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- Comment on My fat ass got excited 11 hours ago:
it has to be poisonious, right?
- Comment on Salmon 3 days ago:
Salmon is one of the most expensive fish types in my city especially when it’s not its season.
So last time I pronounced the L on purpose in the fish market. The guy bit his lip, looked at the ground for a second and replied “Yes we do have SALAmon… The best SALAmon… in the whole market for you sir.”
Inside I was like damn right I wanted a SALAmon and I’m getting what I paid for!
- Comment on IT'S A TRAP 3 days ago:
Yes. The infamious theory of infinitly-expanding train track porportionally with train-travelled distence sequared by prof. buttnugget
- Comment on IT'S A TRAP 3 days ago:
Actually… this means there are infinite people so:
Let X be the number of people killed = (-infinity)
As infity is defined :
infinity + X = infinity
infinity + (-infinity) =
infinity - infinity = infinty
So no people would have died black guy pointing at his head meme
- Comment on Fans Left Speechless as Capcom Locks Street Fighter 6 Finals Behind Paywall 4 days ago:
How else would they tax their 20,000 stupid audience to brag about $2-millions prize for 1st place?
- Comment on Is anyone NOT steaming their Music? 4 days ago:
I never liked streamimg music that demamds constant internet connection, ads in between, and unability to skip forward unless you’re subscribed.
- Comment on Can you fuck off 5 days ago:
laughed so loud at this pic
- Comment on What's your test for people? 5 days ago:
you want me to work for you, pay for everything, and tip you?
- Comment on Anon gets rid of drop box 1 week ago:
I have a gaming PC which I planned to setup a linux distron for almost 2 years now. I just need to find the time to choose which distro, then debloat it, get the wifi, speakers, keyboard working, then install the required Nividia drivers, then optimize it and study wether OC its bios is worth it or no, then test optimal settings and compatibility, then compare my benchmark FPS results to similar ones on the internet, then open Steam and fucking game on brother lets go!
- Comment on Anon is exploited 2 weeks ago:
that’s 1 hr back and forth. if so 30 mins each is better than what most people deal with.
- Comment on Ubisoft's Saudi-funded Assassin's Creed DLC provokes staff unrest, but the publisher insists partnering with the controversial regime is A-OK 2 weeks ago:
racism?!? what are you talking about ?? are you replying to my comment?!?
- Comment on Ubisoft's Saudi-funded Assassin's Creed DLC provokes staff unrest, but the publisher insists partnering with the controversial regime is A-OK 2 weeks ago:
It’s fucking important for any gamer with a shred of concious humanity to boycott and make this game fail.
The money this game was funded by comes directly and only from blooded oppression of a dictatorship. From forced unpresented taxes and bloody oil money of terrorisim. They beheaded and killed all their citizens and protestors who tried to ask for their share that went to this game.
- Comment on Doot doot 2 weeks ago:
username checks… eww omg
- Comment on The Groyper angle explained 2 weeks ago:
destiney aka the “I am pro-genocide” streamer, and many others from his team somewhat do the same in the most hypocritical and nonesense ways off course… idk, should they be afraid next?
- Comment on The Groyper angle explained 2 weeks ago:
How was the late genocidal racist paid proagondist Charlie Kirk not racist or right enough? He was literally a psycopath advocating and defending genocide with zero empathy just because he was given money.
On that same day alone sep-10-2025 itself, Israel bombed qatar, yemen and gaza killing thousands, they also re-esciliated their starvation of ongoing genocide and forced famine, on top of lethal uprisings in indonesia and nepal, on top of poland-russia nato tenstions, but we only get to see news about this shit ? The zionists are distracting you with this news on purpose
- Comment on Women when they finally get a man 4 weeks ago:
lmao whatever sub we’re on
- Comment on Can you share 5 weeks ago:
how about “Hummmmmph” followed by “Heeheee” ?
- Comment on monthly challenge 1 month ago:
a pizza which you have to put in a microwave or oven?
the 2nd one disqualifies sorry bro. let me tell you now why, if you have to use an oven aka go to your kitchen and use timer on your phone or whatever while you listen to shakira waiting for something to cook because oven cooking is not 5 minutes dont tell me otherwise and oh you have to TAKE OUT a clean dish that is suitable for the oven, and you’d even have to have had kitchen experience in first place to know which dish of your wife’s silverware, who IS NOT around otherwise she wouldn’t let you shove bugers in the oven like it was microwave without even removing the plastic wrappings, and once the fire is set ablaze and you luckly get to extinguish it somehow, your neighbor has called 911 already and is outside ringing your doorbell to tell you there is a fire smoke coming from your windows and asking if you were all safe like the concerned neighbor he is, then by the time firefighters arrive you just go ‘Oh… fire…because of the brugers… the plastice?.. i thought it was the oven’s bad then the fire started…omg’ - Comment on This ancient tribe was able to master the technique 1 month ago:
the reason this whole tribe went exinct. but what about the scripts which they inherted from their incestors? This sculpture can’t be all they left us with
- Comment on Aerial footage shows aftermath of massive train derailment in Texas 1 month ago:
I hate these links. I had to click on 3 ads just to watch the video, and had to click 5 Xes and Nos for them to understand that I don’t want to login
- Comment on Anon is Banished 1 month ago:
what did this guy do to get banished to the desert the first time?
- Comment on Bill and Melinda French Gates and Warren Buffett’s Giving Pledge after 15 years: Only 9 of the 256 billionaires actually followed through on giving away half their wealth 1 month ago:
by followed up you mean: “Ok after I die, I will donate half of my money to my tax-exempt family-owned-and-operated charity, that just happened to only pay salaries and donatations to causes that serve the intersts of our family-owned-and-operated shell companies”… :D
it’s like sequeezing your late’s father dry-drenched cumsocket which he used his entire life, then drinking it, and brag about it… to which I say thanks but no fucking thanks.
- Comment on Anon looks into cults 2 months ago:
In India there is a new cult faith healer everyday, and Spoilers Alert they all want to fuck your daughter and wife in order for you to go to heaven. oh and give them all your gold and money on regular basis
- Comment on I dont want to enter a contract when consuming your product.. 2 months ago:
Ugh damn it man. okay pm me your address
- Comment on British Slander. :) 2 months ago:
are you talking british colonism from 17th century until the collapse of the othman empire??
You’re missing about maybe 50 more countries I’d say.
- Comment on UwU brat mathematician behavior 2 months ago:
so after he angered his bf he got fucked as in trouble with him or sex? raped? wtf lol
- Comment on Twitch's largest political streamer, Asmongold, shovels racist and xenophobic messaging to his audience of 52K+ live viewers 2 months ago:
He will get away with it just like last time by saying sorry I didn’t know or read any facts, and was just going with my inner hateful selfish racist genocidal feelings about other ethnicities whom I hate and wish the worst upon. Anyway, thank you for the $10000 donations XxReatrd420GamerxX
- Comment on Steam now generates three times more revenue for Capcom than PlayStation 2 months ago:
People need to vote with their wallets.
that’s why many companies seek to optimize their ports to work for mobile gaming. call of duty mobile -vs- cod pc or console is a case of that imo
- Comment on There’s Good Posture, Bad Posture, and Golden Posture 3 months ago:
That’s %120 concentration you can’t stay in that posture for too long
- Comment on Would you be dumb enough to wear this shirt in public? 3 months ago:
you can look him up there was a rapist who would lick his victims which was his memo… yeah