thefartographer
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- Comment on BIOMES 3 days ago:
Plain Jane?
- Comment on Bottom of the Ocean 3 days ago:
Uh, actually, it’s fish poopoos and peepees
- Comment on Anon falls through the cracks 1 week ago:
Ah yes, the super-informative anecdotal sample size of…
*checks notes*
… one.*checks notes again*
Eh, an unreliable source at that - Comment on I feel this way about cinnamon. 1 week ago:
I don’t care how they’re picked, you generally shouldn’t feed peppers and spices that you’d use in chili. And never onions, garlic, or grapes regardless of the intended application.
- Comment on I feel this way about cinnamon. 1 week ago:
These rules come from the same people who put a slice of cheese on apple pie. “It adds a savory quality to all the sweetness.” Fuck off, it adds the taste of cheese to apple pie. People also like mint and chocolate, maybe you should eat some M&Ms coated in Vicks vaporub
Chili is steaming dog food with too many spices and onions for dogs to eat. If you think your chili tastes better with beans or even cinnamon, then get down with your bad self. Anyone who tells you otherwise is welcome to not eat your chili.
“Syrup doesn’t belong on waffles/french toast”
“Cookies shouldn’t have raisins”
“You shouldn’t put butter on your tortillas”
Fuck all y’all, I’mma eat my food how it tastes good and you can maybe chime in once you got a show on the food network - Comment on Philip Zimbardo, 91, Whose Stanford Prison Experiment Studied Evil, Dies 1 week ago:
This week is really looking up
- Comment on What did France just call me?! 1 week ago:
“Temporarily closed”
I’m sorry, friend. You didn’t deserve to be called that…
- Comment on Understandable, copy that. 2 weeks ago:
So, did the inter your apartment or is a raining on that day?
- Comment on Yoda had an aneurysm 2 weeks ago:
Laugh laugh the different all me
- Comment on Nuclear Demonology 2 weeks ago:
Demon wranglers
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
I don’t see what’s so difficult to understand. If you can’t retire at 60, try again at 90. At 120, you really should consider an alternative. If you have to wait until 150, retirement will likely be a lower-priority issue. \s
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
I wrote this quickly while going on the toilet. Just thought I’d share.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
$7K a year ago
- Comment on She-Ra Lives! 2 weeks ago:
Oh yeah? Then why am I always angry at everyone all the time?!
Boom. Scienced!
\s
- Comment on How to survive a werewolf attack. 2 weeks ago:
All of my dogs have loved our current vet. I’ve tried a couple other vets that were closer to me at different times, and my current vet is the only one that our dogs have been excited to visit in the 20 years since we met her.
- Comment on NoStupidQuestions 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Anon awakens an ancient evil 3 weeks ago:
While the “caste iron cookware” sounds fascinating, I’m mostly interested in these “navel ships”
Please don’t edit your comment, the mental images I’m getting from it are fantastic
- Comment on NoStupidQuestions 3 weeks ago:
In toasty we trust
- Comment on NoStupidQuestions 3 weeks ago:
You might wanna narrow your scope on that wish or else you’re gonna get some early homosapien fetish/murder info.
- Comment on Read-onlys are cancer. Post stuff you want to see. 3 weeks ago:
I’d give you gold, but all I’ve got is lead and a particle accelerator. Good luck!
- Comment on The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets 3 weeks ago:
Remember when Obama failed to stop hurricane Katrina?
I’m assuming their statement was meant to parallel this idiot thing that people started saying during Trump’s presidency
- Comment on Be a rebel, pick up trash. 3 weeks ago:
It’s really easy to tell the difference. The jellyfish is the one that hurts you immediately when you try to swallow it and the plastic bag is the one that causes problems in 1.5-3 minutes with catastrophic problems around 10 minutes.
- Comment on Be a rebel, pick up trash. 3 weeks ago:
Are you suggesting that we should burn down companies and factories? Cuz I’d never agree to meet you at a specific time and place so that we could disassemble the means of production and effectively delete entire toxic cogs of the economy.
In fact, tell me precisely where and when you plan on meeting so that I can definitely avoid you.
- Comment on Pretty fly for a white guy 3 weeks ago:
-Dr. Frankenstein has entered the chat-
- Comment on Pressure vs Temp 3 weeks ago:
Couldn’t beer further from the truth. Son, I am not disappoint
- Comment on Pressure vs Temp 3 weeks ago:
No worries. I’ve never been more proud of you
- Comment on Pressure vs Temp 3 weeks ago:
I saw Frakes at ACCC a few years ago, that was pretty cool to attend his talk. Billy Zane was my favorite, though. As for LeVar, dude seems so cool, he’d probably sit and sing with you.
Worst experience I’ve had at a con: excitedly meeting Jaimie Kennedy (I was literally the only person to walk his queue) and finding out that he’s a mega-asshole. Also smells like an asshole. I threw away his autograph in front of him and told him that he lost his only fan at the entire con.
- Comment on Pressure vs Temp 3 weeks ago:
HOLY SHIT, FUCK YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU’VE EVER CARED ABOUT!
I wanted to go to Space Con and decided that it was simply too expensive, especially just a couple of weeks after going to see Rocky Horror Picture Show live. I hope it’s amazing and that the entire guest list actually shows up. A few years ago, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Rick Moranis showed up for their first cons and everyone assumed that Alamo City Comic Con was just pulling our leg, so I wouldn’t totally discount it.
And I’m up late cuz it’s the weekend and I gotta find some way to fuck myself over. Might as well be fucking up my sleep cycle.
The Freeman Coliseum isn’t way too far from me, so DM me if you wanna meet up and mutually murder each other or say hi or something.
- Comment on Pressure vs Temp 3 weeks ago:
Shit, I voted for you! I’ve handed out pamphlets that say “TexasDrunk: stealing daddies since 1997 and playing triangle in a punk folk cover band tomorrow.” I’ve offered to fart in a lot of pots and it’s been pretty unpopular so far…
- Comment on Mail addressed to Mr. and Mrs. (husbands name) 3 weeks ago:
or the luchador that’s randomly moved in with you
I knew something was different!
