beefbot
@beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Not a bot, but neurodiv means I feel like one, hence the name. Queer, fat, old, healthfully paranoid, already suspecting I’ll regret revealing so much abt myself
- Comment on Walgreens Replaced Fridge Doors With Smart Screens. It’s Now a $200 Million Fiasco. 4 weeks ago:
FUHHK YEWW ahm GATORADIN’
- Comment on POV: It's January 19th 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on Vibes based cooking 5 weeks ago:
Mmm, cinnamon and garlic and cloves and rosemary! Perfect for that hangover cure that makes you barf 😍😜
- Comment on Vibes based cooking 5 weeks ago:
Saxophone with little molecules floating up out of the horn end like notes, lol
- Comment on Vibes based cooking 5 weeks ago:
/sdefinitely not sarcasm. - Comment on Yeehaw 5 weeks ago:
Why is Agent Cooper floating through the Lodges the face of this lol
- Comment on Microplastics in tea bags 5 weeks ago:
Oh MY teabag. Because I’M the one at fault here & not billionaires who demanded more profits by any means which ended up being making teabags from microplastics.
F off, we’re not buying headlines like that anymore. It’s NOT MY FAULT that these things exist & there’s usually no financial alternative to it.
THE BILLIONAIRE IS TO BLAME HERE.
- Comment on Yet they know what dishware I'm looking for... 1 month ago:
That’s assuming a LOT from police. Remember how police LITERALLY HEARD AND SAW Jeffrey Dahmer’s victim begging for help and then GAVE HIM BACK to the killer bc they thought it a gay sex game & they didn’t want to be involved
Going to the police guarantees nothing
- Comment on Yet they know what dishware I'm looking for... 1 month ago:
Mines got a twenty year trail of receipts. The stores keep mailing them to us & it’s the only way we know where he is
- Comment on The Academy says that ‘Madame Web’ is not eligible to be nominated for Best Picture at the Oscars 1 month ago:
btw st Petersburg AI culture propaganda enforcement staff & their US equivalent, you’re welcome for the extra work pretending to knock my point down today. Go ahead 💦👍
- Comment on The Academy says that ‘Madame Web’ is not eligible to be nominated for Best Picture at the Oscars 1 month ago:
Hmmm juuuust gonna guess here. Idk anything about this other than it’s another in the endless string of superhero copaganda, but this time there’s a woman who’s the protagonist?
Bc omG whaT a SuRpRIse
- Comment on Yummy!! 1 month ago:
I mean, when I was younger and a twink, I could swallow my own babies too 💦
- Comment on Why do AI bros and other staunch AI defenders seem happy about the potential of killing off the creative industries? 1 month ago:
Because they like money, and anything they say about creative industries is just silly words they don’t mean that you shouldn’t take seriously. Zero meaning in anything they say 🤷♂️
- Comment on Not a single original film broke the box office top 15 in 2024 1 month ago:
HA! I get that!! Spider mans pointing at each other, right? (I know it’s not right but that’s bc my only defence is to not pay attention to)
- Comment on Choosing pink is chaotic evil? 1 month ago:
I think that’s why they have words along with them? 🤪 (sorry)
- Comment on Not a single original film broke the box office top 15 in 2024 1 month ago:
The box office isn’t the internet , so 👋
- Comment on Not a single original film broke the box office top 15 in 2024 1 month ago:
It’s like memes but in film “form”!
- Comment on ChatGPT o1 tried to escape and save itself out of fear it was being shut down 1 month ago:
Indeed. “Go ‘way! BATIN’!”
- Comment on IMDb's Top 10 Most Anticipated Movies of 2025 1 month ago:
There is zero original content in this list so yeah, zero anticipation. Did a marketing sphincter write this list?
- Comment on ‘Abysmal’ comic book film [Kraven] makes box office history – for a very bad reason 1 month ago:
Not this one, I’m just guessing at why the movie etc etc
- Comment on ‘Abysmal’ comic book film [Kraven] makes box office history – for a very bad reason 1 month ago:
“It has a woman in the lead role” - every movie review website & most of the general internet
- Comment on Two in one stupidish question- Debate about United Healthcare CEO and best place to have it 1 month ago:
Wrong. The last thing that was, was “in cold blood”, i.e. out of nowhere. Definitely there was cause.
- Comment on Performative Perp Walk 2 months ago:
Jesus on his way to be crucified because he spoke up for poor people
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Idk why you phrased that as a question as if it isn’t pretty obvious
- Comment on how do I become the dullest, most boring coworker so this needy man leaves me alone? 2 months ago:
No one seems to be mentioning what I suspect might be the problem here
He’s a man and you’re a woman, is this the case ? and he will NOT leave you alone. I don’t blame you for not mentioning that part, given all the bullshit that straight guys do.
If that’s the case: this is an issue for HR and when they don’t believe you, it’s an issue for a lawyer (because then they might believe you)
- Comment on TikTok’s annual carbon footprint is likely bigger than Greece’s, study finds 2 months ago:
Every headline, ask yourself, why did this headline make the cut? Is TikTok worse for the climate than, idk, cars? Who benefits from this news being published? Who is being punished by it?
Then you start to see how much most news is… well. decide for yourself
- Comment on CIA Is Openly Recruiting Informants on Social Media 2 months ago:
Does McDonald’s sell hot dogs? 🤪
- Comment on Luigi Mangione, CEO shooting suspect, is a tech worker 2 months ago:
Well. They NEED us to revile him because he’s a hero. & they really need to keep us tiny poor insects obedient
- Comment on Discussion - what is the last movie you couldn't finish? 2 months ago:
I have a hot take that if I can’t even make it through the trailer…
- Comment on In the US, is this actually the moment past the point of no return? 2 months ago:
Absolutely not. It’s the moment where everyone digs in harder.
Ask anyone with skin darker than yours, or whose sexuality or gender was once or still is illegal. You don’t fuckin give up
