I remember being in 4-5th grade and learning about graphs. Specifically x & y coordinates. One day while cleaning the mouse ball before playing Joust or whatnot I noticed two little geared spindle thingy’s. I vividly remember it clicking that those gears were translating the physical mouses x&y to the screens cursor’s x&y.
Memories of a bygone era
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Maiq@lemy.lol 5 months ago
mapleseedfall@lemmy.world 5 months ago
this is how most of us learned computer right? You want to play something, it doesnt work or only partialy so you open it up and learned how to fix shit.
uranibaba@lemmy.world 5 months ago
That’s my problem with Apple. They hide all files, treating is as a magic box with an incredible search function. But it prevents the user from understanding, and thus learning.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
If by “us,” you mean Millennials, then yes.
yesman@lemmy.world 5 months ago
You’re all liars because no one has mentioned the smell.
Use common sense! You think nerds changed their egg out on time?
Thteven@lemmy.world 5 months ago
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 months ago
This meme is just wrong
An egg that large is for a trackball.
You need to hard boil a quail’s egg for a mouse.
Veneroso@lemmy.world 5 months ago
When you’re right, you’re right.
They’re not cheaper though, due to the relative supply shortages.
selokichtli@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
I still use a trackball, so I still have to overcook egg yolks weekly.
bunchberry@lemmy.world 5 months ago
i use one of those trackball mice with the ball on top. first time i tried it i never went back, no need to worry about having a proper surface or desk space for a mouse ever again. if you reach the side of your desk using an optical mouse, you have to pick the mouse up and move it all the way to the other side of the desk, while is a proper ball mouse (a good one without too much resistance) when you flick the ball it can continue spinning a bit even as you release it, so you can flick it to the side and then bend your wrist slightly to then flick it again, and the mouse cursor will just continue moving without stopping, which in games you can do this to have endless turning around, when turning is always stuttery on an optical mouse due to hitting the end of the desk. it takes a little bit to get used to, but at least a good one with limited resistance and a large ball, you can easily get just as accurate as an optical mouse as well. the only downside i find is that i do have to take the trackball out and clean it like the ones on the bottom.
random_character_a@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Can’t see myself playing FPS without a trackball. You can also use lower mouse sensitivity for higher accuracy, because you can flick. If you don’t like that all the time, there’s also good old Wolfenstain Enemy Territory trick where you bind the trigger button to drop your mouse sensitivity for that easy headshot.
Dasus@lemmy.world 5 months ago
You make good points and it’s very rational, but for some reason, having used an optical mouse for most of my life but also knowing what a trackball is like (but just not being used to one, it accounting for like 0.005% of my mouse usage or something), I just…
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
Lol I used to take the balls out as a prank, see how long the teacher would wiggle it and check the cable before they flipped it lol.
fne8w2ah@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Or to even clean the innards of a literal computer mouse. 🤢
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Scratching those little rollers took ages.
warbond@lemmy.world 5 months ago
But it was so satisfying when all the dirt and dust came off and your mouse tracked like brand new again.
ikidd@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Ah, the amount of pubic hair and dried cum that got scraped off those by teenage boys, the memories.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
Or degaussing a monitor… Let it build for a week or two and get that extra satisfying fumpfvvvvvvvvvsssssssss
III@lemmy.world 5 months ago
This and defrag are like 80% of my childhood memories.
tetris11@lemmy.world 5 months ago
anyone remember that brief period before led mice got good, where you’d have to SLAM the mouse in a direction to get it to comply?
Rubber mice, that was a given sometimes, but led mice had the same issue for a bit
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 5 months ago
Yes exactly this, though I’m not sure if it was just a habit from using rubber mice
TwanHE@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Not sure I’ve experienced that, early led mouse always seemed to fail to track at the speeds I like to swipe.
Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I worked for a computer store in the 90’s. The owner got the contract for all the PC’s in that part of the state in schools. One school was constantly calling about the mice not working. We would show up and start replacement them and those little assholes would be throwing the balls out of them across the room before we finished replacing them. We started using epoxy to seal them in. They would get gummed up bit it wasn’t our problem.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
Overcooled egg is yum gum.
EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 5 months ago
I used to use a stationary mouse. I had to clean it out all the time.
Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
Isn’t that a track ball?
EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 5 months ago
yes, the sensor that read the movement of the ball always got covered with dust
dan1101@lemm.ee 5 months ago
I always thought the brown egg yolks worked best.
ikidd@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I preferred condor eggs.
Sergio@slrpnk.net 5 months ago
Not to mention scraping all the gunk off the rollers.
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 5 months ago
we always sprinkled paprika on ours.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
Mine were so overcooked, they tasted like cooked rubber :(
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 5 months ago
I was working in a facility with about 400 desktops when we made the move to laser mice. I remember it fondly. Cleaning was worse than the theft, but both were obnoxious.
MutilationWave@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Oh god we were such shits in junior high. Throwing them was great fun because they hurt like hell. I witnessed a kid throw one out a window and crack the shit out of a teacher’s windshield. Why they never just put short flathead screws in I’ll never know, that would be my solution.
You got me nostalgic thinking of junior high. If there was a hell I’d never redeem myself through good deeds. We’d pack bags full of lunch food and drop them 4 floors down the stairwell where they would explode spectacularly. We got our milk in bags, so we would strategically place them around the school to rot. They got so swollen it was outrageous. When they popped it was like a grenade of putrid stink, about two or three weeks later. If you wanted one to pop faster you could hide it behind a radiator. Projectiles made of paper clips that would legit fuck you up when fired from rubber bands the right way. You could also bite the corner off the milk bag and throw it like a grenade. Oh man and you could put like a carrot or mashed potatoes or beans into a corner of the milk bag and smash a fist on top to shotgun it everywhere. Milk bags were versatile.
I was a piece of shit, but this was what I got up to while being severely bullied, there were worse kids.
Valmond@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Oh, the “hand cheese”