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Extended lungs

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Submitted ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨workerONE@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • scytale@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Metal vocalists hate him!

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    • thedarkfly@feddit.nl ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Metal vocalists hate love him!

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  • insomniac_lemon@lemmy.cafe ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You got scammed, bro. 4-stroke lungs are a much better deal. (uni-directional breathing, air sacs before/after lungs. birds, crocodiles, dinosaurs)

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    • Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah but then you have to change your lung oil more frequently. Shit adds up in this economy

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  • kokesh@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You told everyone!

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  • GladiusB@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Dr. Crowbar lol

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    • superkret@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      He’s offering CORVID shots, too.

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  • dvlsg@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m mostly surprised that one or both lungs aren’t Saddam Hussein.

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  • obscur_e@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hell yeah icant smoke more

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    • CluckN@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Remember when Michael Phelps did an interview and had a 4ft bong behind him? I can’t imagine what happens when a professional swimmer takes a hit.

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      • obscur_e@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I dont remember also who is that and what is ft

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  • dan1101@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I got extended lungs and it was the best thing I’ve ever done and I’m not just saying that to get a commission.

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    • pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I have extended lungs, but I opted for the ‘play a brass instrument for a decade’ method.

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  • roguetrick@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I take lungs now, gills come next week.

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  • WereCat@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m calling you about your lung extended warranty…

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  • FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Don’t forget the response if you contact the email

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  • BreadOven@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Obvious Plant?

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    • Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Plants are the extended lungs of the planet.

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      • BreadOven@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Good point. Although I was referring to obvious Plant as in obviousplant.com not sure if they did that image or not.

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  • Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ah, I’ve got one of these due this month, but the Canada Post strike is going on. I still don’t know who signed me up, but I’ve been getting this joke mail for months now.

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  • tetris11@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I am a walnut tree in Gülhane park.
    You are not aware of this, and neither are the police.

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