Extended lungs

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• scytale@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Metal vocalists hate him!

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  • thedarkfly@feddit.nl ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Metal vocalists hate love him!

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• insomniac_lemon@lemmy.cafe ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You got scammed, bro. 4-stroke lungs are a much better deal. (uni-directional breathing, air sacs before/after lungs. birds, crocodiles, dinosaurs)

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  • Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yeah but then you have to change your lung oil more frequently. Shit adds up in this economy

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• kokesh@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You told everyone!

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• GladiusB@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Dr. Crowbar lol

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  • superkret@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    He’s offering CORVID shots, too.

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• dvlsg@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m mostly surprised that one or both lungs aren’t Saddam Hussein.

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• obscur_e@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Hell yeah icant smoke more

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  • CluckN@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Remember when Michael Phelps did an interview and had a 4ft bong behind him? I can’t imagine what happens when a professional swimmer takes a hit.

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    • obscur_e@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I dont remember also who is that and what is ft

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• dan1101@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I got extended lungs and it was the best thing I’ve ever done and I’m not just saying that to get a commission.

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  • pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I have extended lungs, but I opted for the ‘play a brass instrument for a decade’ method.

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• roguetrick@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I take lungs now, gills come next week.

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• WereCat@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m calling you about your lung extended warranty…

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• FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Don’t forget the response if you contact the email

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• BreadOven@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Obvious Plant?

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  • Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Plants are the extended lungs of the planet.

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    • BreadOven@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Good point. Although I was referring to obvious Plant as in obviousplant.com not sure if they did that image or not.

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• Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ah, I’ve got one of these due this month, but the Canada Post strike is going on. I still don’t know who signed me up, but I’ve been getting this joke mail for months now.

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• tetris11@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I am a walnut tree in Gülhane park.
  You are not aware of this, and neither are the police.

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