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- Comment on monthly challenge 5 days ago:
a pizza which you have to put in a microwave or oven?
the 2nd one disqualifies sorry bro. let me tell you now why, if you have to use an oven aka go to your kitchen and use timer on your phone or whatever while you listen to shakira waiting for something to cook because oven cooking is not 5 minutes dont tell me otherwise and oh you have to TAKE OUT a clean dish that is suitable for the oven, and you’d even have to have had kitchen experience in first place to know which dish of your wife’s silverware, who IS NOT around otherwise she wouldn’t let you shove bugers in the oven like it was microwave without even removing the plastic wrappings, and once the fire is set ablaze and you luckly get to extinguish it somehow, your neighbor has called 911 already and is outside ringing your doorbell to tell you there is a fire smoke coming from your windows and asking if you were all safe like the concerned neighbor he is, then by the time firefighters arrive you just go ‘Oh… fire…because of the brugers… the plastice?.. i thought it was the oven’s bad then the fire started…omg’ - Comment on This ancient tribe was able to master the technique 6 days ago:
the reason this whole tribe went exinct. but what about the scripts which they inherted from their incestors? This sculpture can’t be all they left us with
- Comment on Aerial footage shows aftermath of massive train derailment in Texas 1 week ago:
I hate these links. I had to click on 3 ads just to watch the video, and had to click 5 Xes and Nos for them to understand that I don’t want to login
- Comment on Anon is Banished 1 week ago:
what did this guy do to get banished to the desert the first time?
- Comment on Bill and Melinda French Gates and Warren Buffett’s Giving Pledge after 15 years: Only 9 of the 256 billionaires actually followed through on giving away half their wealth 2 weeks ago:
by followed up you mean: “Ok after I die, I will donate half of my money to my tax-exempt family-owned-and-operated charity, that just happened to only pay salaries and donatations to causes that serve the intersts of our family-owned-and-operated shell companies”… :D
it’s like sequeezing your late’s father dry-drenched cumsocket which he used his entire life, then drinking it, and brag about it… to which I say thanks but no fucking thanks.
- Comment on Anon looks into cults 3 weeks ago:
In India there is a new cult faith healer everyday, and Spoilers Alert they all want to fuck your daughter and wife in order for you to go to heaven. oh and give them all your gold and money on regular basis
- Comment on I dont want to enter a contract when consuming your product.. 5 weeks ago:
Ugh damn it man. okay pm me your address
- Comment on British Slander. :) 5 weeks ago:
are you talking british colonism from 17th century until the collapse of the othman empire??
You’re missing about maybe 50 more countries I’d say.
- Comment on UwU brat mathematician behavior 5 weeks ago:
so after he angered his bf he got fucked as in trouble with him or sex? raped? wtf lol
- Comment on Twitch's largest political streamer, Asmongold, shovels racist and xenophobic messaging to his audience of 52K+ live viewers 1 month ago:
He will get away with it just like last time by saying sorry I didn’t know or read any facts, and was just going with my inner hateful selfish racist genocidal feelings about other ethnicities whom I hate and wish the worst upon. Anyway, thank you for the $10000 donations XxReatrd420GamerxX
- Comment on Steam now generates three times more revenue for Capcom than PlayStation 1 month ago:
People need to vote with their wallets.
that’s why many companies seek to optimize their ports to work for mobile gaming. call of duty mobile -vs- cod pc or console is a case of that imo
- Comment on There’s Good Posture, Bad Posture, and Golden Posture 2 months ago:
That’s %120 concentration you can’t stay in that posture for too long
- Comment on Would you be dumb enough to wear this shirt in public? 2 months ago:
you can look him up there was a rapist who would lick his victims which was his memo… yeah
- Comment on Say hello if you see this more than 6 hrs from posting 2 months ago:
finally! enough internet for the day :D
- Comment on Peak male form 2 months ago:
what in the fuck is that. I look better and I never workout. I work desk job 50+ hrs/week. I’m supposed to be mr universe :(
- Comment on Calm down 2 months ago:
“relax” is one of the banned words I cannot use with my wife. If she was shouting about something and I said the word “relax”, it would start a fight probably leading to divorce
- Comment on Japan can't seem to catch a break 2 months ago:
how tf do you NOT comply with a skirt-wearing highpitched-voice big-titted japanese officer. you guys suck.
- Comment on WHERE ARE MY PRECISION SCREWDRIVERS 2 months ago:
worse when it happens to small screws in electronics. shit like this makes you want to just smash your laptop
- Comment on Jason McBason - Men can't grasp what women are attracted to apparently 2 months ago:
women cant understand what men want either
- Comment on GeoGuessr Map Makers Make Most Popular Maps Unplayable In Protest Of Saudi-Backed Esports World Cup - Aftermath 2 months ago:
This almost never hapoens in Esports. A team to stand up to the dirty bloody millions of esport-washing of saudi arabia. 99% of your gaming heros, once offered with the cash, bend their knees then lubricated and opened their buttocks wide open with that saudi oil for that bag. It’s too hard for young dumb fucks who only care about games to not sellout and take blood-stained dirty money taken from the taxes and wealth of poor oppressed unrepresented people in an oppressive dictatorship. Same happened for saudi soccer/golf/mma/boxing sportwashing. 8 oit of the top 10 athlete earners in 2024 ($100millions earned+ each) got their money from saudi arabia. that tells you all need to know
- Comment on Outstanding work 3 months ago:
i dont know about this. should I? or is it too late
- Comment on Pope 3 months ago:
im all for the idea of a pope girl this time. she has less chance of molesting kids , significantly for that we know
- Comment on A bit of salt makes it taste more savory 4 months ago:
This was really shown when Cory Booker was shouting for 25 hrs about “This is not moral… We fight corruption… We dont have money for healthcare. We dont have money for our veterans ans education…” the next morning he passes $9Billion aid to Israel because AIPAC gave him $900,000
www.wsws.org/en/articles/2025/04/…/donh-a05.html
www.opensecrets.org/industries/summary?cycle=All&…
Morality and corruption my ass. Cory Booker is a hypocrite spinless clown who does not stand for shit. You give him money and he will dance a circus just like he is paid to.
- Comment on Anon has a female friend 4 months ago:
I’m in the middle of a party with so many females. having good time and no time to talk to internet losers lol. Now ordering pizza for Claire, one of my female friends, who I’ve hit before haha you know, sexually that is.
- Comment on Anon has a female friend 4 months ago:
Opps… one female is calling me. I don’t have to reply. See you later virgins!
- Comment on Anon has a female friend 4 months ago:
lol you are jellous bro you don’t have female friends. I have, and this really happened to me with so many females more than one also
- Comment on Proton 4 months ago:
Proton: go + (positive charge)
- Comment on This is unfair! 4 months ago:
They could’ve sent a nicer waiter. And they did it to Joel Hansen the man himself; they lost on what could’ve been a $50 ad watched by hundrends of thousands at least.
- Comment on This is unfair! 4 months ago:
what was this part of? did they reeact the whole thing?
- Comment on Max pulling THIS shit every time I finish watching Last Week Tonight 4 months ago:
Bill Mahr has been a zionist racist hateful cunt since the 90s but you’re right that 90% of these toilet swearage lookingass zio influencers do it for money. Bill Mahr admited , in interview with that AndrewShultz comedian, that he is paid by his Israeli friends who constantly thank him and invite him to visit Israel for his birthright land and citizenship. Same shit with that genocide sympithizer, rape apologist, toilet asswipe Mr Bellroli Destiny, and his streamer group who absolutely did FreePalestine movement huge favors repeatedly by exposing their own evil and hypocracy the more they talk and try to defend undefenable zionist genocidal aparthied.