Time is an unstoppable force
Submitted 5 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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subtext@lemmy.world 5 months ago
SPRUNT@lemmy.world 5 months ago
If you invite it in, you’re powerless against it.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Sinks must follow the same rules as vampires.
Siegfried@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Each time you cut yourself while shaving or your teeth bleed for some reason, those bastards get more powerful.
You had been warned
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
I refuse to
raccoon@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Let that sink in.
casmael@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Lovely but why does this seem to be happening in Bristol
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 months ago
Born in 1985. 'bout to turn 100 in a couple months.
Taleya@aussie.zone 5 months ago
Born in '78, basically immortal
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Bullshit, the last person from the before-fore times died off a millennia ago.
Redfox8@mander.xyz 5 months ago
I’m with you ‘brother’, albeit one year behind. Let us tell tales of effective protest and civilian action!
dumbass@leminal.space 5 months ago
I just turned 100 last month, it’s fuckin awesome, I can fly now, only like for a mile, but everything I need is within a mile radius, so I’m saving Soo much on fuel and parking.
tamal3@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Everything you need is within a mile? Please accept me as your roommate. It takes me 20 minutes just to drive to the store, then 20 minutes to get home. I want a city.
Sorry I got stuck on the wrong part of that fantasy ;) I would also like to go flying.
yesman@lemmy.world 5 months ago
You younglings won’t understand, but after about age 35, your brain filters out this kind of math and you won’t notice the meme is wrong.
ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 5 months ago
There was a article where the journalist asked a dozen people how old they felt, versus their actual age.
And every single person said they felt in their heads, 10-20 years younger. Like, a 54yo said they felt more like they were 35yo.
I’m hitting forty and I feel like I just understood what life is about, something I should have felt in my mid20s.
qarbone@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I feel 10 years older, so obviously I’m doing something.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I could tell if someone was under 18/21 up until I was 30. At 32 everyone under 22 looks like so young to me now
Colors@lemmy.world 5 months ago
This meme is from the future!
Twitches@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Assuming we make it that far
YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub 5 months ago
Huge assumption
exploitedamerican@lemm.ee 5 months ago
1990 kid here, im so old i died yesterday
Ogeon@programming.dev 5 months ago
Same, but I’m feeling better today
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I’d tell you what happened in 89 but I can’t remember. Something about tearing down walls to make the western world a more cohesive friendly place
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Oh and that other thing we’re not supposed to bring up in the east
casmael@lemm.ee 5 months ago
1990 gang calling in, I’ll be 65 this January
JargonWagon@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Also 1990 gang, I’ll be 78 this February
collapse_already@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
1973 gang. I have dementia now so I don’t even know how old I am. Someone tells me I am 207 but it doesn’t seem right.
Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Lemminary@lemmy.world 5 months ago
We’ve retired the joke:
Can you imagine sending that one perpetual intern who’s so tired of your shit to Home Depot to buy the cheapest sink as the world’s richest man?
pyre@lemmy.world 5 months ago
didn’t even have context that made it make sense. he just used it in context of moving in… but the double entendre means nothing without the second, uh, entendre. anyway he’s so fucking lame, stupid and unfunny is what I’m saying
rumba@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
look at a picture of him today vs then, He looks like he gained 25 years
Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Is this called a sink in the US? I thought the kitchen sink and the bathroom basin are the correct names, but might be UK specific…
answersplease77@lemmy.world 5 months ago
it’s me sink.
riodoro1@lemmy.world 5 months ago
One day this meme will be true.
TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee 5 months ago
In 2043 to be exact.
@remindme@mstdn.social 19 years
ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 5 months ago
Ugh math get out of here it’s a weekend
badbytes@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Are the years metric?
cobysev@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Um. I was born in 1984 and I just turned 40 this year, thank you.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Good thing you got in ahead of 1998 then!
solsangraal@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
look at my steam account, i’ll be 125 yrs old on 1/1/25
Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Congratulations!
BennyInc@feddit.org 5 months ago
I guess this is one of those memes that age like fine wine?
Pringles@lemm.ee 5 months ago
More like a broken clock: correct eventually for a short time.
SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Then start turning rancid the next year
lugal@sopuli.xyz 5 months ago
We will see but chances are
Routhinator@startrek.website 5 months ago
Clearly written by an LLM. Math is hard.
orcrist@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Might take a few decades to properly sink in tho.
centipede_powder@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Math is hard
Enkers@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
It doesn’t get easier once ya turn 100, sonny, let me tell ya.
1984@lemmy.today 5 months ago
I’m born in 1975.
I’m fucking sunk. :)
collapse_already@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
The worst part is knowing you can’t afford to and yet being forced to watch your elderly parents/friends who might be able afford to but can’t because of their health and/or the need to save their money for assisted living (which gets more and more expensive each year).
I’m not suicidal, but as I watch my parents age I think I will be. I have known several recently deceased who were miserable for the last couple of years of their lives. People who if they had been pets, we would have euthanized. It’s sobering and depressing.
ChillCapybara@discuss.tchncs.de 5 months ago
Same
ShortFuse@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Only 1900s kids would understand.
Coreidan@lemmy.world 5 months ago
One day this will be true
PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Not if they will die before then…
cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
this will become true in just a couple of years from now, assuming you represent age as a base-six number. (
4*6+5 == 2027-1998)Fredselfish@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Bullshit I will be 45 next year and was born 1980. Whoever did the math is not doing it right.
cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
Bearlydave@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I believe this, but mostly because I was born yesterday.
Maggoty@lemmy.world 5 months ago
That math doesn’t math. I’m just the right kind of old to know, no coffee required.
Tenniswaffles@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
Well I’m balding like one at least.
rasakaf679@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
I’m 145 years old. Where are my bald gang at?
EleventhHour@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Oh shit! I was born in 1979. How old does that make me?
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Google it bro
ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 5 months ago
Ain’t nobody got time for that gonna ask AI
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
I’ve gotta get back to preparing my coffin, I don’t have time for this
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Time is a human invention.
Aneb@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Time to bury my 45 year old husband brb
Dasus@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I genuinely like to try to make myself think statements like this are true. If I do it for like a few years and start actually buying it myself, then I’ll be pleasantly surprises when I actually turn 40.
Chaos0f7ife@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Hmmmmm… So does that make me a time traveler? I’ve always wanted to be Phill of the Future.
RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 5 months ago
Holy shit, I’ve accidentally stumbled upon a cure for aging. I was born in 1984, yet I’m somehow only 40 years old.
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Or maybe everyone from 1998 stumbled upon the exact opposite.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Like that dyslexic fucker who wrote 1984 in 1948 I imagine
Letsdothis@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Yeah, or not
ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com 5 months ago
I mean it’s technically not wrong. I’m 46 was born in 98, also in 88, and 78 as well.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
Born again Christian who wasn’t quite done sinning after the first reset? 😛
fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 5 months ago
And what was the name of your first pet?
Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
The same as my mother’s maiden name, hunter2
captain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
The cure was basic math