Kit

@Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon tries to understand his coworker⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I always do nature trails and I carry pepper spray, and take a trail I know well so I can get us back to the parking lot quickly if I wanna pack it up sooner. Most trails in my area are well populated to boot.

  I absolutely wouldn’t go on a remote hiking trail with a stranger. That’s just asking for a bad time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon tries to understand his coworker⁩ ⁨⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I agree, coffee dates suck. I usually do a nature walk for a 1st date because it’s free and gives us something to do.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beautiful⁩ ⁨⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a gift and a curse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beautiful⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t have those either.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reminder for this year⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Tbf I hope I’m still doing it when I’m grandma’s age.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's wait until date 38 before I inundate you with my baggage⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  “Yeah, I’m a pretty low key person and a bit of a homebody.”

  Read as: “I am so terrified by the immense abuse I have suffered that I am barely capable of even the most basic social skills and have a panic attack every time I leave the house.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beautiful⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Sometimes I’m glad I wasn’t born with a penis. This is one such moment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What good thing just happened in your life?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve been focusing hard on my job, and received feedback from a C Suite Exec this week that he is impressed with my professionalism and interpersonal abilities, especially when meeting with other execs or company lawyers. He even has started coming directly to me because, quote, “Shit gets done when you’re involved.” This is huge to me because I’m impossibly awkward in social circles and mostly a shut-in neckbeard, but somehow it works for me at my job.

  I also received recognition in the form of a beautiful glass plaque from the CEO this year, and it feels amazing.

  I crawled my way up from homelessness to stability and now I’m rocking it at my job. Feels good man.

  I know it’s a bit taboo and perhaps unwise to put so much emphasis on your job, but it’s what brings me happiness because I’ve struggled and fought to get to where I am now. My success has afforded me a comfortable upper-middle-class life and I’m still kind of shocked that it all came to fruition. Went from sleeping under the underpass to a penthouse condo in less than two decades.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What good thing just happened in your life?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck yeah, the zoo is awesome. Thanks for the neat pics.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Biology bake night!!!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  A rat hitting a bong under the full moon?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the emperor⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Regent Cid Fabool IX

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Git good, son⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Absolutely none of that feels good to breasts in my experience, but thank you for the info!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Git good, son⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  As someone without balls, can you explain?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Git good, son⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “It’s ok babe, I’m good, my thighs are sore.”
  “No, I’m gonna get you off tonight!”

  Sometimes the kind thing to do is just fake it. It doesn’t mean the sex was bad, it doesn’t mean I wasn’t satisfied. But getting to the Big O is often times just too much trouble.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Git good, son⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Sometimes you just want the fucking to end but he won’t give up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨To deter predators...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I always thought this meme said “balls cold”. Am I losing it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you're in this meme, go buy a fibre supplement⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Do you mean the salad bowl?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it expected to tip for furniture deliveries?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Depends on how difficult it was. If they hauled the furniture up a flight of stairs, toss them a few bucks. If they drop it at the curb or just inside the door, no. I just had a fridge delivered and carried up four flights of stairs and tipped $50 because it was a huge pain in the ass for them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That's not oxidized plastic...⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Does your roommate wear makeup? Might be foundation on their fingers?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So there's something...⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re not missing much - they’re dry and flavorless. Club crackers that you crush are miles better.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Florida is a conservative Christian state"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I think the tiniest sliver of silver lining is that republicans seem to want states to decide on a whole slew of things, meaning that any anti-trans legislation likely won’t mean I need to leave the country, only sell my house and move to another state and pray I can find a job there.

  This timeline sucks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨True Story⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  2 million registered PA voters did not vote.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's just taken me 55 minutes to watch a 35 minute episode on Plex because of crashes⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve been using Plex hosted on a Mac Mini for years, multiple hours every day, and have never had issues like this. I hope you’re able to figure it out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Houses in my area increases 82% in just 4 years⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I once lived in a town of around 1,000 people. It had everything I needed in walking distance - a grocery store, doctors office, pharmacy, post office, restaurant, bar, and mechanic. A beautiful bike trail and river ran through the town. Fiber Optic internet was available, and there was a medium-sized town 15 minutes away with good jobs.

  I just checked and the average home price is still around 100k. A 2br apartment rents for $750/mo. These places still exist, but they’re called hidden gems for a reason.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is the argument for making poor/working class folks shoulder the burden of taxes?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Something I never see mentioned is the risk of “brain drain”. If you tax the rich too heavily, there’s a possibility that they’ll just move to another country with lower taxes, taking their companies (and jobs) with them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is my reaction weird?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can guys get a boner on purpose?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon plays shirts vs skins⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  From my experience in 90s gym class, the girls are taken to a separate auxiliary gym to do aerobics while the boys do team vs team games.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you actually care about your friend's new baby, vacation abroad or similar life events or are you just being nice?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Absolutely I care, and I want all of the details and pictures. It brings me great joy to see my homies living exciting lives, and I’m thankful to be part of that. With children, especially - they feel like nieces and nephews and I am inherently invested in their wellbeing and success, even for long-distance friendships in which I’ve never met the kiddos.

  I don’t have any family of my own, so my Will and estate is divided amongst my friends, and those with kids are allotted a bigger piece of the pie so they can put it towards their college or whatever when I die.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft Flight Simulator 2024 sucks up to 180 Mb/s of internet bandwidth while in flight — equivalent to 81GB of data per hour⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Exactly - People don’t seem to realize that cloud gaming responsiveness only really matters in competitive games and shooters. Turn based games or more casual games run perfectly fine with fast Internet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon tests something⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well shit. Now I wonder if vagina lips can do the same thing. We need answers, damnit!