The_Che_Banana
@The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org
- Comment on Growth 3 days ago:
TIL stalactites are pan…
- Comment on Why is he naked though 3 days ago:
The question should be, ‘why are you not?’
- Comment on WOMEN. 1 week ago:
PFFFFFT to you!
I travel forward in time 1000 mileseconds every second!!!
Plus its only 995€ for my secret!
- Comment on Anyway I started blastin 1 week ago:
…you guys aren’t finishing in 30 seconds?
- Comment on AI Data Centers’ Water Consumption Breaks 264 Billion Gallons in 2025 as Devastating Drought Hits Nearly 63% of U.S. 1 week ago:
But look how I can make a kitty wear a uniform in the white house and post it to Facebook!!!
- Comment on funny how life works 4 weeks ago:
GODDAMMIT
- Comment on funny how life works 4 weeks ago:
First person to turn this into a ‘is this loss’ meme I will travel to where you live, and when you are at work, on your lunch break, I will go over and fart in your immediate surrounding.
- Comment on Caption this. 4 weeks ago:
Nobody expects surprise weasel butt sex
- Comment on Tesla Has 39 Unsupervised Robotaxis Nearly a Year After Launch. At This Rate, They’ll Catch Up to Waymo in 85 Years. 5 weeks ago:
They’re just on fire!
- Comment on [meta] question: who is the person in the sidebar? and why are they there? 1 month ago:
One of the original High Fivin’ White Guys from Almost Live!
A local TV (Seattle) comedy sketch show hosted buy a guy who won the chance to host the show with his stand up routine.
- Comment on Iran Unable to Find Mines It Planted in Strait of Hormuz, U.S. Says 2 months ago:
And how was Korea, Vietnam, Cambodia, Laos, Iraq & Afghanistan left…super clean, right?
- Comment on Ant warhammer 2 months ago:
We don’t talk about Brother Eustace.
- Comment on Trump Goes After Federal Programs He Calls ‘Woke’ in Budget Proposal | The president’s request for 2027 reflects his preoccupation with eliminating programs that support diversity and civil rights. 2 months ago:
warS
- Comment on Trump Says He Will Send ICE Agents to Airports on Monday 2 months ago:
just like Hollywood
- Comment on Trump Says He Will Send ICE Agents to Airports on Monday 2 months ago:
Golly, let’s hope that this time it will be!
- Comment on Knock knock, no one’s there. Study finds scientists’ jokes mostly fall flat 2 months ago:
…i don’t get it
- Comment on meat honey 2 months ago:
- Comment on The Oil Tankers Trump Seized Are Costing the U.S. Millions of Dollars 3 months ago:
can’t legally sell it…fucking clownshow
- Comment on America Cannot Withstand the Economic Shock That’s Coming 3 months ago:
They’ll forgive the lying, the kid fucking, the self enrichment, the treason, etc, but they will not forgive high gas prices!
- Comment on Republicans Toil to Avoid Saying ‘War’ as Iran Conflict Widens 3 months ago:
Classic NY Times
- Comment on Short attention span 3 months ago:
TLDR?
- Comment on Diphalia 3 months ago:
apparently, for me it’s two penis day
Currently rereading steel beach and this little gem popped up 2 pages in tonight
- Comment on Diphalia 3 months ago:
and here I was sitting on my duck corkscrew penis knowledge like I was a well educated soul…
- Comment on Judges Grow Angry Over Trump Administration Violating Their Orders 3 months ago:
STERNLY WRITTEN LETTER INCOMING!!!
- Comment on Weekly “What are you playing” Thread || Week of Feb 22nd 3 months ago:
I have great memories of dune on the Sega… got to the end and stale mated the game because my last living combat unit and the computers could not kill each other…
- Comment on Stop! BANANA TIME! 3 months ago:
…is that what’s in your pocket?
- Comment on Police seize art posters depicting Trump, Putin and Netanyahu in Nazi uniforms from Canberra bar 3 months ago:
ART is ART
disagreeing with what is considered art is fascist
- Comment on ‘I Didn’t Make a Mistake’: Trump Declines to Apologize for Racist Video of Obamas 4 months ago:
A short poem about the President:
Cunt.
- Comment on New study: No-alcohol and low-alcohol beers, and dry pubs, are on the rise 4 months ago:
I will add, however, we have a friend who drinks a lot of beer and he discovered that when he adds a few in between his regular beers he can be just fine (like, out of 12 bottles he has 3 or 4 zeros).
Whatever helps cut it down we’re all for it.
- Comment on New study: No-alcohol and low-alcohol beers, and dry pubs, are on the rise 4 months ago:
Bread flavored soda. I don’t get it either but zero beer is one of my best sellers.
What floored me was Zero Gin…they were offering tastings at the restaurant supply store and I was like: ‘no, please, paint thinner at 10am isn’t my thing’
