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Who would you send this to?

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ickplant@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Mnem667@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Please tell me that STL is available somewhere.

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    • lemmyman@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This looks like the one, except no text

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    • UncleStewart@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yes. Yes it is…

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  • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    One for every Republican in congress, for all those in the judiciary, and one for the President himself.

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    • OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      because they’d laugh and then just re-gift it to their wives.

      JD Vance doesn’t need a gadget to give his wife the finger.

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      • supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I mean, yes he does, there is no way I would trust JD to get me off without a nice premium vibrator if I was woman.

        Even if JD could find your clit with his fingers, he would just treat it like all the women in his life, and caress it emptily and mechanically as if he was patting his favorite sports car on the hood all the while sighing to himself about the objects in his life taking up all his money and time.

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  • Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The president of the United States of America

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  • JackLSauce@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    To whom would you send it*

    Oh look, I got mail

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    • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Perfect answer, lol

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  • Ziglin@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Mostly friends

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  • eran_morad@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Musk

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    • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Same, friend, same.

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Myself 20 years ago

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  • MutilationWave@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Add a glitter stink bomb and I’ll buy.

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    • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That would be amazing. Quite a few recipients J can think of.

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  • ramenshaman@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My landlord

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    • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I would also like to send it to your landlord. For confirmation.

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  • expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    can i buy by the dozen?

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  • revdrnegative@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I gave one of these to my wife for our joke x-mas eve gifts… she loved it!!

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I showed it to my wife before you asked me. She got the giggles too.

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