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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I put on my robe and my wizard hat⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  An older reference, but a meritorious one. We will need to delve deeper into this dungeon to determine how you master it. Perhaps there’s a tome of rules to guide our journey into this pursuit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Funny but it's even less funny⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Interest declined when they discovered the immigration process was non-trivial. I checked into Canada back in 2016. Didn’t bother this time. I think a lobotomy might be the answer. It would be nice if I could just have my empathy surgically removed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cognitive Biases⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  To be clear, sometimes authority bias is good and proper. For instance, valuing the opinion of a climate scientist who has been studying climate chaos for thirty years more than your Aunt who saw Rush Limbaugh say climate change is a hoax in the 1990s is normal and rational.

  Basically, authority bias as a reasoning flaw stems from misidentifying who is authoritative on a subject.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ah yes, regression⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They’ll also try to linear fit even the most obvious exponential curve.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Please don't crash. Please don't crash. Please don't crash.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s an amazing name for a horse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Which one is you?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Centos 7.3 in an oracle virtual box on windows 10, but I definitely feel like the “hello, how are you fellow kids?” guy. There is not even a RedHat in the graphic for me to pretend is me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Please stop⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I am trying to think of a mildly entertaining game that was ruined after being purchased by a third party. Maybe Populous? Musk is definitely EA.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh Shit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Rumor is he is going to release an album that is hours of recordings of Boris just destroying that toilet. Preliminary grammy favorite for best new artist.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon enjoys a quiet night at home⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Cougars in heat sound like a woman being murdered. Bigger louder sound than a fox. Terrifying if you don’t know what it is, and a bit terrifying if you do.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sample Text⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  At least it isn’t a couch at Ashley’s.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lord, I was born a scramblin' maaaaan⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I looked out the window and seen his bald head,

  Ran to the fridge and pulled out an egg

  Scoped him with my scopes he had no hair

  Launched that shot and he was caught out there

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  AI prompt was probably “draw Hillary, but make her as fat as Donald.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon experiences summer love⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Someone needs to tell him. If you can get a mosquito to bite you on muscle that you then flex. They can get trapped. They can be overfilled with blood to the point where they burst.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Swifties wasted no time...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Somewhere Howard Dean is wondering how the fuck he was too unhinged to be electable in the face of daily insanity from the orange.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why Do People Still Play Destiny 2?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I have been playing it for 6 years. The gun play is great. It gets regular updates. I still have fun. I wish the pvp player pool was bigger so that match making would work better.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Concord servers are now offline. Thank you to all the freegunners who have joined us in the Concord galaxy"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t think this game even lasted long enough for word of mouth to have popularized it. I didn’t hear about it until it was dead. I am wondering how many players Helldivers 2 had at 11 days (not a great example because it was an existing IP with existing fans). Could they have made it if the game had actually been good? I am not sure. Shutting down super fast got them more publicity than anything else they did.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon doesn't like reddit⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I use it less and less. I only really visit two sub reddit, and one of them has been really declining as it has grown.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Animals that use Drugs⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I am not sure if I am scared of a high jaguar or want to pet it. Maybe both?

  Jaguar to his buddy: “Dude, I was so baked I let a hairless monkey pet me. I got the munchies though, so I ate him.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon drives a bus⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Meanwhile, TSA: no water bottle for you. Bring a cell phone, laptop battery, and a spare 20,000 mAh backup battery (of dodgy provenance no less)? Sure no problem.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are there any video games in the Warhammer universe that are actually good?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  We are the mailed fist of the Emperor!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FTC effort to ban noncompete agreements for employees rejected by federal judge in Texas⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah, so here we have it. The Supreme Douches chance to bring back Lochner (freedom of contract trumps (verb choice intentional) basically everything else, but especially human decency).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hail our true supreme leader⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The photo of him saluting the N. Korean general is real. We don’t even need to fabricate this kind of material. If we are going to fabricate it, Trump’s service should be more explicit and x-rated.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What Can a City Do When Neo-Nazis Start Marching Down Its Streets?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Loudly ask why mass shootings happen to decent people instead of these scum. Play videos of the bombing of Dresden and the executions after the Nurnburg trials to remind them about what we do to Nazi fuckheads.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨a or b⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  A gang. Does that mean I am old?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Or meet and cheese⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Charcuterie- making Lunchables high brow food for adults.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When was the last time you made Jello?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I made Jello late last year to eat while fasting for my colonoscopy. I’m 50. Sometimes I make it when someone in the house is sick.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's the worst hacking scene from any movie or show?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  On opening night at the theater, my friend shouted, “Shut up! No you don’t!” When this line was uttered. Made the scene much more memorable for me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I guess that yellow part is where 'destroy your furniture' is located.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  One of my cats has a much bigger murder section than the other. Her brain is probably about 30% murder and 30% food. Oddly, she is substantially thinner than the other one who is not very food or murder oriented. The porky one is mostly nap - probably 60%.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PSI⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It was a German Shepard mix. I definitely felt like I was fighting for my life.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PSI⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The cat was my pet probably 20 years ago. He jumped on the table and landed on a plate of barbecue sauce, so I had the bright idea to try to give him a bath to wash it off. He didn’t like baths.

  The dog was probably 37 years ago. I was around 13 or 14. The dog was attacking a neighbor kid who was about 6 years old, so I was intervening to save the kid. The kid got away and my yelling attracted the dog’s owner’s attention. Not until after I got bit. It was some kind of German Shepard mix. My parents and the parents of the six year old reported him to the police, but nothing really happened. I think the owner was a cop.

  I hated that dog. He was usually on the other side of a big fence and would bark super aggressively whenever anyone was near. When I intervened he had the kid’s head in his mouth. I kicked him in the ribcage as hard as I could, and he turned on me.

  I got stitches from both incidents. Four for the cat bite and I think 12 from the dog. Cat was on the hand near the base of my thumb. The dog was on my right forearm.

  No stitches for the hamster, he was a pet, but not very domesticated- probably because we had cats in the house too. I was probably about 8.