thefartographer
@thefartographer@lemm.ee
- Comment on It hurts 6 hours ago:
If you can’t handle the slightest insult, you need to grow thicker skin. Or any skin… How tf are you alive?
- Comment on lewd noodles 6 days ago:
Skinake is skinakey
- Comment on Why Simon Pegg thinks Star Trek is forever tainted 1 week ago:
Now I remember it even less!
- Comment on Why Simon Pegg thinks Star Trek is forever tainted 1 week ago:
Generations is the best Star Trek movie ever because it’s the first one I saw in theaters. I don’t even remember what it’s about
- Comment on Why Simon Pegg thinks Star Trek is forever tainted 1 week ago:
Yeah, the headline horribly twists his words. I think he’s saying that the experience filming another Star Trek movie in that universe will be forever tainted for the cast.
- Comment on 🎵 You know the season and so do I 🎶 1 week ago:
I was confused after I read the music because I’ve forgotten how to read music and my pitch is shit
- Comment on brains! 1 week ago:
Oh yeah? I care even less about Lemmy points. Watch as I fearlessly downvote myself!
- Comment on brains! 1 week ago:
OP has a baby in their head
- Comment on BIOMES 2 weeks ago:
Plain Jane?
- Comment on Bottom of the Ocean 2 weeks ago:
Uh, actually, it’s fish poopoos and peepees
- Comment on Anon falls through the cracks 2 weeks ago:
Ah yes, the super-informative anecdotal sample size of…
*checks notes*
… one.*checks notes again*
Eh, an unreliable source at that - Comment on I feel this way about cinnamon. 3 weeks ago:
I don’t care how they’re picked, you generally shouldn’t feed peppers and spices that you’d use in chili. And never onions, garlic, or grapes regardless of the intended application.
- Comment on I feel this way about cinnamon. 3 weeks ago:
These rules come from the same people who put a slice of cheese on apple pie. “It adds a savory quality to all the sweetness.” Fuck off, it adds the taste of cheese to apple pie. People also like mint and chocolate, maybe you should eat some M&Ms coated in Vicks vaporub
Chili is steaming dog food with too many spices and onions for dogs to eat. If you think your chili tastes better with beans or even cinnamon, then get down with your bad self. Anyone who tells you otherwise is welcome to not eat your chili.
“Syrup doesn’t belong on waffles/french toast”
“Cookies shouldn’t have raisins”
“You shouldn’t put butter on your tortillas”
Fuck all y’all, I’mma eat my food how it tastes good and you can maybe chime in once you got a show on the food network - Comment on Philip Zimbardo, 91, Whose Stanford Prison Experiment Studied Evil, Dies 3 weeks ago:
This week is really looking up
- Comment on What did France just call me?! 3 weeks ago:
“Temporarily closed”
I’m sorry, friend. You didn’t deserve to be called that…
- Comment on Understandable, copy that. 3 weeks ago:
So, did the inter your apartment or is a raining on that day?
- Comment on Yoda had an aneurysm 3 weeks ago:
Laugh laugh the different all me
- Comment on Nuclear Demonology 4 weeks ago:
Demon wranglers
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
I don’t see what’s so difficult to understand. If you can’t retire at 60, try again at 90. At 120, you really should consider an alternative. If you have to wait until 150, retirement will likely be a lower-priority issue. \s
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
I wrote this quickly while going on the toilet. Just thought I’d share.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
$7K a year ago
- Comment on She-Ra Lives! 4 weeks ago:
Oh yeah? Then why am I always angry at everyone all the time?!
Boom. Scienced!
\s
- Comment on How to survive a werewolf attack. 4 weeks ago:
All of my dogs have loved our current vet. I’ve tried a couple other vets that were closer to me at different times, and my current vet is the only one that our dogs have been excited to visit in the 20 years since we met her.
- Comment on NoStupidQuestions 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Anon awakens an ancient evil 4 weeks ago:
While the “caste iron cookware” sounds fascinating, I’m mostly interested in these “navel ships”
Please don’t edit your comment, the mental images I’m getting from it are fantastic
- Comment on NoStupidQuestions 4 weeks ago:
In toasty we trust
- Comment on NoStupidQuestions 4 weeks ago:
You might wanna narrow your scope on that wish or else you’re gonna get some early homosapien fetish/murder info.
- Comment on Read-onlys are cancer. Post stuff you want to see. 4 weeks ago:
I’d give you gold, but all I’ve got is lead and a particle accelerator. Good luck!
- Comment on The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets 4 weeks ago:
Remember when Obama failed to stop hurricane Katrina?
I’m assuming their statement was meant to parallel this idiot thing that people started saying during Trump’s presidency
- Comment on Be a rebel, pick up trash. 5 weeks ago:
It’s really easy to tell the difference. The jellyfish is the one that hurts you immediately when you try to swallow it and the plastic bag is the one that causes problems in 1.5-3 minutes with catastrophic problems around 10 minutes.
