Fuck it. Have any of the other candidates been to space?
Pope
Submitted 1 year ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 1 year ago
frog@feddit.uk 1 year ago
If not that means she has been the closest to God.
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Poor America, so far from God and so close to Donald Trump.
Sergio@slrpnk.net 1 year ago
closest to God.
Wait, is that the only criterion? Then we need pope Trent Reznor.
pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Plus, Left Shark is one of her followers. I’m on team Left Shark.
answersplease77@lemmy.world 1 year ago
im all for the idea of a pope girl this time. she has less chance of molesting kids , significantly for that we know
callouscomic@lemm.ee 1 year ago
The formal requirement to be Pope is a baptized catholic male. Doesn’t even technically have to be a cardinal. But has to be male. Idiotic religion.
Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 1 year ago
just give her a male baptism, it isn’t a brit milah, you don’t really need the dongdong
LeninsOvaries@lemmy.cafe 1 year ago
Well then get a pre-transition trans woman to be pope. That’s a male girl. Then give her estrogen and see what happens
seemefeelme@infosec.pub 1 year ago
Religion 🤝🏻 Staunch sexism
L0wded_@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Lol
altphoto@lemmy.today 1 year ago
I’d go for the holy cracker a few times over if she was giving it lol. Nah! Fuck church!
Sibshops@lemm.ee 1 year ago
The Catholic church: Women in charge? Absolutely not.
HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Not even ‘in charge’, they don’t want women to have any power.
EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 1 year ago
BREAKING: Donald Trump declares himself to be Katy Perry!
Have you ever seen them together at the same time??? Hmmm???
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 1 year ago
They’ve both got big cans.
D_C@lemm.ee 1 year ago
And both are evil cunts. There’s more to this, we must delve deeper!!
Karl@programming.dev 1 year ago
Oh
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Guys, only she can understand love since she has been up in a billionaire taxi.
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 year ago
That’s still more Bible than most Christians have read.
peregrin5@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I kinda a feel bad for the last pope. After his death he might have imagined people talking about his work and deeds. Instead, asshats are using AI to photoshop pope hats on the heads of idiots.
kamenlady@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Using AI to Photoshop is next level asshat move
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 year ago
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 year ago
IDK why everyone is shitting on Katy Perry and frankly, I feel vindicated for shitting on her since I knew she was a cunt.
anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Probably because she payed to be dead weight on the dick rocket that was marketed as the first all female space missions.
In reality Valentina Tereshkova became the first woman in space and because she flew solo it was also the first all female space mission.
Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I don’t understand the Katy Perry hate. William Shatner took the same space trip and wasn’t dumped on.
JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 1 year ago
tauren@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
Okay.
kamenlady@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Uuuuh
Warl0k3@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It wasn’t the trip itself thats particularly viewed as problematic, it was the atrociously patronizing marketing surrounding it and that Katy Perry being just a generally vile person. Nobody is begrudging Amanda Nguyen or Aisha Bowe being along on this trip, they’ve dedicated their lives to the celebration of science and supporting the work of legitimate astronauts.
Revan343@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
At least Shatner’s a professional fake astronaut?
abbadon420@lemm.ee 1 year ago
William Shatber was very much dumped on. Not by us, but by Mister Proper himself.
Shatner: “It was such a humbling experience, I just…”
Bezos:"Shut up man. Just pop some champagne and act like you’re celebrating with these cheap hookers I hired for you. "
Hooker:“WOOoOooOo!!!”xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
she declared herself an astronaut… much in the same way you become a pilot after riding on a commercial jet….
there were few dumb things, but this is definitely referring to that.hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
That’s stupid though. Why the fuck does some weird nerds try to gatekeep the title “astronaut”? Katy Perry’s role on the flight was about equal to Yuri Gagarin in terms of controlling the ship.
Anyways, it’s just a publicity stunt by the ultra rich marketing it as feminist achievement, that’s what you should be shitting on
cyphear@lemm.ee 1 year ago
JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 year ago
She used to be a contemporary Christian music artist. This is not without precedent.
NotAGamer@lemmy.org 1 year ago
This would be funny if Donald Trump didn’t actually say that he should be the Pope.
dan69@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I knew it at some point the cross industry relevance has some semblance to any job position!
Lucky_777@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Teenage Dream for sure
hnnhmn7@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
chat is this actually real? i truly have no idea at this point
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 1 year ago
iblb
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 year ago
TheBat@lemmy.world 1 year ago
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Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Maybe I have shit humor but I love this. I need to see more crop complaint memes.
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
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flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
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medsal15@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
poorly cropped picture of a wizard with the lines “You fool” and “I cast poorly cropped image”
junimond@feddit.org 1 year ago
Badly cropped image displaying screenshot from r/croppingihard, on which a pai of scissors is displayed witht the caption „Here are some scissors so you can crop your fucking memes. On the top of the screen, a text message from „mommy“ raeads „DId you seriously have sex with the dog again!“
frog@feddit.uk 1 year ago
Nah, you got Good Humor. Sweet, cold, creamy and sometimes covered in nuts.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s not a bad crop until someone points it out, and that means I’ve done a good job!