thefrankring

@thefrankring@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Olympics going crazy this year⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Now, I understand why they always share that Olympic Flame.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I didn’t know geese can own cars⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Did I read honk?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i apologize for my wacky and uncharacteristic behavior 😔⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel so much better now you are sane.

  Wanna go scalp some bald people?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Butterdog, the inverse⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  When you eat them, they give you a butter heart.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is ground control to Major Dumb...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Most affordable rocket ever

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Real⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You probably forgot to pay the monthly subscription of your refrigerator.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨every company right now⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My hammer and screwdriver are AI powered.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There’s a lot going on here⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So many green flags.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mood⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  We need to invent grass guns.

  So that everyone can touch grass.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are there any good casual/low-stress mobile games that aren't filled with microtransactions?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Damn, I hope you’re not too traumatized

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are there any good casual/low-stress mobile games that aren't filled with microtransactions?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That stresses you out bro?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨gotdamn⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Cuz I’m so wet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨gotdamn⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I wish Lake Superior would empregnate me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are there any good casual/low-stress mobile games that aren't filled with microtransactions?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Tetris

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Found a good book⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Who cares about Harvard Business School?

  All I want to know is Jewish-Japanese Sex.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Unrealistic Body Standards⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is four-legged at this point.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I bet he does.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Gotta hawk tuah those shareholders and investors.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨greatest amazon review⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I only see rocks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Found a good book⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is the swiss army knife for books.

  You get everything you need to know in the book.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Got to let them run around⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Park time or lunch time?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What a Hobby⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hard to say, I might need a chart like this to identify them

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What a Hobby⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Sometimes, I go outside and there’s this thing called ‘humans’.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spicy jokes⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I eat whole stars in one bite.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨non vegan pizza time⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  By eating meat, I save vefan’s food from going extinct.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I like to spread knowledge⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I wasn’t ready for such life changing knowledge

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Horror story⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Better a bed under you dad

  Than a Redbull over your dad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chair bad⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not me that sucks at video games, it’s the freaking desk.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Eating your veggies⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My parents used to say that argument for me to finish my plate.

  Until I found a better argument and never heard that phrase again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm an empath⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  As I grow older, I trust more and more my intuition and energy.

  People can be deceiving. I don’t trust words as I used to.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨coo coo cachoo⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Y’all need Jesus.