Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, do these sound like the actions of a man who had all he could eat?
This is unfair!
Submitted 1 month ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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exasperation@lemm.ee 1 month ago
xkbx@startrek.website 1 month ago
Ah shit I fumbled the quote
SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Maintain eye contact, eat the card. Let them know you want to make a scene.
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF MY PENIS
barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 1 month ago
“You got any more of these tasty notes? I haven’t had all I can eat.”
Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
surph_ninja@lemmy.world 1 month ago
fulcrummed@lemmy.world 1 month ago
And what happened after you were asked to leave?
We pretty much went straight home.
Mrs Simpson, let me remind you, you are under oath.
We drove around all night looking for another all you can eat fish buffet.
And when you couldn’t find one…?
We went fishing.
limelight79@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Does this sound like a man who had all he could eat?
aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Lionel Hutz was a great character. RIP Phil Hartman.
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
RIP Phil
Fuck Andy Dick
kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
What is the crime? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?
kofe@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This. Is. Democracy. Manifest!
Noite_Etion@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Ahh yes, I see you know your Judo well… Good one.
xkbx@startrek.website 1 month ago
Does this look like a man who had… ALL he could eat?
chiliedogg@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“Sir, that is all you can eat for $15.99”
shinratdr@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
killea@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I just wanna be called “sir” without it being followed by “you’re making a scene.”
MrNesser@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Jeez how much did you eat
WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 1 month ago
A number of places have a time limit. It’s all you can eat in 3 hours. There can be rules that you have to eat what you take, and when you take entire plates but barely touch them, the restaurant gets a bit annoyed.
MrNesser@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’ve been in a few as well After 30 minutes I’m usually full out staying a 3 hour time limit and still eating…
cRazi_man@lemm.ee 1 month ago
This note has a very “or else” vibe.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“We can do with the quiet way, or we can do this the loud way.”
Maalus@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This note is a parody of an actual note that was about drinking in a bar.
doingthestuff@lemy.lol 1 month ago
Not all I could.
Wilco@lemm.ee 1 month ago
You been here FOUR HOUR! You go home now!
renrenPDX@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
RIP John Pinette. Around after the 3 min mark
LMurch@thelemmy.club 1 month ago
Is this the one where he goes, “it’s all you can eat, not all YOU can eat. You scare my wife.” That lives rent-free in my head.
Wilco@lemm.ee 1 month ago
LOL, so epic. They don’t make comedy like that anymore.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
I aspire to be like Dilbert’s father and just live in a an all-you-can-eat buffet because if I never leave, I can eat forever.
pyre@lemmy.world 1 month ago
god that short lived series was hilarious. very unfortunate that the creator turned out to be a proper cunt.
slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 1 month ago
He always was a talentless cunt.
capt_wolf@lemmy.world 1 month ago
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
That’s some 90s comedy right there
crawancon@lemm.ee 1 month ago
this was the first thing I thought of. nice to see a link already here. thanks!
DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Damn I just saw this
rumba@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
My mother was 100 lbs soaking wet, but MAN could she eat. There was a steamed shrimp buffet on the other side of the city.
Family rules: We were there for shrimp, if you a little salad that’s ok, but stay away from the bread and the desserts, you can get those anywhere. You’d best eat at least three plates full
We’d eat and eat and eat and eat, then take a little break, then eat some more. Mom was skinny; dad was normal-sized, and I was a little chubby. OMG did we put away some shrimp.
Brotha_Jaufrey@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Easy, just put a wig on and keep eating.
rmuk@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Wait until they’re not looking to put on the wig. Otherwise it’s kinda a bit weird.
Brotha_Jaufrey@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Assert your dominance, put the wig on while maintaining eye contact with the owner
pyre@lemmy.world 1 month ago
they’re looking at each other like “wait, what card did you give him?”
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 1 month ago
IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Unpopular opinion ai slop can be good
answersplease77@lemmy.world 1 month ago
what was this part of? did they reeact the whole thing?
anachrohack@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s AI
curiousaur@reddthat.com 1 month ago
We used to go to the buffet after practice. My teammates and I would be so hungry we could do three or four plates. We’d usually get there around 4, and while we were there they’d transition from lunch to dinner, which had different food and was more expensive, but we’d paid for lunch.
It was technically allowed, but because we were doing it consistently, and just eating so much, the manager came up to our table to have a talk with us about it. Didn’t tell us to stop, but just tried to shame us. He said “I know what you’re doing”. We weren’t doing it on purpose, we just came in hungry when practice ended.
Lv_InSaNe_vL@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Damn that’s a shame. My team would also do this like once a month and the buffet we went to absolutely loved us. They would keep the party room open for us and prepare extra food the night before. Hell the owners came to some of the bigger meets too when they could.
Then someone drove a semi truck through the front of the building (nobody was hurt, it was overnight) and they never reopened :(
curiousaur@reddthat.com 1 month ago
I kinda get it, there was a pretty big difference between the lunch and dinner menu. The lunch was typical Chinese buffet, dinner had shrimp and crab legs and such. We just told him we’ll stay away from the crab legs if we paid for lunch.
IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 1 month ago
ULPT moment
Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Take the card with you make copies and dump them around the entrance to the restaurant. Do this for a while. Don’t get caught. Its littering ya know.
ieatpwns@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Democracy manifest!
DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Oh. I’m making a scene. A scene covered in gravy, and a side of soft serve ice cream and sprinkles. Lots of sprinkles.
doingthestuff@lemy.lol 1 month ago
I watch Joel Hansen on YouTube. It’s happened to him more than once.
answersplease77@lemmy.world 1 month ago
They could’ve sent a nicer waiter. And they did it to Joel Hansen the man himself; they lost on what could’ve been a $50 ad watched by hundrends of thousands at least.
doingthestuff@lemy.lol 1 month ago
Really people who don’t treat him well have no idea what kind of potential nearly-free positive publicity they’re missing out on. Just let the man eat!
slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 1 month ago
Humans are fucking disgusting
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 1 month ago
[youtu.be/aLkTuWdKrqY](John Pinette on buffets.)
Wetstew@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I heard they shaved a gorilla.
nsrxn@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
pseudolith@lemmy.world 1 month ago
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
moakley@lemmy.world 1 month ago
pineapplelover@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Relevant Curb Your Enthusiasm www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEobUCTpV1M
eager_eagle@lemmy.world 1 month ago
what is the charge?? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal??
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Xanthrax@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I see that you know your judo well.
VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
HANDS OFF MY PENIS
LegoBrickOnFire@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I had never heard of Democracy Manifest before coming to lemmy. I am loving this subculture in strad of reddit’s
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 1 month ago
Link for anyone like me who’s one of today’s lucky 10,000