Not pictured: The giant crate full of dildo’s, furry costumes and assorted fetish gear under the bed.
Any relations experts?
Submitted 4 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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solomon42069@lemmy.world 4 months ago
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 months ago
It is pictured, just not visible
INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 4 months ago
Theres three naked dudes under that bed you just know it.
moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
Bisexual pride!
olafurp@lemmy.world 4 months ago
So many people have thought I was gay I went into introspection. Turns out I’m very straight.
whoisearth@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
I will say this in my bluntly antiquated way (47 man).
I kissed my buddy in high school because fuck it it was a dare. Didn’t like it it’s fucking weird. I wear pink. Love pink. I’ve painted my nails, dyed my hair, wore a dress before. I do all that because I know I’m straight. It’s hilarious watching less secure people do juggling exercises in their heads when I know I’m going home and I’m fucking chicks.
My current gf is far more conservative than I am so I’ve toned down a lot but my joke has always been my grandma thought I was gay and asked my cousin once. He told her I’m not because he’s walked in on me so many times having sex with girls lol.
Moral of the story, don’t give a fuck what people think. Do you and if doing you is being gay then be fucking gay. Own it. Trust people like me will have your back if some dickhead pushes back.
I’m with John Waters. We need to bring perverts back into fashion.
Lycist@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Dude, same.
I don’t wear much pink, but I paint my nails, I color my beard non-standard colors (I look great in purple).
Completely straight, never once had an interest in the same gender. I often accompany friends to drag shows and gay bars and I have a blast.
Valmond@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I was with you to the last line, but who’s John Waters?
olafurp@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Yeah, it’s usually just a compliment. Some things that implied I was gay were having gay friends, smiling, being friendly and not always having sex-seeking behavior with girls. Probably also that I don’t have traditionally male hobbies like football and I’m also a good listener. Then there’s the fact that I grew up in an all female household and I’m up for listening to matters of the heart.
Rest I’m pretty much a stereotype guy, I go to the gym, mediocre hygiene and dress like I have no sense of style. I’ve had some girls even say “I first thought you were gay but in reality you’re really straight”. Probably my love of having sex with girls gave it away finally.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 months ago
This sort of thinking is what made me realize that early gay figures (e.g. think the extremes of San Francisco and the like) were straight-up punk rock. “You don’t like us and want to harm us? Check it out, I’m walking my partner on a leash and we’re not wearing pants. Go fuck yourself.” That perspective really morphed my view into a real respect.
shalafi@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I’m 54, thin and wear women’s clothes all the time. My wife balked at me getting a couple of white linen blouses at the thrift, then she saw me in one at the beach. Hubba hubba.
tetris11@lemmy.world 4 months ago
my dad still thinks I’m gay, and I’ve introduced him to previous gfs
beejboytyson@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Idk how little pics of meme would help but ok
AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I’m my late teens and early twenties, I had several occurrences of gay guys hitting on me, to the point where I started to worry that there was something about me. It seems funny to me now, but I really did have a period of wondering if I could be and was just repressing it because of my Catholic upbringing. But ultimately I realized that I just didn’t find guys attractive at all, and even the thought of kissing a guy was kind of a boner killer. So I get what you’re saying, even though on the surface it sounds funny to say you wondered if you could be gay.
Sometime later I ended up with a couple of close gay friends, and I mentioned it to them. They said it was probably because I put out a very non-judgemental vibe and didn’t seem like a homophobe, so it probably didn’t seem risky to hit on me.
Anahkiasen@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
So many people have thought I was gay I went into introspection. Turns out I’m very trans.
Nikki@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
im gay but not in the way anyone thought
BugleFingers@lemmy.world 4 months ago
For some reason lots of women think I’m gay too, even when I had a woman friend wingman for me. I’m self sufficient, reasonably clean, I dress nice (with help), and honestly a bit odd so I suppose that’s why they’d think that. Just like you though, I’m quite straight
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 4 months ago
They weren’t calling ya gay because you dress nice and take care of yourself, it was that cock in yer ass
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 4 months ago
Fellas, is it gay to have a moderately tidy bedroom?
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 4 months ago
It’s entirely tidy, let’s be honest here.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 4 months ago
I bet you any woman with half her shit together could find at least 5 things wrong with that picture, probably more.
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
Is entirely tidy, gay-er than moderately tidy?
ElectricTrombone@lemmy.world 4 months ago
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 4 months ago
Precisely
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 4 months ago
I wish there was a bot that turned these YouTube links to videos
EleventhHour@lemmy.world 4 months ago
OK, now I wanna see the second pic. Cause that boy has a lovely bedroom. I would be very happy to get my ass destroyed in.
But I need to see a second pic, to see if he has a nice bedroom.
What? I have standards.
a_random_lunatic@linux.community 4 months ago
EleventhHour@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Lovely bedroom and your humble.
You’re welcome to send me a private message ;)
bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 4 months ago
No cuck chair? Fake and gay.
Tyfud@lemmy.world 4 months ago
That shoe rack next to the door will prevent it from opening more than a crack, and it annoys me.
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
This is much nicer than the view of the bed. I hate those little prison / kitchen windows over the bed.
Plot twist: girlfriend is trans but in the closet so bedroom guy really is gay.
Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
I need to know if they have books! If you go home with someone and they don’t have books, don’t fuck ‘em!
I’m a proponent of literacy, by any means necessary.
Sabata11792@ani.social 4 months ago
Not gay, I just fear the idea of being around another human. I am incapable of romance.
ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 4 months ago
It’s easy. Just pretend everyone is a cat.
Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 4 months ago
“Hey don’t worry about shitting in the closet; I’ll scoop it up later.”
Sabata11792@ani.social 4 months ago
I think the cops would show up if I just randomly give a stranger head pats after allowing them smell my finger.
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
That’s fair, humans suck.
Source, I’m human and I suck (not literally).
Frostbeard@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I spent so many years in the army I am stil not really de-institutionalized. I made my bed every day as a student with bed spread as I didn’t want to dirty my bed clothes I’m case someone sat on the bed (small room). I still fold clothes for easy counting. I used to make my wife super angry when I complained about clutter “in the common rooms” as I always took my comic, book or whatever with me as I left the room.
Tbh I only ever got positive comments from the women I dated.
frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe 4 months ago
But what about the men you dated? 🙃
Frostbeard@lemmy.world 4 months ago
No shade on those who fancy men, ut I don’t swing that way so it never came up :)
ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
This seems like the thread to ask… I am wiring up a two-way switch so that a person on either side of my bed can turn the bedside light on or off without having to roll over to the side that the light is on. Is… Is that gay?
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 4 months ago
It is gay, yes, but since you’re doing electrical work it’s pretty butch. I’d say it makes you more lesbian than anything else. If you get some smart plugs to put them lamps on you can set them for voiced activation and regain some heterosexuality (but only the nerdy, techy kind that comes with big Reddit Mod energy).
If you want to be back into Normal Straight Bro territory you have to make the voice command for the lamps the sound of you railing a chick. It’s the only way to square things up. I’m sorry, I don’t make the rules, and homo math can be very complicated.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I would honestly say that the smart plugs and general electrical work pretty much go hand in hand. All my very much heterosexual male acquaintances that are electricians love smart plugs. Smart plugs everywhere. Going to their homes is like coming to an experimental museum of “how can I just barely make this building up to code while nothing fucking works”.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 months ago
It has to be three-way in order to not be gay sorry
grue@lemmy.world 4 months ago
It’s funny because it’s true (@ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works really does need 3-way switches for his application).
kautau@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Not if you say “no homo” every time you flip the switch
altima_neo@lemmy.zip 4 months ago
Blackmist@feddit.uk 4 months ago
Lightstrip behind the headboard. Wireless switch in the middle. Problem solved, no homosexuality involved.
DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Only if you don’t have a socket with Type-As built in
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Silly silly bedroom lol. Malelivingspace is the malefashionadvice for chubby reddit boys. Everything plain, soulless, and inoffensive. No character whatsoever, just “stick to the template.” Live a little in your living space.
OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
I legit thought the picture was of a hotel room at first
kalleboo@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I was looking for some reddit-tier joke of a big dildo under the bed or something
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Here I’m used to it being “TV on the floor in front of a recliner in an otherwise unfurnished apartment” kind of thing.
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 4 months ago
That reminds me of the Lemmy post with the unfinished living room and the turkey.
lightnsfw@reddthat.com 4 months ago
Does my office/workshop/gym/bedroom look okay guys?
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 4 months ago
malefashionadvice
I used to visit that sub a lot about ten years ago. It looks like it hasn’t changed a bit in that time - it even still has the same little fit drawings on the top bar. Has male fashion somehow frozen?
camr_on@lemmy.world 4 months ago
All the content creators on MFA dipped after the api drama, all that’s left on that sub is reposts. Many of the userbase moved to their discord
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I wish it hadn’t changed, it’s gotten much worse, as has much of Reddit. Like the other guy said, all the mods on MFA left last year and took the core community to Discord (apparently, I don’t use Discord though). What’s left is just middle schoolers and bot accounts.
Interestingly I did hop back on Reddit a few days ago on a little check-in and saw this post on MFA. Might’ve been the subconscious reason I name dropped it above in the first place.
socsa@piefed.social 4 months ago
I just don't get the idea of separating living spaces by gender in the first place.
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 4 months ago
This is so bizarre. So his GF decides he’s gay, because his room is tidy? No mention of sex life, so I’m going to assume there’s no issues there.
Such a weird assumption to make.
Luccus@feddit.org 4 months ago
I have “the aura”. And although I don’t know what that means, I’ve started asking anyone who asks me if I’m actually gay, what leads them to that assumption.
The current top picks are:
I look put together, I care about hygene, I have clean my home, I’m usually friendly, I look happy.
Like… their assumption is correct. But when did caring for oneself become a sign of the big gay? What are straight people doing?!
bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 4 months ago
The straights are not doing well
bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 4 months ago
Nah it’s contrived.
It’s an impossible accusation to disprove, because it’s not a thing you did, it’s your preference. You can only “protest too much” or “protest too little”.
Likely the other person wants the relationship to end, but can’t stand the idea of it being their fault. So it’s the “closeted” person’s fault.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I must admit, I never make the bed when my wife is out of town.
jol@discuss.tchncs.de 4 months ago
Am gay. I don’t make the bed unless I expect visits. Does it make me feel fricking good to see a tidy bed and house? Yes. Will I do it every day? Absolutely not.
victorz@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Just like us cis folk might feel as well. Am cis male, feel the same way, sorry of. In fact, I might even make the bed more often when my wife isn’t around because she keeps telling me that living things like a tidy bed more just after you get up out of it, so wait a while until making it. But if I wait, it never gets done. I’ll do it immediately if she isn’t around.
limelight79@lemm.ee 4 months ago
I make the bed, at least my side of it, every day. If I don’t, my wife, along with the cats and dog, won’t give me any covers when I get in.
Korne127@lemmy.world 4 months ago
This looks so much like a hotel room
ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Looks like the kind of guy that actually puts his drugs away when not using them.
Not to be trusted.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
sad beige ass room
Valmond@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Sad beige-ass room. Normie.
Sad beige ass-room. So gay.
orcrist@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Can anyone place that hotel room?
tetris11@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Room 312, 43 MLK Blvd, Springfield, NK
BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Heterosexual men don’t decorate beyond the social minimum standard that it doesn’t look empty. This is not decorated, everything is just “put somewhere” where it is easily accessible.
NewAgeOldPerson@lemmy.world 4 months ago
If I’m being honest, it looks like a badly kept hotel room.
Doorbook@lemmy.world 4 months ago
the clock stresses me out
greenhorn@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Is it just perspective, or is the picture on the left side of the window lower than the one on the right?
Korne127@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Homophobic… ._.
LordWiggle@lemmy.world 4 months ago
So when we put all social pressure and all that aside and we look at a womanly woman, a manly woman a manly man, a womenly man, a person in between: which one would you prefer to fuck? One, several, all? This usually does the trick.
icedcoffee@lemm.ee 4 months ago
What is the second picture?
jeena@piefed.jeena.net 4 months ago
If your girlfriend says you're gay, perhaps it's time to switch sides.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 4 months ago
If you need someone else to tell you who you are you should never leave the house. Seriously.
Clbull@lemmy.world 4 months ago
roguetrick@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Reminds me of a song. m.youtube.com/watch?v=S7pbLArOCFE
Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Did you ever climax for her?
Do you want to climax for a dude?
Answering this two questions will place you somewhere on a spectrum from straight to queer.
ryannathans@aussie.zone 4 months ago
Bedside lamps don’t match, not gay
BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
My wife and I have carpets next to our sides. She did not want them to mismatch :(
ryannathans@aussie.zone 4 months ago
Sorry dude your wife is gay