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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chicago fighting ICE⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  get people to cover for you and wear a mask then knife their tires and run away on a bike or anything. people have to fight back

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Updates that don't tell me what is being updated⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  lmao…! Yes Lemmy censored my comment but I hope I dont get banned for it. I was mocking facebook content policy changes which the Zuck implemented to lick Trump’s removed which was part of $25Million settlement to avoid repercussions for banning his account back when Biden was in Office.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Updates that don't tell me what is being updated⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You expect them to admit:

  • Implemented more aggressive collection of personal data to sell to advertisers.

  • Advertisers of medical and beauty supplements are now offered to your teenage daughter if she deleted her picture minutes after not receieving likes.

  • Users who advocate for neonazi and genocidal idologies now get suggested to each other to better promote and organize which returns higher profit of targetted advertisements as their usage time and activities increase together.

  • As part of our new monitoring and speech policy, users are now allowed to use the word retard, removed, tranny, and n-word with hard R without their posts getting flagged or reviewed which allows for better targetted advertisements and higher revenue for the Zuck.

  • Data collection now includes geophraphical tracking of your friends and intrests of people you follow giving higher revenue for shareholders.

  • Implemented analysis of background data collection of users usage and screen time, which gives higher profits per click to our targetted adveretisers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Texas National Guard arriving in Chicago⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Stop commenting on their shapes! The true cynical dirty play here is Divide and Conquer.

  Why don’t they deploy national gaurds who are from Chicago?
  I’m sure there plenty of military servicemen whose origin and families from Chicago itself, that if they really cared about protecting the Chicago community.

  They bring people from the most opposite polictical spectrum, from opposite views and concerns of Chigaco residents, from opposite far states to police and terrorize folks they have the least connections to obey orders and terrorize residents without any objection or understanding!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My fat ass got excited⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  it has to be poisonious, right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Salmon⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Salmon is one of the most expensive fish types in my city especially when it’s not its season.

  So last time I pronounced the L on purpose in the fish market. The guy bit his lip, looked at the ground for a second and replied “Yes we do have SALAmon… The best SALAmon… in the whole market for you sir.”

  Inside I was like damn right I wanted a SALAmon and I’m getting what I paid for!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨IT'S A TRAP⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes. The infamious theory of infinitly-expanding train track porportionally with train-travelled distence sequared by prof. buttnugget

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨IT'S A TRAP⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Actually… this means there are infinite people so:

  Let X be the number of people killed = (-infinity)

  As infity is defined :

  infinity + X = infinity

  infinity + (-infinity) =

  infinity - infinity = infinty

  So no people would have died black guy pointing at his head meme

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fans Left Speechless as Capcom Locks Street Fighter 6 Finals Behind Paywall⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How else would they tax their 20,000 stupid audience to brag about $2-millions prize for 1st place?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is anyone NOT steaming their Music?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I never liked streamimg music that demamds constant internet connection, ads in between, and unability to skip forward unless you’re subscribed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can you fuck off⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  laughed so loud at this pic

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's your test for people?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  you want me to work for you, pay for everything, and tip you?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon gets rid of drop box⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have a gaming PC which I planned to setup a linux distron for almost 2 years now. I just need to find the time to choose which distro, then debloat it, get the wifi, speakers, keyboard working, then install the required Nividia drivers, then optimize it and study wether OC its bios is worth it or no, then test optimal settings and compatibility, then compare my benchmark FPS results to similar ones on the internet, then open Steam and fucking game on brother lets go!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is exploited⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  that’s 1 hr back and forth. if so 30 mins each is better than what most people deal with.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ubisoft's Saudi-funded Assassin's Creed DLC provokes staff unrest, but the publisher insists partnering with the controversial regime is A-OK⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  racism?!? what are you talking about ?? are you replying to my comment?!?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ubisoft's Saudi-funded Assassin's Creed DLC provokes staff unrest, but the publisher insists partnering with the controversial regime is A-OK⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s fucking important for any gamer with a shred of concious humanity to boycott and make this game fail.

  The money this game was funded by comes directly and only from blooded oppression of a dictatorship. From forced unpresented taxes and bloody oil money of terrorisim. They beheaded and killed all their citizens and protestors who tried to ask for their share that went to this game.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Doot doot⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  username checks… eww omg

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Groyper angle explained⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  destiney aka the “I am pro-genocide” streamer, and many others from his team somewhat do the same in the most hypocritical and nonesense ways off course… idk, should they be afraid next?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Groyper angle explained⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How was the late genocidal racist paid proagondist Charlie Kirk not racist or right enough? He was literally a psycopath advocating and defending genocide with zero empathy just because he was given money.

  On that same day alone sep-10-2025 itself, Israel bombed qatar, yemen and gaza killing thousands, they also re-esciliated their starvation of ongoing genocide and forced famine, on top of lethal uprisings in indonesia and nepal, on top of poland-russia nato tenstions, but we only get to see news about this shit ? The zionists are distracting you with this news on purpose

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Women when they finally get a man⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  lmao whatever sub we’re on

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can you share⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  how about “Hummmmmph” followed by “Heeheee” ?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨monthly challenge⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  a pizza which you have to put in a microwave or oven?
  the 2nd one disqualifies sorry bro. let me tell you now why, if you have to use an oven aka go to your kitchen and use timer on your phone or whatever while you listen to shakira waiting for something to cook because oven cooking is not 5 minutes dont tell me otherwise and oh you have to TAKE OUT a clean dish that is suitable for the oven, and you’d even have to have had kitchen experience in first place to know which dish of your wife’s silverware, who IS NOT around otherwise she wouldn’t let you shove bugers in the oven like it was microwave without even removing the plastic wrappings, and once the fire is set ablaze and you luckly get to extinguish it somehow, your neighbor has called 911 already and is outside ringing your doorbell to tell you there is a fire smoke coming from your windows and asking if you were all safe like the concerned neighbor he is, then by the time firefighters arrive you just go ‘Oh… fire…because of the brugers… the plastice?.. i thought it was the oven’s bad then the fire started…omg’

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This ancient tribe was able to master the technique⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  the reason this whole tribe went exinct. but what about the scripts which they inherted from their incestors? This sculpture can’t be all they left us with

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Aerial footage shows aftermath of massive train derailment in Texas⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I hate these links. I had to click on 3 ads just to watch the video, and had to click 5 Xes and Nos for them to understand that I don’t want to login

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is Banished⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  what did this guy do to get banished to the desert the first time?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bill and Melinda French Gates and Warren Buffett’s Giving Pledge after 15 years: Only 9 of the 256 billionaires actually followed through on giving away half their wealth⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  by followed up you mean: “Ok after I die, I will donate half of my money to my tax-exempt family-owned-and-operated charity, that just happened to only pay salaries and donatations to causes that serve the intersts of our family-owned-and-operated shell companies”… :D

  it’s like sequeezing your late’s father dry-drenched cumsocket which he used his entire life, then drinking it, and brag about it… to which I say thanks but no fucking thanks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon looks into cults⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  In India there is a new cult faith healer everyday, and Spoilers Alert they all want to fuck your daughter and wife in order for you to go to heaven. oh and give them all your gold and money on regular basis

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I dont want to enter a contract when consuming your product..⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ugh damn it man. okay pm me your address

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨British Slander. :)⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  are you talking british colonism from 17th century until the collapse of the othman empire??

  You’re missing about maybe 50 more countries I’d say.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UwU brat mathematician behavior⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  so after he angered his bf he got fucked as in trouble with him or sex? raped? wtf lol