Twitter formatting sucks ass.
Reading order:
4 2 1 3
gotdamn
Submitted 5 months ago by downpunxx@fedia.io to [deleted]
https://fedia.io/media/28/a7/28a77384c86b410465f2f411bbe2275d161f0d4527e6eef7133fd8fa558c1a19.jpg
Comments
Zozano@lemy.lol 5 months ago
Tier1BuildABear@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Or is it 3 2 4 1
at_an_angle@lemmy.one 5 months ago
The formatting on Twitter is what kept me from using it.
abbadon420@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Apparently, water also burns
Senseless@feddit.org 5 months ago
As someone that has experience pouring boiling hot pasta water over my feet I can confirm that it indeed burns.
asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 5 months ago
What order of events was this conversation?? I never could get into tumblr/Twitter reply format I’m so confused. Who shot first
shinratdr@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
The timestamps should be a big clue. 3d, 1d, 9h, and the tweet at the top has no timestamp but from context it should be obvious that came last.
barsquid@lemmy.world 5 months ago
This is useful but to be candid I’m not looking at memes for intellectual stimulation so it’s more effort than I’d like.
Blackmist@feddit.uk 5 months ago
I’m just glad I’m not the only one who wants to read from top to bottom like a fucking normal person.
I just want to roll the whole internet back by about 20 years.
dan@upvote.au 5 months ago
The tweet at the top has the rest of them attached as a screenshot which does make it a bit confusing.
JackbyDev@programming.dev 5 months ago
The red numbers show it chronologically. Twitter has replies and quote retweets. This began with the purple quote retweet. To which Lake Superior responded. Then in green I think this is a quote retweet (or more likely a screenshot) of the exchange. (I don’t think you can quote multiple posts so I think it’s a screenshot.)
jaybone@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Sometimes it goes backwards. Next they are going to post everything sideways and the dates will be encoded in a base 12 abacus representation of the Vietnamese calendar.
spujb@lemmy.cafe 5 months ago
it’s 3241 but you made me realized how chronically online i am for knowing this intuitively without needing to be told or think about it
so, thanks 😅
Resonosity@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I think it goes:
Quoted tweet > Tom > Lake Superior reply > OP
MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
Water touches water and therefore makes it wet
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I maintain that debating fetal personhood is a huge mistake because it goes down a philosophical road where you can’t clearly define things like when someone feels pain.
There is a much simpler reason to make abortion legal- for the same reason it is not legal to harvest a corpse’s organs without the person’s consent before they die or the reason you can’t be forced to donate a kidney. Being forced to use your organs for someone else’s benefit against your will is illegal in every other situation. Even if it means a human will die without them. That doesn’t matter if it is something that will eventually develop into someone with full human rights or if it has them already. It’s just not relevant. It’s about the rights of the person whose body will be used.
magnolia_mayhem@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Most of these people would be okay with harvesting a dead person’s organs so long as they aren’t theirs.
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I’d show the fundies a plucked chicken and assert its personhood but I don’t think they’d get the joke.
BaldManGoomba@lemmy.world 5 months ago
It is mainly a religious argument from people who think I knew you in the womb means something but discard all the other verses in the Bible
cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 5 months ago
Thanks. I havent heard that argument yet.
Bgugi@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Tbf, I think organ donation should be opt-out, and you should be ineligible to receive any organ or tissue (including blood).
Lumisal@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I don’t think water touches water because it’s all water.
Otherwise you touching a person would make you two people, because the skin is touching skin.
blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Water is H2O. It absolutely touches other H20.
Even then water is only wet sometimes. Extremely cold ice isn’t wet for example. It’s quite dry until you reduce its heat enough for it to become wet again.
Most of water on earth is wet. It’s not a default property though.
Johanno@feddit.org 5 months ago
Which opens the debate: when becomes an embryo a person?
Difficult question. And research on that topic would be immoral at least.
Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 5 months ago
It’s actually a pretty simple question, and has a simple, straightforward answer. The fetus does not become alive until its survival needs can be feasibly met by someone or something other than the mother. Until it is biologically capable of surviving the death of the mother, it is alive only as a part of the mother’s body.
An infant does require considerable support. It will die if neglected. But, the support an infant requires can be provided by any caregiver. Dad, grandma, or an older sibling can feed an infant. Doctors can provide it with IV nutrition.
Nobody but mom can “feed” an immature fetus.
MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
Either way, the fetus of a woman who wants an abortion is up her vagina without consent and is therefore a rapist. Deadly force is permissible in the act of removing a rapist from their victim.
finley@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Wetness it as a property liquid can only give to another thing, not to itself. When water touches water, you simply have more water.
LodeMike@lemmy.today 5 months ago
What happened to Edmund Fitzgerald?
Feathercrown@lemmy.world 5 months ago
The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down Of the big lake they call Gitchigumee The lake it is said never gives up her dead When the gales of November turn gloomy
YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub 5 months ago
It got wrecked. Because of that fact, many people are calling for the Great Lakes to be nuked.
DeathbringerThoctar@lemmy.world 5 months ago
LodeMike@lemmy.today 5 months ago
That’s the kind of shit Donald Trump would say.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 months ago
JJROKCZ@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Wrecked, 29 died, Lake Superior never gives up her dead
nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
Snowpix@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
uberfreeza@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Look, I don’t agree with the rest of the statement either, but tell me, what is the water touching? Oh, more water? Water is wet.
EleventhHour@lemmy.world 5 months ago
When water touches water you get more water, not wet water
BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 5 months ago
thats because water is already wet 😂
DeathbringerThoctar@lemmy.world 5 months ago
CTDummy@lemm.ee 5 months ago
It threw me at first too. Helps to think of it as wetness being an interaction between a liquid and solid. Water makes things wet, it’s isn’t itself wet.
tyler@programming.dev 5 months ago
wet containing moisture or volatile components
Water is wet. The fact that this is an argument is ridiculous.
Kaboom@reddthat.com 5 months ago
Tru fax
db2@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Imagine getting murdered by one of the great lakes and it doesn’t involve drowning. 💀
dditty@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Many people actually die of Cold Shock/hypothermia before drowning!
thefrankring@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I wish Lake Superior would empregnate me.
clot27@lemm.ee 5 months ago
lake junior
sparkle@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Why would you wish that
thefrankring@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Cuz I’m so wet.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 5 months ago
Well played. Now let’s have the fundy tell us how water covered the earth and drowned everybody but then the world was repopulated. Wait… is there some incest required for that to be true? OH NO!
MrShankles@reddthat.com 5 months ago
A little incest, a little beastiality; but who’s counting? I guess not the ones who believe that… because, ya know… they can’t count.
BOOM! WHAT A BURN! FUCKING NAILED IT WITH THAT SCORCHER!
KevonLooney@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Noah is a Babylonian “deluge myth”. Judaism didn’t even exist until 1,000 years later:
It tells of how Enki, speaking through a reed wall,[v] warns the hero Atra-Hasis (‘extremely wise’) of Enlil’s plan to destroy mankind by flood, telling the hero to dismantle his house (perhaps to provide a construction site) and build a boat to escape
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atra-Hasis
The worship of Yahweh alone began at the earliest with prophet Elijah in the 9th century BCE
This means that originally the flood was caused by one god and mankind was saved by another. That’s a better explanation than “God was angry but bipolar, so he saved one family and killed everyone else.”
xenoclast@lemmy.world 5 months ago
He’s into that too. Don’t you worry
01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 5 months ago
Yeah… Neosporin is WAY too weak for this burn. Holy crap hahahahaha
Sorgan71@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Water is wet because people think water is wet.
magnolia_mayhem@lemmy.world 5 months ago
He can’t even get the order right. The phrase is [thing] and also water is wet.
son_named_bort@lemmy.world 5 months ago
The gales of November came early this year.
hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Something something fitton these nuts on you face
Persen@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Well, both were wrong about one thing.
birbalkumar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
Why don’t you explore alternative financial options? If you’re in need of quick funds, consider payday loans credit score 400 guaranteed and no telecheck. These loans can provide immediate financial relief without the hassle of traditional credit checks, making them accessible for many in urgent situations.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 5 months ago
Since the latter doesn’t follow from the former, refuting the first point doesn’t automatically refute the second. Nice try, Lake Superior, but you might want to brush up on formal logic.
Shirasho@lemmings.world 5 months ago
You know what else kills a human? Forcing them to give birth even if they are not healthy enough to do so.
If you are going to make talking points at least be cohesive.