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Time is an unstoppable force

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Submitted ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Holy shit, I’ve accidentally stumbled upon a cure for aging. I was born in 1984, yet I’m somehow only 40 years old.

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    • The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Or maybe everyone from 1998 stumbled upon the exact opposite.

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      • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Like that dyslexic fucker who wrote 1984 in 1948 I imagine

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      • Letsdothis@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Yeah, or not

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    • ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I mean it’s technically not wrong. I’m 46 was born in 98, also in 88, and 78 as well.

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      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I’m 46 was born in 98, also in 88, and 78 as well.

        Born again Christian who wasn’t quite done sinning after the first reset? 😛

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    • fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      And what was the name of your first pet?

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      • Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        The same as my mother’s maiden name, hunter2

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    • captain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The cure was basic math

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  • subtext@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sink waiting at door to come in meme

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    • SPRUNT@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      If you invite it in, you’re powerless against it.

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    • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Sinks must follow the same rules as vampires.

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      • Siegfried@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Each time you cut yourself while shaving or your teeth bleed for some reason, those bastards get more powerful.

        You had been warned

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    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I refuse to

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    • raccoon@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Let that sink in.

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    • casmael@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Lovely but why does this seem to be happening in Bristol

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Born in 1985. 'bout to turn 100 in a couple months.

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    • Taleya@aussie.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Born in '78, basically immortal

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      • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Bullshit, the last person from the before-fore times died off a millennia ago.

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      • Redfox8@mander.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I’m with you ‘brother’, albeit one year behind. Let us tell tales of effective protest and civilian action!

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    • dumbass@leminal.space ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I just turned 100 last month, it’s fuckin awesome, I can fly now, only like for a mile, but everything I need is within a mile radius, so I’m saving Soo much on fuel and parking.

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      • tamal3@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Everything you need is within a mile? Please accept me as your roommate. It takes me 20 minutes just to drive to the store, then 20 minutes to get home. I want a city.

        Sorry I got stuck on the wrong part of that fantasy ;) I would also like to go flying.

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  • yesman@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You younglings won’t understand, but after about age 35, your brain filters out this kind of math and you won’t notice the meme is wrong.

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    • ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      There was a article where the journalist asked a dozen people how old they felt, versus their actual age.

      And every single person said they felt in their heads, 10-20 years younger. Like, a 54yo said they felt more like they were 35yo.

      I’m hitting forty and I feel like I just understood what life is about, something I should have felt in my mid20s.

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      • qarbone@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I feel 10 years older, so obviously I’m doing something.

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    • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I could tell if someone was under 18/21 up until I was 30. At 32 everyone under 22 looks like so young to me now

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  • Colors@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This meme is from the future!

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    • Twitches@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Assuming we make it that far

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      • YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Huge assumption

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  • exploitedamerican@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    1990 kid here, im so old i died yesterday

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    • Ogeon@programming.dev ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Same, but I’m feeling better today

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    • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’d tell you what happened in 89 but I can’t remember. Something about tearing down walls to make the western world a more cohesive friendly place

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      • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Oh and that other thing we’re not supposed to bring up in the east

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  • casmael@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    1990 gang calling in, I’ll be 65 this January

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    • JargonWagon@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Also 1990 gang, I’ll be 78 this February

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      • collapse_already@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        1973 gang. I have dementia now so I don’t even know how old I am. Someone tells me I am 207 but it doesn’t seem right.

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  • Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

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    • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      We’ve retired the joke:

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      Can you imagine sending that one perpetual intern who’s so tired of your shit to Home Depot to buy the cheapest sink as the world’s richest man?

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      • pyre@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        didn’t even have context that made it make sense. he just used it in context of moving in… but the double entendre means nothing without the second, uh, entendre. anyway he’s so fucking lame, stupid and unfunny is what I’m saying

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      • rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        look at a picture of him today vs then, He looks like he gained 25 years

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      • Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Is this called a sink in the US? I thought the kitchen sink and the bathroom basin are the correct names, but might be UK specific…

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    • answersplease77@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      it’s me sink.

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  • riodoro1@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    One day this meme will be true.

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    • TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      In 2043 to be exact.

      @remindme@mstdn.social 19 years

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      • ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Ugh math get out of here it’s a weekend

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  • badbytes@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Are the years metric?

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  • cobysev@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Um. I was born in 1984 and I just turned 40 this year, thank you.

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    • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Good thing you got in ahead of 1998 then!

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  • solsangraal@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    look at my steam account, i’ll be 125 yrs old on 1/1/25

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    • Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Congratulations!

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  • Routhinator@startrek.website ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Clearly written by an LLM. Math is hard.

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  • BennyInc@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I guess this is one of those memes that age like fine wine?

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    • Pringles@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      More like a broken clock: correct eventually for a short time.

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    • SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Then start turning rancid the next year

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    • lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      We will see but chances are

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  • orcrist@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Might take a few decades to properly sink in tho.

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  • centipede_powder@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Math is hard

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    • Enkers@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It doesn’t get easier once ya turn 100, sonny, let me tell ya.

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  • 1984@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m born in 1975.

    I’m fucking sunk. :)

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    • collapse_already@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The worst part is knowing you can’t afford to and yet being forced to watch your elderly parents/friends who might be able afford to but can’t because of their health and/or the need to save their money for assisted living (which gets more and more expensive each year).

      I’m not suicidal, but as I watch my parents age I think I will be. I have known several recently deceased who were miserable for the last couple of years of their lives. People who if they had been pets, we would have euthanized. It’s sobering and depressing.

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    • ChillCapybara@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Same

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  • ShortFuse@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Only 1900s kids would understand.

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  • Coreidan@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    One day this will be true

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    • PapaStevesy@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Not if they will die before then…

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  • cypherpunks@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    this will become true in just a couple of years from now, assuming you represent age as a base-six number. (4*6+5 == 2027-1998)

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    • Fredselfish@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Bullshit I will be 45 next year and was born 1980. Whoever did the math is not doing it right.

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      • cypherpunks@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        screenshot of the film The Big Lebowski, with Jeff “The Dude” Lebowski sitting on the toilet while one of Jackie Treehorn’s thugs (Mark Pellegrino) holds a bowling ball. The subtitle reads “Obviously you’re not a golfer” but “a golfer” is covered by impact outline meme text saying “using base-six numbers”.

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  • Bearlydave@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I believe this, but mostly because I was born yesterday.

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  • Maggoty@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That math doesn’t math. I’m just the right kind of old to know, no coffee required.

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  • Tenniswaffles@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Well I’m balding like one at least.

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  • rasakaf679@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m 145 years old. Where are my bald gang at?

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  • EleventhHour@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Oh shit! I was born in 1979. How old does that make me?

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    • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Google it bro

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      • ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Ain’t nobody got time for that gonna ask AI

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  • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’ve gotta get back to preparing my coffin, I don’t have time for this

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  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Time is a human invention.

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  • Aneb@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Time to bury my 45 year old husband brb

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  • Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I genuinely like to try to make myself think statements like this are true. If I do it for like a few years and start actually buying it myself, then I’ll be pleasantly surprises when I actually turn 40.

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  • Chaos0f7ife@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Hmmmmm… So does that make me a time traveler? I’ve always wanted to be Phill of the Future.

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