Time is an unstoppable force
Submitted 1 month ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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subtext@lemmy.world 1 month ago
SPRUNT@lemmy.world 1 month ago
If you invite it in, you’re powerless against it.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Sinks must follow the same rules as vampires.
Siegfried@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Each time you cut yourself while shaving or your teeth bleed for some reason, those bastards get more powerful.
You had been warned
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
I refuse to
raccoon@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Let that sink in.
casmael@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Lovely but why does this seem to be happening in Bristol
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 month ago
Born in 1985. 'bout to turn 100 in a couple months.
Taleya@aussie.zone 1 month ago
Born in '78, basically immortal
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Bullshit, the last person from the before-fore times died off a millennia ago.
Redfox8@mander.xyz 1 month ago
I’m with you ‘brother’, albeit one year behind. Let us tell tales of effective protest and civilian action!
dumbass@leminal.space 1 month ago
I just turned 100 last month, it’s fuckin awesome, I can fly now, only like for a mile, but everything I need is within a mile radius, so I’m saving Soo much on fuel and parking.
tamal3@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Everything you need is within a mile? Please accept me as your roommate. It takes me 20 minutes just to drive to the store, then 20 minutes to get home. I want a city.
Sorry I got stuck on the wrong part of that fantasy ;) I would also like to go flying.
yesman@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You younglings won’t understand, but after about age 35, your brain filters out this kind of math and you won’t notice the meme is wrong.
ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
There was a article where the journalist asked a dozen people how old they felt, versus their actual age.
And every single person said they felt in their heads, 10-20 years younger. Like, a 54yo said they felt more like they were 35yo.
I’m hitting forty and I feel like I just understood what life is about, something I should have felt in my mid20s.
qarbone@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I feel 10 years older, so obviously I’m doing something.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I could tell if someone was under 18/21 up until I was 30. At 32 everyone under 22 looks like so young to me now
Colors@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This meme is from the future!
Twitches@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Assuming we make it that far
YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub 1 month ago
Huge assumption
exploitedamerican@lemm.ee 1 month ago
1990 kid here, im so old i died yesterday
Ogeon@programming.dev 1 month ago
Same, but I’m feeling better today
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’d tell you what happened in 89 but I can’t remember. Something about tearing down walls to make the western world a more cohesive friendly place
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Oh and that other thing we’re not supposed to bring up in the east
casmael@lemm.ee 1 month ago
1990 gang calling in, I’ll be 65 this January
JargonWagon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Also 1990 gang, I’ll be 78 this February
collapse_already@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
1973 gang. I have dementia now so I don’t even know how old I am. Someone tells me I am 207 but it doesn’t seem right.
Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 month ago
We’ve retired the joke:
Can you imagine sending that one perpetual intern who’s so tired of your shit to Home Depot to buy the cheapest sink as the world’s richest man?
pyre@lemmy.world 1 month ago
didn’t even have context that made it make sense. he just used it in context of moving in… but the double entendre means nothing without the second, uh, entendre. anyway he’s so fucking lame, stupid and unfunny is what I’m saying
rumba@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
look at a picture of him today vs then, He looks like he gained 25 years
Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Is this called a sink in the US? I thought the kitchen sink and the bathroom basin are the correct names, but might be UK specific…
answersplease77@lemmy.world 1 month ago
it’s me sink.
riodoro1@lemmy.world 1 month ago
One day this meme will be true.
TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee 1 month ago
In 2043 to be exact.
@remindme@mstdn.social 19 years
ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
Ugh math get out of here it’s a weekend
badbytes@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Are the years metric?
cobysev@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Um. I was born in 1984 and I just turned 40 this year, thank you.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Good thing you got in ahead of 1998 then!
solsangraal@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
look at my steam account, i’ll be 125 yrs old on 1/1/25
Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Congratulations!
BennyInc@feddit.org 1 month ago
I guess this is one of those memes that age like fine wine?
Pringles@lemm.ee 1 month ago
More like a broken clock: correct eventually for a short time.
SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Then start turning rancid the next year
lugal@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
We will see but chances are
Routhinator@startrek.website 1 month ago
Clearly written by an LLM. Math is hard.
orcrist@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Might take a few decades to properly sink in tho.
centipede_powder@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Math is hard
Enkers@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
It doesn’t get easier once ya turn 100, sonny, let me tell ya.
1984@lemmy.today 1 month ago
I’m born in 1975.
I’m fucking sunk. :)
collapse_already@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
The worst part is knowing you can’t afford to and yet being forced to watch your elderly parents/friends who might be able afford to but can’t because of their health and/or the need to save their money for assisted living (which gets more and more expensive each year).
I’m not suicidal, but as I watch my parents age I think I will be. I have known several recently deceased who were miserable for the last couple of years of their lives. People who if they had been pets, we would have euthanized. It’s sobering and depressing.
ChillCapybara@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Same
ShortFuse@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Only 1900s kids would understand.
Coreidan@lemmy.world 1 month ago
One day this will be true
PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Not if they will die before then…
cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
this will become true in just a couple of years from now, assuming you represent age as a base-six number. (
4*6+5 == 2027-1998)Fredselfish@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Bullshit I will be 45 next year and was born 1980. Whoever did the math is not doing it right.
cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Bearlydave@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I believe this, but mostly because I was born yesterday.
Maggoty@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That math doesn’t math. I’m just the right kind of old to know, no coffee required.
Tenniswaffles@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Well I’m balding like one at least.
rasakaf679@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
I’m 145 years old. Where are my bald gang at?
EleventhHour@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Oh shit! I was born in 1979. How old does that make me?
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Google it bro
ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
Ain’t nobody got time for that gonna ask AI
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
I’ve gotta get back to preparing my coffin, I don’t have time for this
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Time is a human invention.
Aneb@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Time to bury my 45 year old husband brb
Dasus@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I genuinely like to try to make myself think statements like this are true. If I do it for like a few years and start actually buying it myself, then I’ll be pleasantly surprises when I actually turn 40.
Chaos0f7ife@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Hmmmmm… So does that make me a time traveler? I’ve always wanted to be Phill of the Future.
RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Holy shit, I’ve accidentally stumbled upon a cure for aging. I was born in 1984, yet I’m somehow only 40 years old.
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Or maybe everyone from 1998 stumbled upon the exact opposite.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Like that dyslexic fucker who wrote 1984 in 1948 I imagine
Letsdothis@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yeah, or not
ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com 1 month ago
I mean it’s technically not wrong. I’m 46 was born in 98, also in 88, and 78 as well.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Born again Christian who wasn’t quite done sinning after the first reset? 😛
fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 1 month ago
And what was the name of your first pet?
Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
The same as my mother’s maiden name, hunter2
captain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
The cure was basic math