Hurdler Wins 400-Meter Race Despite His Dick And Balls Falling Out Several Times

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• ProvableGecko@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  While tantalizingly intelligible, there is sadly no way to know what en penischock translates to. I do not speak Swedish. No one does. Similarly, there is no way to know what the story is referring to further down where it says that “Robinsons penis hängd ute.”

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  • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    i have to note that “robinsons penis hängd ute” is such bad grammar that it’s giving me a minor stroke reading it

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    • interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Why if as doesn’t?

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• some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  This was great writing. I’m gonna keep this site in mind.

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  • exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Defector is fucking great. It’s the team that made Deadspin magical, who all revolted when Deadspin got bought by private equity and run into the ground, and banded together to form an employee-owned outlet whose authors are just all great writers.

    The editor in chief of Deadspin, who fought the dumb decisions when private equity took over, ended up resigning if a blaze of glory by posting this article on the site as she left.

    She also has a great new book out on how private equity breaks things.

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    • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Thanks for the heads up. 404 Media is also journalist-owned. They are a four person operation churning out great work.

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  • Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It’s only a shame that when I click through to explore other articles in instantly hit with the paywall.

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    • QuincyPeck@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      As a paid subscriber, it’s worth it. Great stuff is posted every day.

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• Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Would be comical if they added this image:

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  There is no feel word for penisshock

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• sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  So we turn to the Swedes, who you’d expect to be all over a penis if one presented itself in Lane 3.

  ??? What does this author know that I don’t

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  • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    They do love their meatballs, it stands to reason they love swallowing sausage as well

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    • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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      Prince sausage is a traditional thing and this is how we like to serve it

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• Gates9@sh.itjust.works ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Ah, the dick-and-balls-out stride technique is catching on. Interesting to see how athletes learn from one another and evolve the sport.

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• thefartographer@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Despite? If my dick and balls fell out, I’d run faster than any human ever straight to the hospital! I need those for peeing and… Having balls!

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• thefluffiest@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Nice penis

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• ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mes9w32u8Q

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  • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Well, he’s not debunking one stereotype about black men.

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    • ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Excellent at hurdles

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• Brekky@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Well yeah if my boobs popped out in front of a ton of strangers pretty sure I could win a sprint race too ʘ‿ʘ

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  • Skanky@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Am sprinter. Need proof

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• Thassodar@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Wow I thought this was a parody site until the video. I have similar, but easier to contain, issues playing pickleball.

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  • Empricorn@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Pickleball!? There’s an obvious joke about the name somewhere here, but that’s just the low-hanging fruit.

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    • Thassodar@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Love it

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• iamdisappoint@reddthat.com ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Suck his dick and balls! He won the race!

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• ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Thank you defector

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• atlien51@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Pause?

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• stoly@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Those are some reasonable parts, congratulations.

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• GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=LpTAMZ0yWYY

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• myster0n@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Good thing it wasn’t a 4x100m relay.

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