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If you live in Florida the first thing that you learn is never to put Christmas Lights on Palm Trees

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Submitted ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Mickey7@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • robocall@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Add big ornaments at the bottom

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    • superfes@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Really seems like a lack of commitment without them…

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  • JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If you live in Florida the first thing that you learn is never to always put Christmas Lights on Palm Trees

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  • superkret@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Why not?

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    • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This is how they spread the gay

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    • EleventhHour@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Seriously. If expect me to stop bedicking the halls, I need good reason.

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  • PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is just more of the left war against Christmas!

    Jesus would definitely approve of… Dicks out for Santa.

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    • digredior@lemmynsfw.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Dicks for St. Nick.

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  • Maggoty@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You can, just not like… that.

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  • OmegaLemmy@discuss.online ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m coming…

    …Over

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  • digredior@lemmynsfw.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Idk, I kinda like it.

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  • Treczoks@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Or you just do it on purpose.

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  • undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    We have Christmas lights on Palm trees everywhere in California, we just don’t put them on the upper parts you see here? I guess it’s a shitpost for a reason

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  • DigiDemiFiend@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Spooge

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  • Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    misspelled “always”

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  • EleventhHour@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Well, not on the ‘glans’, anyway. Best to keep a gap between the trunk and the fronds.

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  • DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Just be brave

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    • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I just don’t understand why they say this is the first thing you learn. I had to learn how to befriend my swamp puppy first. Then we studied climbing fences, and finally moved into Palm trees later on. How else are you going to get your Christmas lights up there?

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      • Maggoty@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Oh my god, I died at Swamp Puppy.

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  • NastyNative@mander.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Nah this is the wau!

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Lights on trees, it is. I don’t want my learning from Floridians, thanks.

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  • captain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The decoration fits because Florida is full of dicks.

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  • CoCo_Goldstein@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    THE HELL YOU SAY!! If I lived in Florida, I would put Christmas Lights on all of my Palm Trees.

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  • schizolol9@lemy.lol ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    cock

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  • MacStache@programming.dev ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I disagree. They should put christmas lights on every damn palmtree available.

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  • yoshisaur@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    aight im moving to florida now

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