Aren’t they already being topped by their employers?
Let delivery drivers keep their
Submitted 15 hours ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
owl@infosec.pub 3 hours ago
Only when delivering subs
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 hours ago
Lemmy won’t let me reply to your DM. It says you don’t exist. Which is kinda funny, since your name is Owl and Lemmy is being like “Who?” 🤣
Kirca@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
top 1.9% of only fans
This is a complete aside, but does anyone feel like putting “top 2%” sounds better than “1.9”?
Like when I hear top 2 percent I think wow this person is somewhere between 1.5 and 2% but 1.9 makes me think 1.90 to 1.99.
Maybe it’s just me.
ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
That’s the idea behind significant figures in high school science
frank@sopuli.xyz 10 hours ago
Completely agree, the mystery makes me rank them higher than knowing
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 hours ago
Think that’s the joke.
bitwolf@sh.itjust.works 6 hours ago
I was going to say. I see so many touting this. Does OF tell everyone they’re top 1.9%?
axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe 6 hours ago
What does top mean?
shalafi@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
To dominate sexually.
ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 hours ago
As little more than just the tip 😘
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
More than a tap
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 4 hours ago
On top during sex
Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 15 minutes ago
Not just gay sex, any sex with power exchange. Can also include completely heterosexual mild BDSM.
Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
I will never tip a delivery driver. But he can fuck my butt i guess
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 13 hours ago
I hate this heteronormative bullshit that topping is the same as domming
Deceptichum@quokk.au 13 hours ago
It doesn’t bother me one bit if people want to use a word to mean something different to them. It changes nothing in my relationships what they do or say.
What I do hate is your complaining about a group of people based on their sexuality. Seems so bitter.
carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 hours ago
“heteronormative” doesn’t mean “it’s the fault of straight people” are you serious
if you don’t know a word, you can just look it up yknow
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 8 hours ago
It’s heteronormative if you equate topping with being dominant.
Dancing is typically heteronormative because there’s a standard (that’s enforced for competitive dancing) that the man leads and the woman follows. And you can absolutely follow this as a same sex couple by assigning femme and butch roles and having the femme follow and the butch lead. But you can also switch it up, even while dancing.
When someone talks about heteronorms it’s not about straight people. Of course toxic masculinity and ditto femininity is sad but the goal is not to reproduce that for queers, not too change what the straights are up to.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 hours ago
Wait, can you not be a hetero top or a hetero dom?
I… don’t see how it is heteronormative to use an image that evokes sexual acts… to… imply a sexual interpretation of a typo.
Its… just a way to use a more SFW, recognizable meme.
Like, they could have used … whats her name, Anhka, from that Animal Crossing porn anim that went viral a few years back, very obviously topping someone… but that would have been a lot more explicit.
Lois is also like, in the act of suiting up, with a non plussed, unenthusiastic expression, implying that … there is a job-like aspect to this, yet another dumb charade/performance demanded by society to keep participating in it.
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 9 hours ago
Give her a strap on and it’s fine
Zenith@lemm.ee 5 hours ago
Synonyms are so hetero
lol wtf
JandroDelSol@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Topping is the act of being the one penetrating their partner, dominating is taking control. They aren’t necessarily the same thing
wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 hours ago
Education would be more effective than complaining.
As a straight, isn’t all this is missing for “topping” a strap-on? As in the “top” is usually doing the penetrating?
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 hours ago
Its actually somewhat confusing.
Sometimes, to some people… topping just means you are literally, physically on top of them.
Sometimes, it means you are doing the physical penetrating.
Sometimes, top/bottom are the same as dom/sub… to mean authoritative vs submissive…
But you have terms like power bottom, and service top.
A power bottom is physically underneath the partner, but doing almost all the work, and is often also in the authority position.
A service top is physically on top, and/or doing most of the strenuous/penetrative physical work… but they are actually submissive, subervient to the other partner, who is authoritatively directing all their actions.
The vocab for all this is still quite varied and usually only standardizes fully amongst geographically constrained areas, as you would expect with what is basically a set of slang terms.
shiftymccool@programming.dev 11 hours ago
Then, there’s most of the rest of the world where neither of those words mean anything, heteronormative or otherwise. I guess have heard of topping pot plants, though…
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
I literally heard about some cheerleader being a top today and it made me chuckle.
bimbimboy@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
shit, thanks. I was being a bottom
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 8 hours ago
The safe word is “banana.”
fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 11 hours ago
Beer in the US is too cold. That is the crime here.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 8 hours ago
Here I am, putting my beer in the freezer because I forgot to resupply the beers in the fridge. In fact, I’ll go stock up right now. Thanks.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
The colder it is the less you can taste it.
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 4 hours ago
Saskatchewan drinks Guinness cold
Zagorath@aussie.zone 13 hours ago
Happy cake day, banana!
Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 16 minutes ago
Second user’s name: “Warm beer is a war crime”
Klok fans: "Now listen here you tyfusleijer"
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Klok is a Dutch beer, where a common meme is “een man van cultuur drinkt zijn Klok op kamertemperatuur,” i.e. a man of culture drinks their Klok at room temperature.