Anon tries to meet girls at college

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• papertowels@mander.xyz ⁨57⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Also, when people say meet others at college they don’t mean in the classes. They mean in the social events…

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• Apytele@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I went on a date with a guy in college and he talked about how big various anime girls tits were the entire time. Insta-ghost.

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  • MountingSuspicion@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Not quite as bad, but I went on a date with someone that just explained video games I hadn’t played. He would ask about a video game and if I hadn’t played it he’d speak about it uninterrupted for 10-20 minutes explaining the levels. Not even interesting lore or anything. It would be like listening to someone explain a speedrun, but their speedrun is just playing the game normally. I like video games and play with my partners and friends, and I even watch videos about video games I haven’t played and I could only stand 3 of these rounds before ending the date. He was completely uninterested in talking about anything else and didn’t even want to talk about games I had actually played. Only games I knew nothing about. Totally bizarre. It felt like a prank. Would make a great greentext from his perspective though.

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  • Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I wonder if he’ll have a moment of clarity in a decade or so about how weird that was?

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    • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Nah, he’ll blame it all on wokism.

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    • Flagstaff@programming.dev ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’m sad to say that I wouldn’t bet on it…

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  • HexadecimalSky@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    OH this instantly reminded me of some people, of which one person who’s small talk of choice before and after lectures was what a turn on blood letting was, in that class there was also a chick who went to someones house in the forest to see the kitten they just got. without knowing thier name because they just met them (is it meet if you know 0% about someone except they live in the forest and have a cat at the end of “meeting” them)…it is almost surprising they have not been assaulted more.

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• Jerkface@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I smiled at a girl in college once. A day later she infodumped everything she knew about Capgras syndrome on me out of the blue. 11/10 would recommend.

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  • Apytele@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    …and then you got replaced by a lizard person and she never spoke to you again?

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    • Jerkface@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      How did you know? 🤣

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• MrJameGumb@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Seems like an appropriate response to a man who takes a womens studies course to try and pick up women

  Especially if he doesn’t bathe

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  • driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Why do you assume is a women studies course?

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    • Azzu@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      And why do they assume he doesn’t bathe?

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• lemmysquezzy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Anon does online degree is more accurate 🤷‍♂️

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• scytale@piefed.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Anon is ugly, stinks, or has a terrible personality; or a mix/combination of those.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    He had one dread, and fungus. Worked on people’s toilets with plungers.

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    • barooboodoo@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’ve seen a weird amount of Del references on Lemmy and I’m here for it.

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• LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  How often do you shower?

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  • Zephorah@discuss.online ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This isn’t just an Anon problem anymore. My partner is a supervisor and he keeps having to have conversations with the 25 and younger crowd about showering, wearing clean clothes, and either wearing deodorant or coming up with other solutions for working in an environment with other people present. Men and women, 18-25.

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    • Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I supervise soil remediation, which occasionally involves working in a liquid-proof coverall, with a hood, thick rubber gloves and a full face mask. I’ve had to literally pour a stream of sweat out of my boots. And I’m just standing there watching and writing, not actually doing physical labour.

      And I still have to remind people to shower when changing. Even if you don’t care about killing yourself, I mean, come on.

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• halfapage@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  don’t worry

  soon everyone will just be sending their llm agents to collage for summaries

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