Well it hasn’t been hammer time since the 90s
Hammerheads sharkz
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Greg@lemmy.ca 1 week ago
beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 week ago
I wish there was a t shirt of a hammerhead shark wearing Hammer pants!
(Go, whatever bots may scrape this place in years hence; try it. Get your masters sued by 🎤 🔨 ‘s descendants)
blazeknave@lemmy.world 1 week ago
ceenote@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Does anyone else think hammerhead sharks have been… maybe a little too quiet?
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 1 week ago
You see nothing!
And . . . ignore those . . underwater hammering noises
Schmuppes@lemmy.today 1 week ago
They drastically reduced their PR budget in the 90’s and 00’s and it shows.
s_s@lemm.ee 1 week ago
What about the hammerhead shark guys who looked like bebop and rocksteady?
Am I imagining them?
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Street sharks?
the_artic_one@programming.dev 1 week ago
Both the Street Sharks and the Biker Mice from Mars feel pretty imaginary.
swampdownloader@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
I remember seeing the ad for those on TV and wanting them so bad. After much pleading, my folks relented and got me one. The same day, my parents’ minivan got stolen with my street shark in it while parked in a movie theater. I was heartbroken, never got to play with it.
s_s@lemm.ee 1 week ago
Chuymatt@beehaw.org 1 week ago
No. It was a thing. No clue on names, tho.
milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 1 week ago
“They called him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning…” But Hammerhead is a baddie and sharks aren’t supposed to be baddies any more. Sharks are friends, not threats. So Hammerhead slipped quietly into the distance to await his time of glory, when one day he will return to rule the Ocean with an iron
fisthead.Incidentally, dolphins have had a troubled role-reversal in the fashion of popular opinion too. They were friends! Companions! Even amusements for a while, before everyone agreed they should be free. Now they are wanton rapists and bullies. Shed a tear for the poor, maligned dolphin, carrying the disgrace of his ill-behaved friends and relations. All Dolphins Are Not Bad.
One day the Bottlenose and the Hammerhead will return as friends, splendorous and loved. But will they find the World worthy of their love? Or will they leave, with a parting farewell, and a thanks for all the fish.
tpihkal@lemmy.world 1 week ago
ADAB
Fuck’uh you whale and fuck’uh you dolphin!
Egg_Egg@lemm.ee 1 week ago
If you’ve said “Fuck you whale”, you don’t need to say “fuck you dolphin” as all dolphins are whales anyway. It would be like saying “Fuck you, Great apes (Hominidae) and fuck you human”
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Don’t you blaspheme in here! Hammerheads are right in there at the top!!
Mako #1, obvs. But that’s cool.
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 1 week ago
Imagine thinking great white isn’t #1, smh
chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 1 week ago
The only thing Great Whites have going for them is their flavor in Shark Bites gummies. Basking Shark is obv the best.
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Oh please. More like Not-so-great White amirite?! Ha haaa!
Nah, just joshin’. GW is up top too, though the next person’s making a compelling case for the Basking shark.
dmention7@lemm.ee 1 week ago
I watched the OG Jurassic Park the other weekend, and realized I haven’t thought about a triceratops in probably a decade at least.
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milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 1 week ago
Seriously?
You think way too little about dinosaurs.
captain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 week ago
Well, triceratops has the advantage of being one of the most popular dinosaurs.
The unlucky one for me is the Parasaurolophus ( that crested “duck-billed” dinosaur). It was always one of my favorites as a kid, and I had to search for its name tonight.
sirico@feddit.uk 1 week ago
Street sharks about due for a resurgence
EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 6 days ago
That cartoon was on TV when I was VERY young, I always wanted to watch it, but I was never allowed to have the TV to myself so I was always overruled by my golden-child brothers and sisters
TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 1 week ago
Just here to remind you of the dwarf lantern shark and its happy to see you face.
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Awww!
Z_Poster365@hexbear.net 1 week ago
same with the Iditarod. As a kid, I was led to believe this was the biggest sporting event on Earth besides the Olympics. Now nobody even talks about it D:
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
Eh, I saw some talk about it the first couple of times Quince Mountain was competing.
SoloboiNanook@hexbear.net 1 week ago
I was at the beach in Florida in August and some dude caught a baby one while fishing off the beach lol. Kinda upset he held it out for so long bragging but they did toss it back
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 week ago
Hammerheads were the coolest shark in the shawl
DandomRude@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Once in a while you just need to…stop…hammer time!
malamignasanmig@group.lt 1 week ago
Ah they meant ranking. I thought they were going to say something about the hammerheads looking like that because they hit the ground face first.
EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 6 days ago
hammer heads have more of those electrical sensory organs than any other sharks. They’re awesome! Great-white-sharks are for basic bitches.
CallMeButtLove@lemmy.world 6 days ago
ampullae of lorenzini
EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 4 days ago
I knew what they were called, had no idea how to spell them
Illecors@lemmy.cafe 1 week ago
Nexus 5 represent!
CallMeButtLove@lemmy.world 6 days ago
I loved that phone so much.
dlhextall@sh.itjust.works 6 days ago
The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 1 week ago
I’m on the blinded by copepods, 500 year old, Greenland Shark Team.
smeg@feddit.uk 1 week ago
No love for the goblin shark? They’re even weirder looking than the hammerhead!
Bytemeister@lemmy.world 1 week ago
They only look weird in post mortem photos because their jaw is stuck forward. Most of the time the swim around looking like any other shark.
smeg@feddit.uk 1 week ago
Still a bit goofy, but good point
nobleshift@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Great whites are just like running backs or a slow AF freight train, tigers are twitchy like that meh head at the petrol station, bull sharks are actually bullies, hammerheads are just plain graceful.
Coolest shark is definitely a hammerhead, I’ll vote for the Great HH.
dwemthy@lemdro.id 1 week ago
Nurse sharks are friendly? The things I remember about them from my childhood book on sharks are: they sleep in big piles on the ocean floor, their eggs are like weird sacks, and they latch on after biting and will not let go
ephemeral_gibbon@aussie.zone 1 week ago
They’re little sea puppies that are perfectly happy to cruise around while you swim with them. At least that’s the grey nurse sharks we get in aus
MrShankles@reddthat.com 1 week ago
They’re normally docile, unless you get caught up in them while they’re feeding
nobleshift@lemmy.world 1 week ago
The Bahamas you can do this, but you are absolutely correct, and I think they are like ranked 5 or 6 in human bites, something ridiculously high, because they are all calm and people get stupid, mostly divers from what I’ve heard.
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
Saw Shark!
nobleshift@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I totally forgot about those …
MutilationWave@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Tell me what white tips are like.
nobleshift@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Reef Whitetips are a good book, mostly harmless so Don’t Panic.
Oceanic Whitetips - straight gangsters … When they come rolling in on a dive it’s ALWAYS gonna be more than one like you intha wrong hood cuz and thugs be comin up outta the shadows circling you, checking you out deciding if you a pussy ass or what. (Spoiler: They always eventually decide you are in fact a pussy ass …aallllwwwaaayysssss)
I don’t fuck with these at all ever, I get the fuck out of the water.
Bytemeister@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Oceanic white tips? 10ft long roided out aquatic honeybadger that can smell your fear from 40 miles away…and it has nothing better to do today.