beefbot
@beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Not a bot, but neurodiv means I feel like one, hence the name. Queer, fat, old, healthfully paranoid, already suspecting I’ll regret revealing so much abt myself
- Comment on In the US, is this actually the moment past the point of no return? 19 hours ago:
Absolutely not. It’s the moment where everyone digs in harder.
Ask anyone with skin darker than yours, or whose sexuality or gender was once or still is illegal. You don’t fuckin give up
- Comment on CouLSDon gets cancelled by Facebook’s algorithm police 1 week ago:
(Don’t) Look Around You
- Comment on Twitch introduces mandatory "Politics and Sensitive Social Issues" label, just in time for the US election 2 weeks ago:
IIRC this move also made LGBTQ+ issues politically sensitive, which, yknow, big if true
- Comment on Amateur Entomologists 2 weeks ago:
Someday someone will discover the Cicada Highest Prime Number
- Comment on Read-onlys are cancer. Post stuff you want to see. 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on You have 8 seconds. 3 weeks ago:
“Christ, what an asshole, am i right?!”
- Comment on Sea Creature Party 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Support local bands 3 weeks ago:
fight the drummer?!
Dude. Everyone knows it’s FUCK the drummer! (They’re always the crazy one)
- Comment on Blessica Blimpson 3 weeks ago:
Ohhhh, no no honey these are straight people, their GOD GIVEN sexuality must be DISPLAYED ALWAYS
- Comment on Cognitive Biases 4 weeks ago:
Oh ffs it gets worse with the Don’t Forget To Like And Subscribe whine beg plead for internet fart points the bottom
- Comment on Cognitive Biases 4 weeks ago:
What’s the cognitive bias for believing that any given chart is the ULTIMATE CHART. Yes yes, YOUR chart is gospel, the exhaustive definitive final chart 🙄
- Comment on hard to argue with 4 weeks ago:
Cool criticism bro
- Comment on hard to argue with 4 weeks ago:
Yep. Thought I’d keep it clean & not just yknow jam my tongue in there
- Comment on hard to argue with 4 weeks ago:
Yes, I censored myself. I love crude humor (OBV) but also thought, not everyone needs every last hairy rectal thought 🤷♂️😘🎊
- Comment on Proud globohomo 4 weeks ago:
Jake sees your meme and raises you a “BRODES”
- Comment on hard to argue with 4 weeks ago:
God gave human adult males flexible ****ncters the approximate circumference of my **** so there’s proof of what men are for 😘
- Comment on How come people who are against abortion are in favor of the death penalty? Kind of seems like a contradicition/ 4 weeks ago:
They’re both cruel to anyone “below” them (this is a simplistic argument.) They’re easy to cry wolf about in order to draw people over to your side, people who vote and act emotionally
- Comment on How come people who are against abortion are in favor of the death penalty? Kind of seems like a contradicition/ 4 weeks ago:
are you a sleeper account? 7mo old acct & in 1h you’ve responded 2x to emotionally charged political topics with sidelining , near-no-commitment comments that take up space & try to dilute the issue
Abortion is a human right. Death penalty is cruel & horrifying.
- Comment on Netflix raises prices as password boost fades 4 weeks ago:
I was celebrating the signup / binge / cancel pipeline, but now I’m realising: a next step they could use to prevent that would be putting caps on your watch time, like “you only get 20h of content a month” or something.
Wouldn’t be a surprise to see this. I’m callin it now lol
- Comment on Should you trust that doctor? 4 weeks ago:
Ah, I see there was no room to include Janet Doctor Scott Janet Brad Rocky Bullwinkle.
- Comment on The 1900s 4 weeks ago:
We will never* stop seeing accounts milking this same joke for more attention points
- at least not until 2050 when they’ll change it to “early 2000s”
- Comment on Where does the music go? 5 weeks ago:
;) nah I was being doofily punny, like “how could you tell?”
- Comment on Efficient Seed Extraction 5 weeks ago:
No but thanks for the new Pornhub search sugge… ugh I can’t even finish the sentence
- Comment on Anthropologists: "You motherfuckers!" 5 weeks ago:
Oh— the ask ouija community is over there past Astrology
- Comment on Where does the music go? 5 weeks ago:
Really? How can you smell?
- Comment on Fall Cooking 5 weeks ago:
Lawn spice latte!!
- Comment on puts hair on ya chest 5 weeks ago:
Speak for yourselv’es
- Comment on Horrors We've Unleashed 5 weeks ago:
I KNOW. It’s like PICK your BATTLES people
- Comment on Guess a daily word with only clues as to its position in the alphabet to guide you 1 month ago:
Crap link. Cookies without any immediate Reject All option.
ALPHAGUESS.COM is the link I saw days ago that didn’t have that in the way
- Comment on What if? 1 month ago:
Look this is every stoner freshman dorm thought since 1965 probably
