whoisearth

@whoisearth@lemmy.ca

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Fun story. I once put my car on a site called lease busters because my ex and I were looking to get a bigger vehicle and there was 3 years left on the lease.

  It’s long lost to time but I had a dude message me saying he would be willing to take the lease but said I could keep the car and insurance under my name.

  Like what in the absolute fuck?!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon listens to the radio⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Who’s all in?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'Xbox Hardware Is Dead,' Says Founding Team Member, 'It Looks Like Xbox Has No Desire — Or Literally Can't — Ship Hardware Anymore' - IGN⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey MDK deserves another one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Carnivory in Plants⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  People with Downs Syndrome are the missing link between humans and potatoes?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cheeto devouring his nation⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Insanity created some of the most definitely gothic images ever. Goya is so slept on. I’m especially partial to his etchings

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨lik lik lik⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pet tiger jumps on bed. 500 pounds of muscle paces in a circle beside you. You pet them on their head as they rotate away from your head scratches as your hand hugs be base of their back and they present their asshole to you.

  Cats

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon learns happiness is simpler than he thought⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not intending to. It’s the only way I can have peace and quiet is to outlive all of you 🤣

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨thicc 🌈⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Forgot and dark. Mmmmmm

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon learns happiness is simpler than he thought⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Lost everything in my life at one point, started over.

  Should have saved more frequently 🤣

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon learns happiness is simpler than he thought⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You. Will. Die.

  Speak for yourself. That said, I’m still enjoying the ride.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Knicks fire Tom Thibodeau after 5 seasons, conference finals run — The Athletic⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Good way to put it and never thought of it this way before. Sam Mitchell is another good example of a floor raiser.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[Game Threads] NBA Finals 2025⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My dementia says Thunder in 2

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are you a Lemmy Shitbird? Click here to find out.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Same as with reddit. I so rarely down vote I can’t even tell you the last time I did because like many of you don’t do I understand the difference between disagreeing and not on topic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does anyone use a phone without a protective case?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Work phone is not in a case because IDGAF. Personal phone, always Spigen or go home.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not a problem but highly unlikely it will last. You’re both at completely different points in your lives.

  I say if you’re going into the date with a level head you’re good.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon plays vidya with the bros⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Men don’t talk about shit.

  Source - am man

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon dances with the devil in the pale moonlight⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Mamma mia!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨demon named racecar⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Got me wondering what Nivek Ogre is up to now

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Home Depot tax at work!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Robertson is always the correct answer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The emotional support dunkies⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  He could Bakula this bitch up for sure

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The emotional support dunkies⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You know what. I think Star Trek may be what he needs in life. The community and fambase coupled with a supporting cast he could have an extremely quiet and happy career.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What did he see?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I remember watching this when it happened. God it was a simpler time. I’d be the dude grinning although I think many men would be lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She will devour your soul⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Shorty can devour something for sure.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If I snapped you back in time 650 years right this very second, how would you use your current knowledge to succeed?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I find it hilarious that in even a thought experiment with no bearing on reality you always have people that will shit on your hypothetical fantasies.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If I snapped you back in time 650 years right this very second, how would you use your current knowledge to succeed?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe you missed the “as much as possible” part

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If I snapped you back in time 650 years right this very second, how would you use your current knowledge to succeed?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Fly under the radar as much as possible, find a cute girl and settle down and have a lot of kids.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon describes their dream home⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I would if it were not for the complexity of child support I don’t want to do my ex dirty like that. I’m ready to shift careers but that will mean a major pay cut

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon describes their dream home⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So I’m longer in the tooth now nearing 50. Got 3 kids. My intention when my kids finish high school is to go back to the small towns from whence I came. City living is so goddamn expensive now. I can buy 50 acres for slightly more than what I pay for a 30*150 lot with a semi-detached home.

  I’m gonna Christopher Robin my life when I nope out of IT and with luck build houses for my kids and build a homestead.

  This is the way folks. Protect you and yours the best you can.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nintendo ‘warned to expect 145% tariff on Nintendo Switch 2’⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Tangential but was at the hospital for an Endo appointment with my son and chuckled in our waiting room “I bet there’s an old white guy in a suit right now going ‘but what if we made these waiting rooms smaller?’”

  Note. Room was already small.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Give us your craziest ocean facts. 🦑⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Tl;Dr

  We fucked yo