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Anon always gets his man

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Gullible@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • DaddleDew@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Because the cigarette lighter plug totally supplies enough wattage to power a heat plate that gets hot enough to burn pancakes

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    • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It sounds almost like you’re doubting the word of a real life policeman. How unamerican. America was built on the backs of our police. Imagine the dystopia we’d live in, had Tulsa not been saved.

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      • Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Exactly. That’s why I’ve got a back the blue flag on my pickup, next to my punisher sticker

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      • trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Please stop assuming everyone in the world is or wants to be American. We’re not.

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    • ryannathans@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I can pull about 300 watts (14.5v * 20A) sustained without the cigarette lighter fuse blowing

      I have also seen eggs cooked on 65W CPUs

      So could be feasible

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      • 50MYT@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Semi related:

        Aussie snapped cooking steak

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      • Turret3857@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        +1 to this. I charge my framework 16 with my car charger cigarette lighter. not impossible

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    • BennyInc@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      But Energy is Power times Time. So could you just slowly heat up a plate which „stores“ the heat energy long enough to get hot enough?

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      • Allero@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        No, because it will dissipate such heat.

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    • SARGE@startrek.website ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yes. Yes it is.

      Personal experience.

      I have a 750w inverter plugged into my 12v plug, and it is absolutely more than enough to run the little 500w single plate burner I have.

      I have used them together but I don’t do it outside of camping when it’s too rainy to use a fire. It takes forever to cook bacon eggs and pancakes on a single burner.

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    • raltoid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yup.

      You can buy portable frying pans that run on the 12V AUX power. And you can get it hot enough to burn things. Although it takes 10-20min for it to reach that temperature, even with the lid on. And you can’t just keep frying a bunch of things without letting it reheat.

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    • JokeDeity@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The Simpsons wouldn’t lie to me.

      Image

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    • Retro_unlimited@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I have a portable battery station (BLUETTI) that can plug into a cigarette outlet and it can power 3,000w of cooking things. Maybe that party could have been left out of the story.

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    • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      That’s because you drive a Honda Civic and not a fat pickup truck like a real red-blooded American.

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  • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Now that 4chan is gone, I guess we’re doomed to endless reposts of the same few greentexts for all eternity.

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    • SARGE@startrek.website ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      An acceptable trade.

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    • Biskii@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’ve got good and bad news. It’s back and it’s back

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    • spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Now, now, we still have other shit holes to get greentext from (assuming you’re willing to wade through them), and I assume some of the chans aren’t 100% awful.

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      • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Bold assumption.

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    • ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Otherwise people would have to read it

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    • Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Now that 4chan is gone

      It’s back up.

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  • dan69@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    As he pulls him over, pancakes burn due to driver saing “oh crap”!

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  • rockerface@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This is just Darkest Dungeon 2 cart with upgrades

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