dwemthy
@dwemthy@lemdro.id
- Comment on Like a boss 2 days ago:
- Comment on Borderlands 4 - Official First Look | The Game Awards 2024 1 week ago:
And it’s only the first one! Implying more will be forthcoming! Imagine, future looks!
- Comment on Let's discuss: UFO 50 3 weeks ago:
Been taking it slow, a game a week along with the eggplant.show podcast. Up to Devilition. Very interesting take on old school games with tech limitations with a more modern sense is design. Clearly lots of inspiration from classics
- Comment on I don't think so!! 3 weeks ago:
Fewer
- Comment on Random Screenshots of my Games #46 - Deep Rock Galactic 1 month ago:
It’s a wonderful game with one fatal flaw: it’s too late to kick someone when they call me cringe for saving Doretta’s head
- Comment on Nostalgia and remake culture 1 month ago:
- Comment on Thanks Jupiter, You're a real one! 2 months ago:
It even domesticates some of the big ones
- Comment on PC Gamer: The top 100 PC games 2 months ago:
The pace drove me a bit mad. So much stuff front loaded with all kinds of things in play, then you reach a point where they want you to wait X in game days for a crucial item so it grinds to a halt
- Comment on fuckin whales 2 months ago:
Why a basking shark instead of a whale shark though?
- Comment on Why do phone apps update all the time but nothing seems to change? 2 months ago:
Having a regular schedule of updates helps get individual big fixes or features out faster. You may not notice a difference because you may not experience the bugs that are being fixed. There may be slight changes to features that you don’t use enough to notice. There could even be features that are disabled until they’re remotely enabled. Mobile apps often run A/B tests for changes to see how those changes affect user behavior, so you might be in the “no change” test cohort when you don’t see changes, those changes may never activate on your installation if the test doesn’t pan out.
I recently convinced my team to adopt this practice so I’ve been brushing up on it. When done right it can mean a more stable app and quicker response to issues since it relies heavily on monitoring app performance, bug reports, and user reviews. Communication to users is hard since you don’t want to have every update be “fixed bugs” but it’s also unnecessary to say “fixed an issue where a batch upload job didn’t handle individual errors by retrying” for each change that may not actually impact you as a user but which impacts the business that builds the app.
- Comment on walking along the beach... two pairs of footprints 2 months ago:
Thank you! That’s what I was going for
- Comment on walking along the beach... two pairs of footprints 2 months ago:
It’s a play on the classic riddle:
You’re walking on the beach with your good friend Jesus, huffing paint and dissociating. At one point you forget what you were doing and look over at Jesus, then back behind you at the sand. Behind you there’s only one set of footprints. You ask Jesus why he left you and he looks directly at the you who is reading this, not the you who is in the story, and asks "Why do you think there’s only one set of footprints?"Answer
You were both hopping on one foot
- Comment on reDUcTIon iS gAIn 2 months ago:
Oilrig
- Comment on Magic touch 2 months ago:
Millimeters?
- Comment on Hammerheads sharkz 2 months ago:
Nurse sharks are friendly? The things I remember about them from my childhood book on sharks are: they sleep in big piles on the ocean floor, their eggs are like weird sacks, and they latch on after biting and will not let go
- Comment on How to open a door 2 months ago:
But how do you make the eggs reassemble themselves?
- Comment on is this true? 2 months ago:
Waluigi and Wario. I like to eat motorcycles in bed I guess
- Comment on We used to be able to just take a duck and now, in this political climate, it's a problem?! SMH 3 months ago:
The ducks in the park are indeed free: no rent, no job, all the underwater bugs they can eat, predators lurking at every turn, and a genital arms race
- Comment on Gaming's "Toxic Positivity" Problem 3 months ago:
What’s with all the antisemitic dog whistles on screen whenever he’s talking about people fawning over shitty games?
- Comment on Seriously, what the f*** is keeping Donald Trump in this presidential race? 3 months ago:
Like the real Jesus would run as a Democrat. At least with the Devil you know where you stand! /s
- Comment on Anon uses a phone book 3 months ago:
Yep, premium flip phones had optional wet ass pussies in the early 00’s
- Comment on RIP 3 months ago:
Player character deaths in my games so far:
- Beheaded at the bottom of the ocean (he got better)
- Crashed into by a banshee powered aircraft
- Touched a god killing weapon which is too full of sadness for mortals to handle
Does converted to an NPC upon leaving the campaign for scheduling reasons count as death by scheduling reasons? The character lives on
- Comment on Ok so coffee is made from coffee beans. And beans are *also* made from beans. Why is nobody making, like, black bean coffee? 3 months ago:
But with all the solids strained out
- Comment on Anon casts a healing spell 3 months ago:
Everyone’s correctly pointing out how healing doesn’t with that way, how about changing someone’s body against their will being totally evil and not good?
- Comment on Which one is selected? The "Yes" option or the "No" option? 3 months ago:
“yes” is selected, it looks pressed in
- Comment on Edison 4 months ago:
And I never noticed…
His electric junk - Comment on gotdamn 5 months ago:
Water is wet when touching water
- Comment on Sharing is caring 5 months ago:
I love the part where there’s a virus that some wasps carry and inject with the eggs that suppresses the host’s immune response
- Comment on I am Iron Man ha ha ha ha ha 5 months ago:
I killed an isopod, and I’m not so proud about it!
- Comment on DF Retro Marathon - The Final Fantasy 13 Trilogy - Every Game, Every Port Tested 5 months ago:
FF13 is retro?
