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- Comment on Banker At US Firm Hospitalised With Pancreatic Failure After 110-Hour Workweek 3 days ago:
Worse.
A turning point came when junior bankers were called to a pizza gathering in Chicago, expecting a reward for their hard work on multiple deals. However, the meeting took an unexpected turn when managers criticised their efficiency, implying they needed to do more despite already working extensive hours.
- Comment on Trump tells Canadians to Elect the guy who'll make them the 51st State of US [Canadian elections today] 6 days ago:
I like this way more.
Awwww man! I accidentally squeezed the box while inserting the straw and now it looks like I peed!
Also, I peed.
- Comment on Trump tells Canadians to Elect the guy who'll make them the 51st State of US [Canadian elections today] 6 days ago:
It’s like a truck carrying punctuation got into an accident with a train carrying words. This is so hard to read.
- Comment on Unannounced Blade Runner Game Canceled At Supermassive 1 week ago:
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…WE CANCELLED IT!
- Comment on How do man made hiking trails keep the grass from overgrowing? 1 week ago:
You walked on your potted plant?
- Comment on Has anyone told MAGA they are free to shut themselves off from the rest of the world all on their own. Honestly they do a pretty good job of it already. 2 weeks ago:
CyberTruck
orand bust - Comment on Has anyone told MAGA they are free to shut themselves off from the rest of the world all on their own. Honestly they do a pretty good job of it already. 2 weeks ago:
That’s one of the sweetest statements I’ve ever heard from a sad dog
- Comment on Has anyone told MAGA they are free to shut themselves off from the rest of the world all on their own. Honestly they do a pretty good job of it already. 2 weeks ago:
If any of you other states are willing to accept and help employ a Texan immigrant, I could really get behind this. I work in the tech sector and I’m a Texas 5 or 6, or a 1 anywhere that requires a degree.
Not to be picky, but please not Oklahoma, Florida, or Mississippi. Those seem like lateral moves.
- Comment on Bet 2 weeks ago:
But then were success in measured them them to yours
- Comment on Harvard’s Decision to Resist Trump Is ‘of Momentous Significance’ 2 weeks ago:
“Viewpoint diverse,” eh? Sounds pretty black, I mean woke! Sounds woke!
- Comment on It's a fun new game 2 weeks ago:
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I multiplied all the numbers against each other. Those zeroes really did a number on my results.
- Comment on Adobe Deletes Bluesky Posts After Furious Backlash 3 weeks ago:
Yes, you’re right. I initially didn’t see any reason to differentiate, but I remember the existential dread over the future of Dreamweaver, too.
- Comment on Adobe Deletes Bluesky Posts After Furious Backlash 3 weeks ago:
Adobe’s unpopularity can be traced back to a decision it made over 10 years ago when it shifted from perpetual software licensing to subscription pricing.
I’ve heard people shitting on Adobe since CS3 and I started shitting on them at CS4. Adobe acquiring Flash was such a dark moment for so many creators.
- Comment on Police shut down Minecraft movie screening after audience trashes theater - Dexerto 4 weeks ago:
No, the security specialist was very disappointed
- Comment on Why women live longer then men 5 weeks ago:
The only thing I remember from that video is not liking it
- Comment on Why women live longer then men 5 weeks ago:
Ever see that horrifying video where one gator just straight up bites and death-rolls right off with another gator’s foot? Anyway, this video seems like a fun idea.
- Comment on pain plant 1 month ago:
Let’s go fight in an epic clash of the immortals! First one to die, loses!
- Comment on pain plant 1 month ago:
I am
- Comment on Remember the good old days? 1 month ago:
Catch my kids standing outside with the molotovs.
I can assure you they were doing no such thing. They were dogsitting for me. And reading white-Jesus books.
- Comment on There are great movies, and then there’s Who Framed Roger Rabbit. 1 month ago:
Nose doesn’t rhyme with walls!
- Comment on Far-left French MEP demands return of the Statue of Liberty as the US no longer stands for its values 1 month ago:
Spraying it with ghost goo and playing '80s pop?
- Comment on Sony launches new version of the best cheap 4K Blu-ray player that drops the streaming tech – but the price looks odd 1 month ago:
I think 1.4 does 4K @30Hz. Anyway, I could have sworn most TVs have the ability to turn off HDR, or at least have picture modes incompatible with HDR. Loophole, baby!
- Comment on Sony launches new version of the best cheap 4K Blu-ray player that drops the streaming tech – but the price looks odd 1 month ago:
Now I’m genuinely curious: what if you get a super-old and cheap HDMI cable? I’m talking like HDMI 1.2 or 1.4. What are the chances that your tv will be able to process whatever resolution video but not receive enough information to interpret HDR?
Or, it’ll likely be more like running gigabit from a cheap router over Cat3 or paired Cat1 where the high frequency generates so much noise on the low-quality unshielded twists of cable that it struggles to assign any standards and you end up with nothing.
- Comment on Starbucks continues to be terrible 1 month ago:
That’s fucking cold
- Comment on wrong again 1 month ago:
But at least I still have my freedom, I guess?
Guess again, shit-butt!
- Comment on Classical Meme 1 month ago:
FUCK YOU!!!
- Comment on Found these in a cabinet at work. Boss told me to make them disappear. 1 month ago:
Which one are you gonna eat first?
- Comment on The science is divided 2 months ago:
Oh, I’m gonna make sure you die on that hill!
First, by building you a lovely house on that hill and a nearby Denny’s…
- Comment on Where did Captain Planet go when he flew away? 2 months ago:
He does not have genitalia nor a digestive system. While humans have those and experience things such as hunger, horniness, and diarrhea; Captain Planet just itches inside all those areas. Deep inside. Unreachable. An itchiness that starts off dull and tingling, becomes nagging, and eventually crawling and burning.
- Comment on Where did Captain Planet go when he flew away? 2 months ago:
His home planet is Earth and his powers are bound to Earth