The_Che_Banana
@The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org
- Comment on More UK smokers are buying tobacco from illicit sources 3 days ago:
The Spanish Parliament are looking at banning smoking on the (street) terraces… While that worked like a CHARM during covid… Not that anyone didn’t stand up, take one step away from the table and light up, and then- because there were no ashtrays they flick the butts on the ground (but don’t worry, the government will put up signs to day ‘don’t!’…problem solved!)
- Comment on McConnell Extends Senate Leave, Will Miss State Picnic 3 days ago:
Another sharp point for the controlled opposition to fuck up.
If this were reversed there would be riots outside the hospital, the governor would call a special election anyway and the news would be wetting themselves reporting on it.
But, compliance and complicity win again.
- Comment on World’s Biggest Crypto Exchange Has Made It Harder to Fight Crime, Police Say 3 days ago:
Translation: it has upset our masters who are no longer in complete control of world finances
- Comment on 4 days ago:
What’s the big deal? He did comply, it was the border agents that asked for the phone and password, and was granted both.
- Comment on Does it matter who it's about? Just sub in any rich asshole who is incapable of joy and wonder. 5 days ago:
I grew up in the PNW, left when I was 18, back again with family for a few years to experience the lovely recessions and got out again for the final time almost a decade ago.
During my time there one part of my work was as a ‘forager’ for my company connecting our chefs with local farmers and artisans.
30 years ago when I worked at the Ritz Carlton as a line cook, we could get produce from The Chefs Garden (farmer Lee in Ohio) and that was the last time I smelled heirloom tomatoes as good as those grown in my grandmother’s garden.
I’ve been in the kitchen for almost 40 years in and outside the US and all of this experience summed up just to tell you: your tomatoes suck.
- Comment on Does it matter who it's about? Just sub in any rich asshole who is incapable of joy and wonder. 6 days ago:
Where i live theres a contest every year forma the best tomato (bulls heart) and i usually get one or two from a neighbor. Anyone with a small amount of land or a nice sized terrace grows tomatoes. I’m assuming this is a US problem where the tomatoes taste like cardboard.
- Comment on Trump Brings Full Weight of Government to Bolster False Election Claims 1 week ago:
And corporate media will keep it in the news loop blasting on full
- Comment on SpaceX stock drops to a new low and loses $1 trillion in value in a month 2 weeks ago:
Biggest pump and dump scheme yet… Now come the gov bailout to keep the company afloat while dismantling NASA further
- Comment on School pupils to be taught strangling during sex is illegal in new lessons 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Streamer claims Microsoft “deleted” his account because it was hacked 2 weeks ago:
If its not backed up in 3 different places its not backed up
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Sneaked?
- Comment on Senator Lindsey Graham, Republican of South Carolina and Staunch Trump Ally, Dies at 71 2 weeks ago:
‘Staunch’ is doing a lot of heavy lifting.
Lady Lindsay was violently opposed to Trump until someone reminded him of his closets contents.
- Comment on Girl, you're gorgeous. 3 weeks ago:
Draw me like one of your French waterbears
- Comment on Looks civilised to me. 3 weeks ago:
'Lookit me, I’m a gecko hur dur dur ’
- Comment on Tick tock 4 weeks ago:
That’s because Time is Relative.
- Comment on Trump Put His Own Interests Above All in the Iran Deal 5 weeks ago:
Nooooooo… Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaáaaaaaaaaaaaaaááaaaaaaaáaaaaaaa…
- Comment on Growth 1 month ago:
TIL stalactites are pan…
- Comment on Why is he naked though 1 month ago:
The question should be, ‘why are you not?’
- Comment on WOMEN. 1 month ago:
PFFFFFT to you!
I travel forward in time 1000 mileseconds every second!!!
Plus its only 995€ for my secret!
- Comment on Anyway I started blastin 1 month ago:
…you guys aren’t finishing in 30 seconds?
- Comment on AI Data Centers’ Water Consumption Breaks 264 Billion Gallons in 2025 as Devastating Drought Hits Nearly 63% of U.S. 1 month ago:
But look how I can make a kitty wear a uniform in the white house and post it to Facebook!!!
- Comment on funny how life works 2 months ago:
GODDAMMIT
- Comment on funny how life works 2 months ago:
First person to turn this into a ‘is this loss’ meme I will travel to where you live, and when you are at work, on your lunch break, I will go over and fart in your immediate surrounding.
- Comment on Caption this. 2 months ago:
Nobody expects surprise weasel butt sex
- Comment on Tesla Has 39 Unsupervised Robotaxis Nearly a Year After Launch. At This Rate, They’ll Catch Up to Waymo in 85 Years. 2 months ago:
They’re just on fire!
- Comment on [meta] question: who is the person in the sidebar? and why are they there? 3 months ago:
One of the original High Fivin’ White Guys from Almost Live!
A local TV (Seattle) comedy sketch show hosted buy a guy who won the chance to host the show with his stand up routine.
- Comment on Iran Unable to Find Mines It Planted in Strait of Hormuz, U.S. Says 3 months ago:
And how was Korea, Vietnam, Cambodia, Laos, Iraq & Afghanistan left…super clean, right?
- Comment on Ant warhammer 3 months ago:
We don’t talk about Brother Eustace.
- Comment on Trump Goes After Federal Programs He Calls ‘Woke’ in Budget Proposal | The president’s request for 2027 reflects his preoccupation with eliminating programs that support diversity and civil rights. 3 months ago:
warS
- Comment on Trump Says He Will Send ICE Agents to Airports on Monday 4 months ago:
just like Hollywood