Eating shit is for alphas, am I rite guise

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• Lucky_777@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Your body reacts to human waste in a terrible way for a reason. The reason? Evolution and natural selection.

  Human waste carries all kinds of dangers. Eating it would just eventually kill you. It’s “waste” for a reason for gods sake.

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  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Please don’t correct them them. They’re literally already willing to eat shit and die. There’s hardly anything worse most of us would be willing to do to them. Let’s just sit back, watch, and let nature take its course.

    Popcorn? Image Image

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• Crazyslinkz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Am i missing something? Where’s the science for this meme?

  Or just a shit post…

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  • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    If you have to ask… ;)

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    • Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Well if it’s about fossilized shit, you should use the username ‘coprolite’

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• testfactor@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  This is satire.

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  • Olgratin_Magmatoe@startrek.website ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It’s hard to tell these days

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    • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      The Onion used to publish satire. Nows it’s just print journalism.

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  • Crankenstein@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Having met a few nut jobs who are all about pseudoscience like homeopathy, crystal healing, and other forms of ‘natural alternative medicines’, this is exactly the type of shit I would expect them to say with a straight face.

    Satire needs to be exaggerated to the point it is clear no one would actually say something so outlandish and the point of it is to be making a mockery of a specific set of beliefs. This misses those marks.

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• Etterra@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Okay tough guy, show us how it’s done. We’ll wait.

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  • Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Yes and often as possible.

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• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  … he said, with a shit-eating grin…

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• fullsquare@awful.systems ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  sounds suspiciously like something a rabbit would say

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• BlastboomStrice@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  But these ancient ancestors are dead now (probably?), maybe their plan wasnt that good after all😌

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• plinky@hexbear.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  it’s just cutting out the middleman tbh. Plants had it too good for too long

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• AOCapitulator@hexbear.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Nah, fake, “which is how old the earth is” as a cherry on top is too far, they showed their hand

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• Zerush@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Eat more shit, 10 trillon flys and 350 millon Americans can’t be wrong Image

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• Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I think they fixed that bug in the beta male release.

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• 7bicycles@hexbear.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’m oddly convinved that guys ancestors did eat all their piss and poo tbh

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• Bronstein_Tardigrade@lemmygrad.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’m struggling with this one. Is this Onion type satire, someone fracking with the reichwing chuds, or does someone actually believe this? How can you tell besides smelling shit on someone’s breath?

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• NuraShiny@hexbear.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I support this new movement and hope it becomes huge.

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• Natanox@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  After reading this my brain just squeezed itself out of my skull and began to organize a protest for more workplace-related health hazard protection.

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• Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’m all for stupid eating their shit and piss. Please do that.

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• 01011@monero.town ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I didn’t need to read that.

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