MutilationWave
@MutilationWave@lemmy.world
- Comment on Contributing to the local economy 13 hours ago:
I used to run a pizza place. Bad snow was some of the worst. Half the staff would call off and we’d have double the orders. We were in a mostly flat city on a grid, so we would cut delivery down to just the grid. People would be furious to be denied delivery pizza. “I just drove up the hill an hour ago! It’s fine!” Yeah in your truck. My delivery driver is in a beat up twenty year old four cylinder.
One day I tried to take our car to work and immediately put it in a ditch. I called my boss while I walked to work. I said we can’t do delivery today this is too extreme. He said oh just do the grid like usual. The only driver who showed up that morning wrecked his car on his third delivery. We always told them, take the topper off your car and hide it in your trunk. If insurance finds out you were doing commercial business they will not pay.
- Comment on Based Red Dead 17 hours ago:
The wild west was largely a myth sold to people who stopped in remote towns and the people there put on a wild west show. So whatever you think of the game, it’s based on a myth.
- Comment on Vibes based cooking 6 days ago:
Didn’t know what an ESB was, sorry. I saw wheat and thought gross.
- Comment on Vibes based cooking 6 days ago:
The Belgian tripel- I’m an alcoholic with good taste and I don’t care who knows.
- Comment on Vibes based cooking 1 week ago:
Because sweet beers are fucking disgusting? Really though you like what you like. I live in a tiny state population-wise in the US. I can drive five minutes to several shops that have 30 different sweet wheat options.
- Comment on Vibes based cooking 1 week ago:
You better get the hell out of my house immediately and never come back.
- Comment on Vibes based cooking 1 week ago:
My wife says that everything I cook smells the same. Yeah baby I know what I like.
- Comment on Vibes based cooking 1 week ago:
Might even be famous for it.
- Comment on Vibes based cooking 1 week ago:
We’ve moved on to sours or IPA/sour combos. I drink them because they are delicious to my palate. Always drank my coffee black even as a kid. I like bitter.
Honestly I fucking hate the term hipster. I’m not hip, I’m a laborer in my 40s. It’s just another way for people to divide each other.
- Comment on Career tip #345 1 week ago:
flawlessly eating pomegranitites also good at suckin titties
- Comment on Career tip #345 1 week ago:
For real though get a Carhartt. They make high quality shit for workers. I got a new one for Christmas and I can’t imagine a head too big to fit, I gotta roll it up.
- Comment on Par for the course 1 week ago:
It’s ok. It’s going to suck. Real men and women could provide for you. Not that you’re not a real woman/man, but in context.
- Comment on POV: It's January 19th 1 week ago:
- Comment on POV: It's January 19th 1 week ago:
Hell is a word used sometimes in American English, usually southern, as an intensifier. In casual conversation where I’m from, if someone starts their sentence with “Hell,” they’re usually going to say something most people already are aware of, but put it into practical terms.
- Comment on POV: It's January 19th 1 week ago:
Oh yeah this planet ain’t even a pixel in the universe. Universe gonna be fine. Hell even earth will be fine once we’ve caused the extinction of all life, including us.
- Comment on Not pictured is green skittles. The lime citrus flavor nor that awful green apple one. There is a reason skittles switched back. 1 week ago:
Yeah I’m pretty sure both regular and sour are switched back to lime.
- Comment on POV: It's January 19th 1 week ago:
Don’t be a fucking dick. Are you a child in age or just emotionally?
- Comment on POV: It's January 19th 1 week ago:
Wow. What prompted such condescension from my reply?
- Comment on POV: It's January 19th 1 week ago:
You made my laugh for the first time today. But you might not be far off the mark. It seems pertinent to repeat the old Chinese curse - “May you live in interesting times”. Shit’s become far too interesting for my taste.
- Comment on Not pictured is green skittles. The lime citrus flavor nor that awful green apple one. There is a reason skittles switched back. 1 week ago:
So what’s your favorite? Regular or sour? I can eat sour Skittles until I burn my mouth.
- Comment on Not pictured is green skittles. The lime citrus flavor nor that awful green apple one. There is a reason skittles switched back. 1 week ago:
I absolutely love sour apple candy and even I will admit that Skittles are way better with lime instead.
- Comment on It's absolutely true. 1 week ago:
He looks like a shitty fucking Roman Emperor. Which is by design, minus the shitty fucking part.
- Comment on Who can relate? 1 week ago:
You’ve got a lot to learn my son.
- Comment on Who can relate? 1 week ago:
Not the whole baby.
- Comment on I met someone who had this tattooed 1 week ago:
You forgot the part where she says “by n***s”
- Comment on Learning a new language is easy! 1 week ago:
That’s very interesting that sick/sjuk have the same slang meaning, thanks.
- Comment on Caption this. 1 week ago:
May be cleaner to burn but we’re getting it by fracking which is terrible.
- Comment on Can't throw me off the scent 1 week ago:
I was rereading this thread today because I’m a cable dork and I thought you might like this bit I forgot to tell last night.
So on that job where I underestimated the fiber, after I made the shitty call to my boss to tell him how bad I fucked up, I cut it around the mid point to make it easier to rip out. I swear to god not even 15 minutes later my boss calls back and says hey whatever you do don’t cut it! Pull it all out and wrap it up we’ll use it for another job. I’m like, sure thing boss. Luckily he either forgot about it or more likely gave me a break.
- Comment on Can't throw me off the scent 1 week ago:
So are you a dragon/wyvern? I saw an infographic earlier. You might be a raccoon/crow.
- Comment on Can't throw me off the scent 1 week ago:
So you think the people who do this shit do it for fun? If they had ubi they’d still be crawling under cars to cut cats?