Not pictured: The giant crate full of dildo’s, furry costumes and assorted fetish gear under the bed.
Any relations experts?
Submitted 5 weeks ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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solomon42069@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
It is pictured, just not visible
INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 5 weeks ago
Theres three naked dudes under that bed you just know it.
moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
Bisexual pride!
olafurp@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
So many people have thought I was gay I went into introspection. Turns out I’m very straight.
whoisearth@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
I will say this in my bluntly antiquated way (47 man).
I kissed my buddy in high school because fuck it it was a dare. Didn’t like it it’s fucking weird. I wear pink. Love pink. I’ve painted my nails, dyed my hair, wore a dress before. I do all that because I know I’m straight. It’s hilarious watching less secure people do juggling exercises in their heads when I know I’m going home and I’m fucking chicks.
My current gf is far more conservative than I am so I’ve toned down a lot but my joke has always been my grandma thought I was gay and asked my cousin once. He told her I’m not because he’s walked in on me so many times having sex with girls lol.
Moral of the story, don’t give a fuck what people think. Do you and if doing you is being gay then be fucking gay. Own it. Trust people like me will have your back if some dickhead pushes back.
I’m with John Waters. We need to bring perverts back into fashion.
Lycist@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Dude, same.
I don’t wear much pink, but I paint my nails, I color my beard non-standard colors (I look great in purple).
Completely straight, never once had an interest in the same gender. I often accompany friends to drag shows and gay bars and I have a blast.
Valmond@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I was with you to the last line, but who’s John Waters?
olafurp@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Yeah, it’s usually just a compliment. Some things that implied I was gay were having gay friends, smiling, being friendly and not always having sex-seeking behavior with girls. Probably also that I don’t have traditionally male hobbies like football and I’m also a good listener. Then there’s the fact that I grew up in an all female household and I’m up for listening to matters of the heart.
Rest I’m pretty much a stereotype guy, I go to the gym, mediocre hygiene and dress like I have no sense of style. I’ve had some girls even say “I first thought you were gay but in reality you’re really straight”. Probably my love of having sex with girls gave it away finally.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
This sort of thinking is what made me realize that early gay figures (e.g. think the extremes of San Francisco and the like) were straight-up punk rock. “You don’t like us and want to harm us? Check it out, I’m walking my partner on a leash and we’re not wearing pants. Go fuck yourself.” That perspective really morphed my view into a real respect.
shalafi@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I’m 54, thin and wear women’s clothes all the time. My wife balked at me getting a couple of white linen blouses at the thrift, then she saw me in one at the beach. Hubba hubba.
tetris11@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
my dad still thinks I’m gay, and I’ve introduced him to previous gfs
beejboytyson@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Idk how little pics of meme would help but ok
AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I’m my late teens and early twenties, I had several occurrences of gay guys hitting on me, to the point where I started to worry that there was something about me. It seems funny to me now, but I really did have a period of wondering if I could be and was just repressing it because of my Catholic upbringing. But ultimately I realized that I just didn’t find guys attractive at all, and even the thought of kissing a guy was kind of a boner killer. So I get what you’re saying, even though on the surface it sounds funny to say you wondered if you could be gay.
Sometime later I ended up with a couple of close gay friends, and I mentioned it to them. They said it was probably because I put out a very non-judgemental vibe and didn’t seem like a homophobe, so it probably didn’t seem risky to hit on me.
Anahkiasen@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
So many people have thought I was gay I went into introspection. Turns out I’m very trans.
Nikki@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
im gay but not in the way anyone thought
BugleFingers@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
For some reason lots of women think I’m gay too, even when I had a woman friend wingman for me. I’m self sufficient, reasonably clean, I dress nice (with help), and honestly a bit odd so I suppose that’s why they’d think that. Just like you though, I’m quite straight
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
They weren’t calling ya gay because you dress nice and take care of yourself, it was that cock in yer ass
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 5 weeks ago
Fellas, is it gay to have a moderately tidy bedroom?
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
It’s entirely tidy, let’s be honest here.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 5 weeks ago
I bet you any woman with half her shit together could find at least 5 things wrong with that picture, probably more.
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
Is entirely tidy, gay-er than moderately tidy?
ElectricTrombone@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 5 weeks ago
Precisely
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 5 weeks ago
I wish there was a bot that turned these YouTube links to videos
EleventhHour@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
OK, now I wanna see the second pic. Cause that boy has a lovely bedroom. I would be very happy to get my ass destroyed in.
But I need to see a second pic, to see if he has a nice bedroom.
What? I have standards.
a_random_lunatic@linux.community 5 weeks ago
EleventhHour@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Lovely bedroom and your humble.
You’re welcome to send me a private message ;)
bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 5 weeks ago
No cuck chair? Fake and gay.
Tyfud@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
That shoe rack next to the door will prevent it from opening more than a crack, and it annoys me.
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
This is much nicer than the view of the bed. I hate those little prison / kitchen windows over the bed.
Plot twist: girlfriend is trans but in the closet so bedroom guy really is gay.
Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
I need to know if they have books! If you go home with someone and they don’t have books, don’t fuck ‘em!
I’m a proponent of literacy, by any means necessary.
Sabata11792@ani.social 5 weeks ago
Not gay, I just fear the idea of being around another human. I am incapable of romance.
ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 5 weeks ago
It’s easy. Just pretend everyone is a cat.
Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
“Hey don’t worry about shitting in the closet; I’ll scoop it up later.”
Sabata11792@ani.social 5 weeks ago
I think the cops would show up if I just randomly give a stranger head pats after allowing them smell my finger.
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
That’s fair, humans suck.
Source, I’m human and I suck (not literally).
Frostbeard@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I spent so many years in the army I am stil not really de-institutionalized. I made my bed every day as a student with bed spread as I didn’t want to dirty my bed clothes I’m case someone sat on the bed (small room). I still fold clothes for easy counting. I used to make my wife super angry when I complained about clutter “in the common rooms” as I always took my comic, book or whatever with me as I left the room.
Tbh I only ever got positive comments from the women I dated.
frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe 5 weeks ago
But what about the men you dated? 🙃
Frostbeard@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
No shade on those who fancy men, ut I don’t swing that way so it never came up :)
ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
This seems like the thread to ask… I am wiring up a two-way switch so that a person on either side of my bed can turn the bedside light on or off without having to roll over to the side that the light is on. Is… Is that gay?
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 5 weeks ago
It is gay, yes, but since you’re doing electrical work it’s pretty butch. I’d say it makes you more lesbian than anything else. If you get some smart plugs to put them lamps on you can set them for voiced activation and regain some heterosexuality (but only the nerdy, techy kind that comes with big Reddit Mod energy).
If you want to be back into Normal Straight Bro territory you have to make the voice command for the lamps the sound of you railing a chick. It’s the only way to square things up. I’m sorry, I don’t make the rules, and homo math can be very complicated.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I would honestly say that the smart plugs and general electrical work pretty much go hand in hand. All my very much heterosexual male acquaintances that are electricians love smart plugs. Smart plugs everywhere. Going to their homes is like coming to an experimental museum of “how can I just barely make this building up to code while nothing fucking works”.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
It has to be three-way in order to not be gay sorry
grue@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
It’s funny because it’s true (@ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works really does need 3-way switches for his application).
kautau@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Not if you say “no homo” every time you flip the switch
altima_neo@lemmy.zip 5 weeks ago
Blackmist@feddit.uk 5 weeks ago
Lightstrip behind the headboard. Wireless switch in the middle. Problem solved, no homosexuality involved.
DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Only if you don’t have a socket with Type-As built in
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Silly silly bedroom lol. Malelivingspace is the malefashionadvice for chubby reddit boys. Everything plain, soulless, and inoffensive. No character whatsoever, just “stick to the template.” Live a little in your living space.
OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
I legit thought the picture was of a hotel room at first
kalleboo@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I was looking for some reddit-tier joke of a big dildo under the bed or something
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Here I’m used to it being “TV on the floor in front of a recliner in an otherwise unfurnished apartment” kind of thing.
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 5 weeks ago
That reminds me of the Lemmy post with the unfinished living room and the turkey.
lightnsfw@reddthat.com 5 weeks ago
Does my office/workshop/gym/bedroom look okay guys?
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
malefashionadvice
I used to visit that sub a lot about ten years ago. It looks like it hasn’t changed a bit in that time - it even still has the same little fit drawings on the top bar. Has male fashion somehow frozen?
camr_on@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
All the content creators on MFA dipped after the api drama, all that’s left on that sub is reposts. Many of the userbase moved to their discord
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I wish it hadn’t changed, it’s gotten much worse, as has much of Reddit. Like the other guy said, all the mods on MFA left last year and took the core community to Discord (apparently, I don’t use Discord though). What’s left is just middle schoolers and bot accounts.
Interestingly I did hop back on Reddit a few days ago on a little check-in and saw this post on MFA. Might’ve been the subconscious reason I name dropped it above in the first place.
socsa@piefed.social 5 weeks ago
I just don't get the idea of separating living spaces by gender in the first place.
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
This is so bizarre. So his GF decides he’s gay, because his room is tidy? No mention of sex life, so I’m going to assume there’s no issues there.
Such a weird assumption to make.
Luccus@feddit.org 5 weeks ago
I have “the aura”. And although I don’t know what that means, I’ve started asking anyone who asks me if I’m actually gay, what leads them to that assumption.
The current top picks are:
I look put together, I care about hygene, I have clean my home, I’m usually friendly, I look happy.
Like… their assumption is correct. But when did caring for oneself become a sign of the big gay? What are straight people doing?!
bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 5 weeks ago
The straights are not doing well
bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 5 weeks ago
Nah it’s contrived.
It’s an impossible accusation to disprove, because it’s not a thing you did, it’s your preference. You can only “protest too much” or “protest too little”.
Likely the other person wants the relationship to end, but can’t stand the idea of it being their fault. So it’s the “closeted” person’s fault.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I must admit, I never make the bed when my wife is out of town.
jol@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
Am gay. I don’t make the bed unless I expect visits. Does it make me feel fricking good to see a tidy bed and house? Yes. Will I do it every day? Absolutely not.
victorz@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Just like us cis folk might feel as well. Am cis male, feel the same way, sorry of. In fact, I might even make the bed more often when my wife isn’t around because she keeps telling me that living things like a tidy bed more just after you get up out of it, so wait a while until making it. But if I wait, it never gets done. I’ll do it immediately if she isn’t around.
limelight79@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
I make the bed, at least my side of it, every day. If I don’t, my wife, along with the cats and dog, won’t give me any covers when I get in.
Korne127@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
This looks so much like a hotel room
ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Looks like the kind of guy that actually puts his drugs away when not using them.
Not to be trusted.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
sad beige ass room
Valmond@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Sad beige-ass room. Normie.
Sad beige ass-room. So gay.
orcrist@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
Can anyone place that hotel room?
tetris11@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Room 312, 43 MLK Blvd, Springfield, NK
BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Heterosexual men don’t decorate beyond the social minimum standard that it doesn’t look empty. This is not decorated, everything is just “put somewhere” where it is easily accessible.
NewAgeOldPerson@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
If I’m being honest, it looks like a badly kept hotel room.
Doorbook@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
the clock stresses me out
greenhorn@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
Is it just perspective, or is the picture on the left side of the window lower than the one on the right?
Korne127@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Homophobic… ._.
LordWiggle@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
So when we put all social pressure and all that aside and we look at a womanly woman, a manly woman a manly man, a womenly man, a person in between: which one would you prefer to fuck? One, several, all? This usually does the trick.
icedcoffee@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
What is the second picture?
jeena@piefed.jeena.net 5 weeks ago
If your girlfriend says you're gay, perhaps it's time to switch sides.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
If you need someone else to tell you who you are you should never leave the house. Seriously.
Clbull@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
roguetrick@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Reminds me of a song. m.youtube.com/watch?v=S7pbLArOCFE
Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Did you ever climax for her?
Do you want to climax for a dude?
Answering this two questions will place you somewhere on a spectrum from straight to queer.
ryannathans@aussie.zone 5 weeks ago
Bedside lamps don’t match, not gay
BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
My wife and I have carpets next to our sides. She did not want them to mismatch :(
ryannathans@aussie.zone 5 weeks ago
Sorry dude your wife is gay