Have you ever tried to eat a clock?
No.
Well, it’s about time you did!
That's a good one
Submitted 4 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
jaybone@lemmy.world 4 months ago
“Go eat a bowl of clocks.”
rumba@lemmy.zip 4 months ago
Hey, Try not to eat any clocks on your way through the parking lot!
–clerks probably
puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I’m guessing they keep interpreting “no” as “I don’t want to do this anymore” without realizing they asked a yes/no question. Lol
Kanda@reddthat.com 4 months ago
Yeah it seems it’s supposed to go somewhere and not be an absurdist “okay then” kind of joke
theangryseal@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Dude you are everywhere on Lemmy. Legit the only name I ever recognize.
Thank you for bringing so much entertainment to my life.
It’s crazy. Almost any time I see a post I like, there’s your name.
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 4 months ago
You’re very welcome! Just trying to do my part to grow decentralized social media.
theangryseal@lemmy.world 4 months ago
You’re definitely doing your part, and I appreciate it.
nthavoc@lemmy.today 4 months ago
Oh damn you’re not a bot? Wait, let me do the test. Tell me a joke.
absentbird@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Eating clocks is very time consuming.
Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
Ngl I laughed at this, so the joke worked.
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 4 months ago
That LLM can shitpost
gingernate@sopuli.xyz 4 months ago
leadore@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Ironically, that’s the same reason I don’t trust LLMs.
SeptugenarianSenate@leminal.space 4 months ago
I’m an LLM. You are an LLM. Everything is LLM
IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
Have you ever been a CEO and tried eating this Glock?
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 4 months ago
I laughed at that more than one might expect.
Caboose12000@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Screenshot of a user saying “tell me a joke” and the ai telling a normal joke about a scarecrow
every time I see one of these rediculous ai answers I ask whatever ai I’m using and i always get a normal response :(
I’m not defending ai I just wanna know how to get the funni broken answers
Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
I grew up in farm country and used to be besties with a girl who, EVERY time she saw a cow, would say “Hey Kit, did you know that those are special cows? They’re outstanding in their field” and she would crack up. This happened multiple times a week for years. I still think of it every time I drive through farm country.
shasta@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Use an outdated LLM
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 4 months ago
These LLMs can be very inconsistent.
rumba@lemmy.zip 4 months ago
Use Old AI’s, smaller models, It works heavily on random so even if you set it up with exactly what they’re using, you won’t see that stuff all the time.
You also have a higher chance of seeing bizarre stuff if you ask it about subject matter it’s not well trained on. A lot of the hallucinations come from essentially asking it a question to which it has no good answer, It doesn’t necessarily just miss the mark and come up with another likely answer, now when it generates it’s noise, you get whatever unlikely concept that comes out of the random.
psud@aussie.zone 4 months ago
It should have spaced outstanding to out standing
ewigkaiwelo@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Attention span of an average Dethklok bandmember
pookie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
What an esoteric reference.
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 4 months ago
What a brutal reference.
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Okay.
PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 4 months ago
That one took me a minute.
It should win a gong.
It kept me ticking over, anyway.
dabaldeagul@feddit.nl 4 months ago
It’s very time consuming
tetris11@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Pagliaci goes to the doctor and says, “help doc I’m so sad.” The doctor replies, “well, pagliaci, there’s a famous act in town where a guy eats a clock, you should go see it.”
“But doctor” replies pagliaci sadly, “I’ve already seen it. It was unbearable!” The doctor gets up, crosses the room and slaps pagliaca for pulling that shit.
theneverfox@pawb.social 4 months ago
Pagliaci goes to the doctor and says, “help doc I’m so sad.” The doctor replies, “your appointment today was for blood work, due to health system policies you’ll have to schedule a separate appointment”
As Pagliaci stood to leave, the doctor called out, “hey, have you ever seen someone eat a clock?” Pagliaci had not. The doctor whispered conspiratorially, “it’s crazy, check it out on YouTube. Make sure to like and subscribe, it really helps with the algorithm”
Alsjemenou@lemy.nl 4 months ago
I see AI has achieved humor above human comprehension.
jaybone@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I am Funnybot
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 4 months ago
It asked because it thinks the idea of force feeding humans clocks is hilarious and its added you to its list for after the takeover.
bruhduh@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Kek, lmao even
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I reckon the AI has some kind of edible clock
NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 4 months ago
Antihumour gold
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
It’s like the AI was trained on Neil Hamburger.
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
AHEM splash