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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  After all, the hardest part of owning a Mac isn’t learning how to use it. It’s figuring out how to get your penis unstuck from the floppy drive.

  It’s like when dogs fuck and they stay stuck together until the knot deflates or the female gets scared and runs away ripping the male dog’s dick clean off.

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  • StellarSt0rm@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Please tell me that last part isn’t true… What the fuck.

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    • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      male bees’ testicles explode

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    • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Still better than cats.

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  • edinbruh@feddit.it ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So dogs work just like omegaverse fiction 🤔

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    • dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Art imitates life.

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• BennyInc@feddit.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Image

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• match@pawb.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Art of Braeburned’s Bondi

  art imitates life

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• shiftymccool@programming.dev ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Pretty much my thought process whenever somebody describes a piece of tech as “sexy”. So, you like, want to stick your dick in it? You do know what sex is, right?

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• Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Please tell me this was a real ad.

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