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@aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone
- Comment on Anon does well in school 4 days ago:
And yet i still struggled. What does that mean?
 - Comment on Fictional 6 days ago:
MOISTURISE ME!
 - Comment on Youtube can detect VPNs now... the fuck? 1 week ago:
newpipe won’t work for much longer. Google is mandating android apps be signed by them, and you can sure as shit bet that newpipe, which eats into their profits, ain’t gonna get signed
 - Comment on #environmentalist 1 week ago:
Dumpy makes Memes now?
 - Comment on Julia Gillard endorses Donald Trump 1 week ago:
wow. what an awful person.
 - Comment on passage of time 1 week ago:
it’s dissociation, not disassociation. But nice meme!
 - Comment on AWS crash causes $2,000 Smart Beds to overheat and get stuck upright 1 week ago:
I’m sorry. I’m really sorry. But why does a bed need to be smart? This is the dumbest timeline ever. It really is
 - Comment on Manic Stew 1 week ago:
depressed crackers
 - Comment on Anon checks up on a childhood friend 2 weeks ago:
As depressed as I get, and as much as I don’t want to do anything, I ALWAYS make sure my girl is looked after. Clean litter, water bowl full and food twice a day
 - Comment on Anon checks up on a childhood friend 2 weeks ago:
I have a rescue cat. She’s the reason why I haven’t offed myself yet. She’s my life
 - Comment on Anon checks up on a childhood friend 2 weeks ago:
aaaaaaand now I’m sad because that is my life.
 - Comment on How are these ICE agents allowed to fire on protestors like this 2 weeks ago:
they effectively have immunity under dumpy.
 - Comment on one bright second 2 weeks ago:
if the history of the earth was a roll of toilet paper, human history would take up 1mm of that toilet roll. Does that make you seem even more insignificant?
 - Comment on Jesus hates American "Christians" 2 weeks ago:
yeah, in jesus’s image, right. I wonder if jesus gave a fuck about other people…
 - Comment on Good luck with that 2 weeks ago:
vpn yo
 - Comment on THE CRAZY PILLS 3 weeks ago:
Yeah, but don’t even dare get an abortion or it’ll be death penalty for you
 - Comment on I think lemmy should have sponsored posts 3 weeks ago:
Now you’re getting it!
 - Comment on I think lemmy should have sponsored posts 3 weeks ago:
Oh and we should ban anyone criticising dear leader dumpy. Let’s goooooo!
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 - Comment on Can a person who is a convicted felon/ rapist even get nominated for the Nobel Peace Price? Extra points if you can ELI5 that. 3 weeks ago:
If there were any justice in the world, it would be significantly higher than 34.
 - Comment on Pop-up Amazon TV ads despite charging people monthly fees for their ad-free plan. 3 weeks ago:
there’s a reason why video game and music piracy has had a dramatic reduction, and why tv/movies still have a significant number of pirates.
 - Comment on Get 'em young 3 weeks ago:
i think that rat is a mouse, but they look so alike when they’re younger.
 - Comment on Updates that don't tell me what is being updated 3 weeks ago:
People still use duolingo?
 - Comment on When did Cash for Chritianity become a thing? When even Jesus the son of god wouldn't stand for it in a church? If they preach why don't they practice from the bible? 3 weeks ago:
They pick and choose what they want to follow. Treating everyone kindly, and with humanity? Nah, no way. Slavery? Sure, have at it.
 - Comment on King Charles hopes nature film will 'inspire' viewers 3 weeks ago:
I’m sure he feels like he’s making a difference in his private plane.
 - Comment on Which one and why? 3 weeks ago:
I’m with you. All those spoons are abominations.
 - Comment on Does free healthcare access increase or decrease the need for medical personnel overall? 3 weeks ago:
Honestly, in my state (Australia), the hospital system is crumbling because people are going to hospital for minor shit that could easily be treated at their GP. The amount of ambulance ramping at the ED is crazy. People are waiting 6-7 hours after being taken by ambulance to hospital. People often die because they are being ramped. A stroke victim died recently here because they had to wait like 5 hours, and the stroke killed them.
 - Comment on Texas National Guard arriving in Chicago 3 weeks ago:
IT’S GLANDULAR!
 - Comment on Poor salmon 4 weeks ago:
probs from the pic of the fishy.
 - Comment on Poor salmon 4 weeks ago:
why is knife spelt with a k?
why is hour spelt with an h?
Why is wednesday pronounced wendsday?
Just is. Michael McIntyre did a good bit about this.