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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The rich convinced us that taxing them is too complicated but everyday people can be taxed pretty easily⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You wouldn’t even have to make a huge reform to make a big difference. If we changed using “unrealized gains” as collateral to count as realizing those gains, the ultra wealthy would pay a fuck ton more in taxes. Also, the interest on those loans should not be deductible. Boo hoo if you end up with a margin call. Don’t make risky bets.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why Ireland?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  No way could fat pedo find Ireland on an unlabeled map. Even less likely that he could find Bulgaria. I would speculate he might not even get the correct continent for Bulgaria.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can't afford going on a cruise? No problem!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Trump has already had the dry run for turning it into a global pandemic. Anyone think JFK Jr. Is the right person to be in charge of the response plan? Anyone?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We're so back⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And remember, if you get sick with the hantavirus you can get over it quickly by taking 2x the LD50 of Tylenol. A couple of days and you won’t even feel sick. Be sure to tell all your conservative friends because the government likes to cover up this kind of information.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨-Artemis crew: I think I can hold it.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  They have to hold it because their toilet runs on Windows and broke.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just leave it on the porch bro⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Bag is probably full of shit that he is about to set on fire so you stomp it to put the fire out. Except that sort of plan requires more executive function than he possesses.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Pretty sure a Trump bomb is a diaper filling operation.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A sudden epiphany.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I think maybe substitute the word planet for towns.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s not saying much. The average fart sounds more erudite than Pete.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US foreign policy circa ????⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Dying that air strike was very anti-Semitic of those children. /S

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They're calling it the Trump Laptop. Highest quality. So affordable. We're making technology great again, folks.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I bet it would be depressing as fuck to watch that fat asshole try to Google how to fix something.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨there is a special place in hell for these scientists⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Next step: putting the cells into one of those Boston Dynamics robot dogs with a gun attached. What could go wrong?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Paging SpaceCowboy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Better than cops too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've never seen Joker get this heated before⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  One of his brothers got probation for punching a fan at a Nuggets game and his other brother is an amateur MMA fighter. I don’t think you really want to get on the bad side of the Serbs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Because, f**k you! That's why.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I put kubuntu on an old laptop. It runs well enough that I am going to dual boot it on my main PC.

  Microsoft out here doing Linux marketing for them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has a question⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “All American” in the sense that it is a fantastic barometer of America’s decline (apologies to the other countries in America)?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sigh⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  In my fifties, can confirm it doesn’t get better. Do you want some additional stress like aging parents? Insufficient retirement savings? Insufficient savings to put your offspring through college? Escalating medical bills/failing health? Slowing reaction times? Bifocals? Dozens of other things that I am too senile to remember?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon wants to talk about video games⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I guess I am the last one. I play one game exclusively for long periods of time. Currently, it is Baldur’s Gate 3. Previous to that was Destiny 2 (9 years). Before that Star Wars the Old Republic for six years.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dragon Age veteran says scrapped Anthem Next "could have been" up there with No Man's Sky's legendary turnaround⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I think the worst thing BioWare did was ban people for loot exploiting when all they were doing was flying around in a loop collecting chests as they spawned. The players weren’t doing anything the game didn’t allow and banning them really created vitriol in the community. When added to the lack of end game, the player base just never got any growth momentum. It was really sad, because I was a huge BW fan and that game plus the loss of the Doctors really wrecked them (thanks EA /s). You could see the potential in Anthem, but it felt like a a great game engine waiting for the game to be written for it (honestly similar to pre-Forsaken Destiny 2, but even that had more content).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rockstar baulks as a Charlie Kirk assassination mission is created in GTA Online, bans it and censors his name, but there's more out there⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So we should make Alex Jones and Stephen Miller missions to train people for the sequels?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Protect yourselves!⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Now I’m picturing a T-rex doing a Naruto run. I’m not sure I will ever be able to take T-rex seriously again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Taxes and nature⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  8,000 species of termites survived the flood, implying that Noah had them on his wooden boat. Of course, Noah is an idiot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stanford Professor: The idea that Stanford University owes its graduate students a "living wage" is preposterous⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The same Stanford that charges $62k per year in tuition and is located in one of the most expensive areas in the U.S.? Maybe the grad students should commute from Wyoming in order to teach Professor Dickweed’s classes for him so they can afford rent? The disconnect from reality is ridiculous.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Florida Attorney General James Uthmeier says criminal “geoengineering and weather modification activities" could have played a role in recent Texas floods⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah, yes, the super well funded climate researchers are murdering people with climate controlling Doppler radars in order to make the poor innocent petroleum industry look bad. All so they can make $120k, if they are extremely lucky. It is definitely not petroleum industry executives making millions spreading disinformation so that they can continue to loot the rest of us.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US Politicians praying inside the House of Representatives⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey, guys, I don’t think Jesus would approve of cuts to Medicaid and Medicare, but keep pretending that you are holier than me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's the best way to respond to a family member who says the COVID vaccines are being used to depopulate?⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  One of the reasons i don’t make policy decisions: my solution yo the antivax problem is to develop a bioweapon and a corresponding vaccine. Secretly add the new vaccine into all other vaccines for two years. Warn people that the coming flu season is going to be bad and that a new dangerous strain of covid is spreading to increase vaccination rates. Then deploy the bioweapon. No more antivaxxers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there a name? ⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And yet somehow you watch a couple of hours of YouTube during which time you drift in and out of consciousness until you have to go pee. Then you brush your teeth and go to bed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bungie appears to have plagarized an artist's work and style in their extraction shooter "Marathon" according to this Bluesky post⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  This will be entertaining in their ongoing Red War plagiarism lawsuit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨butt mogged these zoomers today⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  As a twelve minute old AI, I had to google it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elon Musk's X lost 11 million users in the EU over the past 5 months⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I have stopped using twitter. Is that enough or do I need to delete my account somehow?