Pope

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• TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Maybe I have shit humor but I love this. I need to see more crop complaint memes.

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    • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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    • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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    • medsal15@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      poorly cropped picture of a wizard with the lines “You fool” and “I cast poorly cropped image”

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    • junimond@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Badly cropped image displaying screenshot from r/croppingihard, on which a pai of scissors is displayed witht the caption „Here are some scissors so you can crop your fucking memes. On the top of the screen, a text message from „mommy“ raeads „DId you seriously have sex with the dog again!“

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    • frog@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Nah, you got Good Humor. Sweet, cold, creamy and sometimes covered in nuts.

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s not a bad crop until someone points it out, and that means I’ve done a good job!

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• chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Fuck it. Have any of the other candidates been to space?

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  • frog@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If not that means she has been the closest to God.

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    • InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Poor America, so far from God and so close to Donald Trump.

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    • Sergio@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      closest to God.

      Wait, is that the only criterion? Then we need pope Trent Reznor.

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  • pelespirit@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Plus, Left Shark is one of her followers. I’m on team Left Shark.

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• answersplease77@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  im all for the idea of a pope girl this time. she has less chance of molesting kids , significantly for that we know

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  • callouscomic@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The formal requirement to be Pope is a baptized catholic male. Doesn’t even technically have to be a cardinal. But has to be male. Idiotic religion.

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    • Anomalocaris@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      just give her a male baptism, it isn’t a brit milah, you don’t really need the dongdong

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    • LeninsOvaries@lemmy.cafe ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Well then get a pre-transition trans woman to be pope. That’s a male girl. Then give her estrogen and see what happens

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    • seemefeelme@infosec.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Religion 🤝🏻 Staunch sexism

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    • L0wded_@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Lol

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  • altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’d go for the holy cracker a few times over if she was giving it lol. Nah! Fuck church!

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• Sibshops@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The Catholic church: Women in charge? Absolutely not.

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  • HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Not even ‘in charge’, they don’t want women to have any power.

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• EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  BREAKING: Donald Trump declares himself to be Katy Perry!

  Have you ever seen them together at the same time??? Hmmm???

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  • psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They’ve both got big cans.

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    • D_C@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      And both are evil cunts. There’s more to this, we must delve deeper!!

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  • Karl@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Oh

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• Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Guys, only she can understand love since she has been up in a billionaire taxi.

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• NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That’s still more Bible than most Christians have read.

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• peregrin5@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I kinda a feel bad for the last pope. After his death he might have imagined people talking about his work and deeds. Instead, asshats are using AI to photoshop pope hats on the heads of idiots.

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  • kamenlady@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Using AI to Photoshop is next level asshat move

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Using the AI to Photoshop fake news into my deepfakes

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• GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  IDK why everyone is shitting on Katy Perry and frankly, I feel vindicated for shitting on her since I knew she was a cunt.

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  • anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Probably because she payed to be dead weight on the dick rocket that was marketed as the first all female space missions.
    In reality Valentina Tereshkova became the first woman in space and because she flew solo it was also the first all female space mission.

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• Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I don’t understand the Katy Perry hate. William Shatner took the same space trip and wasn’t dumped on.

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  • JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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    • tauren@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Wow!

      Wow!

      Wow!

      Okay.

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    • kamenlady@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Uuuuh

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  • Warl0k3@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It wasn’t the trip itself thats particularly viewed as problematic, it was the atrociously patronizing marketing surrounding it and that Katy Perry being just a generally vile person. Nobody is begrudging Amanda Nguyen or Aisha Bowe being along on this trip, they’ve dedicated their lives to the celebration of science and supporting the work of legitimate astronauts.

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  • Revan343@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    At least Shatner’s a professional fake astronaut?

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  • abbadon420@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    William Shatber was very much dumped on. Not by us, but by Mister Proper himself.

    Shatner: “It was such a humbling experience, I just…”
    Bezos:"Shut up man. Just pop some champagne and act like you’re celebrating with these cheap hookers I hired for you. "
    Hooker:“WOOoOooOo!!!”

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  • xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    she declared herself an astronaut… much in the same way you become a pilot after riding on a commercial jet….
    there were few dumb things, but this is definitely referring to that.

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    • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That’s stupid though. Why the fuck does some weird nerds try to gatekeep the title “astronaut”? Katy Perry’s role on the flight was about equal to Yuri Gagarin in terms of controlling the ship.

      Anyways, it’s just a publicity stunt by the ultra rich marketing it as feminist achievement, that’s what you should be shitting on

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• cyphear@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  She used to be a contemporary Christian music artist. This is not without precedent.

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• NotAGamer@lemmy.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This would be funny if Donald Trump didn’t actually say that he should be the Pope.

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• dan69@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I knew it at some point the cross industry relevance has some semblance to any job position!

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• Lucky_777@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Teenage Dream for sure

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• hnnhmn7@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  chat is this actually real? i truly have no idea at this point

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• TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  iblb

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• WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m still rooting for Zlad!

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