The_Che_Banana
@The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org
- Comment on Girl, you're gorgeous. 4 days ago:
Draw me like one of your French waterbears
- Comment on Looks civilised to me. 4 days ago:
'Lookit me, I’m a gecko hur dur dur ’
- Comment on Tick tock 1 week ago:
That’s because Time is Relative.
- Comment on Trump Put His Own Interests Above All in the Iran Deal 2 weeks ago:
Nooooooo… Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaáaaaaaaaaaaaaaááaaaaaaaáaaaaaaa…
- Comment on Growth 3 weeks ago:
TIL stalactites are pan…
- Comment on Why is he naked though 3 weeks ago:
The question should be, ‘why are you not?’
- Comment on WOMEN. 3 weeks ago:
PFFFFFT to you!
I travel forward in time 1000 mileseconds every second!!!
Plus its only 995€ for my secret!
- Comment on Anyway I started blastin 3 weeks ago:
…you guys aren’t finishing in 30 seconds?
- Comment on AI Data Centers’ Water Consumption Breaks 264 Billion Gallons in 2025 as Devastating Drought Hits Nearly 63% of U.S. 4 weeks ago:
But look how I can make a kitty wear a uniform in the white house and post it to Facebook!!!
- Comment on funny how life works 1 month ago:
GODDAMMIT
- Comment on funny how life works 1 month ago:
First person to turn this into a ‘is this loss’ meme I will travel to where you live, and when you are at work, on your lunch break, I will go over and fart in your immediate surrounding.
- Comment on Caption this. 1 month ago:
Nobody expects surprise weasel butt sex
- Comment on Tesla Has 39 Unsupervised Robotaxis Nearly a Year After Launch. At This Rate, They’ll Catch Up to Waymo in 85 Years. 1 month ago:
They’re just on fire!
- Comment on [meta] question: who is the person in the sidebar? and why are they there? 2 months ago:
One of the original High Fivin’ White Guys from Almost Live!
A local TV (Seattle) comedy sketch show hosted buy a guy who won the chance to host the show with his stand up routine.
- Comment on Iran Unable to Find Mines It Planted in Strait of Hormuz, U.S. Says 2 months ago:
And how was Korea, Vietnam, Cambodia, Laos, Iraq & Afghanistan left…super clean, right?
- Comment on Ant warhammer 2 months ago:
We don’t talk about Brother Eustace.
- Comment on Trump Goes After Federal Programs He Calls ‘Woke’ in Budget Proposal | The president’s request for 2027 reflects his preoccupation with eliminating programs that support diversity and civil rights. 2 months ago:
warS
- Comment on Trump Says He Will Send ICE Agents to Airports on Monday 3 months ago:
just like Hollywood
- Comment on Trump Says He Will Send ICE Agents to Airports on Monday 3 months ago:
Golly, let’s hope that this time it will be!
- Comment on Knock knock, no one’s there. Study finds scientists’ jokes mostly fall flat 3 months ago:
…i don’t get it
- Comment on meat honey 3 months ago:
- Comment on The Oil Tankers Trump Seized Are Costing the U.S. Millions of Dollars 3 months ago:
can’t legally sell it…fucking clownshow
- Comment on America Cannot Withstand the Economic Shock That’s Coming 3 months ago:
They’ll forgive the lying, the kid fucking, the self enrichment, the treason, etc, but they will not forgive high gas prices!
- Comment on Republicans Toil to Avoid Saying ‘War’ as Iran Conflict Widens 4 months ago:
Classic NY Times
- Comment on Short attention span 4 months ago:
TLDR?
- Comment on Diphalia 4 months ago:
apparently, for me it’s two penis day
Currently rereading steel beach and this little gem popped up 2 pages in tonight
- Comment on Diphalia 4 months ago:
and here I was sitting on my duck corkscrew penis knowledge like I was a well educated soul…
- Comment on Judges Grow Angry Over Trump Administration Violating Their Orders 4 months ago:
STERNLY WRITTEN LETTER INCOMING!!!
- Comment on Weekly “What are you playing” Thread || Week of Feb 22nd 4 months ago:
I have great memories of dune on the Sega… got to the end and stale mated the game because my last living combat unit and the computers could not kill each other…
- Comment on Stop! BANANA TIME! 4 months ago:
…is that what’s in your pocket?
