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LYING TO CHILDREN

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • aislopmukbang@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Did this need to be an AI image?

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    • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I unironically really like the way roadrunners look. Excellent example of a bird.

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      • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I expected them to be a LOT bigger. Because of the cartoon, I thought they were a little bit smaller than the emus that I grew up around. Nope little fuckers are like 1.5 feet in length and 1 foot in height. Chickens are much fatter.

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      • oxysis@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Top 10 birb of all time

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  • carrylex@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
    1. Why AI?
    2. Why in retarded units?
    3. Why is the data incorrect? “In fact, a coyote’s fastest sprinting speed is 64 km/h (40 mph), which is twice that of a roadrunner’s at 32 km/h (20 mph).”
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    • oxysis@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Honestly I never really have fully gotten the whole metric vs imperial debate. The best solution is a hybrid system, which we already use and most people don’t realize it. Like if you are in a country that already used metric, guess what your time keeping system is from? From the older imperial system! Guess what you use if you are in an imperial country? You use liters, milliliters, gram and milligrams for stuff already! Just mix the two so you have the best of both worlds rather than try to remain dogmatically stuck with an objectively worse version of either system.

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      • carrylex@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        we

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      • _edge@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        How many millilitres are in a gallon?

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      • Dekkia@this.doesnotcut.it ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        tbh current time keeping kinda sucks.

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  • Phegan@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Is that an AI image?

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  • swagmoney@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    lying to us with this generated image 😡

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    • mybuttnolie@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      how can you tell it’s AI?

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      • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        real birds don’t have ahegao youtube thumbnail face

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      • BroBot9000@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Look at real examples of road runners that were posted and notice the distinct lack of YouTube thumbnail/Pixar animation face on the real birds.

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      • captain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Take a closer look at the legs. They look photoshopped from another different photo They’re also all fucked up, proportion-wise.

        None of the claws are planted on the ground (how is it standing up?)

        Shadow on the rightmost leg doesn’t match the lighting. Shadows on the body are too soft.

        Etc…

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      • I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        But replace “me” with “it”, I’m on mobile or would have done

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  • BroBot9000@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Fucking Ai slop

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  • rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    But Wile E. Coyote didn’t run after the Road Runner. He was a “Super Genius” so he used traps and contraptions and purchased solutions to achieve what he was above. If he had just chased after the Road Runner, he would eventually catch it.

    That is part of the joke.

    Iirc there’s an episode where he chases RR and catches it, then scratches his head for a bit wondering what to do next… then ties it to a rocket for no reason, with entirely expected outcomes.

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  • Fourth@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    That image is beneath you fossilesque.

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  • JandroDelSol@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    eww, ai

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Wily was literally starving all the time. He wasnt able to run top speed because he didn’t have the energy and his muscles are atrophying.

    Though this is still mostly all his own fault. He always bought machines to try and catch the road runner instead of exercising and if he could.order dumb contraptions, he could have also just ordered Domino’s.

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    • Madison420@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Got an ass load of money and a mail system that’s damn near as fast as the road runner though seems like his ass could have ordered canned food faster.

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    • Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      He did live out in the desert, probably outside the delivery range of fast food.

      Wasn’t he shown eating canned food at various points in the cartoons?

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    • Kobibi@sh.itjust.works ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I think his name is Wile. Wile E. Coyote

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  • queermunist@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Next you’ll tell my coyotes can’t operate catapults or rocket shoes!

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    • knacht1@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      They got Steve Fosset’s credit card after he crash landed his plane…

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  • BaseModelHuman@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    How fast can coyotes run on just their hind legs though?

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    • bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Those that do compensate with a vast intellect.

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    • zewm@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Half the limbs, half the speed.

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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Wil E. Coyote Is not what we would call a good coyote.

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    • the_q@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I’ll have you know he’s a super genius.

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      • don@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        ACME Corp.’s most loyal customer.

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  • Bronstein_Tardigrade@lemmygrad.ml ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Disney lies to kids all the time. It was Disney that came up with the lemmings jumping off cliffs en masse idea. Turns out, it was just someone off camera literally shoving them off the edge. Mass murder, not mass suicide.

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  • not_that_guy05@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Hey, fuck you and let me enjoy my childhood cartoons.

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  • Wakmrow@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    What is this ai slop

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  • floo@retrolemmy.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Meep! Meep!

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  • dotslashme@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The enjoyment was very real

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