Would you be dumb enough to wear this shirt in public?

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• FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I wouldn’t wear it but I see nothing wrong with it. It’s funny…

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  • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Its a little tacky with the redneck speak, but i have no problem with a version in my local dialect.

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  • dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I would say it depends where you’re going. If you’re going to the pub with your mates have at it, kids party or shopping definitely not.

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    • TheFrirish@jlai.lu ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Lol the kids wouldn’t get it anyway lol

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• surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Feminism out of control. Women don’t enjoy sex. That’s a myth. If female orgasms existed my wife would have had one by the third of the five pumps I give her.

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  • Ceedoestrees@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Generous man, with two extra pumps. I dated a Mormon and got no pumps until I swapped his anti-seizure meds with caffeine pills.

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    • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      That’s dark. It reminds me of a story.

      A little old lady goes for a stroll in the park, when she sees a man sitting on a bench wearing a trench coat. As she walks closer, she realises he isn’t wearing anything else. She sits next to him and after a minute, he turns to her and asks, “Would you like to touch my penis?”

      “Oh, no, I couldn’t,” she says. “I’m a widow and I haven’t touched one in years.”

      “Go on,” he says. “It’s like riding a bike. You don’t forget.”

      So she does. And every day for the next few months, she goes to the park and enjoys her encounter with the man.

      One day, he isn’t at their regular meeting spot.

      “Oh, well he was old,” she says to herself, thinking he’s died. But after a few minutes, she sees him on another bench with another little old woman.

      “You bastard,” she says. “You’re cheating on me! What’s she got that I don’t?”

      “Parkinson’s,” he replied.

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• mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Would you be dumb enough to wear this shirt in public?

  some anticlitoral hate speech right there. clitoralists should be free to celebrate their faith openly just like any other religion, get fucked for being mean. at least the thing they worship actually exists.

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    For years I have been petitioning Congress for a national holiday to celebrate the clit. I specifically have asked it to be in one of the summer months. I envision large parades with everyone that has one proudly marching with their pussy and clit showing off

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    • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      The posters and signs would be great

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• scytale@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  !shirtsthatgohard@lemmy.world

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• loomy@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I had the great honor of giving this post its 69th upvote.

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  • FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I’ll 420 blaze to that brother.

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  • kelpie_returns@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Nice

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I think we should make a rule that memes that my drunk uncle posts to facebook five minutes before he passes out isn’t a shitpost.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Hit as in “have sex” or as in “hit?” 😕

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  • FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Obviously “have sex.” There really is no room for interpretation error with this one.

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    • lars@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Britney Spears’s lyricist having thought “hit me baby one more time” meant “have sex with me one more time”. This barely made sense till now.

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  • KoboldCoterie@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Pretty sure they were going for the former, but I also wouldn’t put it past anyone who would actually wear this shirt in public to do the latter.

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    • superglue@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Thats interesting because I feel the opposite. I feel like giluys that hit their wives are also less likely your go down on them.

      I honestly don’t understand why goes dont like it. Its kinda fun so long as shes clean.

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    hit as in having sex

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• adhocfungus@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Is that the CLIT Commander!?

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  • snipon@feddit.dk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Snoogans

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