Bronstein_Tardigrade

@Bronstein_Tardigrade@lemmygrad.ml

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨LPT: Go get a shot, now.⁩ ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  This makes the wearing of N95s and routinely washing your hands triply important. Put your masks on people.

  Outside of the US, mRNA vaccines are too expensive, now that governments have ended subsidies. I’ll stick with my old school SinoVac vaccine as they’re what I can afford, and they got me thru the worst of the pandemic. Thank you Chinese government for putting people over profit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨how do you slice it??⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  They could have just used inanimate objects not requiring bisection; basketballs, refrigerators, cars, busses, buildings, etc. Why bring sn abattoir into the mix?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Evolution: 🖕⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It was Herbert Spencer who coined the phrase “survival of the fittest,” and felt that Darwin’s biological theory of natural selection could be expanded to other aspects of society like philosophy and economics. His writings were misinterpreted by the creators of social Darwinism theory and eugenicists.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's hear it, little lemmings.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If I wanted three hours of being reminded that I’m not the sharpest tack in the box, I can just go talk to my wife.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨nooo my genderinos⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Always wear your glasses. Sans glasses, I read the Advanced Math panel saying the square root of -1=1, and thought, “that’s doesn’t sound right.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me too.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I retired 7 years ago and can relate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨LYING TO CHILDREN⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Disney lies to kids all the time. It was Disney that came up with the lemmings jumping off cliffs en masse idea. Turns out, it was just someone off camera literally shoving them off the edge. Mass murder, not mass suicide.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Remember, Linda McMahon is in charge of the US Department of Education.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Zuckerberg says people without AI glasses will be at a disadvantage in the future⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  According to the John Carpenter documentary “They Live”, the glasses are supposed to reveal the underlying truth, not mask it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨IT'S CORN SWEAT SEASON⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Time for a “Children Of The Corn” remake with corn sweat added to the script.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨get sum⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is it when the respondent turns 18 or when their female prey turns 18? The White House is asking for clarification.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨220 MPs call for Keir Starmer to recognise Palestinian state⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  220 MPs think they just saw a pig fly by their window.

  220 MPs ready to join the JC party?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨be gay, do computers⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If computers are gay, that makes AI the homophobic conversion therapy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Name him.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Chuck Schumer

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dandelion cannon⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fox News: Breaking, the truth behind Planned Parenthood’s foetus cannons.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨kingdom come⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When you have a few psychedelic cousin in the family, they let you into any club.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mushroom learns to crawl after being given robot body⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The Day of the Triffids is one step closer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Emma Watson banned from driving for speeding⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you think arbitrary fines are bad, you should look up asset forfeiture.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I remember a Star Trek Voyager episode where Ensign Kim had sex with an alien and began to glow. If you see someone glow, they’ve been canoodling with ET.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Emma Watson banned from driving for speeding⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Does the UK have speed traps? Towns and villages padding their budgets by lowering speed limits just to increase speeding fines?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Emma Watson banned from driving for speeding⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  On top of being slammed with paying for high risk auto insurance for three years. That shit will break you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Emma Watson banned from driving for speeding⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I always knew we had a lot in common.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dik Piks⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This won my Guffaw of the Day Award.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨LETS GOOOOOOO⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Meanwhile, an estimated 15k+ have died of Covid-19 so far this year.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dik Piks⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Couldn’t imagine ever sending a dik pik, but if I did, it would be self-deprecating and meant to elicit laughter. Talk about “short” comings.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Didn't ask.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  So, if we ever reach the edge of the universe we’ll find out it’s just the inside of someone’s skull.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This new SSD will literally self destruct if you push the big red button it comes with — Team Group posts video of data destruction in action⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  My cat, "Tell me more about this big red plaything "

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Plant Slurs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  In Thailand, if you can eat it, it’s not a weed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨we are creators⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  My grandfather lived from 1871 to 1971; from Kitty Hawk to one small step on the moon.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Blizzard cancels all new content for its tower defense mobile game Warcraft Rumble in light of recent heavy layoffs at parent company Microsoft.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If Microsoft was a Harry Potter character, they would have entered Ollivander’s Wand Shop and come out with a wand that turns everything it touches into a bloated pile of shit. “Pileo crappus!”