thefrankring
@thefrankring@lemmy.world
- Comment on The Olympics going crazy this year 4 months ago:
Now, I understand why they always share that Olympic Flame.
- Comment on I didn’t know geese can own cars 4 months ago:
Did I read honk?
- Comment on i apologize for my wacky and uncharacteristic behavior 😔 4 months ago:
I feel so much better now you are sane.
Wanna go scalp some bald people?
- Comment on Butterdog, the inverse 5 months ago:
When you eat them, they give you a butter heart.
- Comment on This is ground control to Major Dumb... 5 months ago:
Most affordable rocket ever
- Comment on Real 5 months ago:
You probably forgot to pay the monthly subscription of your refrigerator.
- Comment on every company right now 5 months ago:
My hammer and screwdriver are AI powered.
- Comment on There’s a lot going on here 5 months ago:
So many green flags.
- Comment on Mood 5 months ago:
We need to invent grass guns.
So that everyone can touch grass.
- Comment on Are there any good casual/low-stress mobile games that aren't filled with microtransactions? 5 months ago:
Damn, I hope you’re not too traumatized
- Comment on Are there any good casual/low-stress mobile games that aren't filled with microtransactions? 5 months ago:
That stresses you out bro?
- Comment on gotdamn 5 months ago:
Cuz I’m so wet.
- Comment on gotdamn 5 months ago:
I wish Lake Superior would empregnate me.
- Comment on Are there any good casual/low-stress mobile games that aren't filled with microtransactions? 5 months ago:
Tetris
- Comment on Found a good book 5 months ago:
Who cares about Harvard Business School?
All I want to know is Jewish-Japanese Sex.
- Comment on Unrealistic Body Standards 5 months ago:
This is four-legged at this point.
- Comment on I bet he does. 5 months ago:
Gotta hawk tuah those shareholders and investors.
- Comment on greatest amazon review 5 months ago:
I only see rocks
- Comment on Found a good book 5 months ago:
This is the swiss army knife for books.
You get everything you need to know in the book.
- Comment on Got to let them run around 5 months ago:
Park time or lunch time?
- Comment on What a Hobby 5 months ago:
Hard to say, I might need a chart like this to identify them
- Comment on What a Hobby 5 months ago:
Sometimes, I go outside and there’s this thing called ‘humans’.
- Comment on Spicy jokes 5 months ago:
I eat whole stars in one bite.
- Comment on non vegan pizza time 5 months ago:
By eating meat, I save vefan’s food from going extinct.
- Comment on I like to spread knowledge 5 months ago:
I wasn’t ready for such life changing knowledge
- Comment on Horror story 6 months ago:
Better a bed under you dad
Than a Redbull over your dad.
- Comment on Chair bad 6 months ago:
It’s not me that sucks at video games, it’s the freaking desk.
- Comment on Eating your veggies 6 months ago:
My parents used to say that argument for me to finish my plate.
Until I found a better argument and never heard that phrase again.
- Comment on I'm an empath 6 months ago:
As I grow older, I trust more and more my intuition and energy.
People can be deceiving. I don’t trust words as I used to.
- Comment on coo coo cachoo 6 months ago:
Y’all need Jesus.