shiftymccool

@shiftymccool@programming.dev

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That's really not okay⁩ ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:
  • Weird string that disappears from the ceiling
  • Strange keyhole on door
  • Who has tape like that?

  AI slop

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mages be like:⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m currently reading Black Ocean: Mirth & Mayhem and this meme nailed it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nobody Cares If Music Is Real Anymore | “​​Rubber burns, the map fades away / Chasing the ghosts of yesterday.” Sure, fine.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I listened to whatever that is for a full minute and it was literally a long screeching note the whole time… Wtf is it supposed to be? Music?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Palpable Nonsense!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Nope, you’re just eating that muddy roach…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Might be time to find another job⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Imagine working in an office where you need to do that? Who says to themselves, “gee, i didn’t bring that thing so it must be OK for me to have some”? These kinds of tactics don’t come from nowhere

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm doing my part⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Reread the thread, explaining the joke makes it less funny

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm doing my part⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  See all that foliage around the lake? That’s why you have fireflies in your yard/desert.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let delivery drivers keep their⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Then, there’s most of the rest of the world where neither of those words mean anything, heteronormative or otherwise. I guess have heard of topping pot plants, though…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Man Go⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mengo?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨mac computer⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pretty much my thought process whenever somebody describes a piece of tech as “sexy”. So, you like, want to stick your dick in it? You do know what sex is, right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The state of YouTube history search⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Uuummm, what?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Drama man⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But why, exactly do we ride in a car but on a bus? Or sleep in the bed but on the couch?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can't believe it's necessary to ask the question...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sooooo… Eat it raw?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[Digital "Dixie" background song intensifies]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Rock

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The joy of quitting a shit job with an asshole boss⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nice but awkward…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Everyone that uses windows. Pick a linux distro and forget these shit moves by shit companies

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What more you want?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I used to have a folder of my self-hosted apps, now it’s basically just my app drawer

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨quick health tip⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If you need to add a pinch of salt, get better coffee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boys and beans and...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Wrangler relaxed fit boot cut. You’re welcome

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Too cynical or too cyclical?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If protests worked they’d be illegal

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's the community for stuff like this?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s almost like punctuation was made for a reason…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So seductive⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Multiple sag layers? What is this, the early 90’s?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨5 Smart Hydration Hacks for Better Workouts! 💦🏋️‍♀️⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re the reason we can’t have nice things

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In the JFK Files⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Attack of the hipster zombies

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I recently learned the term "Vibe Coding" and I can't believe that it doesn't mean to be doing spaghetti coding but you don't care because you're just vibing with it.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The LLM generates software, freeing the programmer from having to write and debug the underlying code

  Aaaaand this is the problem. Sure, go ahead and let the slop machine generate the code, but you definitely have to debug that shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That's why it's called science fiction duh⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Is almost like rampant breeding without any environmental pressures causes a decline in the traits that evolved to deal with those pressures. AKA, Idiocracy has happened because we’re too soft to tell people to stop fucking. “Having babies is a Gawd-given right! You can’t take away muh freedums!” Most people shouldn’t be breeding, the species weeps when ~90% of us give birth.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We need you Not Sure!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Politics!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is the pipeline true, fellas?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You Americans All humans are just inherently useless, online and offline. All of you. Without exception

  FTFY, useless human

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I didn't ask for any of this.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe you did, do you remember anything from before you were born?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chunky monkey⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Who gets drugs from dealers anymore? Go to the weed store