JokeDeity

@JokeDeity@lemm.ee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon tries to understand his coworker⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Because 99 times out of 100 that isn’t the case, it’s almost always men who cannot fathom interaction between men and women outside of familial and potential mates.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon tries to understand his coworker⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Pretend it was a guy. Now did they do anything wrong?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Faries are real!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s the most top left? Only one that looks like a cartoon.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hard to argue with⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I always like to remind people that their ancestors survived as fishermen and farmers and peasants, you aren’t a failure if you don’t become the president or the greatest person in your field or whatever.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hard to argue with⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s always the religious who ruin everything ever.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hard to argue with⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And yet it’s the children who yearn for the mines.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hard to argue with⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What could be more important? Like infinity amount of things. Humans aren’t all that important in fact.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anons are not happy with their names⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My grandpa had the middle name Adolph, named after his father’s first name. They both changed their names to Allen in America. 😂 And no, they weren’t fond of Nazis.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon's gf is native american⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve got a lot of probably incorrect guesses. What country?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon becomes a "Chad"⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Poor guys trapped in the closet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the flies⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Brilliant, thanks!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the flies⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Source? I’m curious to read about this. How do they know the paint didn’t do it? Another comment here said that spots also do the trick, so if you have two cows in the same field, one spotted and one solid colored, is the solid colored cow getting 2x as many flies? Do the stripes still work when surrounded by other cows who don’t have stripes? So many questions!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon finally touches grass⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Agree with the first but not last paragraph, I work at a grocery and every day I’m floored by how many beautiful people come in on a daily basis. People I would consider just as beautiful if not more so than models.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon finally touches grass⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not having that experience at all as a member of lemm.ee and I am very thankful.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon finally touches grass⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t know half the terms used and I’m pretty sure I never want to.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon shares his dating preferences⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  So how’s the single life?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dormice⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The edible dormouse (Glis glis)

  Glizzies

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon gets a lesson in genetics⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The idea that you need to pass on your specific genes is intensely moronic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon wants more pizza⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, she might “think” your a fatass if you order more, but I’m sure you aren’t and don’t look it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon took the buzzpill⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Looks like a person’s chin from below.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon plays Persona 5⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  So no games with words at all I would assume? Shit even a round of Tetris is longer than 2 minutes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon checks out politics on reddit⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The fact that your characterization of anti-fascists is pulled straight from Tucker Carlson’s ass and in no way based in reality, yeah, you’re not a Democrat and you’re not a good troll either.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon checks out politics on reddit⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  ITT Fucking nazi scum.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon checks out politics on reddit⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Second sentence is a clear lie if the first sentence is true. Can’t be both a Nazi simp and a Democrat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon checks out politics on reddit⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  4channer likely leaving out the part where it wasn’t “everyone who disagrees with me” but actually just “Nazi scum” and he was offended. Nazis love to play the victim card publicly while wishing death on minorities in private.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon gets diagnosed⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This response feels autistic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon takes the pink pill⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Safe?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mouse brains⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Both good, but let’s not forget this legendary modern retelling:
  youtu.be/gmOzR2AOqfw

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mouse brains⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you, that’s incredible!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon rides a bike⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, but do you dress like a chode and hang out at vitamin shops?