Bedside lamps don’t match, not gay
Any relations experts?
Submitted 1 day ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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ryannathans@aussie.zone 1 day ago
BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
My wife and I have carpets next to our sides. She did not want them to mismatch :(
ryannathans@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Sorry dude your wife is gay
solomon42069@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Not pictured: The giant crate full of dildo’s, furry costumes and assorted fetish gear under the bed.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It is pictured, just not visible
INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Theres three naked dudes under that bed you just know it.
moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Bisexual pride!
olafurp@lemmy.world 1 day ago
So many people have thought I was gay I went into introspection. Turns out I’m very straight.
whoisearth@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
I will say this in my bluntly antiquated way (47 man).
I kissed my buddy in high school because fuck it it was a dare. Didn’t like it it’s fucking weird. I wear pink. Love pink. I’ve painted my nails, dyed my hair, wore a dress before. I do all that because I know I’m straight. It’s hilarious watching less secure people do juggling exercises in their heads when I know I’m going home and I’m fucking chicks.
My current gf is far more conservative than I am so I’ve toned down a lot but my joke has always been my grandma thought I was gay and asked my cousin once. He told her I’m not because he’s walked in on me so many times having sex with girls lol.
Moral of the story, don’t give a fuck what people think. Do you and if doing you is being gay then be fucking gay. Own it. Trust people like me will have your back if some dickhead pushes back.
I’m with John Waters. We need to bring perverts back into fashion.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
This sort of thinking is what made me realize that early gay figures (e.g. think the extremes of San Francisco and the like) were straight-up punk rock. “You don’t like us and want to harm us? Check it out, I’m walking my partner on a leash and we’re not wearing pants. Go fuck yourself.” That perspective really morphed my view into a real respect.
Lycist@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Dude, same.
I don’t wear much pink, but I paint my nails, I color my beard non-standard colors (I look great in purple).
Completely straight, never once had an interest in the same gender. I often accompany friends to drag shows and gay bars and I have a blast.
Valmond@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I was with you to the last line, but who’s John Waters?
olafurp@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Yeah, it’s usually just a compliment. Some things that implied I was gay were having gay friends, smiling, being friendly and not always having sex-seeking behavior with girls. Probably also that I don’t have traditionally male hobbies like football and I’m also a good listener. Then there’s the fact that I grew up in an all female household and I’m up for listening to matters of the heart.
Rest I’m pretty much a stereotype guy, I go to the gym, mediocre hygiene and dress like I have no sense of style. I’ve had some girls even say “I first thought you were gay but in reality you’re really straight”. Probably my love of having sex with girls gave it away finally.
shalafi@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I’m 54, thin and wear women’s clothes all the time. My wife balked at me getting a couple of white linen blouses at the thrift, then she saw me in one at the beach. Hubba hubba.
AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I’m my late teens and early twenties, I had several occurrences of gay guys hitting on me, to the point where I started to worry that there was something about me. It seems funny to me now, but I really did have a period of wondering if I could be and was just repressing it because of my Catholic upbringing. But ultimately I realized that I just didn’t find guys attractive at all, and even the thought of kissing a guy was kind of a boner killer. So I get what you’re saying, even though on the surface it sounds funny to say you wondered if you could be gay.
Sometime later I ended up with a couple of close gay friends, and I mentioned it to them. They said it was probably because I put out a very non-judgemental vibe and didn’t seem like a homophobe, so it probably didn’t seem risky to hit on me.
tetris11@lemmy.world 1 day ago
my dad still thinks I’m gay, and I’ve introduced him to previous gfs
beejboytyson@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Idk how little pics of meme would help but ok
Anahkiasen@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
So many people have thought I was gay I went into introspection. Turns out I’m very trans.
Nikki@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
im gay but not in the way anyone thought
BugleFingers@lemmy.world 1 day ago
For some reason lots of women think I’m gay too, even when I had a woman friend wingman for me. I’m self sufficient, reasonably clean, I dress nice (with help), and honestly a bit odd so I suppose that’s why they’d think that. Just like you though, I’m quite straight
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 1 day ago
They weren’t calling ya gay because you dress nice and take care of yourself, it was that cock in yer ass
Frostbeard@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I spent so many years in the army I am stil not really de-institutionalized. I made my bed every day as a student with bed spread as I didn’t want to dirty my bed clothes I’m case someone sat on the bed (small room). I still fold clothes for easy counting. I used to make my wife super angry when I complained about clutter “in the common rooms” as I always took my comic, book or whatever with me as I left the room.
Tbh I only ever got positive comments from the women I dated.
Doorbook@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
the clock stresses me out
Sabata11792@ani.social 1 day ago
Not gay, I just fear the idea of being around another human. I am incapable of romance.
ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 1 day ago
It’s easy. Just pretend everyone is a cat.
Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 23 hours ago
“Hey don’t worry about shitting in the closet; I’ll scoop it up later.”
Sabata11792@ani.social 23 hours ago
I think the cops would show up if I just randomly give a stranger head pats after allowing them smell my finger.
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 17 hours ago
That’s fair, humans suck.
Source, I’m human and I suck (not literally).
icedcoffee@lemm.ee 12 hours ago
What is the second picture?
TacoNot@mander.xyz 47 minutes ago
A 10 inch butt plug
Clbull@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
NewAgeOldPerson@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
If I’m being honest, it looks like a badly kept hotel room.
Korne127@lemmy.world 1 day ago
This looks so much like a hotel room
ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Looks like the kind of guy that actually puts his drugs away when not using them.
Not to be trusted.
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Silly silly bedroom lol. Malelivingspace is the malefashionadvice for chubby reddit boys. Everything plain, soulless, and inoffensive. No character whatsoever, just “stick to the template.” Live a little in your living space.
OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
I legit thought the picture was of a hotel room at first
kalleboo@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I was looking for some reddit-tier joke of a big dildo under the bed or something
socsa@piefed.social 7 hours ago
I just don't get the idea of separating living spaces by gender in the first place.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Here I’m used to it being “TV on the floor in front of a recliner in an otherwise unfurnished apartment” kind of thing.
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 20 hours ago
That reminds me of the Lemmy post with the unfinished living room and the turkey.
lightnsfw@reddthat.com 20 hours ago
Does my office/workshop/gym/bedroom look okay guys?
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 1 day ago
malefashionadvice
I used to visit that sub a lot about ten years ago. It looks like it hasn’t changed a bit in that time - it even still has the same little fit drawings on the top bar. Has male fashion somehow frozen?
camr_on@lemmy.world 1 day ago
All the content creators on MFA dipped after the api drama, all that’s left on that sub is reposts. Many of the userbase moved to their discord
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I wish it hadn’t changed, it’s gotten much worse, as has much of Reddit. Like the other guy said, all the mods on MFA left last year and took the core community to Discord (apparently, I don’t use Discord though). What’s left is just middle schoolers and bot accounts.
Interestingly I did hop back on Reddit a few days ago on a little check-in and saw this post on MFA. Might’ve been the subconscious reason I name dropped it above in the first place.
EleventhHour@lemmy.world 1 day ago
OK, now I wanna see the second pic. Cause that boy has a lovely bedroom. I would be very happy to get my ass destroyed in.
But I need to see a second pic, to see if he has a nice bedroom.
What? I have standards.
a_random_lunatic@linux.community 1 day ago
EleventhHour@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Lovely bedroom and your humble.
You’re welcome to send me a private message ;)
bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 1 day ago
No cuck chair? Fake and gay.
Tyfud@lemmy.world 1 day ago
That shoe rack next to the door will prevent it from opening more than a crack, and it annoys me.
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
This is much nicer than the view of the bed. I hate those little prison / kitchen windows over the bed.
Plot twist: girlfriend is trans but in the closet so bedroom guy really is gay.
Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
I need to know if they have books! If you go home with someone and they don’t have books, don’t fuck ‘em!
I’m a proponent of literacy, by any means necessary.
ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
This seems like the thread to ask… I am wiring up a two-way switch so that a person on either side of my bed can turn the bedside light on or off without having to roll over to the side that the light is on. Is… Is that gay?
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 1 day ago
It is gay, yes, but since you’re doing electrical work it’s pretty butch. I’d say it makes you more lesbian than anything else. If you get some smart plugs to put them lamps on you can set them for voiced activation and regain some heterosexuality (but only the nerdy, techy kind that comes with big Reddit Mod energy).
If you want to be back into Normal Straight Bro territory you have to make the voice command for the lamps the sound of you railing a chick. It’s the only way to square things up. I’m sorry, I don’t make the rules, and homo math can be very complicated.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I would honestly say that the smart plugs and general electrical work pretty much go hand in hand. All my very much heterosexual male acquaintances that are electricians love smart plugs. Smart plugs everywhere. Going to their homes is like coming to an experimental museum of “how can I just barely make this building up to code while nothing fucking works”.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It has to be three-way in order to not be gay sorry
grue@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It’s funny because it’s true (@ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works really does need 3-way switches for his application).
kautau@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Not if you say “no homo” every time you flip the switch
altima_neo@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Blackmist@feddit.uk 1 day ago
Lightstrip behind the headboard. Wireless switch in the middle. Problem solved, no homosexuality involved.
DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Only if you don’t have a socket with Type-As built in
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I must admit, I never make the bed when my wife is out of town.
jol@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
Am gay. I don’t make the bed unless I expect visits. Does it make me feel fricking good to see a tidy bed and house? Yes. Will I do it every day? Absolutely not.
victorz@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Just like us cis folk might feel as well. Am cis male, feel the same way, sorry of. In fact, I might even make the bed more often when my wife isn’t around because she keeps telling me that living things like a tidy bed more just after you get up out of it, so wait a while until making it. But if I wait, it never gets done. I’ll do it immediately if she isn’t around.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I guess that destroys that theory.
limelight79@lemm.ee 1 day ago
I make the bed, at least my side of it, every day. If I don’t, my wife, along with the cats and dog, won’t give me any covers when I get in.
victorz@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I never understood sleeping in the same bed as a dog. Feels so filthy. Even a cat, bro. (Lived with cats for 22 years before moving from parent.)
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 1 day ago
This is so bizarre. So his GF decides he’s gay, because his room is tidy? No mention of sex life, so I’m going to assume there’s no issues there.
Such a weird assumption to make.
Luccus@feddit.org 1 day ago
I have “the aura”. And although I don’t know what that means, I’ve started asking anyone who asks me if I’m actually gay, what leads them to that assumption.
The current top picks are:
I look put together, I care about hygene, I have clean my home, I’m usually friendly, I look happy.
Like… their assumption is correct. But when did caring for oneself become a sign of the big gay? What are straight people doing?!
bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 1 day ago
The straights are not doing well
bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 1 day ago
Nah it’s contrived.
It’s an impossible accusation to disprove, because it’s not a thing you did, it’s your preference. You can only “protest too much” or “protest too little”.
Likely the other person wants the relationship to end, but can’t stand the idea of it being their fault. So it’s the “closeted” person’s fault.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
sad beige ass room
Valmond@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Sad beige-ass room. Normie.
Sad beige ass-room. So gay.
orcrist@lemm.ee 1 day ago
Can anyone place that hotel room?
tetris11@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Room 312, 43 MLK Blvd, Springfield, NK
Korne127@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Homophobic… ._.
greenhorn@lemm.ee 1 day ago
Is it just perspective, or is the picture on the left side of the window lower than the one on the right?
BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Heterosexual men don’t decorate beyond the social minimum standard that it doesn’t look empty. This is not decorated, everything is just “put somewhere” where it is easily accessible.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
If you need someone else to tell you who you are you should never leave the house. Seriously.
Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 13 hours ago
LordWiggle@lemmy.world 1 day ago
So when we put all social pressure and all that aside and we look at a womanly woman, a manly woman a manly man, a womenly man, a person in between: which one would you prefer to fuck? One, several, all? This usually does the trick.
jeena@piefed.jeena.net 1 day ago
If your girlfriend says you're gay, perhaps it's time to switch sides.
roguetrick@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Reminds me of a song. m.youtube.com/watch?v=S7pbLArOCFE
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Did you ever climax for her?
Do you want to climax for a dude?
Answering this two questions will place you somewhere on a spectrum from straight to queer.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 day ago
Fellas, is it gay to have a moderately tidy bedroom?
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
It’s entirely tidy, let’s be honest here.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 15 hours ago
I bet you any woman with half her shit together could find at least 5 things wrong with that picture, probably more.
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 17 hours ago
Is entirely tidy, gay-er than moderately tidy?
ElectricTrombone@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
FELLAS
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 9 hours ago
Precisely