AI bubble is gonna pop so hard.
every company right now
Submitted 11 months ago by Jakdracula@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Kyle_The_G@lemmy.world 11 months ago
ObstreperousCanadian@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
I can’t wait!
chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
Empricorn@feddit.nl 11 months ago
I hope! Imagine if Nvidia had to care about gamers and make affordable graphics cards for them again…
bruhduh@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Let’s not fool ourselves, Nvidia still dominating gaming GPU market, people gonna buy them regardless of how much they fuck everyone over
jaybone@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I just hope it happens before it ruins too many companies and a lot of people lose their jobs.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I hope it happens before we run out of potable water.
Default_Defect@midwest.social 11 months ago
I like your optimism that people won’t be fired anyway.
chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
PLEASE!!
chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
borari@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
This looks like this guy is being force fed a spoon full of mdma rocks and I want to be committed to this specific nursing home when I’m old.
Mats@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Me too, but maybe not several gram’s of it
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Hey, just four days ago their selling point was that it had a rainbow on it.
Anything to make a buck.
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
At least the rainbow one will continue to work until it runs out of ink.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Unfortunately, it will only continue to work for another two weeks because pride merchandise is made as cheaply as possible.
thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Epson & HP stocks in free-fall following this revelation.
Noodle07@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Everybody missed out on gay AI last month
bitwaba@lemmy.world 11 months ago
gAI? gay-I?
niktemadur@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Gay-ay.
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 11 months ago
They act like software = ai
Such a joke
Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 11 months ago
This pencil is made with graphene!
ToucheGoodSir@lemy.lol 11 months ago
Classic MBA holders. They don’t understand where their companies profitably comes from and why, and are just trying to squeeze out profits. What parasites. Ah if I could deworm them. Individually. Up the butt kek. With actual dewormer. Maybe they’d get their act together.
Bytemeister@lemmy.world 11 months ago
AI is the new IoT. You’re gonna see it jammed into shit it has no business being in. And it’s gonna cause major problems 10 years from now.
bruhduh@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Yeah, smart washing machine i have just complicates process for no reason, i mean, if i gonna launch or stop machine then i should be near so i can unload clothes to dry, and if I’m near, then why the fuck I’m needed wifi smartphone controlled one? Sadly it was the cheapest one for my size (amount of clothes) requirements
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
No no, i said sell it to me not, make me want to huck it into the nearest bin!!!
NegativeInf@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It shocks you when you make a grammatical or spelling mistake.
NeptuneOrbit@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Remember when that janitorial company changed its name to include the term CRYPTO and it’s stock went through the roof and the SEC investigated them for fraud?
I can’t find the story unfortunately
corus_kt@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Could it be related to Long Blockchain Corp?
chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
When a company says that is AI powered in fact is stolen data and or underpaid workers on the periphery of capitalism
nexussapphire@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Or some Indian guy clicking images/answering questions for 3 cents a set.
chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
yeah, underpaid works on the periphery of capitalism
NutWrench@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Yup. They don’t understand what it is or what it does. All they know is that it makes even dumber venture capitalists open their wallets.
Tekkip20@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The PR Marketing guys sure don’t, but the actual Machine Learning and AI computer scientists sure do!
I’d wager a lot of marketing people only skim the basic surface of what it does and just plaster it to their supervisors without you know… working with the ACTUAL technical experts in that field.
Plus they think the non techie is a dum dum who don’t know no better.
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It’s like the late ‘90s where they tried to connect every common activity to the internet, like bar codes in the newspaper for coupons online.
They got it “right” when they stopped trying to make non-internet things direct you to the internet and just moved the non-internet things to the internet.
Now they’re trying to cram AI into everything. What’s the next step…moving your brain into the AI?
BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
Moving the AI into your brain, rather
TheDoozer@lemmy.world 11 months ago
“It has a smooth finish, virtually indestructible, and it writes upside-down.” [None of these will be true] “Also, with our Ink Anytime subscription service, you’ll never run out of ink! It’s free…” [for the first six months] “for our lowest tier…” [three lines of text per day] “with an option to upgrade to a higher tier anytime.” [Puts pen in pocket] “We’re offering pre-orders with a $5 non-refundable deposit, with delivery expected sometime in the next six months depending on how soon you get on the waitlist.” [Two years until you give up and just let us keep your deposit] “So sign up now!”
Bytemeister@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Ah, early pioneers in PaPaaS (Pen and Paper as a Service).
niktemadur@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Six years ago: “It’s blockchain-powered!”
Jakdracula@lemmy.world 11 months ago
26 months ago: “it’s nft powered”
Snowclone@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Ten years ago ‘‘Now new GREEN liquid dish soap!’’
setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The answer to the original riddle is “Sure, can I have your phone to make a demonstration. Great. I’ll sell the phone and pen back as a package deal for $100.”
Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I always thought a good one was to put the pen in your pocket and refuse to give it back. Make him name his price. Clearly it’s yours, not his. Otherwise how could you sell it to him?
setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 11 months ago
To a person like that a mere pen is basically worthless as a hostage.
Agent641@lemmy.world 11 months ago
This is theft of the phone, so it does accurately demonstrate how corporations work.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 11 months ago
There was some LLM-powered pen in the makings, I haven’t heard about it since. Was part of the Rabbit/AI Pin style of AI junk.
Zachariah@lemmy.world 11 months ago
sparkle@lemm.ee 11 months ago
There are pencils like the Uni Kuru Toga line which have auto-rotating lead, and the Pentel Orenz Nero 0.2mm which constantly pushes out lead so you don’t have to keep clicking. So… close enough?
npz@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Consider it done kickstarter.com/…/nuwa-pen-ai-powered-ballpoint-p…
grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.world 11 months ago
My piece of shit phone case says “AI Autofocus” on it near the holes for the camera lenses and it’s ridiculous
LiveLM@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
Chinese OEMs love to do this for some reason, my phone says"ULTRA PREMIUM" right near the flash.
I already bought the device Xiaomi, you can stop advertising it to me now lol.
BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place 11 months ago
AI is the new HD
pumpkinseedoil@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Can’t wait for Xx_MinecraftPvPer_xX_AI
abbadon420@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I had to talk to some company’s chatbot yesterday that was just if/else powered. That sure was cumbersome to do. It couldn’t even tell me the company’s mailing address.
Bytemeister@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I was forced to use bing while searching for some info on the internet, when I’d click on what looked like a useful result, I would instead get CoPilot slowly summarizing the info I needed back to me, and obscuring the source… Who the fuck though that was a good idea?
abbadon420@lemm.ee 11 months ago
That’s a shame, because bing was become pretty decent as a search engine lately
bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
That’s when they don’t want you to bother them with shit you could’ve read on their website (or a more restricted FAQ), but also care about not telling you bullshit. So rather than going full AI with hallucinations and what not, they give you the answers in a “friendly” AI-ish way.
Suavevillain@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The AI arm race has done so much damage to the environment and is creating more ewaste also. It sucks.
Resol@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’ve seen a DankPods video about an “AI powered” rice cooker, turns out it was a marketing tactic to sell more of them. It’s actually just an ordinary rice cooker.
Slovene@feddit.nl 11 months ago
It’s younger than 25.
thefrankring@lemmy.world 11 months ago
My hammer and screwdriver are AI powered.
Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
I’m too young to have one of these when I was a kid, but it probably has some “Ai” in there… youtu.be/NtnX-updkvE?si=dV_1bIuE_3Oxbd-K
nexussapphire@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Inspiration bot that speaks out of a crappy speaker every time the pen touches the paper.
httperror418@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Angry upvote 🤬
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 11 months ago
I’m doing the same on my job, using a basic grindsearch but saying that is AI looking for the parameters.
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
“It’s so great! It automatically writes the [wrong] answers to everything for you!”
random_character_a@lemmy.world 11 months ago
So many things just needs something that looks right and is not too long or too short. Nobody will actually read it with some thought. It only matters that it exists.
For bureaucratic bullshit like that AI is a godsend.
Zeroc00l@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Your comment perfectly describes itself.
MotoAsh@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Only if you’re working with sycophants or morons.
Unfortunately, there are a LOT of those in life…
Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It’s also powered by ChatGPT, and by powered I mean it’s literally chatGPT and a bunch of code I stole thanks to YouTube videos anyways GIVE ME MONEY.
mryessir@lemmy.sdf.org 11 months ago
Additional pupil version: Resembles the handwriting of your neighbour
ChapulinColorado@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Reminds me of “Roonil Wazlib”.