thicc 🌈

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Instead of this section on clapping it from behind to watch the booty jiggle, may I suggest:

  Every object perseveres in its state of rest, or of uniform motion in a right line, unless it is compelled to change that state by forces impressed thereon.

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  • OpenStars@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    That's what I told your mom... last night.

    I mean, let us publish these results in a journal of some scientific repute.

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    • enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      There’s actually subreddit fo such academic papers, on reddit, r/immaterialscience. Few titles are like

      “Theoretical Upper Limit of Yo Mama’s Mass”. Which in the end there’s a section of Conflict of Interest: author has considerable interest in yo mama, both financially or otherwise. But unable to disclose the details,

      “Yo Mam Jokes as a Psychosexual Development”

      “Replying ‘Haha So True!’ to Every Meme Your Friend Sends: An Experimental Study in Preserving Social Bonds with Minimal Effort”

      “Thermodynaics of Silence: Why Quiet People Emits Cold Aura”

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• ohulancutash@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  I dunno what a Sir Newton is, but the chap is supposed to be Sir Isaac.

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• grue@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Wasn’t he celibate or something?

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Just because he didn’t actually touch big butts doesn’t mean he didn’t have them living in his head rent free. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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    • Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      The first edition of On the Origins of Species by charles Darwin didn’t originally sell well because he waxed poetically about “all life’s duty to please booty”. He also could be bothered with taxanomic nomenclature and called most creatures bootyus maximus.

      “That bird has a curved beak!” His assistant would say. “But look at the curves on the other end. Thicc” would all too often be his reply.

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    That was just no nut november

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  • Semjaza@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    I think fairly confirmed as not interested in women, but unsure as to what flavour of not into women.

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  • FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    I think there’s a meme he died a virgin. Unsure if we actually know this.

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• ramble81@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  I like my women like I like my syrup: thick and rich.

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  • whoisearth@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Forgot and dark. Mmmmmm

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