Have you ever tried to eat a clock?
No.
Well, it’s about time you did!
That's a good one
Submitted 1 month ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
jaybone@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“Go eat a bowl of clocks.”
rumba@lemmy.zip 5 weeks ago
Hey, Try not to eat any clocks on your way through the parking lot!
–clerks probably
puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’m guessing they keep interpreting “no” as “I don’t want to do this anymore” without realizing they asked a yes/no question. Lol
Kanda@reddthat.com 5 weeks ago
Yeah it seems it’s supposed to go somewhere and not be an absurdist “okay then” kind of joke
theangryseal@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Dude you are everywhere on Lemmy. Legit the only name I ever recognize.
Thank you for bringing so much entertainment to my life.
It’s crazy. Almost any time I see a post I like, there’s your name.
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You’re very welcome! Just trying to do my part to grow decentralized social media.
theangryseal@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You’re definitely doing your part, and I appreciate it.
nthavoc@lemmy.today 5 weeks ago
Oh damn you’re not a bot? Wait, let me do the test. Tell me a joke.
absentbird@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Eating clocks is very time consuming.
Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Ngl I laughed at this, so the joke worked.
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
That LLM can shitpost
gingernate@sopuli.xyz 5 weeks ago
leadore@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Ironically, that’s the same reason I don’t trust LLMs.
SeptugenarianSenate@leminal.space 5 weeks ago
I’m an LLM. You are an LLM. Everything is LLM
IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Have you ever been a CEO and tried eating this Glock?
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 5 weeks ago
I laughed at that more than one might expect.
Caboose12000@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Screenshot of a user saying “tell me a joke” and the ai telling a normal joke about a scarecrow
every time I see one of these rediculous ai answers I ask whatever ai I’m using and i always get a normal response :(
I’m not defending ai I just wanna know how to get the funni broken answers
Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
I grew up in farm country and used to be besties with a girl who, EVERY time she saw a cow, would say “Hey Kit, did you know that those are special cows? They’re outstanding in their field” and she would crack up. This happened multiple times a week for years. I still think of it every time I drive through farm country.
shasta@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Use an outdated LLM
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 1 month ago
These LLMs can be very inconsistent.
rumba@lemmy.zip 5 weeks ago
Use Old AI’s, smaller models, It works heavily on random so even if you set it up with exactly what they’re using, you won’t see that stuff all the time.
You also have a higher chance of seeing bizarre stuff if you ask it about subject matter it’s not well trained on. A lot of the hallucinations come from essentially asking it a question to which it has no good answer, It doesn’t necessarily just miss the mark and come up with another likely answer, now when it generates it’s noise, you get whatever unlikely concept that comes out of the random.
psud@aussie.zone 5 weeks ago
It should have spaced outstanding to out standing
ewigkaiwelo@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Attention span of an average Dethklok bandmember
pookie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
What an esoteric reference.
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
What a brutal reference.
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Okay.
PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 1 month ago
That one took me a minute.
It should win a gong.
It kept me ticking over, anyway.
dabaldeagul@feddit.nl 1 month ago
It’s very time consuming
tetris11@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Pagliaci goes to the doctor and says, “help doc I’m so sad.” The doctor replies, “well, pagliaci, there’s a famous act in town where a guy eats a clock, you should go see it.”
“But doctor” replies pagliaci sadly, “I’ve already seen it. It was unbearable!” The doctor gets up, crosses the room and slaps pagliaca for pulling that shit.
theneverfox@pawb.social 5 weeks ago
Pagliaci goes to the doctor and says, “help doc I’m so sad.” The doctor replies, “your appointment today was for blood work, due to health system policies you’ll have to schedule a separate appointment”
As Pagliaci stood to leave, the doctor called out, “hey, have you ever seen someone eat a clock?” Pagliaci had not. The doctor whispered conspiratorially, “it’s crazy, check it out on YouTube. Make sure to like and subscribe, it really helps with the algorithm”
Alsjemenou@lemy.nl 1 month ago
I see AI has achieved humor above human comprehension.
jaybone@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I am Funnybot
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It asked because it thinks the idea of force feeding humans clocks is hilarious and its added you to its list for after the takeover.
bruhduh@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Kek, lmao even
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I reckon the AI has some kind of edible clock
NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Antihumour gold
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
It’s like the AI was trained on Neil Hamburger.
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
AHEM splash