VerilyFemme

@VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Peak masculinity⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Dude looks like he’s dripped out for his trial at The Hague

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I won a key code for life of p does anyone want it?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m definitely interested in a Steam key!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Moonbase Alpha: That time NASA made a meme video game⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨grandma's house recently got a roomba⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Two ways to read this:

  1. Anon needs to stop reading hentai, he’s permanently altered his libido.

  2. Anon has the virility of an 18-year-old viking, and quite frankly most of us could not even imagine so little stimuli getting the job done.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Outstanding work⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Took me forever, this one is sly

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Brib Cuddles⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cats with feathers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is unfair!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Truly, every line in the clip is delivered with the bravado and conviction of an experienced thespian.

  “Gentlemen, this is democ_rrr_acy manifest!”

  This is the bloke that got me on the penis be_foaaa._

  “Ooh, that’s a nice headlock sir! Ahhh, yes, I see that you know your judo well.”

  “And you sir! Are you waiting to recieve my limp penis?”

  This interview was three years ago. I sincerely hope he is in good health and has many more succulent meals in his future.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is unfair!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  HANDS OFF MY PENIS

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In the JFK Files⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I can see and hear the full video for this as I read

  and why is he here? HE LOST!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Favourite 90s platformer?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Super Mario Bros 3. It barely makes the cutoff, releasing jn 1990 in North America. But man, it is something special. I completely understand why people prefer Mario World, but Mario 3 feels like the peak of the 2d franchise for me, and everything after that is just reiterating what it perfected.

  Sonic 2 and Crash Bandicoot 3 are up there, too. The first time I played Crash especially, my mind was blown. There are several games that scratch the same itch as Mario and Sonic, but I’ve not found a single game that feels like Crash Bandicoot. Gamers were spoiled in the 90s. …unless you bought from a company that wasn’t Nintendo or Sony.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon encounters magic⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  She saw anon standing alone and he really took her insult to heart.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Has no soul⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s hilarious. They’re really keeping the spirit of the wild west-era internet alive.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Has no soul⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Makes a lot of sense lol. I appreciate your usage of ED as a source, I find that reading between the opinions yields some shockingly accurate web history.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Has no soul⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Anyone who got a chuckle from this, it’s an excerpt from the Fur Trapper Saga, a series of fictional letters of advertisement for competing fur trapping businesses. Every one of the letters is hilarious, and they become more unhinged as PB Fouke and JF Swanton start really responding to each other’s claims.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Has no soul⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  For context, this paragraph is lifted from SomethingAwful’s Fur Trapper Saga, a series of fictional advertisements put out by two fictional fur trappers, who are competing in business.

  While one of the trappers, PB Fouke, tries to sell his business on dedication, JF Swanton sells his furs on the promise that he is so cruel of course he’s going to have the best furs.

  Doesn’t make it less offensive, but the point being that it was written in character as a fur trapper from the 1800s who regarded himself as much more cruel than all else.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Wipeout-like racer BallisticNG gets Steam Deck Verified⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s extremely good. It feels like it was created by fans of all the high-speed racers (F-Zero, wipEout, Extreme G, Star Wars Episode I Podracer, etc), but it’s also very much its own game. Not exactly a 1:1 replication of Extreme G, especially with its focus on four-“wheeled” vehicles (it also has hover options), but it’s probably as close as you’re going to get nowadays.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Wipeout-like racer BallisticNG gets Steam Deck Verified⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you ever tried GRIP: Combat Racing?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why We Love to Get Lost in Games: The Enduring Appeal of Metroidvanias⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I count Dark Souls as a Metroidvania in my head, honestly.

  But I think the actual defining feature is unlocking new abilities to reach new locations.

  DS1 has you unlocking new areas that are interconnected with ones previously explored, but you don’t really unlock new moves to get to a new place, it usually just happens after you beat a boss or buy an item.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Heh heh, Ass.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Warner Bros. Home Entertainment will be releasing "BATMAN NINJA VS. YAKUZA LEAGUE" on 4K Ultra HD, Blu-ray, and DVD on April 15.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That definitely detracted from my enjoyment too. All the characters seemed sluggish. I was also expecting 2D animation going in, so Batman RWBY took me a bit by surprise.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  TIL it’s manly to smell like an onion that just worked out

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Warner Bros. Home Entertainment will be releasing "BATMAN NINJA VS. YAKUZA LEAGUE" on 4K Ultra HD, Blu-ray, and DVD on April 15.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There were some funny gags, like Batman trying to use his grappling hook - but there are no skyscrapers, and there were some cool premises for sure. That said, I was expecting a lot more espionage and action from Batman Ninja, and I think it underdelivered just a bit in that regard.

  I should rewatch it, because I’m totally watching this new one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Warner Bros. Home Entertainment will be releasing "BATMAN NINJA VS. YAKUZA LEAGUE" on 4K Ultra HD, Blu-ray, and DVD on April 15.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I won’t lie, I was a little disappointed by Batman Ninja. I thought it was pretty good, but I guess the title Batman Ninja, to me, implies it’s going to be the best movie ever made. Loved the art style though, I’m definitely going to watch this one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's Never too Late⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  …dude Musk’d the fuck outta McDonald’s?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's Never too Late⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s crazy to me that Ray Kroc was already in the unedited version of this image… Dude Edison’d the fuck outta McDonald’s.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*poke⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Whaaaat are you, a wise guy?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨great⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Star of Ellen and Never Been Kissed!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨May I offer you a Big Chungus in these trying times?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Didn’t the original artist draw it as a cel?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon finds a hidden message in Shrek⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that the official render of Donkey? That’s fucking terrifying.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Select a tip⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Custom: 0%

  Every time.

  If they give me the No Tip option, I usually tip a little bit.