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- Comment on Anon critiques humanity 1 day ago:
Omits that critical oxygen intake system overlaps with food intake system that can clog causing death. No redundancy on oxygen intake.
Lots of evidence for not-so-intelligent design.
- Comment on Was a TV show you like ever ruined by the addition of a particular character to the point that you had to quit, or nearly quit? 3 days ago:
Neelix made me eventually quit watching Star Trek Voyager. Too much cringe.
- Comment on Found at work. Send help. 1 week ago:
Resume: “Experienced Excel Wizard”
- Comment on fuck this asshole 3 weeks ago:
What does he think “illegal” means? Is he getting rid of the first amendment?
- Comment on Emulating PS2 for my Steam Deck, would love any recommendations! 4 weeks ago:
Baldur’s Gate Dark Alliance 1 and 2, Champions of Norrath, Star Wars Battlefront 1 and 2, Burnout 3, Jak and Daxter, Rachet and Clank, SSX3, Twisted Metal Black, Tony Hawk Pro Skater 3. I am sure I forgetting some other amazing games.
- Comment on Indiana is a great place to hire child labor 4 weeks ago:
The children yearn for the mines.
- Comment on Good boi 5 weeks ago:
Hands are too big too.
- Comment on I miss myspace 5 weeks ago:
I can hear the music just by seeing the picture.
- Comment on FROM SHAMS: Dallas Mavericks center Daniel Gafford has sustained a Grade 3 right MCL sprain and will miss at least 6 weeks 1 month ago:
Nico magic: taking Mavs fans and making them either ditch the NBA entirely or become Lakers fans.
- Comment on Funny this never made it into a James Taylor song 1 month ago:
Much, much saltier than concrete.
- Comment on 🚨 LUKA TRADED TO LAKERS 1 month ago:
What a weird way to find out Luka has a drug addiction. (That’s the only way this make sense. )
- Comment on Does the US really have no instruments in case a newly elected president immediatelly and openly exposes he's a nazi? 2 months ago:
We really only have the Second Amendment. I am now on a list.
- Comment on Anyone else suddenly itching to blast Nazis in Wolfenstein for no reason at all? 2 months ago:
Someone is going to release a Trump administration reskin and it’s going to be spectacularly popular.
- Comment on Why won't you ever forget the word 2 months ago:
My duck wears a pope hat.
- Comment on Hulu quizzing about the ads played 2 months ago:
All I know is that Lexus Texas (that is what TX means to me) sounds like the name of a porn star. Is that the message Lexus wanted me to take away from their advertising and branding?
- Comment on Caveman technology 2 months ago:
The caller is inside the house with you.
- Comment on Anons make the worst game ever 2 months ago:
You guys are forgetting an annoying encumberance system where in order to pick up the heavy object (example: plate mail) you have to drop a light weight object (example: ring) because you are out of item slots.
- Comment on Time is an unstoppable force 2 months ago:
The worst part is knowing you can’t afford to and yet being forced to watch your elderly parents/friends who might be able afford to but can’t because of their health and/or the need to save their money for assisted living (which gets more and more expensive each year).
I’m not suicidal, but as I watch my parents age I think I will be. I have known several recently deceased who were miserable for the last couple of years of their lives. People who if they had been pets, we would have euthanized. It’s sobering and depressing.
- Comment on Time is an unstoppable force 2 months ago:
1973 gang. I have dementia now so I don’t even know how old I am. Someone tells me I am 207 but it doesn’t seem right.
- Comment on master manipulators 2 months ago:
They don’t even meow to each other, just to humans. They know what they are about.
- Comment on Well, they finally got around to me 2 months ago:
I am looking forward to someone suing YouTube for deceptive advertising after they get ads on premium.
- Comment on Destiny 2 Players Struggle To Find Fireteams As Population Drops To All-Time Low 2 months ago:
The story is done. Even when it wasn’t, the game felt like you were getting eight paragraphs of story per season spread over one paragraph per week.
I mostly pvp, the population is so bad that matchmaking has necessarily become terrible or there would be no matches. Every lobby has outliers on the high and low skill. The algorithm seems to put the six best players on the same team. I am either slaughtering the other team or getting slaughtered. A competitive match is a super rare occurrence. Anyway the lack of players makes the experience bad which is causing a death spiral. Anyone new is virtually guaranteed a bad experience, because most of the people left are the sweats.
I don’t know why I still play. Habit I guess. I have a huge backlog of games I ought to be playing instead. I game to relax and investing in the learning curve of a new game doesn’t feel very relaxing.
- Comment on Or Polio. Guess we should invest in iron lungs. 3 months ago:
Smallpox was definitely one of the things that made America great.
- Comment on What are examples of things that would get you banned on reddit, but is okay on most major instances of Lemmy? 3 months ago:
I got permabanned for saying I would like to see how Eisenhower would treat some Nazi marchers in Wisconsin. Apparently, that is not a commentary on how far the Republicans have shifted, but is actually advocating violence. I haven’t been supplying Reddit with free content since. Their loss, I had a pretty decent amount of karma, so I probably was contributing to the popularity of their site.
- Comment on NYPD confirms suspect had a British accent 3 months ago:
I too fake an accent when I am carefully planning an assassination. I hope he is already somewhere with no extradition treaty.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
If I was the defense attorney, I think this would be the test case for instructing the jury on jury nullification (which will get you sanctioned at a minimum and probably disbarred if you’re the attorney that tries it). I think defendants ought to be entitled to instruct the jury about the possibility. I personally would never disclose that I believe in it during voir dire and also would never vote to convict on some crimes.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
I too am Spartacus.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
FBI searching for the killer: United Healthcare denied 2.8M insurance claims in the last year and most of those people have families, so it looks like we have around 10M suspects.
- Comment on This map will hopefully clear up any further confusion. 3 months ago:
As a stereotypical American, I thought Corsica was Northern Ireland and Sardinia was Ireland. Thanks for clearing up my confusion.
- Comment on Why isn't Putin receiving the same level of hate than people like Trump and Elon are? 3 months ago:
Because people don’t like jumping out of windows to their death.