Enkers

@Enkers@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tough choices⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Mon dieu!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Blobfish⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Damnit, I’m going to see this everywhere now, aren’t I?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Porn button might actually be runner-up to Esc.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  OK, you asked for it. I’m binding super+P to open pornhub in a private window.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've done it again...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh well, guess I’m eating pasta this month. ¯\(ツ)/¯

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US Frites⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Frites is a portmanteau of the words “French” and “frites”, so it’s still just “frites”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Found at work. Send help.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  My guess is that there are multiple tables on one sheet, and this is the summation of the sub-totals.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fucking hell⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Eleven and twelve kinda are as well. They literally mean “one left” (ain-lif) and “two left” (twa-lif) with the “over ten” being implied.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He's totally not a Nazi tho⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Only difference being a gun can’t say no. The complicity of grunt gives them a portion of the responsibility.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He's totally not a Nazi tho⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Symbolic appropriation is the modus operandi of fascism. That’s why the swastika, a former symbol of peace, is now one of the most widely known symbols of hate on the planet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There Have Been Times I Liked The Villain Dynamics Better⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Reminds me of an all evil campaign I played in once.

  I recall “heroically” leading the towns militia into a wererat den on the night of the full moon, only to lock them all in together and finish off the stragglers on both sides afterwards. Turns out militiamen’s scalps look awfully similar to those of reverted wererats, and we turned quite a profit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The memes, they write themselves.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m oversimplifying here, but it’s because it requires conformity. Everyone has to change themselves to fit the system, and if they can’t or don’t, then they are generally not treated very well.

  The polar opposite problem is when there’s too much individual freedom and people are allowed to harm others.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do tell!!!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I saw a video once, so I’m pretty much an expert in it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Please answer.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Whoa there… We eat mold too if they’re the right type and on the right things.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rate my breakfast⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  7/10. Sweet chilli heat doritos would bump it to 9/10.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are the chances of this?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Drrr drrr drrr

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨place yer bets⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I recall hearing it was medium-ish nuclear weapon sized, but not wipe out civilisation size. Wherever it’s heading would need to be evacuated.

  That was a week ago, though, and I’m sure the size projections will be updated as we get more data.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shower thoughts⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not sure what to do with this knowledge…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think maybe they were just trying to be funny, not disagree with your request per se.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨where??⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Woowwww… Double syzygy! What does it mean?!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨where??⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sweet syzygy, dude.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not sure about Dagestan⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just send him 2-3 years Dagestan. What didn’t you get? 🙄

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you dont have a macking cmheese, are you even based?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Woman soldier from Starship Troopers saying “I’m doing my part!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you dont have a macking cmheese, are you even based?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Doesn’t seem to work in Eternity. :(

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We're in the endgame now⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What could be smaller than just 1 person?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨emotional regulation hub?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  🥲

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨emotional regulation hub?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Now if only my dad is… 😭

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨emotional regulation hub?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  9jlzuz

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mhhhm, tasty threadripper⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Coming across this post in eternity threw my brain for a loop. I clicked the comment link in the picture and couldn’t figure out why I was half in my feed, and half in this comment section for a hot second.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why the long gill?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Did you maybe accidentally reply “UNSUBSCRIBE” to your shark-facts text?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨English is a strange language.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  OK, Grandpa, back to bed. j/k j/k :)

  We have multiple industries (movie/tv/gaming/sports) whose main focus is “wasting” time. Finding some enjoyment in linguistics and logic certainly isn’t any more of a waste.