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It's absolutely true.

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Submitted ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/e48d7e10-6130-4a36-a5cf-754ad5fdd3ab.jpeg

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  • lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I don’t need a fact checking team to know that this is totally true

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    • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Community note: this is absolutely factual.

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    • MaxPow3r11@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m making a community note on this right now.

      True.

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    • Scrollone@feddit.it ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Community note: the post in OP is completely true, but the image is not related to the pump incident.

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  • IndiBrony@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Can we please keep to shitposting in here and stop posting news.

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    • EvolvedTurtle@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I some how managed to read your comment backwards and got very confused

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      • Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        .selcitra swen lautca gnitsop pots dna ereh ni gnitsoptihs ot peek esaelp ew naC

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      • randint@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Oh wow I also somehow read it backwards! I even took me reading the comment two more times after reading yours to realize it

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      • lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Can we please keep to posting actual news articles in here and stop shitposting.

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  • someguy3@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Community notes: fake, Androids are already fully functional.

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    • finley@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Image

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      • phdepressed@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        The disrespect to Data. I expect better of lemmings.

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    • wise_pancake@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It still uses a pump

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  • Eiri@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The location of this comma, really annoys me.

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    • Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Rightly so. A comma should have no involvement with that sequence of words.

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    • tetris11@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The location of that command, also, really annoys me

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    • renzev@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      We already have the oxford coma, we need a name for this type of coma usage as well. Using another well-known university like Yale or Princeton might be a bit of a waste tho, I feel like the honor should go to a less gilded educational establishment. I propose we call it the Dnipro State Technical University of Railway Construction Coma.

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      • coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Coma

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  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Is he even supposed to be using this so soon after his rat penis transplant?

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  • Enkers@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I heard it’s not even a swedish-made electric penis pump, but a Chinese knockoff brand electric penis pump from Temu.

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    • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It sparks whenever you hit the button.

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      • Enkers@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        That’s a feature. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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  • Xanthrax@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Is it just me, or is he turning into the whitest Edgar ever, fam?

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    • anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      He looks like if marshal mathers was part of NSYNC

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      • MutilationWave@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        He looks like a shitty fucking Roman Emperor. Which is by design, minus the shitty fucking part.

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  • IndiBrony@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Articles news actual posting stop and here in shitposting to keep please we can.

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  • tanisnikana@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s not his bag, baby!

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    • Quadhammer@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Hey whats this?

      Image

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      • smeenz@lemmy.nz ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Not zuckerberg

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    • PumpkinEscobar@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=eG88rWGiYZw

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  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Futurama ass timeline

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    • tja@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Relevant xkcd

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  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Gotta ask yourself what such a huge pussy would need a penis pump

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    • getaway@lemmynsfw.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      For the rat penis transplant, of course.

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  • psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Too much was being asked of it

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  • Nerrad@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Confirmed by Snopes.

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  • Huckledebuck@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Do we even know he was in LA? Come on, guys. Someone should look a little deeper before spreading this kind of stuff.

    um…/s

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  • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This guy’s poor wife… We all know why he’s been doing all of this. I wonder if he lets her have relations with other dudes? I hope so…

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  • Gorram_Reavers@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No might about it.

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  • IsThisAnAI@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Do you all expect Lemmy admins to fact check as well?

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    • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No because there isn’t a fake news epidemic on Lemmy and the mods do a good job.

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      • IsThisAnAI@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        lemmy.world/post/24085242

        The reality is most mods do not. Lemmy world admin do a better job than most but folks make shit up here all the time. I have been banned for posting links from the economist that disagree with the general Lemmy world population.

        As far as it not being an epidemic? So because few use this place it gets a free pass? What is your threshold for starting to give a crap about misinformation?

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  • Late2TheParty@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Can confirm.

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