tetris11
@tetris11@lemmy.world
- Comment on Any relations experts? 3 days ago:
If you rock it up to a switch, then as the wiring diagram shows: (N)ot gonna (L)ie, (MCB) My Curious Bro, a 3 way gang-bang is pretty gay.
- Comment on Any relations experts? 3 days ago:
Room 312, 43 MLK Blvd, Springfield, NK
- Comment on Any relations experts? 3 days ago:
my dad still thinks I’m gay, and I’ve introduced him to previous gfs
- Comment on Improve your Wi-Fi with this one trick 3 days ago:
that sweet spot
- Comment on That's a good one 4 days ago:
Pagliaci goes to the doctor and says, “help doc I’m so sad.” The doctor replies, “well, pagliaci, there’s a famous act in town where a guy eats a clock, you should go see it.”
“But doctor” replies pagliaci sadly, “I’ve already seen it. It was unbearable!” The doctor gets up, crosses the room and slaps pagliaca for pulling that shit.
- Comment on That's a good one 4 days ago:
yes once, to gain its power. why?
- Comment on That's a good one 4 days ago:
knock knock
- Comment on Improve your Wi-Fi with this one trick 5 days ago:
uh, hi. If you place the blades in front of the router, it will start chopping the packets before they even reach. You need to use an bladeless fan
- Comment on Excellent anti smoking ad 1 week ago:
And I said you fly boys crack me up.
- Comment on Anon hates spiders 1 week ago:
he’d be shooting dust by the time he reached the end of the street
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- Comment on Weather 1 week ago:
the most accurate part of all this is that I’m a dog
- Comment on this town has been well known for a long time 2 weeks ago:
Of course everyone is entitled to justice, but we do not live in that perfect world and haven’t lived in it for some time (or maybe ever?)
When the systems that we have in place to protect us consistently fail to do so in favour of a rich minority, vengeance becomes the only available recourse.
- Comment on Help, what have I found 2 weeks ago:
Step 4
it just hit me that there’s a main character in that movie. So many memorable side characters
- Comment on The things you can buy on amazon 2 weeks ago:
I build my houses out of straw too
- Comment on Memories of a bygone era 2 weeks ago:
hence the slamming!
- Comment on The things you can buy on amazon 2 weeks ago:
ITT: people complaining about (virtually non-existent) people who didn’t get it
- Comment on The things you can buy on amazon 2 weeks ago:
🧢
- Comment on Memories of a bygone era 2 weeks ago:
anyone remember that brief period before led mice got good, where you’d have to SLAM the mouse in a direction to get it to comply?
Rubber mice, that was a given sometimes, but led mice had the same issue for a bit
- Comment on what a moment to live 2 weeks ago:
THON
The Happiest of Nights?
- Comment on Uno what really happened 3 weeks ago:
survivorship of what
- Comment on Extended lungs 3 weeks ago:
I am a walnut tree in Gülhane park.
You are not aware of this, and neither are the police. - Comment on All it needs is some Ketchup 3 weeks ago:
Heinz is bottom of the barrel in quality sauces, and Sriracha is just as artificial as Ketchup is. I’ll give you a pass on dijon mustard
- Comment on I just watched the wrong version of Drive (2011), and didn't realize until the last 10 minutes. Any similar stories? 4 weeks ago:
Hear, hear! (I’m old too)
- Comment on I just watched the wrong version of Drive (2011), and didn't realize until the last 10 minutes. Any similar stories? 4 weeks ago:
There’s a version of Morrissey’s Irish Blood, English Heart that hit the radios before it was released, and it was way better: no weird comical sound effects, and the ending riff was harmonious not some eclectic free-for-all.
After years of believing I had hallucinated/mandela’d the whole thing, I finally found it:
- Comment on I just watched the wrong version of Drive (2011), and didn't realize until the last 10 minutes. Any similar stories? 4 weeks ago:
Is that canon? I thought thaybwas from the 2000s cartoon
- Comment on The Prisoner's Trolley Problemma 4 weeks ago:
I would instantly pull the lever, no cap
- Comment on The Prisoner's Trolley Problemma 4 weeks ago:
Split the track in half, and ramp up one side, causing the trolley to drive on two wheels, effectively only slicing the legs off of your loves ones.
- Comment on The Prisoner's Trolley Problemma 4 weeks ago:
OOOHHHHH
WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA - Comment on The Prisoner's Trolley Problemma 4 weeks ago:
If cat can witness the event, then Yes or No but not both.
