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@Default_Defect@midwest.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Petrichor⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  “better then”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This world is cruel…⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  More like “things women want attractive people to be into”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨From moms pov⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Only when Drag refers to Dragself.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fatty lumps⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  How did you know?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fatty lumps⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m a mammal, show me my lumps.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They used to be all metal too. Its time for a revolution⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I had one of these that had actual rubber tires on the wheels. Pretty sure they were a choking hazard.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨At least he was a nurse on the walking dead lol⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t forget that Hector is going to be running 3 Honda Civics with spoon engines. And on top of that he just came into Harry’s and he ordered 3 T66 turbos, with NOS, and a Motec system exhaust.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨On a lighter note: Why do people still buy fast food?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Because most of the non-fast food restaurants in my rural town are priced highly for the rich yuppies LARPing blue collar living.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"The American experiment endures," Biden said. "We're going to be OK."⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I would rather overreact and we all end up fine than underreact and watch my friends be imprisoned and/or executed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mushrooms⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “live saving”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New Godzilla Movie in the Works from 'Godzilla Minus One' Director⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Shin Godzilla, its a trip.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨why do our noses & anuses think different types of paper are softest?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Irregardless!

  Stop.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon loves sunny days⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s more of a comfy-ness to being enveloped by warmth when its cold out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨World Conker Championships men's winner cleared of cheating | UK News⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Finding out about conker championships is like finding out about professional corn hole all over again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wink wink⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  All I think when I see this picture is “Moshi moshi Jesus desu”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon reads a book for school⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Middle School sucks ass for everyone who’s not a rich kid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bandai Namco reportedly tries to bore staff into quitting, skirting Japan’s labor laws⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d take slow and nothing to do over getting worked to the bone daily every time, I’ve had both. I have an active imagination, I manage.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kevin Smith's Dogma will finally be getting new physical & theatrical releases⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hes not a part of it, he is apart of it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, I don’t believe the apology for one second. Hes gonna have to prove hes changed over a looong period of time before I actually believe it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨puts hair on ya chest⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We also don’t use apostrophes for plural words.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do I... Do court? I didn't realize my license was expired and got pulled over. Now I have court tomorrow.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just say “No contest” though, spouting off latin makes you look like a dork.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thanks, Logan.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I wish I wasn’t cursed with knowledge…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thanks, Logan.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s HYDROGEN in the WATER, the stuff that BURNED in the HINDENBURG and they want you to DRINK IT?!?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon finally touches grass⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  No one is accusing me of raping a cow (I got a milkshake)

  No one is blaming me specifically for the state of the environment (I drive a car to get my milkshake)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why isn't apple a popular ice cream flavor?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Apple brandy counts as a serving of fruit, not apple flavored.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why isn't apple a popular ice cream flavor?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Most apple flavored stuff sucks, except for apples.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If Bethesda released Skyrim today, they would have made it woke⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The mental image I have of the Argonians all turnt on hist sap, invading Oblivion, making Daedra Lords piss themselves, and closing their own gates, makes me happy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Papa Johns⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Why not?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My wife misspoke and said "Neil Degrasse TITAN"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Did Pluto write this comment?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[Technology Connections] Thermoelectric cooling: it's not great.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That explains why that old minifridge I got for $15 on black friday was such a piece of shit that lasted less than 6 months.