If you live in Florida the first thing that you learn is never to put Christmas Lights on Palm Trees

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• robocall@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Add big ornaments at the bottom

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  • superfes@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Really seems like a lack of commitment without them…

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• JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If you live in Florida the first thing that you learn is never to always put Christmas Lights on Palm Trees

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• superkret@feddit.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Why not?

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  • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is how they spread the gay

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  • EleventhHour@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Seriously. If expect me to stop bedicking the halls, I need good reason.

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• PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is just more of the left war against Christmas!

  Jesus would definitely approve of… Dicks out for Santa.

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  • digredior@lemmynsfw.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Dicks for St. Nick.

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• Maggoty@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You can, just not like… that.

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• OmegaLemmy@discuss.online ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m coming…

  …Over

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• digredior@lemmynsfw.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Idk, I kinda like it.

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• Treczoks@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Or you just do it on purpose.

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• undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  We have Christmas lights on Palm trees everywhere in California, we just don’t put them on the upper parts you see here? I guess it’s a shitpost for a reason

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• DigiDemiFiend@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Spooge

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• Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  misspelled “always”

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• EleventhHour@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Well, not on the ‘glans’, anyway. Best to keep a gap between the trunk and the fronds.

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• DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Just be brave

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  • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I just don’t understand why they say this is the first thing you learn. I had to learn how to befriend my swamp puppy first. Then we studied climbing fences, and finally moved into Palm trees later on. How else are you going to get your Christmas lights up there?

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    • Maggoty@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Oh my god, I died at Swamp Puppy.

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• NastyNative@mander.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Nah this is the wau!

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Lights on trees, it is. I don’t want my learning from Floridians, thanks.

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• captain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The decoration fits because Florida is full of dicks.

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• CoCo_Goldstein@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  THE HELL YOU SAY!! If I lived in Florida, I would put Christmas Lights on all of my Palm Trees.

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• schizolol9@lemy.lol ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  cock

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• MacStache@programming.dev ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I disagree. They should put christmas lights on every damn palmtree available.

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• yoshisaur@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  aight im moving to florida now

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