Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, do these sound like the actions of a man who had all he could eat?
This is unfair!
Submitted 3 weeks ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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exasperation@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
xkbx@startrek.website 3 weeks ago
Ah shit I fumbled the quote
SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Maintain eye contact, eat the card. Let them know you want to make a scene.
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF MY PENIS
barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
“You got any more of these tasty notes? I haven’t had all I can eat.”
Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
surph_ninja@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
fulcrummed@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
And what happened after you were asked to leave?
We pretty much went straight home.
Mrs Simpson, let me remind you, you are under oath.
We drove around all night looking for another all you can eat fish buffet.
And when you couldn’t find one…?
We went fishing.
limelight79@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Does this sound like a man who had all he could eat?
aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Lionel Hutz was a great character. RIP Phil Hartman.
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
RIP Phil
Fuck Andy Dick
kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
What is the crime? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?
kofe@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This. Is. Democracy. Manifest!
Noite_Etion@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Ahh yes, I see you know your Judo well… Good one.
xkbx@startrek.website 3 weeks ago
Does this look like a man who had… ALL he could eat?
chiliedogg@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“Sir, that is all you can eat for $15.99”
shinratdr@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
killea@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I just wanna be called “sir” without it being followed by “you’re making a scene.”
MrNesser@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Jeez how much did you eat
WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 3 weeks ago
A number of places have a time limit. It’s all you can eat in 3 hours. There can be rules that you have to eat what you take, and when you take entire plates but barely touch them, the restaurant gets a bit annoyed.
MrNesser@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’ve been in a few as well After 30 minutes I’m usually full out staying a 3 hour time limit and still eating…
cRazi_man@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
This note has a very “or else” vibe.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“We can do with the quiet way, or we can do this the loud way.”
Maalus@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This note is a parody of an actual note that was about drinking in a bar.
doingthestuff@lemy.lol 3 weeks ago
Not all I could.
Wilco@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
You been here FOUR HOUR! You go home now!
renrenPDX@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
RIP John Pinette. Around after the 3 min mark
LMurch@thelemmy.club 3 weeks ago
Is this the one where he goes, “it’s all you can eat, not all YOU can eat. You scare my wife.” That lives rent-free in my head.
Wilco@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
LOL, so epic. They don’t make comedy like that anymore.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
I aspire to be like Dilbert’s father and just live in a an all-you-can-eat buffet because if I never leave, I can eat forever.
pyre@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
god that short lived series was hilarious. very unfortunate that the creator turned out to be a proper cunt.
slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 3 weeks ago
He always was a talentless cunt.
capt_wolf@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
That’s some 90s comedy right there
crawancon@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
this was the first thing I thought of. nice to see a link already here. thanks!
DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Damn I just saw this
rumba@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
My mother was 100 lbs soaking wet, but MAN could she eat. There was a steamed shrimp buffet on the other side of the city.
Family rules: We were there for shrimp, if you a little salad that’s ok, but stay away from the bread and the desserts, you can get those anywhere. You’d best eat at least three plates full
We’d eat and eat and eat and eat, then take a little break, then eat some more. Mom was skinny; dad was normal-sized, and I was a little chubby. OMG did we put away some shrimp.
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Unpopular opinion ai slop can be good
answersplease77@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
what was this part of? did they reeact the whole thing?
anachrohack@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It’s AI
Brotha_Jaufrey@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Easy, just put a wig on and keep eating.
rmuk@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
Wait until they’re not looking to put on the wig. Otherwise it’s kinda a bit weird.
Brotha_Jaufrey@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Assert your dominance, put the wig on while maintaining eye contact with the owner
pyre@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
they’re looking at each other like “wait, what card did you give him?”
curiousaur@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
We used to go to the buffet after practice. My teammates and I would be so hungry we could do three or four plates. We’d usually get there around 4, and while we were there they’d transition from lunch to dinner, which had different food and was more expensive, but we’d paid for lunch.
It was technically allowed, but because we were doing it consistently, and just eating so much, the manager came up to our table to have a talk with us about it. Didn’t tell us to stop, but just tried to shame us. He said “I know what you’re doing”. We weren’t doing it on purpose, we just came in hungry when practice ended.
Lv_InSaNe_vL@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Damn that’s a shame. My team would also do this like once a month and the buffet we went to absolutely loved us. They would keep the party room open for us and prepare extra food the night before. Hell the owners came to some of the bigger meets too when they could.
Then someone drove a semi truck through the front of the building (nobody was hurt, it was overnight) and they never reopened :(
curiousaur@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
I kinda get it, there was a pretty big difference between the lunch and dinner menu. The lunch was typical Chinese buffet, dinner had shrimp and crab legs and such. We just told him we’ll stay away from the crab legs if we paid for lunch.
IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
ULPT moment
Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Take the card with you make copies and dump them around the entrance to the restaurant. Do this for a while. Don’t get caught. Its littering ya know.
ieatpwns@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Democracy manifest!
DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Oh. I’m making a scene. A scene covered in gravy, and a side of soft serve ice cream and sprinkles. Lots of sprinkles.
doingthestuff@lemy.lol 3 weeks ago
I watch Joel Hansen on YouTube. It’s happened to him more than once.
answersplease77@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
They could’ve sent a nicer waiter. And they did it to Joel Hansen the man himself; they lost on what could’ve been a $50 ad watched by hundrends of thousands at least.
doingthestuff@lemy.lol 3 weeks ago
Really people who don’t treat him well have no idea what kind of potential nearly-free positive publicity they’re missing out on. Just let the man eat!
slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 3 weeks ago
Humans are fucking disgusting
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
[youtu.be/aLkTuWdKrqY](John Pinette on buffets.)
Wetstew@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I heard they shaved a gorilla.
nsrxn@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
pseudolith@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
moakley@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
pineapplelover@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Relevant Curb Your Enthusiasm www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEobUCTpV1M
eager_eagle@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
what is the charge?? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal??
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Xanthrax@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I see that you know your judo well.
VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
HANDS OFF MY PENIS
LegoBrickOnFire@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I had never heard of Democracy Manifest before coming to lemmy. I am loving this subculture in strad of reddit’s
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
Link for anyone like me who’s one of today’s lucky 10,000