captain_oni
@captain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zone
- Comment on Killing ownership is the method, killing the secondary market is the objective. 6 days ago:
Aah. I didn’t know what you meant with “mental” until I found this comment you’re responding to. I get it now.
- Comment on End of an era? 1 week ago:
They can’t do that, it’s impossible.
Too bad they can, and they did.
- Comment on We produce more resources than we could ever consume in the least sustainable ways possible. 1 month ago:
But enough commenting! Have at you!!
- Comment on 🐙 Octopus is Octopus 🐙 2 months ago:
Or: Mouse - mice house - hice
- Comment on Orthopedics 2 months ago:
Oh yeah, the buttons feel really cheap.
But I’ll take those shitty buttons over any mouse with a scroll wheel. Fuck scroll wheels they break so easily.
- Comment on Orthopedics 2 months ago:
The orbit worked really well for me. I used my thumb for the left click, pinkie for the right, and the other 3 to better control the ball.
The only big complaint I have is the wrist rest they include: it’s really hard, and comes off real easy.
- Comment on Emissions go brrrr 2 months ago:
Imagine.
This meme brought to you by John Lennon.
- Comment on 👾 The Future is Here 👾 3 months ago:
Is this the evolution of the “rtx on/rtx off” meme?
- Comment on The green lean mean killing machine 4 months ago:
Don’t do it! It’s a trap!
Don’t you know mushrooms are mostly made out of water!?
- Comment on :O blah blah blah :| 4 months ago:
“I have many mouths, yet I can’t scream”
- Comment on Steam Quietly Withdraws Under Fire MMO Ashes of Creation From Sale As Fans Wonder Who's Left to Maintain the Servers 5 months ago:
Now I know!
- Comment on No magnesium 5 months ago:
I mean, he has 0 mg of Mg. So he was technically correct
- Comment on But think of the landlords! 5 months ago:
More right wing architecture
- Comment on Which one is it? 5 months ago:
Best case scenario you discover another artificial sweetener
- Comment on Hey there 4 eyes 5 months ago:
. * surprised vertebrate face *
- Comment on Tim Cook and Sundar Pichai are cowards 5 months ago:
They have publicly traded souls
- Comment on Nat 20 6 months ago:
My roll:
- Comment on Elon Musk’s Grokipedia launches with AI-cloned pages from Wikipedia 8 months ago:
Because facts don’t care about his feelings, so he needs to create a platform where his feelings become truth.
That’s also why he lobotomizes Grok so often, to purge any facts that he considers “woke”.
- Comment on Good news. :) 10 months ago:
Since you’re including the entire north american west coast, can Baja California get an invite too?
- Comment on do what you love 10 months ago:
I had a philosophy class on my 3rd year in HS. And I hated it, but only because it was imparted by a bitter and deeply religious old man whose lectures were basically “let me tell you why this philosopher was an idiot and a bad person” when anything challenged his views.
This was, of course, a private Catholic highschool. But, to be fair, he was the only teacher there that was like that. We even had decent sex-ed, taught by an actual doctor.
- Comment on Heroes do not always wear capes, sometimes it's elytra. 10 months ago:
I love those little fuckers.
- Comment on LYING TO CHILDREN 10 months ago:
Take a closer look at the legs. They look photoshopped from another different photo They’re also all fucked up, proportion-wise.
None of the claws are planted on the ground (how is it standing up?)
Shadow on the rightmost leg doesn’t match the lighting. Shadows on the body are too soft.
Etc…
- Comment on Lake Side Gallery 1 year ago:
Oh my god, they were roommates!
- Comment on Polar bears 1 year ago:
woah woah, bear with me here…
Is it holding you at gunpoint?
- Comment on Polar bears 1 year ago:
This is what a bear would say to lull us into a false sense of security.
- Comment on Eye wash 👀 1 year ago:
I can’t use that eye wash, I have special eyes!
- Comment on Chocobo 1 year ago:
Can’t wait for brontoburgers.
- Comment on ghibli posting 1 year ago:
Sir Mix-A-Lot would be utterly dissapointed.
- Comment on RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE 1 year ago:
You are their envoy! You are their messenger!
Tell us, oh enlightened one! What is the ancient ones’ word?
- Comment on Welp. 1 year ago:
The technical terms are very similar. The only issue would be the colloquial terms.