finley
@finley@lemm.ee
I finally kicked the Reddit monkey. Please forgive me.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
I didn’t. You went and looked it up somewhere and then posted it.
Stop blaming me for the shit you did, psychopath
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
you’re blaming me for something someone else did.
Bullies and narcissist and sociopaths do that.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Yabba dabba doo
- Comment on do ribbed condoms feel better than smooth during anal? 1 month ago:
I’ve never noticed a difference on either end
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
- Comment on Jordbert Denirerson: Ronin-U 1 month ago:
How has he not overdosed on Xanax yet?
- Comment on I can't imagine why my parents didn't buy me this. 1 month ago:
Whatever
- Comment on Hoggies 1 month ago:
I do (or did) speak Latin. Nowadays it’s mostly bits and pieces.
I’m sorry, but I don’t have anything to recommend
- Comment on I can't imagine why my parents didn't buy me this. 1 month ago:
Because I was born in 1979
- Comment on I can't imagine why my parents didn't buy me this. 1 month ago:
First of all, that Fisher-Price record player was legend. Like much of GenX, it was my first, yet surprisingly decent. I’ve had many turntables in my day, none is dearer to my heart.
- Comment on Hoggies 1 month ago:
See, this is why etymology is such a fascinating field.
- Comment on Miracles 1 month ago:
At first I didn’t think it could get more disturbing.
Then it did.
- Comment on Hear me out 1 month ago:
This would be cool, although likely extremely expensive to make.
- Comment on This should be the right address.... 2 months ago:
My first thought. Are they tongue-based? Maybe this guy is just very dedicated to getting his oral game on-point.
When I was younger, I certainly knew that the only way I’d go from good to awesome is with practice practice practice. It paid off.
- Comment on Never ask 2 months ago:
Don’t ask his family at the funeral, anyway.
Like you could interrogate meat chunks.
- Comment on Choosing violence 2 months ago:
Lol, tell that to Xorg.
- Comment on The truth is right in front of us 😧 2 months ago:
BECAUSE TRIANGLES YOU FOOL!!!
- Comment on The truth is right in front of us 😧 2 months ago:
Something something something TRIANGLES! Something something something THEREFORE THEY CONTROL EVERYTHING!!!
- Comment on Still a better spaceship than anything boeing can make 2 months ago:
Newer ones have breathy holes!
- Comment on Still a better spaceship than anything boeing can make 2 months ago:
Safer, too!
- Comment on Launches 2 months ago:
Lol
- Comment on Launches 2 months ago:
Lol, is there a version for macOS?
- Comment on Launches 2 months ago:
Ummm… quick question: Isn’t that all just a matter of timing?
- Comment on Do you want to go to Ohio? 2 months ago:
You can only appease it by having been on a coffee table and also then having fallen off when smacked. For your sake, you better hope that you happened to exist under those specific circumstances, this satisfying Nyan cat!
- Comment on Do you want to go to Ohio? 2 months ago:
Nya
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
because, if it’s in florida, the water tastes like literal shit which is why nobody wanted it
- Comment on How come drug dealers seem to have a messed up house or at least a messed up car with a bunch of trash in it? 2 months ago:
i go to the store to buy my drugs now. vote this november for legalization!
- Comment on Boneless 2 months ago:
view halloo!
- Comment on Boneless 2 months ago:
babies are mostly cartilage anyway
- Comment on Do lesbians like boobs as much as straight guys? 2 months ago:
Oh, you see, that’s not the same thing. Most gay men are absolutely fucking terrified of vaginas, for example. However, even as a straight guy, you could admit that dicks are fun to play with, even if it’s just your own.
Ya see, as best, as I can figure, the boob thing for gay guys is that, it’s a novelty because we don’t have them, they’re actually kind of neat and fun, and if you push them together, they look like a butt, which is something we actually do like.
- Comment on Do lesbians like boobs as much as straight guys? 2 months ago:
Allow me to blow your mind: gay guys like boobs, too, just for different reasons.