One for every Republican in congress, for all those in the judiciary, and one for the President himself.
Who would you send this to?
Submitted 1 week ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 week ago
OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 1 week ago
because they’d laugh and then just re-gift it to their wives.
JD Vance doesn’t need a gadget to give his wife the finger.
supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 1 week ago
I mean, yes he does, there is no way I would trust JD to get me off without a nice premium vibrator if I was woman.
Even if JD could find your clit with his fingers, he would just treat it like all the women in his life, and caress it emptily and mechanically as if he was patting his favorite sports car on the hood all the while sighing to himself about the objects in his life taking up all his money and time.
Akasazh@feddit.nl 1 week ago
The president of the United States of America
JackLSauce@lemmy.world 1 week ago
To whom would you send it*
Oh look, I got mail
ickplant@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Perfect answer, lol
Ziglin@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Mostly friends
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Myself 20 years ago
MutilationWave@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Add a glitter stink bomb and I’ll buy.
ickplant@lemmy.world 1 week ago
That would be amazing. Quite a few recipients J can think of.
ramenshaman@lemmy.world 1 week ago
My landlord
ickplant@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I would also like to send it to your landlord. For confirmation.
expatriado@lemmy.world 1 week ago
can i buy by the dozen?
revdrnegative@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I gave one of these to my wife for our joke x-mas eve gifts… she loved it!!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I showed it to my wife before you asked me. She got the giggles too.
Mnem667@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
Please tell me that STL is available somewhere.
lemmyman@lemmy.world 1 week ago
This looks like the one, except no text
UncleStewart@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
Yes. Yes it is…