One for every Republican in congress, for all those in the judiciary, and one for the President himself.
Who would you send this to?
Submitted 1 month ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
because they’d laugh and then just re-gift it to their wives.
JD Vance doesn’t need a gadget to give his wife the finger.
supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
I mean, yes he does, there is no way I would trust JD to get me off without a nice premium vibrator if I was woman.
Even if JD could find your clit with his fingers, he would just treat it like all the women in his life, and caress it emptily and mechanically as if he was patting his favorite sports car on the hood all the while sighing to himself about the objects in his life taking up all his money and time.
Akasazh@feddit.nl 1 month ago
The president of the United States of America
JackLSauce@lemmy.world 1 month ago
To whom would you send it*
Oh look, I got mail
ickplant@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Perfect answer, lol
Ziglin@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Mostly friends
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Myself 20 years ago
MutilationWave@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Add a glitter stink bomb and I’ll buy.
ickplant@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That would be amazing. Quite a few recipients J can think of.
ramenshaman@lemmy.world 1 month ago
My landlord
ickplant@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I would also like to send it to your landlord. For confirmation.
expatriado@lemmy.world 1 month ago
can i buy by the dozen?
revdrnegative@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I gave one of these to my wife for our joke x-mas eve gifts… she loved it!!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I showed it to my wife before you asked me. She got the giggles too.
Mnem667@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Please tell me that STL is available somewhere.
lemmyman@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This looks like the one, except no text
UncleStewart@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Yes. Yes it is…