AI bubble is gonna pop so hard.
every company right now
Submitted 1 year ago by Jakdracula@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Kyle_The_G@lemmy.world 1 year ago
ObstreperousCanadian@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
I can’t wait!
chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
Empricorn@feddit.nl 1 year ago
I hope! Imagine if Nvidia had to care about gamers and make affordable graphics cards for them again…
bruhduh@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Let’s not fool ourselves, Nvidia still dominating gaming GPU market, people gonna buy them regardless of how much they fuck everyone over
jaybone@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I just hope it happens before it ruins too many companies and a lot of people lose their jobs.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I hope it happens before we run out of potable water.
Default_Defect@midwest.social 1 year ago
I like your optimism that people won’t be fired anyway.
chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
PLEASE!!
chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
borari@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
This looks like this guy is being force fed a spoon full of mdma rocks and I want to be committed to this specific nursing home when I’m old.
Mats@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Me too, but maybe not several gram’s of it
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Hey, just four days ago their selling point was that it had a rainbow on it.
Anything to make a buck.
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
At least the rainbow one will continue to work until it runs out of ink.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Unfortunately, it will only continue to work for another two weeks because pride merchandise is made as cheaply as possible.
thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Epson & HP stocks in free-fall following this revelation.
Noodle07@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Everybody missed out on gay AI last month
bitwaba@lemmy.world 1 year ago
gAI? gay-I?
niktemadur@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Gay-ay.
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 1 year ago
They act like software = ai
Such a joke
Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 1 year ago
This pencil is made with graphene!
ToucheGoodSir@lemy.lol 1 year ago
Classic MBA holders. They don’t understand where their companies profitably comes from and why, and are just trying to squeeze out profits. What parasites. Ah if I could deworm them. Individually. Up the butt kek. With actual dewormer. Maybe they’d get their act together.
Bytemeister@lemmy.world 1 year ago
AI is the new IoT. You’re gonna see it jammed into shit it has no business being in. And it’s gonna cause major problems 10 years from now.
bruhduh@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yeah, smart washing machine i have just complicates process for no reason, i mean, if i gonna launch or stop machine then i should be near so i can unload clothes to dry, and if I’m near, then why the fuck I’m needed wifi smartphone controlled one? Sadly it was the cheapest one for my size (amount of clothes) requirements
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
No no, i said sell it to me not, make me want to huck it into the nearest bin!!!
NegativeInf@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It shocks you when you make a grammatical or spelling mistake.
NeptuneOrbit@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Remember when that janitorial company changed its name to include the term CRYPTO and it’s stock went through the roof and the SEC investigated them for fraud?
I can’t find the story unfortunately
corus_kt@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Could it be related to Long Blockchain Corp?
chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
When a company says that is AI powered in fact is stolen data and or underpaid workers on the periphery of capitalism
nexussapphire@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Or some Indian guy clicking images/answering questions for 3 cents a set.
chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
yeah, underpaid works on the periphery of capitalism
NutWrench@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yup. They don’t understand what it is or what it does. All they know is that it makes even dumber venture capitalists open their wallets.
Tekkip20@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The PR Marketing guys sure don’t, but the actual Machine Learning and AI computer scientists sure do!
I’d wager a lot of marketing people only skim the basic surface of what it does and just plaster it to their supervisors without you know… working with the ACTUAL technical experts in that field.
Plus they think the non techie is a dum dum who don’t know no better.
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s like the late ‘90s where they tried to connect every common activity to the internet, like bar codes in the newspaper for coupons online.
They got it “right” when they stopped trying to make non-internet things direct you to the internet and just moved the non-internet things to the internet.
Now they’re trying to cram AI into everything. What’s the next step…moving your brain into the AI?
BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Moving the AI into your brain, rather
TheDoozer@lemmy.world 1 year ago
“It has a smooth finish, virtually indestructible, and it writes upside-down.” [None of these will be true] “Also, with our Ink Anytime subscription service, you’ll never run out of ink! It’s free…” [for the first six months] “for our lowest tier…” [three lines of text per day] “with an option to upgrade to a higher tier anytime.” [Puts pen in pocket] “We’re offering pre-orders with a $5 non-refundable deposit, with delivery expected sometime in the next six months depending on how soon you get on the waitlist.” [Two years until you give up and just let us keep your deposit] “So sign up now!”
Bytemeister@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Ah, early pioneers in PaPaaS (Pen and Paper as a Service).
niktemadur@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Six years ago: “It’s blockchain-powered!”
Jakdracula@lemmy.world 1 year ago
26 months ago: “it’s nft powered”
Snowclone@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Ten years ago ‘‘Now new GREEN liquid dish soap!’’
setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The answer to the original riddle is “Sure, can I have your phone to make a demonstration. Great. I’ll sell the phone and pen back as a package deal for $100.”
Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I always thought a good one was to put the pen in your pocket and refuse to give it back. Make him name his price. Clearly it’s yours, not his. Otherwise how could you sell it to him?
setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 1 year ago
To a person like that a mere pen is basically worthless as a hostage.
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 year ago
This is theft of the phone, so it does accurately demonstrate how corporations work.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 year ago
There was some LLM-powered pen in the makings, I haven’t heard about it since. Was part of the Rabbit/AI Pin style of AI junk.
Zachariah@lemmy.world 1 year ago
sparkle@lemm.ee 1 year ago
There are pencils like the Uni Kuru Toga line which have auto-rotating lead, and the Pentel Orenz Nero 0.2mm which constantly pushes out lead so you don’t have to keep clicking. So… close enough?
npz@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Consider it done kickstarter.com/…/nuwa-pen-ai-powered-ballpoint-p…
grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.world 1 year ago
My piece of shit phone case says “AI Autofocus” on it near the holes for the camera lenses and it’s ridiculous
LiveLM@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Chinese OEMs love to do this for some reason, my phone says"ULTRA PREMIUM" right near the flash.
I already bought the device Xiaomi, you can stop advertising it to me now lol.
BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place 1 year ago
AI is the new HD
pumpkinseedoil@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Can’t wait for Xx_MinecraftPvPer_xX_AI
abbadon420@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I had to talk to some company’s chatbot yesterday that was just if/else powered. That sure was cumbersome to do. It couldn’t even tell me the company’s mailing address.
Bytemeister@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I was forced to use bing while searching for some info on the internet, when I’d click on what looked like a useful result, I would instead get CoPilot slowly summarizing the info I needed back to me, and obscuring the source… Who the fuck though that was a good idea?
abbadon420@lemm.ee 1 year ago
That’s a shame, because bing was become pretty decent as a search engine lately
bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
That’s when they don’t want you to bother them with shit you could’ve read on their website (or a more restricted FAQ), but also care about not telling you bullshit. So rather than going full AI with hallucinations and what not, they give you the answers in a “friendly” AI-ish way.
Suavevillain@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The AI arm race has done so much damage to the environment and is creating more ewaste also. It sucks.
Resol@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’ve seen a DankPods video about an “AI powered” rice cooker, turns out it was a marketing tactic to sell more of them. It’s actually just an ordinary rice cooker.
Slovene@feddit.nl 1 year ago
It’s younger than 25.
thefrankring@lemmy.world 1 year ago
My hammer and screwdriver are AI powered.
Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
I’m too young to have one of these when I was a kid, but it probably has some “Ai” in there… youtu.be/NtnX-updkvE?si=dV_1bIuE_3Oxbd-K
nexussapphire@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Inspiration bot that speaks out of a crappy speaker every time the pen touches the paper.
httperror418@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Angry upvote 🤬
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 1 year ago
I’m doing the same on my job, using a basic grindsearch but saying that is AI looking for the parameters.
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
“It’s so great! It automatically writes the [wrong] answers to everything for you!”
random_character_a@lemmy.world 1 year ago
So many things just needs something that looks right and is not too long or too short. Nobody will actually read it with some thought. It only matters that it exists.
For bureaucratic bullshit like that AI is a godsend.
Zeroc00l@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Your comment perfectly describes itself.
MotoAsh@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Only if you’re working with sycophants or morons.
Unfortunately, there are a LOT of those in life…
Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s also powered by ChatGPT, and by powered I mean it’s literally chatGPT and a bunch of code I stole thanks to YouTube videos anyways GIVE ME MONEY.
mryessir@lemmy.sdf.org 1 year ago
Additional pupil version: Resembles the handwriting of your neighbour
ChapulinColorado@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Reminds me of “Roonil Wazlib”.