thefartographer
@thefartographer@lemm.ee
- Comment on It’s over 1 week ago:
yep you’re dead good luck turning 15
- Comment on $1K a month is a good deal 1 week ago:
How do I made my deposit??
- Comment on Itch.io was taken down by funko pop 1 week ago:
- Comment on Itch.io was taken down by funko pop 1 week ago:
I put it in all my cars! I use it to write all my emails! I sprinkle it on my cereal and eat it for breakfast!
- Comment on Anon meets a girl at a wedding 1 week ago:
“Got a rubber?”
“Nope, but I’ve got plenty of microplastics”
- Comment on Anon meets a girl at a wedding 1 week ago:
Having children after 40 greatly increases chances of birth defects, I can only imagine what happens after hundreds of years.
- Comment on This spoon. 1 week ago:
You aren’t supposed to, but you definitely should. Stare everyone deeply in their eyeballs and stick the whole bowl of the spoon in your mouth. Then add everyone else’s spoons to your mouth one at a time. Keep eye-contact.
- Comment on Boil em, Mash em, Stick them in a Stew 2 weeks ago:
Why not? I find the greener parts of nightshades to be the most deliciously tingly
- Comment on 1 in 3 people 2 weeks ago:
It’s okay, I must be particularly silly this morning because I’m laughing at it way too hard
- Comment on It hurts 2 weeks ago:
If you can’t handle the slightest insult, you need to grow thicker skin. Or any skin… How tf are you alive?
- Comment on lewd noodles 3 weeks ago:
Skinake is skinakey
- Comment on Why Simon Pegg thinks Star Trek is forever tainted 3 weeks ago:
Now I remember it even less!
- Comment on Why Simon Pegg thinks Star Trek is forever tainted 3 weeks ago:
Generations is the best Star Trek movie ever because it’s the first one I saw in theaters. I don’t even remember what it’s about
- Comment on Why Simon Pegg thinks Star Trek is forever tainted 3 weeks ago:
Yeah, the headline horribly twists his words. I think he’s saying that the experience filming another Star Trek movie in that universe will be forever tainted for the cast.
- Comment on 🎵 You know the season and so do I 🎶 3 weeks ago:
I was confused after I read the music because I’ve forgotten how to read music and my pitch is shit
- Comment on brains! 3 weeks ago:
Oh yeah? I care even less about Lemmy points. Watch as I fearlessly downvote myself!
- Comment on brains! 4 weeks ago:
OP has a baby in their head
- Comment on BIOMES 4 weeks ago:
Plain Jane?
- Comment on Bottom of the Ocean 4 weeks ago:
Uh, actually, it’s fish poopoos and peepees
- Comment on Anon falls through the cracks 5 weeks ago:
Ah yes, the super-informative anecdotal sample size of…
*checks notes*
… one.*checks notes again*
Eh, an unreliable source at that - Comment on I feel this way about cinnamon. 5 weeks ago:
I don’t care how they’re picked, you generally shouldn’t feed peppers and spices that you’d use in chili. And never onions, garlic, or grapes regardless of the intended application.
- Comment on I feel this way about cinnamon. 5 weeks ago:
These rules come from the same people who put a slice of cheese on apple pie. “It adds a savory quality to all the sweetness.” Fuck off, it adds the taste of cheese to apple pie. People also like mint and chocolate, maybe you should eat some M&Ms coated in Vicks vaporub
Chili is steaming dog food with too many spices and onions for dogs to eat. If you think your chili tastes better with beans or even cinnamon, then get down with your bad self. Anyone who tells you otherwise is welcome to not eat your chili.
“Syrup doesn’t belong on waffles/french toast”
“Cookies shouldn’t have raisins”
“You shouldn’t put butter on your tortillas”
Fuck all y’all, I’mma eat my food how it tastes good and you can maybe chime in once you got a show on the food network - Comment on Philip Zimbardo, 91, Whose Stanford Prison Experiment Studied Evil, Dies 5 weeks ago:
This week is really looking up
- Comment on What did France just call me?! 1 month ago:
“Temporarily closed”
I’m sorry, friend. You didn’t deserve to be called that…
- Comment on Understandable, copy that. 1 month ago:
So, did the inter your apartment or is a raining on that day?
- Comment on Yoda had an aneurysm 1 month ago:
Laugh laugh the different all me
- Comment on Nuclear Demonology 1 month ago:
Demon wranglers
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
I don’t see what’s so difficult to understand. If you can’t retire at 60, try again at 90. At 120, you really should consider an alternative. If you have to wait until 150, retirement will likely be a lower-priority issue. \s
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
I wrote this quickly while going on the toilet. Just thought I’d share.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
$7K a year ago