One for every Republican in congress, for all those in the judiciary, and one for the President himself.
Who would you send this to?
Submitted 1 year ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
because they’d laugh and then just re-gift it to their wives.
JD Vance doesn’t need a gadget to give his wife the finger.
supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
I mean, yes he does, there is no way I would trust JD to get me off without a nice premium vibrator if I was woman.
Even if JD could find your clit with his fingers, he would just treat it like all the women in his life, and caress it emptily and mechanically as if he was patting his favorite sports car on the hood all the while sighing to himself about the objects in his life taking up all his money and time.
Akasazh@feddit.nl 1 year ago
The president of the United States of America
JackLSauce@lemmy.world 1 year ago
To whom would you send it*
Oh look, I got mail
ickplant@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Perfect answer, lol
Ziglin@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Mostly friends
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Myself 20 years ago
MutilationWave@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Add a glitter stink bomb and I’ll buy.
ickplant@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That would be amazing. Quite a few recipients J can think of.
ramenshaman@lemmy.world 1 year ago
My landlord
ickplant@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I would also like to send it to your landlord. For confirmation.
expatriado@lemmy.world 1 year ago
can i buy by the dozen?
revdrnegative@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I gave one of these to my wife for our joke x-mas eve gifts… she loved it!!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I showed it to my wife before you asked me. She got the giggles too.
Mnem667@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Please tell me that STL is available somewhere.
lemmyman@lemmy.world 1 year ago
This looks like the one, except no text
UncleStewart@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Yes. Yes it is…