Time is an unstoppable force

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨59⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Born in 1985. 'bout to turn 100 in a couple months.

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  • Taleya@aussie.zone ⁨12⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Born in '78, basically immortal

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• casmael@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  1990 gang calling in, I’ll be 65 this January

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  • JargonWagon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Also 1990 gang, I’ll be 78 this February

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• PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨46⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  I’ve gotta get back to preparing my coffin, I don’t have time for this

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• RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Holy shit, I’ve accidentally stumbled upon a cure for aging. I was born in 1984, yet I’m somehow only 40 years old.

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  • The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Or maybe everyone from 1998 stumbled upon the exact opposite.

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  • fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    And what was the name of your first pet?

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  • ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I mean it’s technically not wrong. I’m 46 was born in 98, also in 88, and 78 as well.

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’m 46 was born in 98, also in 88, and 78 as well.

      Born again Christian who wasn’t quite done sinning after the first reset? 😛

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• rasakaf679@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  I’m 145 years old. Where are my bald gang at?

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• subtext@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Sink waiting at door to come in meme

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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Sinks must follow the same rules as vampires.

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    • Siegfried@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Each time you cut yourself while shaving or your teeth bleed for some reason, those bastards get more powerful.

      You had been warned

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  • SPRUNT@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If you invite it in, you’re powerless against it.

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  • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I refuse to

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• centipede_powder@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Math is hard

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  • Enkers@sh.itjust.works ⁨53⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    It doesn’t get easier once ya turn 100, sonny, let me tell ya.

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• 1984@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m born in 1975.

  I’m fucking sunk. :)

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• yesman@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You younglings won’t understand, but after about age 35, your brain filters out this kind of math and you won’t notice the meme is wrong.

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  • ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    There was a article where the journalist asked a dozen people how old they felt, versus their actual age.

    And every single person said they felt in their heads, 10-20 years younger. Like, a 54yo said they felt more like they were 35yo.

    I’m hitting forty and I feel like I just understood what life is about, something I should have felt in my mid20s.

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    • qarbone@lemmy.world ⁨45⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      I feel 10 years older, so obviously I’m doing something.

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• cobysev@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Um. I was born in 1984 and I just turned 40 this year, thank you.

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  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Good thing you got in ahead of 1998 then!

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• Colors@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This meme is from the future!

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  • Twitches@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Assuming we make it that far

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    • YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Huge assumption

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• riodoro1@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  One day this meme will be true.

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  • TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    In 2043 to be exact.

    @remindme@mstdn.social 19 years

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    • ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Ugh math get out of here it’s a weekend

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• Tenniswaffles@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Well I’m balding like one at least.

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• solsangraal@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  look at my steam account, i’ll be 125 yrs old on 1/1/25

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  • Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Congratulations!

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• BennyInc@feddit.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I guess this is one of those memes that age like fine wine?

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  • Pringles@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    More like a broken clock: correct eventually for a short time.

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  • lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    We will see but chances are

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  • SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Then start turning rancid the next year

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• EleventhHour@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Oh shit! I was born in 1979. How old does that make me?

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  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Google it bro

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    • ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Ain’t nobody got time for that gonna ask AI

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  • NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    64

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    • Philing_Good@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I think you did the math wrong. It’s 69.

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