One for every Republican in congress, for all those in the judiciary, and one for the President himself.
Who would you send this to?
Submitted 10 months ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
because they’d laugh and then just re-gift it to their wives.
JD Vance doesn’t need a gadget to give his wife the finger.
supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
I mean, yes he does, there is no way I would trust JD to get me off without a nice premium vibrator if I was woman.
Even if JD could find your clit with his fingers, he would just treat it like all the women in his life, and caress it emptily and mechanically as if he was patting his favorite sports car on the hood all the while sighing to himself about the objects in his life taking up all his money and time.
Akasazh@feddit.nl 10 months ago
The president of the United States of America
JackLSauce@lemmy.world 10 months ago
To whom would you send it*
Oh look, I got mail
ickplant@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Perfect answer, lol
Ziglin@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Mostly friends
eran_morad@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Musk
ickplant@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Same, friend, same.
Agent641@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Myself 20 years ago
MutilationWave@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Add a glitter stink bomb and I’ll buy.
ickplant@lemmy.world 10 months ago
That would be amazing. Quite a few recipients J can think of.
ramenshaman@lemmy.world 10 months ago
My landlord
ickplant@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I would also like to send it to your landlord. For confirmation.
expatriado@lemmy.world 10 months ago
can i buy by the dozen?
revdrnegative@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I gave one of these to my wife for our joke x-mas eve gifts… she loved it!!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I showed it to my wife before you asked me. She got the giggles too.
Mnem667@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Please tell me that STL is available somewhere.
lemmyman@lemmy.world 10 months ago
This looks like the one, except no text
UncleStewart@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Yes. Yes it is…