beefbot
@beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Not a bot, but neurodiv means I feel like one, hence the name. Queer, fat, old, healthfully paranoid, already suspecting I’ll regret revealing so much abt myself
- Comment on Academia to Industry 5 days ago:
Allow me to just simply say DON’T DO IT. DON’T FUCKING DO IT. There are very few examples of regretting something you haven’t tried but this is one
- Comment on Caption this. 5 days ago:
Incorrect ways to jumpstart a car (Fig 1 of N)
- Comment on Microsoft in damage-control mode, says it will prioritize security over AI 2 weeks ago:
Honestly they’ll probably redo it with a different name & hide that they’re doing it. A year from now when the PR crisis blows over. (LOOK OLYMPICS!) Let’s be honest. The cost of these things for a tech giant is a fine they can pay, 10y from now
- Comment on Microsoft in damage-control mode, says it will prioritize security over AI 2 weeks ago:
Good for them. Know who else prioritizes security? Me doing Kon-Mari on half my software tools & reinstalling only the ones that bring joy onto a Linux distro. good god it’s so much easier now.
- Comment on The problem with GIMP 3 weeks ago:
It reeks of 12 year old boy saying “FART” to make his friends laugh
- Comment on Fellow millennials, how do you prevent your child from yearning for the mines? 3 weeks ago:
This is true. All evolution has to do is make us want to have sex* and / or care for a baby once they’re in our arms*
- not everyone obviously
- Comment on Fellow millennials, how do you prevent your child from yearning for the mines? 3 weeks ago:
Need maybe, “forced to / constantly harassed to by culture / family / church “ also in the mix here
- Comment on Fellow millennials, how do you prevent your child from yearning for the mines? 3 weeks ago:
In AI capitalism, the content is you
- Comment on The only time it's ok to snitch... 3 weeks ago:
James Webb was on the same side as the persecutors. How many NASA careers got cut short because of him?
- Comment on Did everyone stick to yesterday's agenda? 3 weeks ago:
They didn’t put my CRUCIFIX MASTURBATION seminar on the agenda again this year. Homophonic !!1
- Comment on star gazin 4 weeks ago:
Aw they all look so happy together! Makes me feel like our little Sol is lonesome way out here
- Comment on The future shines like gold 4 weeks ago:
…but it doesn’t really know why
- Comment on OpenAI says Russian and Israeli groups used its tools to spread disinformation 4 weeks ago:
Oh hi anyone who monitors my posts accusing other users of being potentially disinfo bots — as if that totally isn’t a thing we all know about at this point
- Comment on predators 4 weeks ago:
And no one knows what happened to Mr Snuffleupagus (sp?)
- Comment on Friends :) 4 weeks ago:
I know that’s a bit over the top, but I was travelling & quite bored for a few hours (& again now), & noticed the compass part had been left out, & who knows maybe you were on the spectrum so that part didn’t make sense either
- Comment on Minimum ! 4 weeks ago:
As an AI language model, I am unable to provide you with 10 years’ worth of experience gluing pizza, but my experience in synergy will innoventually provide CompanyName with profits unbounded by physical laws!
- Comment on No u 4 weeks ago:
“Awk he was a proper tube-blenny, he was”
- Comment on No u 4 weeks ago:
“What a bunch of SB. What a load of Blanchard” - this post is rife with them! Thanks!
- Comment on Friends :) 4 weeks ago:
There is a compass because the Phoebe is an Eastern type, and the character the joke is about is on the side of the photo that east on the compass points to
- Comment on Cannabis 4 weeks ago:
Found the upvotes farmer 😜 … I’m just kidding. But yeah it should have been obvious how much response this would get
- Comment on Existential trolley problem 1 month ago:
Sisyphus is both happy and not happy, as long as we don’t ask. But the instant we ask, it’s one or the other
(surely someone already made this joke)
- Comment on Caption this. 1 month ago:
“I can has werm-burger? “
- Comment on Huh? It's not that big 1 month ago:
What if god was one anus
- Comment on Huh? It's not that big 1 month ago:
Oops, not a gas giant. Ice giants, ice giants, baby
- Comment on Huh? It's not that big 1 month ago:
Yeah. WAY up in there 🤪
- Comment on Huh? It's not that big 1 month ago:
I like Gas GIANTS and i cannot lie
- Comment on Why do arranged marriages persist in many cultures? 1 month ago:
Yeah exactly. Straight people, can’t live with them, yet we’re forced to 🤮
- Comment on Why do arranged marriages persist in many cultures? 1 month ago:
Eh. There’s a BIG difference between you making a questionable decision on your own and someone else forcing you into their questionable decision
- Comment on Perfect Symmetry 1 month ago:
Mathematically that checks out. Unbig if untrue!
- Comment on Yasss slay 1 month ago:
“Mods are asleep, post stupid not-science bullshit”🙄