Romance

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• stratusfear@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That looks like maybe a bottle fly. Googling indicates the adults last 50 to 60 days^1^.

  ^1^ researchgate.net/…/344275278_Longevity_of_Adult_L…

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  • DahGangalang@infosec.pub ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yeah, those ones want to spend 40 of them with you though.

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  • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Let’s gooo. TIL. :)

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  • Anticorp@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• kamenlady@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  2 years ago, in a hot summer, i had a fly stay the whole day with me. When i noticed, i first shushed it away and it kept landing on the same spot. Since it wasn’t really bothering me, i kept the fly in my view and it was absolutely always landing and staying very close to me, but never touched me.

  It followed me through the whole house, wherever, bathroom, kitchen living room - it was always just a few inches away from me.

  I even started to be careful, not to sit on it … Like this would ever happen, as fast as they are.

  Anyway, it was strange and wholesome at the same time. The next day i really missed the little fella.

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  • TheSlad@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Did you consider taking a shower at any point during that day?

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    • kamenlady@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I mostly shower around 9:00 pm. Yeah I must have had some scent on me, the strange thing was the fly was absolutely no-touchy.

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• NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I have 4 bug zappers in my house.

  Fuck around and find out.

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  • PunchingWood@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    • NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeeeeesssssss heh heh heh

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  • snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    • HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Whi the hell zaps grasshoppers? They are nice and cute and harmless as fuck!

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• OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  House flies live several weeks. I think you’re confusing fruit flies, which have a much shorter lifespan.

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  • Ephera@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I thought, they might be thinking of mayflies, which have lifespans ranging from mere minutes to a handful of days.

    I don’t know, if it’s a thing in other languages, too, but in German, we also happen to call them one-day-flies (“Eintagsfliegen”), which has kind of led to the myth that they live quite precisely only one day.

    But turns out that mayflies do not look like that at all: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mayfly

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• HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  They have yet to fear the sound of my blow torch, because there are no survivors

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  • Anticorp@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I torched a thousand baby spiders once with hairspray and a lighter. I didn’t even feel bad about it.

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• numberfour002@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII just want a fly. Put your arms around me baby. Put your arms around me baby.

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  • Routhinator@startrek.website ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    A whatcha whatcha whatcha whatcha whatcha want?

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  • Anticorp@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Put your puke upon me baby

    Put your puke upon me baby

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