The_Che_Banana
@The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org
- Comment on Video Game Consoles Are Dead · Aftermath 1 week ago:
Traded up from Xbox one to the Steamdeck
best move ever
- Comment on Texas enacts age-verification law for app stores 2 weeks ago:
rollingstone.com/…/mike-johnson-son-monitor-porn-…
Because these guys have a fetish for knowing when you’re masturbating.
Really gets them off.
- Comment on This is a shit post. 2 weeks ago:
Not so fun fact, back in the day we used to have to get a full physical, including piss & shit samples to attend the Culinary Institute…so they send you home with a small jar with a ‘spork’ and instructions.
I diligently made my sample, placed the container in a Starbucks togo bag and left it in the closet in the bathroom… which my mother found and thought ‘mmmmm muffins!’ and looked inside.
Not the type of muffins she was looking for…
- Comment on New Image of Elijah Wood in 'The Toxic Avenger' 2 weeks ago:
FUCKYEAH TOXIC AVENGER!!!
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Like, seriously my friend and I at 15/16 went out get a FF job, I went to McDs because the pants were gray, the shirt white with gray stripes…BK (where he worked) was a variation of ass brown colors in small checks shirt with brown corduroy pants…horrible!
- Comment on For the little guys. 3 weeks ago:
They are all different, not cut from the same moth, if you will.
- Comment on Trump Administration Abandons Fight to Ban Powerful Gun Accessory 3 weeks ago:
where the fuck are all the 2A gun nuts then?
oh… they’re the ICE agents
pointless…
- Comment on Chris Parnell still doesn't know why he was fired and rehired at 'SNL' 3 weeks ago:
Yeah, my psyche took an overload of SNL and Montey Python wayyyyyyyy too early.
- Comment on Chris Parnell still doesn't know why he was fired and rehired at 'SNL' 3 weeks ago:
I grew up watching SNL all the way back to Belushi, Radner and 'young Billy Murray ’ and I can say that EVERY SINGLE YEAR people say the same thing: oh, it’s not as good as such and such last year, last cast, etc.
But people still watch it.
For me? It’s like listening to radio back in the day, you had to listen to 10-12 shit songs to hear the hits, but now you only get the hits on the ‘oldies’ without slogging through the garbage.
- Comment on Schumer to Slow Trump Justice Dept. Nominees Over Qatari Jet 4 weeks ago:
The issue I have with the old dog is that he TELLS YOU… the Rs just designate some asshole and everyone throws up their hands …
- Comment on Schumer to Slow Trump Justice Dept. Nominees Over Qatari Jet 4 weeks ago:
That…and a sternly written letter
- Comment on New poster for James Gunn's "Superman" 4 weeks ago:
so much lense flair
- Comment on D.N.C. Takes Step to Void Election of David Hogg and Malcolm Kenyatta as Vice Chairs 4 weeks ago:
The Party of Complicity does not like progressives
- Comment on Fallout TV Show Could Run for Six Seasons Says Aaron Moten 4 weeks ago:
They’ll ride the cash cow until nothing but crisped, blackened burgers are left
- Comment on Anting 5 weeks ago:
Instructions unclear, dick stuck in an ant hill
- Comment on Microsoft Raises the Price of All Xbox Series Consoles, Xbox Games Confirmed to Hit $80 This Holiday - IGN 5 weeks ago:
Same, although I use the SD as a console, lol…
I had the original Xbox all the way through the last series and sold it to get the last 100€. I hadn’t bought a game on the Xbox since No Man’s Sky and just didn’t see anything appealing about it anymore, it was just a steaming box until it was gone (and is at a friend’s, who is using it as a streaming box, lol)
- Comment on Microsoft Raises the Price of All Xbox Series Consoles, Xbox Games Confirmed to Hit $80 This Holiday - IGN 5 weeks ago:
looks at my steam deck
…yeeeeah
- Comment on My mini-review of Mad Max 1-3 1 month ago:
because you’re writing like you’re in kindergarten
- Comment on Feces is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. 1 month ago:
don’t believe him, he’s just talking shit
- Comment on My mini-review of Mad Max 1-3 1 month ago:
Yeah let’s throw a generational divide in there as a way of showing you didn’t read the comment that was an opinion of of an opinion, which makes your opinion 3x off topic.
I’m going to go out and shout at the clouds.
- Comment on My mini-review of Mad Max 1-3 1 month ago:
For me, looking at the trilogy as a whole, it’s great to see the progresión from independent little field, rough & dirty to a big budget, Hollywood film with polish, etc. The road warrior is the only one that matters much like the original Alien movie.
- Comment on My mini-review of Mad Max 1-3 1 month ago:
written like someone who saw those movies after growing up with the Marvel universe…
These movies would be a lot different if they were to be made today, but they were made a lifetime ago, and you don’t get to experience the entire depth of the era and draw conclusions like: it was basic…like… honestly… of course it is basic, because that WAS THE BASE and everyone has been building post- apocalyptic movies BASED off this world.
- Comment on Marathon | Gameplay Overview Trailer [YouTube, 5:03 min] 1 month ago:
Looks pretty but probably the same old formula, and I’m sure micro transactions and a 90$ price tag (with the push being cheaper than GTA 6).
- Comment on Nintendo is Bringing Us Kicking and Screaming Into the $80 Game Era with the Switch 2 2 months ago:
lol not for me, thnx
- Comment on Papers strewn on Newcastle street feared to be sensitive army documents 2 months ago:
They should start communicating via signal 👊🇺🇸💥
- Comment on White House Invites a New Guest to Its Easter Event: Corporate Sponsors 2 months ago:
- Comment on What TV series have the best intros? What TV series have the worst intros? 2 months ago:
MASH
yes I’m old
- Comment on What TV series have the best intros? What TV series have the worst intros? 2 months ago:
Sealab intro was amazing
- Comment on adhesive tape to the buttocks 2 months ago:
- Comment on Elon Musk says X hit by 'massive cyber attack' as users unable to log in 2 months ago:
somehow I doubt this was a cyber attack and his teams ineptitude is just using them as scapegoats
