Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Identity Theft doesn’t quite have the same ring to it
be gay, do crimes (in space)
Submitted 1 day ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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rockerface@lemmy.cafe 1 day ago
blackbrook@mander.xyz 1 day ago
Best band name ever.
Jarix@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
I think that makes for a better album name
kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Headlining this Friday night! With special guest Gay Zombie Super Soldiers
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 hours ago
“Falgsith” for short
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Wait when did it change from laser to luxury I missed the update
rockerface@lemmy.cafe 14 hours ago
Welcome to the future, old man
sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 hours ago
I thought some of the Apollo astronauts were illegally enriching themselves by selling a service where they would take people’s stuff to the moon in their private gear allowance, and then give it back.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 4 hours ago
The Apollo 15 crew got in trouble for something like that, postage stamps I think.
BCBoy911@lemmy.ca 3 hours ago
Smuggling moon rocks back to Earth to be sold on the black market is also pretty lucrative iirc.
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Your Honor, with all due respect, my client can only be put on trial by a space judge and a jury of her space peers
booty@hexbear.net 22 hours ago
A jury of astronauts would be kind of fun if it were possible for them not to know each other already, but I don’t think that’s possible with the current number of astronauts
huf@hexbear.net 14 hours ago
sure it is, if they add bezos and katy perry or whatever
TomMasz@piefed.social 1 day ago
Is ISS network traffic monitored? Because if it is, this was a really dumb crime.
Ajen@sh.itjust.works 36 minutes ago
Even without monitoring, it probably has a unique IP/subnet that shows the traffic came from the ISS. And the financial institution is definitely recording IPs.
CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 1 day ago
To my understanding, she wasn’t determined to have actually committed it, just was accused
Cort@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Yup:
The claims were later found to be false, and McClain was cleared.[28] On April 7, 2020, Worden was indicted on two charges of making false statements.
jrubal1462@mander.xyz 21 hours ago
Please tell me this entire thing wasn’t an elaborate add for NordVPN.
oftheair@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 hours ago
OnBoard VPN
mkwt@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
It’s probably fully recorded. Everything in and out.
That way if there’s a mishap it’s possible to go back and reconstruct the entire sequence or to replay high fidelity simulations of the network traffic at the equipment to reproduce problems.
snowsuit2654@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
Probably safe to assume that it is.
DagwoodIII@piefed.social 1 day ago
Straight female astronaut drove 900 miles to confront her rival.
https://www.biography.com/musicians/lisa-nowak-lucy-in-the-sky
roguetrick@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Yeah but she wasn’t in space just had a space diaper.
jonne@infosec.pub 1 day ago
Distinction without a difference. If you’re wearing the space diaper you’re basically experiencing everything there is about space.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 23 hours ago
There’s also an astronaut currently in jail for, I think, manslaughter? Killed someone while drunk driving? Question mark?
RamenJunkie@midwest.social 23 hours ago
Man, if you get run over by a rocket, even if the drivwr is drunk, I feel like its your own damn fault. Those suckers are huge.
recklessengagement@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Bringing “Be Gay Do Crime” to another level
Xanthrax@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Didn’t someone already commit theft in space?
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Yeah, she stole my heart
don@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
username checks out
too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 1 day ago
There was also the hole drilled in the ISS. AFAIK, nobody was ever held responsible but it was definitely vandalism at least.
mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 hours ago
Was it ever confirmed to be intentionally drilled? Last I heard, they were still in the “it could have simply been a piece of space dust moving insanely fast” part of the investigation.
lvnelrs@programming.dev 22 hours ago
smash the patriachy by being the first criminal in space.
Bronstein_Tardigrade@lemmygrad.ml 15 hours ago
Sounds like there may be a jurisdiction problem.
uss_entrepreneur@startrek.website 23 hours ago
Is space international waters? Does anything go?
UnmetPlayer@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Ships in intl waters are still governed by the laws of their flag state. I don’t see why this wouldn’t also apply to the ISS as a US-flagged vessel
uss_entrepreneur@startrek.website 20 hours ago
don@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 1 day ago
That should be a romcom with Adam Sandler.
IcedRaktajino@startrek.website 1 day ago
Someone with musical talent, please start a band and name it “Lesbian Space Crimes” 😆
tithonis@hexbear.net 22 hours ago
God forbid women do anything
locahosr443@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Lesbians… Those bitches be (statistically) crazy