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  • Shirasho@lemmings.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You know what else kills a human? Forcing them to give birth even if they are not healthy enough to do so.

    If you are going to make talking points at least be cohesive.

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  • Zozano@lemy.lol ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Twitter formatting sucks ass.

    Reading order:

    4 2 1 3

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    • Hadriscus@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What ? No, it’s 3 2 4 1

      If you’re talking chronological that is

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      • Zozano@lemy.lol ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        What?

        The posts have times on them.

        3

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      • LPodyssey07@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I don’t understand

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    • Tier1BuildABear@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Or is it 3 2 4 1

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    • at_an_angle@lemmy.one ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The formatting on Twitter is what kept me from using it.

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  • abbadon420@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Apparently, water also burns

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    • Senseless@feddit.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      As someone that has experience pouring boiling hot pasta water over my feet I can confirm that it indeed burns.

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  • asteriskeverything@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What order of events was this conversation?? I never could get into tumblr/Twitter reply format I’m so confused. Who shot first

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    • shinratdr@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The timestamps should be a big clue. 3d, 1d, 9h, and the tweet at the top has no timestamp but from context it should be obvious that came last.

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      • barsquid@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        This is useful but to be candid I’m not looking at memes for intellectual stimulation so it’s more effort than I’d like.

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    • Blackmist@feddit.uk ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m just glad I’m not the only one who wants to read from top to bottom like a fucking normal person.

      I just want to roll the whole internet back by about 20 years.

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    • dan@upvote.au ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The tweet at the top has the rest of them attached as a screenshot which does make it a bit confusing.

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    • JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The red numbers show it chronologically. Twitter has replies and quote retweets. This began with the purple quote retweet. To which Lake Superior responded. Then in green I think this is a quote retweet (or more likely a screenshot) of the exchange. (I don’t think you can quote multiple posts so I think it’s a screenshot.)

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    • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Sometimes it goes backwards. Next they are going to post everything sideways and the dates will be encoded in a base 12 abacus representation of the Vietnamese calendar.

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    • spujb@lemmy.cafe ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      it’s 3241 but you made me realized how chronically online i am for knowing this intuitively without needing to be told or think about it

      so, thanks 😅

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    • Resonosity@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I think it goes:

      Quoted tweet > Tom > Lake Superior reply > OP

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  • MindTraveller@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Water touches water and therefore makes it wet

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I maintain that debating fetal personhood is a huge mistake because it goes down a philosophical road where you can’t clearly define things like when someone feels pain.

      There is a much simpler reason to make abortion legal- for the same reason it is not legal to harvest a corpse’s organs without the person’s consent before they die or the reason you can’t be forced to donate a kidney. Being forced to use your organs for someone else’s benefit against your will is illegal in every other situation. Even if it means a human will die without them. That doesn’t matter if it is something that will eventually develop into someone with full human rights or if it has them already. It’s just not relevant. It’s about the rights of the person whose body will be used.

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      • magnolia_mayhem@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Most of these people would be okay with harvesting a dead person’s organs so long as they aren’t theirs.

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      • Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I’d show the fundies a plucked chicken and assert its personhood but I don’t think they’d get the joke.

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      • BaldManGoomba@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It is mainly a religious argument from people who think I knew you in the womb means something but discard all the other verses in the Bible

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      • cows_are_underrated@feddit.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Thanks. I havent heard that argument yet.

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      • Bgugi@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Tbf, I think organ donation should be opt-out, and you should be ineligible to receive any organ or tissue (including blood).

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    • Lumisal@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I don’t think water touches water because it’s all water.

      Otherwise you touching a person would make you two people, because the skin is touching skin.

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      • blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Water is H2O. It absolutely touches other H20.

        Even then water is only wet sometimes. Extremely cold ice isn’t wet for example. It’s quite dry until you reduce its heat enough for it to become wet again.

        Most of water on earth is wet. It’s not a default property though.

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    • Johanno@feddit.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Which opens the debate: when becomes an embryo a person?

      Difficult question. And research on that topic would be immoral at least.

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      • Rivalarrival@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It’s actually a pretty simple question, and has a simple, straightforward answer. The fetus does not become alive until its survival needs can be feasibly met by someone or something other than the mother. Until it is biologically capable of surviving the death of the mother, it is alive only as a part of the mother’s body.

        An infant does require considerable support. It will die if neglected. But, the support an infant requires can be provided by any caregiver. Dad, grandma, or an older sibling can feed an infant. Doctors can provide it with IV nutrition.

        Nobody but mom can “feed” an immature fetus.

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      • MindTraveller@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Either way, the fetus of a woman who wants an abortion is up her vagina without consent and is therefore a rapist. Deadly force is permissible in the act of removing a rapist from their victim.

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    • finley@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Wetness it as a property liquid can only give to another thing, not to itself. When water touches water, you simply have more water.

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      • MindTraveller@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        That’s not true

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  • LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What happened to Edmund Fitzgerald?

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    • AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s a ship, there’s a whole song about it

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      • LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Haven’t heard of it

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    • Feathercrown@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down Of the big lake they call Gitchigumee The lake it is said never gives up her dead When the gales of November turn gloomy

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    • YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It got wrecked. Because of that fact, many people are calling for the Great Lakes to be nuked.

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      • DeathbringerThoctar@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I have not until now heard of anyone calling for the Great Lakes to be nuked but I kinda support it. Where do I sign the petition?

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      • LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        That’s the kind of shit Donald Trump would say.

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      • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Like your mom every Friday night when I come over.

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    • JJROKCZ@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Wrecked, 29 died, Lake Superior never gives up her dead

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    • nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      youtu.be/9vST6hVRj2A

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    • Snowpix@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/SS_Edmund_Fitzgerald

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  • uberfreeza@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Look, I don’t agree with the rest of the statement either, but tell me, what is the water touching? Oh, more water? Water is wet.

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    • EleventhHour@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      When water touches water you get more water, not wet water

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      • BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        thats because water is already wet 😂

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    • DeathbringerThoctar@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    • CTDummy@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It threw me at first too. Helps to think of it as wetness being an interaction between a liquid and solid. Water makes things wet, it’s isn’t itself wet.

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      • ProtoShark@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        So only solids can be wet?

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      • tyler@programming.dev ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        wet containing moisture or volatile components

        Water is wet. The fact that this is an argument is ridiculous.

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    • Kaboom@reddthat.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Tru fax

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Imagine getting murdered by one of the great lakes and it doesn’t involve drowning. 💀

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    • dditty@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Many people actually die of Cold Shock/hypothermia before drowning!

      wdio.com/…/not-just-the-waves-the-dangerous-cold-…

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  • thefrankring@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I wish Lake Superior would empregnate me.

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    • clot27@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      lake junior

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    • sparkle@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Why would you wish that

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      • thefrankring@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Cuz I’m so wet.

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  • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Well played. Now let’s have the fundy tell us how water covered the earth and drowned everybody but then the world was repopulated. Wait… is there some incest required for that to be true? OH NO!

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    • MrShankles@reddthat.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      A little incest, a little beastiality; but who’s counting? I guess not the ones who believe that… because, ya know… they can’t count.

      BOOM! WHAT A BURN! FUCKING NAILED IT WITH THAT SCORCHER!

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      • KevonLooney@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Noah is a Babylonian “deluge myth”. Judaism didn’t even exist until 1,000 years later:

        It tells of how Enki, speaking through a reed wall,[v] warns the hero Atra-Hasis (‘extremely wise’) of Enlil’s plan to destroy mankind by flood, telling the hero to dismantle his house (perhaps to provide a construction site) and build a boat to escape

        en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atra-Hasis

        The worship of Yahweh alone began at the earliest with prophet Elijah in the 9th century BCE

        en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yahwism

        This means that originally the flood was caused by one god and mankind was saved by another. That’s a better explanation than “God was angry but bipolar, so he saved one family and killed everyone else.”

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    • xenoclast@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      He’s into that too. Don’t you worry

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  • 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yeah… Neosporin is WAY too weak for this burn. Holy crap hahahahaha

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    • uis@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Haloperidol is not strong enough

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      • 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        The antipsychotics?

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  • Sorgan71@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Water is wet because people think water is wet.

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  • magnolia_mayhem@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    He can’t even get the order right. The phrase is [thing] and also water is wet.

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  • son_named_bort@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The gales of November came early this year.

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  • hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Something something fitton these nuts on you face

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  • Persen@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Well, both were wrong about one thing.

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  • birbalkumar@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Why don’t you explore alternative financial options? If you’re in need of quick funds, consider payday loans credit score 400 guaranteed and no telecheck. These loans can provide immediate financial relief without the hassle of traditional credit checks, making them accessible for many in urgent situations.

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  • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Since the latter doesn’t follow from the former, refuting the first point doesn’t automatically refute the second. Nice try, Lake Superior, but you might want to brush up on formal logic.

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