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Submitted ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Second user’s name: “Warm beer is a war crime”

    Klok fans: "Now listen here you tyfusleijer"

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    Klok is a Dutch beer, where a common meme is “een man van cultuur drinkt zijn Klok op kamertemperatuur,” i.e. a man of culture drinks their Klok at room temperature.

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  • resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Aren’t they already being topped by their employers?

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    • owl@infosec.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Only when delivering subs

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      • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Lemmy won’t let me reply to your DM. It says you don’t exist. Which is kinda funny, since your name is Owl and Lemmy is being like “Who?” 🤣

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  • Kirca@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    top 1.9% of only fans

    This is a complete aside, but does anyone feel like putting “top 2%” sounds better than “1.9”?

    Like when I hear top 2 percent I think wow this person is somewhere between 1.5 and 2% but 1.9 makes me think 1.90 to 1.99.

    Maybe it’s just me.

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    • ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That’s the idea behind significant figures in high school science

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    • frank@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Completely agree, the mystery makes me rank them higher than knowing

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      • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Think that’s the joke.

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    • bitwolf@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I was going to say. I see so many touting this. Does OF tell everyone they’re top 1.9%?

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  • axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What does top mean?

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    • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      To dominate sexually.

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    • ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      As little more than just the tip 😘

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      • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        More than a tap

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    • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      On top during sex

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      • Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        Not just gay sex, any sex with power exchange. Can also include completely heterosexual mild BDSM.

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  • Dorkyd68@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I will never tip a delivery driver. But he can fuck my butt i guess

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  • ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I hate this heteronormative bullshit that topping is the same as domming

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    • Deceptichum@quokk.au ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It doesn’t bother me one bit if people want to use a word to mean something different to them. It changes nothing in my relationships what they do or say.

      What I do hate is your complaining about a group of people based on their sexuality. Seems so bitter.

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      • carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        “heteronormative” doesn’t mean “it’s the fault of straight people” are you serious

        if you don’t know a word, you can just look it up yknow

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      • ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        It’s heteronormative if you equate topping with being dominant.

        Dancing is typically heteronormative because there’s a standard (that’s enforced for competitive dancing) that the man leads and the woman follows. And you can absolutely follow this as a same sex couple by assigning femme and butch roles and having the femme follow and the butch lead. But you can also switch it up, even while dancing.

        When someone talks about heteronorms it’s not about straight people. Of course toxic masculinity and ditto femininity is sad but the goal is not to reproduce that for queers, not too change what the straights are up to.

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    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Wait, can you not be a hetero top or a hetero dom?

      I… don’t see how it is heteronormative to use an image that evokes sexual acts… to… imply a sexual interpretation of a typo.

      Its… just a way to use a more SFW, recognizable meme.

      Like, they could have used … whats her name, Anhka, from that Animal Crossing porn anim that went viral a few years back, very obviously topping someone… but that would have been a lot more explicit.

      Lois is also like, in the act of suiting up, with a non plussed, unenthusiastic expression, implying that … there is a job-like aspect to this, yet another dumb charade/performance demanded by society to keep participating in it.

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      • ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Give her a strap on and it’s fine

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    • Zenith@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Synonyms are so hetero

      lol wtf

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      • JandroDelSol@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Topping is the act of being the one penetrating their partner, dominating is taking control. They aren’t necessarily the same thing

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    • wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Education would be more effective than complaining.

      As a straight, isn’t all this is missing for “topping” a strap-on? As in the “top” is usually doing the penetrating?

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      • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Its actually somewhat confusing.

        Sometimes, to some people… topping just means you are literally, physically on top of them.

        Sometimes, it means you are doing the physical penetrating.

        Sometimes, top/bottom are the same as dom/sub… to mean authoritative vs submissive…

        But you have terms like power bottom, and service top.

        A power bottom is physically underneath the partner, but doing almost all the work, and is often also in the authority position.

        A service top is physically on top, and/or doing most of the strenuous/penetrative physical work… but they are actually submissive, subervient to the other partner, who is authoritatively directing all their actions.

        The vocab for all this is still quite varied and usually only standardizes fully amongst geographically constrained areas, as you would expect with what is basically a set of slang terms.

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    • shiftymccool@programming.dev ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Then, there’s most of the rest of the world where neither of those words mean anything, heteronormative or otherwise. I guess have heard of topping pot plants, though…

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      • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I literally heard about some cheerleader being a top today and it made me chuckle.

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  • bimbimboy@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    shit, thanks. I was being a bottom

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  • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The safe word is “banana.”

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  • fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Beer in the US is too cold. That is the crime here.

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    • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Here I am, putting my beer in the freezer because I forgot to resupply the beers in the fridge. In fact, I’ll go stock up right now. Thanks.

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The colder it is the less you can taste it.

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    • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Saskatchewan drinks Guinness cold

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  • Zagorath@aussie.zone ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Happy cake day, banana!

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