BennyInc
@BennyInc@feddit.org
- Comment on You hate to see it happen 3 weeks ago:
You see, the donkey was actually patient zero of the upcoming zombie outbreak. With its passing, millions of lives were saved.
- Comment on I hate link rot 1 month ago:
- Comment on Severance, season 2 (2025, showrunner Dan Erickson) 1 month ago:
Please enjoy the seasons equally.
- Comment on Anon chooses to live in the moment 1 month ago:
In that case not even future you had to clean it up.
- Comment on Fead 2 months ago:
Especially since anyone can paint them on the floor anywhere!
- Comment on Let me at 'em!! 2 months ago:
- Comment on Let me at 'em!! 2 months ago:
What do your teeth look like, man?
- Comment on Let me at 'em!! 2 months ago:
Dunno. I guess growing them fast enough would also be a problem.
- Comment on Let me at 'em!! 2 months ago:
It’s also why cats are afraid of cucumbers.
- Comment on Let me at 'em!! 2 months ago:
Bro, you should sharpen your knives.
- Comment on Let me at 'em!! 2 months ago:
You mean I’m just not cutting strong enough?
- Comment on Let me at 'em!! 2 months ago:
Well, it probably happened an infinite amount of times already. But the resulting cucumber-detonation just triggers a new Big Bang. We’re on the whatever-millionth reset now. Should end any day now. STOP CUTTING CUCUMBERS, SHEEPLE!!
- Comment on Let me at 'em!! 2 months ago:
Well, that’s why we generally eat bananas without cutting. As everyone knows, bananas are slightly radioactive. This increases the danger when cutting them exponentially, so don’t do that.
- Comment on Let me at 'em!! 2 months ago:
That’s just one way to do it.
- Comment on Let me at 'em!! 2 months ago:
That’s easy to explain, having cut a lot of cucumbers in my life. Since the actual nucleus of an atom is much smaller than the atom including its electrons itself, the probability of hitting the protons or neutrons is so small, that I’d need to live for a few thousand years and cut 1 cucumber per second nonstop, before this scenario happens even once. It is not impossible, just very improbable.
- Comment on Infinity 2 months ago:
And there’s still people out there, believing that.
- Comment on Follow me for more money saving tips 4 months ago:
Not with aphantasia, you don’t. ☹️
- Comment on Anon drinks milk 4 months ago:
It depends on how you drink it.
- Comment on What should I know about using a wheelchair for the first time? 4 months ago:
- Comment on What should I know about using a wheelchair for the first time? 4 months ago:
Just make sure you practice before trying the advanced stuff.
- Comment on it's true 4 months ago:
If this was a plain text post, it would be even more plain 😑
- Comment on Trust me i have an art degree 5 months ago:
- Comment on Ayo wtf my muhfuggin BATH suppose to taste like 5 months ago:
I wonder what equal parts would feel like. Would it still be liquid and everything dissolves? Or would it just be some slurry goo?
- Comment on Anon prepares for a flood 5 months ago:
My theory is that, since all animals came by themselves, the dinosaurs were just climate change deniers who didn’t think they need rescuing.
