Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, do these sound like the actions of a man who had all he could eat?
This is unfair!
Submitted 10 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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exasperation@lemm.ee 10 months ago
xkbx@startrek.website 10 months ago
Ah shit I fumbled the quote
SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Maintain eye contact, eat the card. Let them know you want to make a scene.
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF MY PENIS
barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 10 months ago
“You got any more of these tasty notes? I haven’t had all I can eat.”
Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
surph_ninja@lemmy.world 10 months ago
fulcrummed@lemmy.world 10 months ago
And what happened after you were asked to leave?
We pretty much went straight home.
Mrs Simpson, let me remind you, you are under oath.
We drove around all night looking for another all you can eat fish buffet.
And when you couldn’t find one…?
We went fishing.
limelight79@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Does this sound like a man who had all he could eat?
aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Lionel Hutz was a great character. RIP Phil Hartman.
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
RIP Phil
Fuck Andy Dick
kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
What is the crime? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?
kofe@lemmy.world 10 months ago
This. Is. Democracy. Manifest!
Noite_Etion@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Ahh yes, I see you know your Judo well… Good one.
xkbx@startrek.website 10 months ago
Does this look like a man who had… ALL he could eat?
chiliedogg@lemmy.world 10 months ago
“Sir, that is all you can eat for $15.99”
shinratdr@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
killea@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I just wanna be called “sir” without it being followed by “you’re making a scene.”
MrNesser@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Jeez how much did you eat
WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 10 months ago
A number of places have a time limit. It’s all you can eat in 3 hours. There can be rules that you have to eat what you take, and when you take entire plates but barely touch them, the restaurant gets a bit annoyed.
MrNesser@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’ve been in a few as well After 30 minutes I’m usually full out staying a 3 hour time limit and still eating…
cRazi_man@lemm.ee 10 months ago
This note has a very “or else” vibe.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 10 months ago
“We can do with the quiet way, or we can do this the loud way.”
Maalus@lemmy.world 10 months ago
This note is a parody of an actual note that was about drinking in a bar.
doingthestuff@lemy.lol 10 months ago
Not all I could.
Wilco@lemm.ee 10 months ago
You been here FOUR HOUR! You go home now!
renrenPDX@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
RIP John Pinette. Around after the 3 min mark
LMurch@thelemmy.club 10 months ago
Is this the one where he goes, “it’s all you can eat, not all YOU can eat. You scare my wife.” That lives rent-free in my head.
Wilco@lemm.ee 10 months ago
LOL, so epic. They don’t make comedy like that anymore.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 months ago
I aspire to be like Dilbert’s father and just live in a an all-you-can-eat buffet because if I never leave, I can eat forever.
pyre@lemmy.world 10 months ago
god that short lived series was hilarious. very unfortunate that the creator turned out to be a proper cunt.
slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 10 months ago
He always was a talentless cunt.
capt_wolf@lemmy.world 10 months ago
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
That’s some 90s comedy right there
crawancon@lemm.ee 10 months ago
this was the first thing I thought of. nice to see a link already here. thanks!
DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Damn I just saw this
rumba@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
My mother was 100 lbs soaking wet, but MAN could she eat. There was a steamed shrimp buffet on the other side of the city.
Family rules: We were there for shrimp, if you a little salad that’s ok, but stay away from the bread and the desserts, you can get those anywhere. You’d best eat at least three plates full
We’d eat and eat and eat and eat, then take a little break, then eat some more. Mom was skinny; dad was normal-sized, and I was a little chubby. OMG did we put away some shrimp.
Brotha_Jaufrey@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Easy, just put a wig on and keep eating.
rmuk@feddit.uk 10 months ago
Wait until they’re not looking to put on the wig. Otherwise it’s kinda a bit weird.
Brotha_Jaufrey@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Assert your dominance, put the wig on while maintaining eye contact with the owner
pyre@lemmy.world 10 months ago
they’re looking at each other like “wait, what card did you give him?”
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 10 months ago
IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Unpopular opinion ai slop can be good
answersplease77@lemmy.world 10 months ago
what was this part of? did they reeact the whole thing?
anachrohack@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It’s AI
curiousaur@reddthat.com 10 months ago
We used to go to the buffet after practice. My teammates and I would be so hungry we could do three or four plates. We’d usually get there around 4, and while we were there they’d transition from lunch to dinner, which had different food and was more expensive, but we’d paid for lunch.
It was technically allowed, but because we were doing it consistently, and just eating so much, the manager came up to our table to have a talk with us about it. Didn’t tell us to stop, but just tried to shame us. He said “I know what you’re doing”. We weren’t doing it on purpose, we just came in hungry when practice ended.
Lv_InSaNe_vL@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Damn that’s a shame. My team would also do this like once a month and the buffet we went to absolutely loved us. They would keep the party room open for us and prepare extra food the night before. Hell the owners came to some of the bigger meets too when they could.
Then someone drove a semi truck through the front of the building (nobody was hurt, it was overnight) and they never reopened :(
curiousaur@reddthat.com 10 months ago
I kinda get it, there was a pretty big difference between the lunch and dinner menu. The lunch was typical Chinese buffet, dinner had shrimp and crab legs and such. We just told him we’ll stay away from the crab legs if we paid for lunch.
IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 10 months ago
ULPT moment
Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Take the card with you make copies and dump them around the entrance to the restaurant. Do this for a while. Don’t get caught. Its littering ya know.
ieatpwns@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Democracy manifest!
DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Oh. I’m making a scene. A scene covered in gravy, and a side of soft serve ice cream and sprinkles. Lots of sprinkles.
doingthestuff@lemy.lol 10 months ago
I watch Joel Hansen on YouTube. It’s happened to him more than once.
answersplease77@lemmy.world 10 months ago
They could’ve sent a nicer waiter. And they did it to Joel Hansen the man himself; they lost on what could’ve been a $50 ad watched by hundrends of thousands at least.
doingthestuff@lemy.lol 10 months ago
Really people who don’t treat him well have no idea what kind of potential nearly-free positive publicity they’re missing out on. Just let the man eat!
slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 10 months ago
Humans are fucking disgusting
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 10 months ago
[youtu.be/aLkTuWdKrqY](John Pinette on buffets.)
Wetstew@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I heard they shaved a gorilla.
nsrxn@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
pseudolith@lemmy.world 10 months ago
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 months ago
moakley@lemmy.world 10 months ago
pineapplelover@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Relevant Curb Your Enthusiasm www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEobUCTpV1M
eager_eagle@lemmy.world 10 months ago
what is the charge?? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal??
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Xanthrax@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I see that you know your judo well.
VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
HANDS OFF MY PENIS
LegoBrickOnFire@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I had never heard of Democracy Manifest before coming to lemmy. I am loving this subculture in strad of reddit’s
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 10 months ago
Link for anyone like me who’s one of today’s lucky 10,000