IDK why everyone is shitting on Katy Perry and frankly, I feel vindicated for shitting on her since I knew she was a cunt.
Pope
Submitted 11 hours ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
TheBat@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip 6 hours ago
Maybe I have shit humor but I love this. I need to see more crop complaint memes.
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 56 minutes ago
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 55 minutes ago
frog@feddit.uk 5 hours ago
Nah, you got Good Humor. Sweet, cold, creamy and sometimes covered in nuts.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
It’s not a bad crop until someone points it out, and that means I’ve done a good job!
chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Fuck it. Have any of the other candidates been to space?
frog@feddit.uk 11 hours ago
If not that means she has been the closest to God.
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Poor America, so far from God and so close to Donald Trump.
Sergio@slrpnk.net 9 hours ago
closest to God.
Wait, is that the only criterion? Then we need pope Trent Reznor.
pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 11 hours ago
Plus, Left Shark is one of her followers. I’m on team Left Shark.
answersplease77@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
im all for the idea of a pope girl this time. she has less chance of molesting kids , significantly for that we know
callouscomic@lemm.ee 9 hours ago
The formal requirement to be Pope is a baptized catholic male. Doesn’t even technically have to be a cardinal. But has to be male. Idiotic religion.
Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 8 hours ago
just give her a male baptism, it isn’t a brit milah, you don’t really need the dongdong
LeninsOvaries@lemmy.cafe 7 hours ago
Well then get a pre-transition trans woman to be pope. That’s a male girl. Then give her estrogen and see what happens
seemefeelme@infosec.pub 7 hours ago
Religion 🤝🏻 Staunch sexism
L0wded_@sh.itjust.works 8 hours ago
Lol
altphoto@lemmy.today 8 hours ago
I’d go for the holy cracker a few times over if she was giving it lol. Nah! Fuck church!
Sibshops@lemm.ee 11 hours ago
The Catholic church: Women in charge? Absolutely not.
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 7 hours ago
That’s still more Bible than most Christians have read.
EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 8 hours ago
BREAKING: Donald Trump declares himself to be Katy Perry!
Have you ever seen them together at the same time??? Hmmm???
Karl@programming.dev 35 minutes ago
Oh
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
They’ve both got big cans.
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 11 hours ago
Guys, only she can understand love since she has been up in a billionaire taxi.
dan69@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
I knew it at some point the cross industry relevance has some semblance to any job position!
Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
I don’t understand the Katy Perry hate. William Shatner took the same space trip and wasn’t dumped on.
JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
tauren@lemm.ee 9 hours ago
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
Okay.
Warl0k3@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
It wasn’t the trip itself thats particularly viewed as problematic, it was the atrociously patronizing marketing surrounding it and that Katy Perry being just a generally vile person. Nobody is begrudging Amanda Nguyen or Aisha Bowe being along on this trip, they’ve dedicated their lives to the celebration of science and supporting the work of legitimate astronauts.
Revan343@lemmy.ca 10 hours ago
At least Shatner’s a professional fake astronaut?
abbadon420@lemm.ee 8 hours ago
William Shatber was very much dumped on. Not by us, but by Mister Proper himself.
Shatner: “It was such a humbling experience, I just…”
Bezos:"Shut up man. Just pop some champagne and act like you’re celebrating with these cheap hookers I hired for you. "
Hooker:“WOOoOooOo!!!”xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 hours ago
she declared herself an astronaut… much in the same way you become a pilot after riding on a commercial jet….
there were few dumb things, but this is definitely referring to that.hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 hours ago
That’s stupid though. Why the fuck does some weird nerds try to gatekeep the title “astronaut”? Katy Perry’s role on the flight was about equal to Yuri Gagarin in terms of controlling the ship.
Anyways, it’s just a publicity stunt by the ultra rich marketing it as feminist achievement, that’s what you should be shitting on
hnnhmn7@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 hours ago
chat is this actually real? i truly have no idea at this point
Lucky_777@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Teenage Dream for sure
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
iblb
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
cyphear@lemm.ee 16 minutes ago
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