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Submitted ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Jakdracula@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “It’s so great! It automatically writes the [wrong] answers to everything for you!”

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    • random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      So many things just needs something that looks right and is not too long or too short. Nobody will actually read it with some thought. It only matters that it exists.

      For bureaucratic bullshit like that AI is a godsend.

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      • Zeroc00l@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Your comment perfectly describes itself.

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      • MotoAsh@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Only if you’re working with sycophants or morons.

        Unfortunately, there are a LOT of those in life…

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    • Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s also powered by ChatGPT, and by powered I mean it’s literally chatGPT and a bunch of code I stole thanks to YouTube videos anyways GIVE ME MONEY.

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    • mryessir@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Additional pupil version: Resembles the handwriting of your neighbour

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    • ChapulinColorado@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Reminds me of “Roonil Wazlib”.

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  • Kyle_The_G@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    AI bubble is gonna pop so hard.

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    • ObstreperousCanadian@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I can’t wait!

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      • chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        1000019250

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    • Empricorn@feddit.nl ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I hope! Imagine if Nvidia had to care about gamers and make affordable graphics cards for them again…

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      • bruhduh@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Let’s not fool ourselves, Nvidia still dominating gaming GPU market, people gonna buy them regardless of how much they fuck everyone over

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    • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I just hope it happens before it ruins too many companies and a lot of people lose their jobs.

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      • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I hope it happens before we run out of potable water.

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      • Default_Defect@midwest.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I like your optimism that people won’t be fired anyway.

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    • chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      PLEASE!!

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  • chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Memes-14303178

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    • borari@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This looks like this guy is being force fed a spoon full of mdma rocks and I want to be committed to this specific nursing home when I’m old.

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      • Mats@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Me too, but maybe not several gram’s of it

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hey, just four days ago their selling point was that it had a rainbow on it.

    Anything to make a buck.

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    • AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      At least the rainbow one will continue to work until it runs out of ink.

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      • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Unfortunately, it will only continue to work for another two weeks because pride merchandise is made as cheaply as possible.

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      • thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Epson & HP stocks in free-fall following this revelation.

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    • Noodle07@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Everybody missed out on gay AI last month

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      • bitwaba@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        gAI? gay-I?

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      • niktemadur@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Gay-ay.

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  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They act like software = ai

    Such a joke

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    • Olhonestjim@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This pencil is made with graphene!

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  • ToucheGoodSir@lemy.lol ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Classic MBA holders. They don’t understand where their companies profitably comes from and why, and are just trying to squeeze out profits. What parasites. Ah if I could deworm them. Individually. Up the butt kek. With actual dewormer. Maybe they’d get their act together.

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  • Bytemeister@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    AI is the new IoT. You’re gonna see it jammed into shit it has no business being in. And it’s gonna cause major problems 10 years from now.

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    • bruhduh@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah, smart washing machine i have just complicates process for no reason, i mean, if i gonna launch or stop machine then i should be near so i can unload clothes to dry, and if I’m near, then why the fuck I’m needed wifi smartphone controlled one? Sadly it was the cheapest one for my size (amount of clothes) requirements

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  • Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No no, i said sell it to me not, make me want to huck it into the nearest bin!!!

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    • NegativeInf@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It shocks you when you make a grammatical or spelling mistake.

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  • NeptuneOrbit@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Remember when that janitorial company changed its name to include the term CRYPTO and it’s stock went through the roof and the SEC investigated them for fraud?

    I can’t find the story unfortunately

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    • corus_kt@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Could it be related to Long Blockchain Corp?

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  • chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    When a company says that is AI powered in fact is stolen data and or underpaid workers on the periphery of capitalism

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    • nexussapphire@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Or some Indian guy clicking images/answering questions for 3 cents a set.

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      • chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        yeah, underpaid works on the periphery of capitalism

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  • NutWrench@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yup. They don’t understand what it is or what it does. All they know is that it makes even dumber venture capitalists open their wallets.

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    • Tekkip20@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The PR Marketing guys sure don’t, but the actual Machine Learning and AI computer scientists sure do!

      I’d wager a lot of marketing people only skim the basic surface of what it does and just plaster it to their supervisors without you know… working with the ACTUAL technical experts in that field.

      Plus they think the non techie is a dum dum who don’t know no better.

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  • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s like the late ‘90s where they tried to connect every common activity to the internet, like bar codes in the newspaper for coupons online.

    They got it “right” when they stopped trying to make non-internet things direct you to the internet and just moved the non-internet things to the internet.

    Now they’re trying to cram AI into everything. What’s the next step…moving your brain into the AI?

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    • BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Moving the AI into your brain, rather

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  • TheDoozer@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “It has a smooth finish, virtually indestructible, and it writes upside-down.” [None of these will be true] “Also, with our Ink Anytime subscription service, you’ll never run out of ink! It’s free…” [for the first six months] “for our lowest tier…” [three lines of text per day] “with an option to upgrade to a higher tier anytime.” [Puts pen in pocket] “We’re offering pre-orders with a $5 non-refundable deposit, with delivery expected sometime in the next six months depending on how soon you get on the waitlist.” [Two years until you give up and just let us keep your deposit] “So sign up now!”

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    • Bytemeister@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ah, early pioneers in PaPaaS (Pen and Paper as a Service).

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  • niktemadur@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Six years ago: “It’s blockchain-powered!”

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    • Jakdracula@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      26 months ago: “it’s nft powered”

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    • Snowclone@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ten years ago ‘‘Now new GREEN liquid dish soap!’’

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  • setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The answer to the original riddle is “Sure, can I have your phone to make a demonstration. Great. I’ll sell the phone and pen back as a package deal for $100.”

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    • Olhonestjim@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I always thought a good one was to put the pen in your pocket and refuse to give it back. Make him name his price. Clearly it’s yours, not his. Otherwise how could you sell it to him?

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      • setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        To a person like that a mere pen is basically worthless as a hostage.

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This is theft of the phone, so it does accurately demonstrate how corporations work.

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  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    There was some LLM-powered pen in the makings, I haven’t heard about it since. Was part of the Rabbit/AI Pin style of AI junk.

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  • Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’d buy an Al powered pencil though:

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    • sparkle@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      There are pencils like the Uni Kuru Toga line which have auto-rotating lead, and the Pentel Orenz Nero 0.2mm which constantly pushes out lead so you don’t have to keep clicking. So… close enough?

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  • npz@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Consider it done kickstarter.com/…/nuwa-pen-ai-powered-ballpoint-p…

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  • grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My piece of shit phone case says “AI Autofocus” on it near the holes for the camera lenses and it’s ridiculous

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    • LiveLM@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Chinese OEMs love to do this for some reason, my phone says"ULTRA PREMIUM" right near the flash.
      I already bought the device Xiaomi, you can stop advertising it to me now lol.

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  • BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    AI is the new HD

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    • pumpkinseedoil@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Can’t wait for Xx_MinecraftPvPer_xX_AI

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  • abbadon420@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I had to talk to some company’s chatbot yesterday that was just if/else powered. That sure was cumbersome to do. It couldn’t even tell me the company’s mailing address.

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    • Bytemeister@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I was forced to use bing while searching for some info on the internet, when I’d click on what looked like a useful result, I would instead get CoPilot slowly summarizing the info I needed back to me, and obscuring the source… Who the fuck though that was a good idea?

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      • abbadon420@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        That’s a shame, because bing was become pretty decent as a search engine lately

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    • bleistift2@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s when they don’t want you to bother them with shit you could’ve read on their website (or a more restricted FAQ), but also care about not telling you bullshit. So rather than going full AI with hallucinations and what not, they give you the answers in a “friendly” AI-ish way.

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  • Suavevillain@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The AI arm race has done so much damage to the environment and is creating more ewaste also. It sucks.

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    • Resol@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’ve seen a DankPods video about an “AI powered” rice cooker, turns out it was a marketing tactic to sell more of them. It’s actually just an ordinary rice cooker.

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  • Slovene@feddit.nl ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s younger than 25.

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  • thefrankring@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My hammer and screwdriver are AI powered.

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  • Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m too young to have one of these when I was a kid, but it probably has some “Ai” in there… youtu.be/NtnX-updkvE?si=dV_1bIuE_3Oxbd-K

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  • nexussapphire@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Inspiration bot that speaks out of a crappy speaker every time the pen touches the paper.

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  • httperror418@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Angry upvote 🤬

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  • driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m doing the same on my job, using a basic grindsearch but saying that is AI looking for the parameters.

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