Enkers

@Enkers@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨God is a dick.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  We can hardly plan 5 years into the future, let alone hundreds of thousands… It’d be pretty sad if the answer to the Fermi paradox is that everyone is too stupid to participate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨One day, a woman had 100 children⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Ughhhh…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can't believe it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Looks like the Brits were trying to follow recipe for poutine, but read peas instead of cheese.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rock Auras - Not just for Hippies anymore⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Halite aura provides tastiness, although it’s technically a mineral not a rock.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YouTube considers a daily timer for users looking to cut back on Shorts⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Or at least give us the option to disable them. If I wanted tictok I’d go on tiktok.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do it⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “Two Trucks in my ass.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Facebook Is Just Craigslist Now⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, very cool! Thank you!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Facebook Is Just Craigslist Now⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Is there a federated marketplace tech stack? If not, seems like it’d be a good addition to the fediverse. We need all our platforms to be enshitification resistant.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everyone is watching me⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  People need to get less creepy hobbies than neighbour stalking. Like, god, if you’re that bored, go watch YouTube or smth.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kawasaki unveils a hydrogen-powered, ride-on robot horse⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Just it’s own.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you're still on Reddit...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I just occasionally go back to shill for Lemmy. Pretty sure that hurts them more than helps. :D

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Healthy snack⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Let me think of a good name for it. Let’s see, it hangs and holds a banana. How about we call it the “banana hammock”?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨XPG Prime tuning app dumps 50GB of anime girl photos in Redditor's temp folder⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, the headline makes it sound like the software was downloading anime girl pics, not just duplicating the ones that were already there. Pretty misleading IMO.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thanks reddit, very helpful.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe you and your sister should RTFM together.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tough choices⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mon dieu!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Blobfish⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Damnit, I’m going to see this everywhere now, aren’t I?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Porn button might actually be runner-up to Esc.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  OK, you asked for it. I’m binding super+P to open pornhub in a private window.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've done it again...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh well, guess I’m eating pasta this month. ¯\(ツ)/¯

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US Frites⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Frites is a portmanteau of the words “French” and “frites”, so it’s still just “frites”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Found at work. Send help.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My guess is that there are multiple tables on one sheet, and this is the summation of the sub-totals.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fucking hell⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Eleven and twelve kinda are as well. They literally mean “one left” (ain-lif) and “two left” (twa-lif) with the “over ten” being implied.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He's totally not a Nazi tho⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Only difference being a gun can’t say no. The complicity of grunt gives them a portion of the responsibility.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He's totally not a Nazi tho⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Symbolic appropriation is the modus operandi of fascism. That’s why the swastika, a former symbol of peace, is now one of the most widely known symbols of hate on the planet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There Have Been Times I Liked The Villain Dynamics Better⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Reminds me of an all evil campaign I played in once.

  I recall “heroically” leading the towns militia into a wererat den on the night of the full moon, only to lock them all in together and finish off the stragglers on both sides afterwards. Turns out militiamen’s scalps look awfully similar to those of reverted wererats, and we turned quite a profit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The memes, they write themselves.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m oversimplifying here, but it’s because it requires conformity. Everyone has to change themselves to fit the system, and if they can’t or don’t, then they are generally not treated very well.

  The polar opposite problem is when there’s too much individual freedom and people are allowed to harm others.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do tell!!!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I saw a video once, so I’m pretty much an expert in it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Please answer.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Whoa there… We eat mold too if they’re the right type and on the right things.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rate my breakfast⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  7/10. Sweet chilli heat doritos would bump it to 9/10.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are the chances of this?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Drrr drrr drrr

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨place yer bets⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I recall hearing it was medium-ish nuclear weapon sized, but not wipe out civilisation size. Wherever it’s heading would need to be evacuated.

  That was a week ago, though, and I’m sure the size projections will be updated as we get more data.