I think it would break something irreparable in my brain if a really attractive 30-something year old woman in a sharp business suit stepped out of that car.
There’s a lot going on here
Submitted 10 months ago by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today to [deleted]
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stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Num10ck@lemmy.world 10 months ago
what if a wasted justin timberlake did?
joshoff@lemmynsfw.com 10 months ago
Give him the ol’ “woop woop” and a wink
spujb@lemmy.cafe 10 months ago
it would ruin the tour
stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’d call the cops. Nobody is above the law.
littletranspunk@lemmus.org 10 months ago
honk
Delphia@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I used to like the Chrysler 300, then I saw the kind of people who buy them.
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I don’t think you intended this to be as racist as it sounds but holy shit this sounds so fucking racist.
nomous@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I had a (white) friend who had a pretty nice one, rims and tinted windows, heated seats, it was a nice car for a Chrysler. He said he got stopped constantly for made up reasons but would inevitably let him go when they realized it was a 30yr old nerd.
DannyMac@lemm.ee [bot] 10 months ago
Juggalos and juggalettes?
Lightor@lemmy.world 10 months ago
On a Chrysler 300, his grandma know he did this to her car?
DrDominate@lemmy.world 10 months ago
That is the grandma
match@pawb.social 10 months ago
Dom Granny “The Armwarmer” Juggalo
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 10 months ago
They would have gone for the Ford Five Hundred but they ran out of lube.
HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 10 months ago
that car is your granmas
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Hey that’s my car.
PythagreousTitties@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Hi Mom!
mobilehugh@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Not that i was gonna track them down, but blurring the license plate seems ironic in this case.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 10 months ago
It’s a lot easier to track someone down by their license plate than their bumper stickers.
Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It’s also a lot easier to falsely report the car for a crime without the plate number. Far too many people are bored online and I would be terrified of a couple thousand seeing my truck and plate numbers.
GroundedGator@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Sadly I can say this is not the first time I’ve seen the bang local milfs decal, and that does not appear to be a Florida plate.
thewitchslayer@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I can almost guarantee it is a standard Michigan plate. The tag should expire this year
FlaminGoku@reddthat.com 10 months ago
It’s not that sad. I feel like that’s a pretty general consensus.
I am pro banging local milves
riodoro1@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I love it. I’d definitely honk.
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I believe exactly one of those statements.
Godric@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Sorry, you said “worse” whem you meant “better”. Obvious bot account!
Noite_Etion@lemmy.world 10 months ago
This just screams to cops, pull me over!
We had reason to believe you are on meth, so we are going to perform a search of your vehicle and perform like 8 drug tests on you.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 10 months ago
A good way to waste their time if you can manage to stay clean
GBU_28@lemm.ee 10 months ago
If you.put.this shit on your car, chances are you don’t manage.
niktemadur@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Also a waste of your own time. Double edged sword. Unless you like sitting and waiting under flickering fluorescent lighting for your cavity search.
toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Ooh, don’t do meth kids.
thefartographer@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Look, don’t do any kids, no matter what drugs they’re on!
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Nothing wrong with a healthy libido.
Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Its like NFS Underground, except the car is shit, the decals are shit and probably the driver is a piece of shit.
PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world 10 months ago
How dare you besmirch the good name of NSFU2 by comparing it to this rolling shit heap full of probable cause!
Gork@lemm.ee 10 months ago
He seems like a fun guy to have at the local orgy.
spujb@lemmy.cafe 10 months ago
*better
Yoooooooo@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Pure Michigan
creditCrazy@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Jesus Chrysler that’s a crazy Christ
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 months ago
He better keep a lot of changes of underwear in his car.
GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Or he’s wearing one REALLY crusty pair of underwear.
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Underwear only slows down the fisting
thefrankring@lemmy.world 10 months ago
So many green flags.
bruhduh@lemmy.world 10 months ago
wordington driver
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Hey OP, if you’re gonna take a pic of my ride, it’s common courtesy to censor the license plate.
WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
While I agree that censoring the plate is courteous, I don’t think that is how this car in particular is most likely to be identified. /s
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It’s the bumper, isn’t it? I’ve been meaning to get it repainted but times are tough, y’know?
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 10 months ago
…better now?