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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Easy Delivery Co. I'll just be a little car driving a kei truck around a mountain town.⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m the Dark Urge? Ya’ll better watch out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨MeIRL⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Just wait until you get to the point where you might have enough to retire. The urge to bail gets really strong.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People who piss on the toilet seat in a men's restroom.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  We had this problem in a communal bathroom in a dorm I lived in. People were practically coming to blows over it. Turns out that when the toilet flushed, it would spray piss up out of the bowl onto the seat. We all thought it was someone else, but it was really every one of us inadvertently.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨MicroSlop⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Driving installation of Linux. I finally switched to Linux on my main home PC because I disabled copilot in the registry and it came back after a winblows update.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You can't unsee him⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d make one with Lindsey Graham and his ladybugs, but no one wants to see that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨definitely not recording!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I guess the way to get this regulated is to use the glasses to record cops breaking the law.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Of course 17-24 NEVER looked like the picture⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  6 or 16 if they’re out of 6.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Operation enduring algae⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Looks like they found a stash of Buzzballs…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The rich convinced us that taxing them is too complicated but everyday people can be taxed pretty easily⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You wouldn’t even have to make a huge reform to make a big difference. If we changed using “unrealized gains” as collateral to count as realizing those gains, the ultra wealthy would pay a fuck ton more in taxes. Also, the interest on those loans should not be deductible. Boo hoo if you end up with a margin call. Don’t make risky bets.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why Ireland?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  No way could fat pedo find Ireland on an unlabeled map. Even less likely that he could find Bulgaria. I would speculate he might not even get the correct continent for Bulgaria.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can't afford going on a cruise? No problem!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Trump has already had the dry run for turning it into a global pandemic. Anyone think JFK Jr. Is the right person to be in charge of the response plan? Anyone?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We're so back⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And remember, if you get sick with the hantavirus you can get over it quickly by taking 2x the LD50 of Tylenol. A couple of days and you won’t even feel sick. Be sure to tell all your conservative friends because the government likes to cover up this kind of information.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨-Artemis crew: I think I can hold it.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They have to hold it because their toilet runs on Windows and broke.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just leave it on the porch bro⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Bag is probably full of shit that he is about to set on fire so you stomp it to put the fire out. Except that sort of plan requires more executive function than he possesses.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Pretty sure a Trump bomb is a diaper filling operation.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A sudden epiphany.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I think maybe substitute the word planet for towns.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s not saying much. The average fart sounds more erudite than Pete.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US foreign policy circa ????⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Dying that air strike was very anti-Semitic of those children. /S

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They're calling it the Trump Laptop. Highest quality. So affordable. We're making technology great again, folks.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I bet it would be depressing as fuck to watch that fat asshole try to Google how to fix something.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨there is a special place in hell for these scientists⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Next step: putting the cells into one of those Boston Dynamics robot dogs with a gun attached. What could go wrong?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Paging SpaceCowboy⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Better than cops too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've never seen Joker get this heated before⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  One of his brothers got probation for punching a fan at a Nuggets game and his other brother is an amateur MMA fighter. I don’t think you really want to get on the bad side of the Serbs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Because, f**k you! That's why.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I put kubuntu on an old laptop. It runs well enough that I am going to dual boot it on my main PC.

  Microsoft out here doing Linux marketing for them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has a question⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “All American” in the sense that it is a fantastic barometer of America’s decline (apologies to the other countries in America)?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sigh⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  In my fifties, can confirm it doesn’t get better. Do you want some additional stress like aging parents? Insufficient retirement savings? Insufficient savings to put your offspring through college? Escalating medical bills/failing health? Slowing reaction times? Bifocals? Dozens of other things that I am too senile to remember?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon wants to talk about video games⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I guess I am the last one. I play one game exclusively for long periods of time. Currently, it is Baldur’s Gate 3. Previous to that was Destiny 2 (9 years). Before that Star Wars the Old Republic for six years.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dragon Age veteran says scrapped Anthem Next "could have been" up there with No Man's Sky's legendary turnaround⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I think the worst thing BioWare did was ban people for loot exploiting when all they were doing was flying around in a loop collecting chests as they spawned. The players weren’t doing anything the game didn’t allow and banning them really created vitriol in the community. When added to the lack of end game, the player base just never got any growth momentum. It was really sad, because I was a huge BW fan and that game plus the loss of the Doctors really wrecked them (thanks EA /s). You could see the potential in Anthem, but it felt like a a great game engine waiting for the game to be written for it (honestly similar to pre-Forsaken Destiny 2, but even that had more content).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rockstar baulks as a Charlie Kirk assassination mission is created in GTA Online, bans it and censors his name, but there's more out there⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So we should make Alex Jones and Stephen Miller missions to train people for the sequels?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Protect yourselves!⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Now I’m picturing a T-rex doing a Naruto run. I’m not sure I will ever be able to take T-rex seriously again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Taxes and nature⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  8,000 species of termites survived the flood, implying that Noah had them on his wooden boat. Of course, Noah is an idiot.