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- Comment on I got the beer. Who's got the wings? 3 hours ago:
Now this will be a GOOD Friday.
- Comment on Am I going crazy, or has people's spelling gotten awful lately? 2 days ago:
I think you mean it will ducking correct…
I turned mine off completely because it has bo comprehension of when an apostrophe is appropriate in front of the letter s. Forever making words possessive that were intended to be plural. Apostrophes do not mean “look out, here comes an s.”
- Comment on Am I going crazy, or has people's spelling gotten awful lately? 3 days ago:
I would not be surprised if autocorrect was a major culprit along with phone keyboards. You can type something correctly and have autocorrect make it wrong. It’s also super easy to get the wrong letter if you have normal sized hands and are typing on a phone keyboard. I have turned autocorrect completely off and am significantly less error prone as a result.
I frequently decide against correcting an error if I think my intention is clear, and I am in a hurry. I don’t really care what strangers on the internet think of my editing skills.
- Comment on Nintendo ‘warned to expect 145% tariff on Nintendo Switch 2’ 3 days ago:
The price was going to be $499. A 145% tariff makes the price $1222.55. A 100% tariff would double the price and this is more than 100%.
Looks like pretty steep inflation fueled by tariffs. I wonder how the Denies Reality Party (DeRPs) will spin it.
- Comment on Say thanks 2 weeks ago:
New fear for couches unlocked.
- Comment on START STOCKPILING 2 weeks ago:
Moon’s haunted.
- Comment on Today's Survey. One point for everything that you have NEVER DONE 2 weeks ago:
Cause it’s too old for the list writers to know about? Also, their adoption rate was pretty poor.
- Comment on Today's Survey. One point for everything that you have NEVER DONE 2 weeks ago:
One point. I have never owned an encyclopedia unless Encarta counts. My parents owned one when I was a kid, and I used the library encyclopedia a ton. I’m in my early 50s. I’m surprised the encyclopedia is not the most common point.
- Comment on We are so cooked 2 weeks ago:
Bees aren’t the only arthropods having this problem, but for most of the other non-pollinators people seem to think "good less bugs to bother me. " I guess we should just give up on the survival of the food chain.
The news for insects is not entirely bad, emerald ash borers are finding the ability to survive in areas that were formerly too cold for them. This allows them to kill more trees turning them into kindling for lightning strikes and other fire starting events.
Who could have known that fucking with our habitat might have negative consequences for us?
- Comment on Anon critiques humanity 3 weeks ago:
Omits that critical oxygen intake system overlaps with food intake system that can clog causing death. No redundancy on oxygen intake.
Lots of evidence for not-so-intelligent design.
- Comment on Was a TV show you like ever ruined by the addition of a particular character to the point that you had to quit, or nearly quit? 3 weeks ago:
Neelix made me eventually quit watching Star Trek Voyager. Too much cringe.
- Comment on Found at work. Send help. 4 weeks ago:
Resume: “Experienced Excel Wizard”
- Comment on fuck this asshole 1 month ago:
What does he think “illegal” means? Is he getting rid of the first amendment?
- Comment on Emulating PS2 for my Steam Deck, would love any recommendations! 1 month ago:
Baldur’s Gate Dark Alliance 1 and 2, Champions of Norrath, Star Wars Battlefront 1 and 2, Burnout 3, Jak and Daxter, Rachet and Clank, SSX3, Twisted Metal Black, Tony Hawk Pro Skater 3. I am sure I forgetting some other amazing games.
- Comment on Indiana is a great place to hire child labor 1 month ago:
The children yearn for the mines.
- Comment on Good boi 1 month ago:
Hands are too big too.
- Comment on I miss myspace 1 month ago:
I can hear the music just by seeing the picture.
- Comment on FROM SHAMS: Dallas Mavericks center Daniel Gafford has sustained a Grade 3 right MCL sprain and will miss at least 6 weeks 1 month ago:
Nico magic: taking Mavs fans and making them either ditch the NBA entirely or become Lakers fans.
- Comment on Funny this never made it into a James Taylor song 2 months ago:
Much, much saltier than concrete.
- Comment on 🚨 LUKA TRADED TO LAKERS 2 months ago:
What a weird way to find out Luka has a drug addiction. (That’s the only way this make sense. )
- Comment on Does the US really have no instruments in case a newly elected president immediatelly and openly exposes he's a nazi? 2 months ago:
We really only have the Second Amendment. I am now on a list.
- Comment on Anyone else suddenly itching to blast Nazis in Wolfenstein for no reason at all? 2 months ago:
Someone is going to release a Trump administration reskin and it’s going to be spectacularly popular.
- Comment on Why won't you ever forget the word 2 months ago:
My duck wears a pope hat.
- Comment on Hulu quizzing about the ads played 2 months ago:
All I know is that Lexus Texas (that is what TX means to me) sounds like the name of a porn star. Is that the message Lexus wanted me to take away from their advertising and branding?
- Comment on Caveman technology 3 months ago:
The caller is inside the house with you.
- Comment on Anons make the worst game ever 3 months ago:
You guys are forgetting an annoying encumberance system where in order to pick up the heavy object (example: plate mail) you have to drop a light weight object (example: ring) because you are out of item slots.
- Comment on Time is an unstoppable force 3 months ago:
The worst part is knowing you can’t afford to and yet being forced to watch your elderly parents/friends who might be able afford to but can’t because of their health and/or the need to save their money for assisted living (which gets more and more expensive each year).
I’m not suicidal, but as I watch my parents age I think I will be. I have known several recently deceased who were miserable for the last couple of years of their lives. People who if they had been pets, we would have euthanized. It’s sobering and depressing.
- Comment on Time is an unstoppable force 3 months ago:
1973 gang. I have dementia now so I don’t even know how old I am. Someone tells me I am 207 but it doesn’t seem right.
- Comment on master manipulators 3 months ago:
They don’t even meow to each other, just to humans. They know what they are about.
- Comment on Well, they finally got around to me 3 months ago:
I am looking forward to someone suing YouTube for deceptive advertising after they get ads on premium.