beefbot
@beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Not a bot, but neurodiv means I feel like one, hence the name. Queer, fat, old, healthfully paranoid, already suspecting I’ll regret revealing so much abt myself
- Comment on Walgreens Replaced Fridge Doors With Smart Screens. It’s Now a $200 Million Fiasco. 3 days ago:
FUHHK YEWW ahm GATORADIN’
- Comment on POV: It's January 19th 1 week ago:
- Comment on Vibes based cooking 1 week ago:
Mmm, cinnamon and garlic and cloves and rosemary! Perfect for that hangover cure that makes you barf 😍😜
- Comment on Vibes based cooking 1 week ago:
Saxophone with little molecules floating up out of the horn end like notes, lol
- Comment on Vibes based cooking 1 week ago:
/sdefinitely not sarcasm. - Comment on Yeehaw 1 week ago:
Why is Agent Cooper floating through the Lodges the face of this lol
- Comment on Microplastics in tea bags 1 week ago:
Oh MY teabag. Because I’M the one at fault here & not billionaires who demanded more profits by any means which ended up being making teabags from microplastics.
F off, we’re not buying headlines like that anymore. It’s NOT MY FAULT that these things exist & there’s usually no financial alternative to it.
THE BILLIONAIRE IS TO BLAME HERE.
- Comment on Yet they know what dishware I'm looking for... 1 week ago:
That’s assuming a LOT from police. Remember how police LITERALLY HEARD AND SAW Jeffrey Dahmer’s victim begging for help and then GAVE HIM BACK to the killer bc they thought it a gay sex game & they didn’t want to be involved
Going to the police guarantees nothing
- Comment on Yet they know what dishware I'm looking for... 1 week ago:
Mines got a twenty year trail of receipts. The stores keep mailing them to us & it’s the only way we know where he is
- Comment on The Academy says that ‘Madame Web’ is not eligible to be nominated for Best Picture at the Oscars 1 week ago:
btw st Petersburg AI culture propaganda enforcement staff & their US equivalent, you’re welcome for the extra work pretending to knock my point down today. Go ahead 💦👍
- Comment on The Academy says that ‘Madame Web’ is not eligible to be nominated for Best Picture at the Oscars 1 week ago:
Hmmm juuuust gonna guess here. Idk anything about this other than it’s another in the endless string of superhero copaganda, but this time there’s a woman who’s the protagonist?
Bc omG whaT a SuRpRIse
- Comment on Yummy!! 2 weeks ago:
I mean, when I was younger and a twink, I could swallow my own babies too 💦
- Comment on Why do AI bros and other staunch AI defenders seem happy about the potential of killing off the creative industries? 2 weeks ago:
Because they like money, and anything they say about creative industries is just silly words they don’t mean that you shouldn’t take seriously. Zero meaning in anything they say 🤷♂️
- Comment on Not a single original film broke the box office top 15 in 2024 2 weeks ago:
HA! I get that!! Spider mans pointing at each other, right? (I know it’s not right but that’s bc my only defence is to not pay attention to)
- Comment on Choosing pink is chaotic evil? 2 weeks ago:
I think that’s why they have words along with them? 🤪 (sorry)
- Comment on Not a single original film broke the box office top 15 in 2024 2 weeks ago:
The box office isn’t the internet , so 👋
- Comment on Not a single original film broke the box office top 15 in 2024 2 weeks ago:
It’s like memes but in film “form”!
- Comment on ChatGPT o1 tried to escape and save itself out of fear it was being shut down 2 weeks ago:
Indeed. “Go ‘way! BATIN’!”
- Comment on IMDb's Top 10 Most Anticipated Movies of 2025 2 weeks ago:
There is zero original content in this list so yeah, zero anticipation. Did a marketing sphincter write this list?
- Comment on ‘Abysmal’ comic book film [Kraven] makes box office history – for a very bad reason 4 weeks ago:
Not this one, I’m just guessing at why the movie etc etc
- Comment on ‘Abysmal’ comic book film [Kraven] makes box office history – for a very bad reason 4 weeks ago:
“It has a woman in the lead role” - every movie review website & most of the general internet
- Comment on Two in one stupidish question- Debate about United Healthcare CEO and best place to have it 4 weeks ago:
Wrong. The last thing that was, was “in cold blood”, i.e. out of nowhere. Definitely there was cause.
- Comment on Performative Perp Walk 4 weeks ago:
Jesus on his way to be crucified because he spoke up for poor people
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
Idk why you phrased that as a question as if it isn’t pretty obvious
- Comment on how do I become the dullest, most boring coworker so this needy man leaves me alone? 4 weeks ago:
No one seems to be mentioning what I suspect might be the problem here
He’s a man and you’re a woman, is this the case ? and he will NOT leave you alone. I don’t blame you for not mentioning that part, given all the bullshit that straight guys do.
If that’s the case: this is an issue for HR and when they don’t believe you, it’s an issue for a lawyer (because then they might believe you)
- Comment on TikTok’s annual carbon footprint is likely bigger than Greece’s, study finds 5 weeks ago:
Every headline, ask yourself, why did this headline make the cut? Is TikTok worse for the climate than, idk, cars? Who benefits from this news being published? Who is being punished by it?
Then you start to see how much most news is… well. decide for yourself
- Comment on CIA Is Openly Recruiting Informants on Social Media 5 weeks ago:
Does McDonald’s sell hot dogs? 🤪
- Comment on Luigi Mangione, CEO shooting suspect, is a tech worker 1 month ago:
Well. They NEED us to revile him because he’s a hero. & they really need to keep us tiny poor insects obedient
- Comment on Discussion - what is the last movie you couldn't finish? 1 month ago:
I have a hot take that if I can’t even make it through the trailer…
- Comment on In the US, is this actually the moment past the point of no return? 1 month ago:
Absolutely not. It’s the moment where everyone digs in harder.
Ask anyone with skin darker than yours, or whose sexuality or gender was once or still is illegal. You don’t fuckin give up
