Bronstein_Tardigrade
@Bronstein_Tardigrade@lemmygrad.ml
- Comment on Punch Time 2 weeks ago:
Can you imagine what the foreign press must go thru trying to interpret the shit that comes out of Trump’s mouth. Then, having translated his garbage, explaining that it is all a lie. He’s a nightmare in US English.
- Comment on PRAISE HIM 3 weeks ago:
She also makes you talk in a high, comic voice. She’s a hoot.
- Comment on Cops have now arrested over 2,000 peaceful Defend Our Juries protesters 3 weeks ago:
“Daddy, what did you do today to serve and protect?”
“I arrested someone’s Granny for protesting a genocide.”
“Dad, I hate you.”
- Comment on IT'S A TRAP 3 weeks ago:
This is why it is important to only hire union trolley operators. They are trained to stop the trolley.
- Comment on be gay, do crimes (in space) 4 weeks ago:
Sounds like there may be a jurisdiction problem.
- Comment on Kinky 5 weeks ago:
The rich have been trying to be our friends for centuries, since they’re always pissing all over us.
- Comment on Starmer has rigged the deputy leadership contest so no one to the left of Thatcher can win 1 month ago:
Anyone to the left of Thatcher has already moved over to Your Party.
- Comment on UK Cops 'Ashamed and Sick' of Enforcing Ban on Anti-Genocide Group Palestine Action 1 month ago:
Does your job involve destroying other people lives as a jackboot for capital?
- Comment on UK Cops 'Ashamed and Sick' of Enforcing Ban on Anti-Genocide Group Palestine Action 1 month ago:
When confronted by protestors, do a 180, grab a sign, and join them. You were a human once upon a time. If you’re not part of the solution, you are part of the problem.
- Comment on LPT: Go get a shot, now. 1 month ago:
This makes the wearing of N95s and routinely washing your hands triply important. Put your masks on people.
Outside of the US, mRNA vaccines are too expensive, now that governments have ended subsidies. I’ll stick with my old school SinoVac vaccine as they’re what I can afford, and they got me thru the worst of the pandemic. Thank you Chinese government for putting people over profit.
- Comment on how do you slice it?? 1 month ago:
They could have just used inanimate objects not requiring bisection; basketballs, refrigerators, cars, busses, buildings, etc. Why bring sn abattoir into the mix?
- Comment on Evolution: 🖕 2 months ago:
It was Herbert Spencer who coined the phrase “survival of the fittest,” and felt that Darwin’s biological theory of natural selection could be expanded to other aspects of society like philosophy and economics. His writings were misinterpreted by the creators of social Darwinism theory and eugenicists.
- Comment on Let's hear it, little lemmings. 2 months ago:
If I wanted three hours of being reminded that I’m not the sharpest tack in the box, I can just go talk to my wife.
- Comment on nooo my genderinos 2 months ago:
Always wear your glasses. Sans glasses, I read the Advanced Math panel saying the square root of -1=1, and thought, “that’s doesn’t sound right.”
- Comment on Me too. 2 months ago:
I retired 7 years ago and can relate.
- Comment on LYING TO CHILDREN 2 months ago:
Disney lies to kids all the time. It was Disney that came up with the lemmings jumping off cliffs en masse idea. Turns out, it was just someone off camera literally shoving them off the edge. Mass murder, not mass suicide.
- Comment on 2 months ago:
Remember, Linda McMahon is in charge of the US Department of Education.
- Comment on Zuckerberg says people without AI glasses will be at a disadvantage in the future 2 months ago:
According to the John Carpenter documentary “They Live”, the glasses are supposed to reveal the underlying truth, not mask it.
- Comment on IT'S CORN SWEAT SEASON 2 months ago:
Time for a “Children Of The Corn” remake with corn sweat added to the script.
- Comment on get sum 2 months ago:
Is it when the respondent turns 18 or when their female prey turns 18? The White House is asking for clarification.
- Comment on 220 MPs call for Keir Starmer to recognise Palestinian state 2 months ago:
220 MPs think they just saw a pig fly by their window.
220 MPs ready to join the JC party?
- Comment on be gay, do computers 2 months ago:
If computers are gay, that makes AI the homophobic conversion therapy.
- Comment on Name him. 2 months ago:
Chuck Schumer
- Comment on Dandelion cannon 2 months ago:
Fox News: Breaking, the truth behind Planned Parenthood’s foetus cannons.
- Comment on kingdom come 3 months ago:
When you have a few psychedelic cousin in the family, they let you into any club.
- Comment on Mushroom learns to crawl after being given robot body 3 months ago:
The Day of the Triffids is one step closer.
- Comment on Emma Watson banned from driving for speeding 3 months ago:
If you think arbitrary fines are bad, you should look up asset forfeiture.
- Comment on 3 months ago:
I remember a Star Trek Voyager episode where Ensign Kim had sex with an alien and began to glow. If you see someone glow, they’ve been canoodling with ET.
- Comment on Emma Watson banned from driving for speeding 3 months ago:
Does the UK have speed traps? Towns and villages padding their budgets by lowering speed limits just to increase speeding fines?
- Comment on Emma Watson banned from driving for speeding 3 months ago:
On top of being slammed with paying for high risk auto insurance for three years. That shit will break you.