

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨stupid sexy apples⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve tried / made dandelion honey and that’s basically just 1:1 as far as I can tell

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it's called speedrunning, my dudes⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  [popping out of a frog butt] listen I think you’re a dick, but still, I think you should see a doctor

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Periodic reminder to get your library cards and fill out museum surveys.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  my local library recently introduced a library of things and they’ve hit a fucking homer. It’s all either things you need for like 2 weeks out of 5 years (like a machine for laminating paper), expensive hobby stuff you can try out before you drop your own cash on it (like sewing machines or button makers) or full-on throwing a rager equipment (like a karaoke machine). It is such a perfect mix of things to get on a library model. If I ever win the lottery or something I’m buying them a whole makerspace department with staff and all the equipment you could dream of.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the universe about to have a little minty b⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I gotta hand it to them, as far as wildly outlandish conspiracy theories go this is entirely internally consistent

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cursed⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  yeah it vindicates my approach of packing stuff via just throwing it in there. no I’m not lazy and disorderly, this is optimal cargo space usage

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sadge⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Half the fun of Philomena Cunk is she’s like half right or at least you can see where she starts from.

  I’m not into comics but now i’m genuinely curious; is there a comic story where the radiation turned a woman super? Only one springs to my mind is fantastic 4s invisible woman, which, you know, there’s some subtext. I’m also not counting things like She-Hulk cause that lacks originality.

  Is there more turtles turned super by ooze or radiation than women?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Injured dog walkers could be costing NHS £23m a year⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There really should be just a specific pet owners license. It’s insane that every idiot can just buy an animal and then unknowingly and with the best of intentions mistreat the fuck out of it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Deez peets⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Horse feet are so strange.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Eating shit is for alphas, am I rite guise⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m oddly convinved that guys ancestors did eat all their piss and poo tbh

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨respect dandelions!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Kill the lawn cop within yourself

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨On trees...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m more of a middling ape myself honestly

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Np fam⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  this is part of what I like to call accounting extremism where it makes sense on paper, if you save 0,01 eurodollars a pen you probably save like 5000 eurodollars a year or so. It’s just it does not consider anything that does not fit neatly into a single line KPI in an excel table, like “does this organisation still work”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm literally a thinking lump of fat⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  you should get rid of the assumption that things need to make sense to these people

  trust me I don’t but especially if I pick up the simulation thing that also seems to concern a lot of people who aren’t religious. I mean I get the religious people, it’s in direct affront to the axioms you structure your entire shit around. That makes sense to me, even if I don’t share the axioms.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm literally a thinking lump of fat⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m aware it’s controversial, I just genuinely do not get why you would care.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm literally a thinking lump of fat⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  honestly I never got this. Same with the simulation thing. What’s it matter if we’re in a simulation or all I ever do is the result of some salty fat firing off neurons? I mean what am I going to do about that?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hard to argue with⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  …we also have brains capable of abstract reasoning, but nevermind that!

  Not entirely convinced this is true of the people who claim 2 sharp teeth means we gotta do factory farming

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Elder Gods⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m here to report that divine punishment did get served, albeit god has a cruel sense of humor, so that specific whales jaw got sheared off by a speeding ferry, causing it to drown after hours of vocal, agonizing pain

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The 1900s⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, the point is to see something like your birthyear or maybe that good summer in your 20s being described as too old to be relevant anymore stings

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stained Glass⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Not with a 97% success rate but I don’t know trigonometry and can do that in war thunder. you just vibe into it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨😳😳😳⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If this connection intrigues you I

  a) implore you to read SCP-6959

  b) join my new religion based on the idea that we are formed as crylaugh-emoji and we shall become crylaugh-emoji

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Moths are indicator species, which means their numbers tell our scientists if an ecosystem is doing well or badly.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  ecocide statistic is misleading, because they didn’t count roggebrood house which houses all moths in their greater area

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Centipedes Don't Fuck⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  maybe they’re just the cuddly-type except for the distancing-fucking

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Crystals⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel like with all this placebo stuff you get like 10% increase in perceived well-being vs. a good 10% of the population just going full woo woo about this stuff

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Aluminum⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  when you meet a steel is real bicycle guy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Quick Chat⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Cool idea in theory, will be immediatly overrun with people trying to discuss phrenology in reality

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Linguistics⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d respect that a lot more on the basis of you have to have argued yourself into that one in some way that isn’t being subservient to your elementary school teachers authority at 45

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shocking⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  The fact that 25% of women did do it and 25% of men didn’t is fascinating to me. What are your favorite explanations here?

  I’m going with 25% of people of either gender are just sort of contrarians to their own gender and thus did what they think the opposite one would do. I feel like I would do that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Linguistics⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  there’s a joke here about me rejecting the notion of what prescriptivist and descriptivist mean

  but yes, thanks, got some wires crossed there