beefbot
@beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Not a bot, but neurodiv means I feel like one, hence the name. Queer, fat, old, healthfully paranoid, already suspecting I’ll regret revealing so much abt myself
- Comment on Performative Perp Walk 1 day ago:
Jesus on his way to be crucified because he spoke up for poor people
- Comment on [deleted] 3 days ago:
Idk why you phrased that as a question as if it isn’t pretty obvious
- Comment on how do I become the dullest, most boring coworker so this needy man leaves me alone? 3 days ago:
No one seems to be mentioning what I suspect might be the problem here
He’s a man and you’re a woman, is this the case ? and he will NOT leave you alone. I don’t blame you for not mentioning that part, given all the bullshit that straight guys do.
If that’s the case: this is an issue for HR and when they don’t believe you, it’s an issue for a lawyer (because then they might believe you)
- Comment on TikTok’s annual carbon footprint is likely bigger than Greece’s, study finds 1 week ago:
Every headline, ask yourself, why did this headline make the cut? Is TikTok worse for the climate than, idk, cars? Who benefits from this news being published? Who is being punished by it?
Then you start to see how much most news is… well. decide for yourself
- Comment on CIA Is Openly Recruiting Informants on Social Media 1 week ago:
Does McDonald’s sell hot dogs? 🤪
- Comment on Luigi Mangione, CEO shooting suspect, is a tech worker 1 week ago:
Well. They NEED us to revile him because he’s a hero. & they really need to keep us tiny poor insects obedient
- Comment on Discussion - what is the last movie you couldn't finish? 2 weeks ago:
I have a hot take that if I can’t even make it through the trailer…
- Comment on In the US, is this actually the moment past the point of no return? 4 weeks ago:
Absolutely not. It’s the moment where everyone digs in harder.
Ask anyone with skin darker than yours, or whose sexuality or gender was once or still is illegal. You don’t fuckin give up
- Comment on CouLSDon gets cancelled by Facebook’s algorithm police 5 weeks ago:
(Don’t) Look Around You
- Comment on Twitch introduces mandatory "Politics and Sensitive Social Issues" label, just in time for the US election 1 month ago:
IIRC this move also made LGBTQ+ issues politically sensitive, which, yknow, big if true
- Comment on Amateur Entomologists 1 month ago:
Someday someone will discover the Cicada Highest Prime Number
- Comment on Read-onlys are cancer. Post stuff you want to see. 1 month ago:
- Comment on You have 8 seconds. 1 month ago:
“Christ, what an asshole, am i right?!”
- Comment on Sea Creature Party 1 month ago:
- Comment on Support local bands 1 month ago:
fight the drummer?!
Dude. Everyone knows it’s FUCK the drummer! (They’re always the crazy one)
- Comment on Blessica Blimpson 1 month ago:
Ohhhh, no no honey these are straight people, their GOD GIVEN sexuality must be DISPLAYED ALWAYS
- Comment on Cognitive Biases 1 month ago:
Oh ffs it gets worse with the Don’t Forget To Like And Subscribe whine beg plead for internet fart points the bottom
- Comment on Cognitive Biases 1 month ago:
What’s the cognitive bias for believing that any given chart is the ULTIMATE CHART. Yes yes, YOUR chart is gospel, the exhaustive definitive final chart 🙄
- Comment on hard to argue with 1 month ago:
Cool criticism bro
- Comment on hard to argue with 1 month ago:
Yep. Thought I’d keep it clean & not just yknow jam my tongue in there
- Comment on hard to argue with 1 month ago:
Yes, I censored myself. I love crude humor (OBV) but also thought, not everyone needs every last hairy rectal thought 🤷♂️😘🎊
- Comment on Proud globohomo 1 month ago:
Jake sees your meme and raises you a “BRODES”
- Comment on hard to argue with 1 month ago:
God gave human adult males flexible ****ncters the approximate circumference of my **** so there’s proof of what men are for 😘
- Comment on How come people who are against abortion are in favor of the death penalty? Kind of seems like a contradicition/ 2 months ago:
They’re both cruel to anyone “below” them (this is a simplistic argument.) They’re easy to cry wolf about in order to draw people over to your side, people who vote and act emotionally
- Comment on How come people who are against abortion are in favor of the death penalty? Kind of seems like a contradicition/ 2 months ago:
are you a sleeper account? 7mo old acct & in 1h you’ve responded 2x to emotionally charged political topics with sidelining , near-no-commitment comments that take up space & try to dilute the issue
Abortion is a human right. Death penalty is cruel & horrifying.
- Comment on Netflix raises prices as password boost fades 2 months ago:
I was celebrating the signup / binge / cancel pipeline, but now I’m realising: a next step they could use to prevent that would be putting caps on your watch time, like “you only get 20h of content a month” or something.
Wouldn’t be a surprise to see this. I’m callin it now lol
- Comment on Should you trust that doctor? 2 months ago:
Ah, I see there was no room to include Janet Doctor Scott Janet Brad Rocky Bullwinkle.
- Comment on The 1900s 2 months ago:
We will never* stop seeing accounts milking this same joke for more attention points
- at least not until 2050 when they’ll change it to “early 2000s”
- Comment on Where does the music go? 2 months ago:
;) nah I was being doofily punny, like “how could you tell?”
- Comment on Efficient Seed Extraction 2 months ago:
No but thanks for the new Pornhub search sugge… ugh I can’t even finish the sentence
