To every guy feeling a little self conscious about size, try putting something the same size as your penis inside you. It’ll feel a lot bigger after that.
Anon measures up
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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Fleur_@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I prefer to put something larger in me (last time was a sandwich)
MTK@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Yeah but for sex to be pleasurable for both parties chomping the thing going inside of you to pieces is considered a dick move
Schal330@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Baguette sandwich 🥖, normal sandwich 🥪?
Allero@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
While it may sound weird, it’s actually super true.
You’ll be amazed at how long it actually is once you try to slip it out.
Landless2029@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Less painful. Take a piece of paper and cut it your your length and girth. Then hold it up to your face.
Looks way bigger up close.
OhVenus_Baby@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
😂 I am dead. It’s time to get off lemmy for the night.
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
instructions unclear, learned I enjoy a larger member than my wife does
Allero@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Let’s put that super clear:
There. Is. No. Good. Dick. Size.
There are ladies that prefer 7 inches, and ladies that prefer 4.
Some will not feel it deep enough, some others will say it hurts because it’s too deep.
Just…make sure you and your partner find a way to make good use of whatever you’ve got. Select poses that will set you on the right depth, do magic with other sorts of penetrative and non-penetrative sex, and just listen to each other’s bodies.
Also, to everyone who goes with “big dick = alpha” shit, you’re both wrong and make it hard to unfuck some guys’ minds on what makes them good for sex.
Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
if you have a dick at all you should consider yourself lucky. half the population are born with a condition that causes dicklessness.
Allero@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
It’s just a negative penis size!
(But really, clitoris is kinda a derivative of penis)
exasperation@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Owlboi@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
correction: there is a social stigma that having a big dick is good, thus having a big dick is good.
Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
stigma - a mark of disgrace or infamy; a stain or reproach, as on one’s reputation.
I’m not sure what word you meant to say, but I don’t think “stigma” was it?
DrivebyHaiku@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Aight, so whomever needs to hear this. The average vaginal canal is only about 3-4 inches long and might lengthen to about 5 inches if relaxed. Despite what bad porn anatomy might tell you it can hurt to go deeper than that. All of the nerve endings are clustered at the opening.
The prostate is two inches deep. Virtually all the same mechanics apply.
Your penis is fine.
BreakerSwitch@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
This is the correct take. As someone well endowed, I get to either be real real careful and avoid a lot of positions, or date exclusively masochistic girls who want it to hurt. As a result, I have had the thought “I’m not sadistic enough for this girl” during sex before.
DrivebyHaiku@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Yeah as a bottom with a large partner with delayed ejaculation I can say that while people seem to value length and stamina/lasting power in porn… the reality is there’s advantages to not accidentally knocking the absolute stuffing out of your partner and tiring them to the bone whenever you do the deed.
OhVenus_Baby@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Hitting the cervix does NOT feel good. Its painful.
RBWells@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Yeah. I actually do like big, occasionally. But also I like everyday sex, and with big guys you need some time between to heal & recover. This is NOT an advantage. Guys seem to think bigger is better, full stop. That’s just not true.
weissbinder@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Some like to get their cervix poked though
jballs@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Fake: Anon has sex with a woman
Gay: Anon started this whole thread just to get guys to talk about dicks.
Cruxifux@feddit.nl 3 weeks ago
Most chicks don’t know how big 5.5” is.
gigachad@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I mean, as a European I don’t even know how big that is
Allero@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
14cm
I’d say it’s a fairly average European dick
umbrella@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
[deleted]Nangijala@feddit.dk 3 weeks ago
Most women want neither, tbh. I think the internet has curated an extremely skewed perspective on what women want thanks to the manosphere. If you move into female-centric circles on the internet and listen to how we talk about men and what we want, it is a completely different solar system from the one the manosphere has perpetuated online the past few years.
I for one, was absolutely obsessed with Joey Jordison (RIP, king) when I was a teenage girl.
Cruxifux@feddit.nl 3 weeks ago
I’m 5’11 and have the averagest penis ya done ever saw and neither thing has ever stopped me from getting laid or dating.
TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
6 ft is just over 180cm
i noticed that in metric countries people seem to think about height relative to 180cm, like Americans do with 6ft. (cept 180 cm is more like 5’11’')
so 6 ft is 182.33 cm
Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
most chicks don’t even have one, they shouldn’t be judging dick sized
2ugly2live@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
All dicks are good dicks, just like all boobs are good boobs. Don’t let your dreams be dreams.
FooBarrington@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Well, except for Nixon
altasshet@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
That one’s tricky
Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
As a pansexual man, I’d like to second this. All genitals are good genitals.
TomasEkeli@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
Remember having that boring conversation about size, and a girl in the group summed it up perfectly: “The most important thing is the guy it’s connected to”
Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Have I met girls that will outright reject anyone who doesn’t have like 7 inches, or more? Yes. Have they been anywhere near a representative portion of women? No.
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Like the women that are up front about their demands for prospective partner’s earnings.
Sure, they’re honest.
Honestly best avoided.
CancerMancer@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Just ask them how long 7 inches is. Prepare for an eye-opening experience.
Default_Defect@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
Maybe when “small dick energy” stops being a common insult, I’ll believe that.
DeusUmbra@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
To anyone feeling self-conscious about their dick: My wife’s best friend was with a guy for years who had a 3 inch dick, and he was overweight. From what I was told, she enjoyed sex with him quite a bit, it was the rest of the relationship that was awful.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I mean that doesn’t really help still bigger
Landless2029@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Statistically smaller equipment usually translates to developing other skills and being more giving in bed.
Sex is about more than just your dick.
j4k3@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Isn’t the world average supposed to be like 4 or slightly under at ~100 mm. Donkey Kong’s are like wildly mutated freaks. Porn just needs them because a camera is in the way so diagonosexnastics is required.
It’s a rather dumb plot hole IMO. I never met a drummer rocket scientist type. I’m sure they are out there somewhere, but pounding the cervix like a drum is a boring tune fit for an absentee-alpha brain. If that is what a person is interested in – ehh just consider me tiny to maybe make you feel a little better.
If you feel self conscious, become a roadie (bicycle). Everyone says I won’t wear the clothes and we all learn the clothes have a solid purposeful reason to exist. A few years of solid riding and you will not give a fuck about how anyone thinks of your junk. If you want to look, go ahead you dirty slut. I don’t care if you look or that you are a slut.
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Does anyone know what this individual is trying to say here?
BananaTrifleViolin@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Its interesting when its not obvious whether someone is on drugs or just isn’t very good at writing clear English. Maybe both? Certainly was a ride!
ParetoOptimalDev@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Let bike rider spandex being revealing but necessary act as exposure treatment for your small penis complex?
breakingcups@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Or why (at the time of writing) 14 people apparently upvoted them?
starman2112@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
This is like interpreting Dickens, let’s see if I’m smarter than an English major
Isn’t the world average supposed to be like 4 or slightly under at ~100 mm. Donkey Kong’s are like wildly mutated freaks. Porn just needs them because a camera is in the way so diagonosexnastics is required.
They posit that the average penis is around 4 inches long, and that porn tends to employ people with abnormally large penises so they look better on camera.
It’s a rather dumb plot hole IMO. I never met a drummer rocket scientist type. I’m sure they are out there somewhere, but pounding the cervix like a drum is a boring tune fit for an absentee-alpha brain. If that is what a person is interested in – ehh just consider me tiny to maybe make you feel a little better.
Here it’s getting more metaphorical. They poetically compare sex with someone with a large penis to “pounding the cervix like a drum,” drawing a contrast against someone with a more standard penis who has to use it more intelligently (a “rocket scientist” in this analogy).
If you feel self conscious, become a roadie (bicycle). Everyone says I won’t wear the clothes and we all learn the clothes have a solid purposeful reason to exist. A few years of solid riding and you will not give a fuck about how anyone thinks of your junk. If you want to look, go ahead you dirty slut. I don’t care if you look or that you are a slut.
Here they’re poetically describing someone who receives anal sex regularly as a “roadie” or a “bicycle,” suggesting that once you’ve had a variety of penises of varying size inside of you, you’ll feel a lot less self conscious about whatever you’re packing.
Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Looks like some weird AI slop to me.
Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
because you used a gorilla as a reference, they actually have tiny dicks. so little in fact, that King Kong dick might be in the fuckeable realm
no, you can’t unlearn that, I tried
starman2112@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I imagine the girth may be an issue with King Kong. 12 inches is manageable, but I have no idea how thick a gorilla’s dick is
But also I’m aware of Bad Dragon. No matter its size, there are people who would enjoy it
SamuraiBeandog@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
[deleted]whostosay@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Dude I’m rocking 6.5 on a real hard day, and it’s going fine.
More than that is for porn, and don’t get me wrong I do like seeing it, but everyone I’ve talked to has actual human feelings and doesn’t like being hurt. Giant dongs hurt.
MTK@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Personally I think the ideal size really depends on the acts being done for each person. Some people can really enjoy an 8 inch going in their ass or vagina, some might prefer even a 4 inch for oral, some like chocking on it, etc.
MTK@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Once knew a 6’5ish dude who had a 4 inch tool. I don’t how he felt about it but I can only assume he had sime struggles because of societal norms.
RBWells@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Is that not an ideal size for most? It seems so. Don’t think anyone should say they are packing “only 5.5”, that’s at least average, maybe more. Preferences vary of course, but this seems a crowdpleaser size.
tiddy@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Average in Canada, above average in america
mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 3 weeks ago
What a coincidence! I call mine The Crowdpleaser
Hupf@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Speak softly but carry a big dick.
helpmyusernamewontfi@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
pic unrelated…?
lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 3 weeks ago
Pic very cute <3
Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
I’ve met women who would tell you to get lose if you weren’t 8 inches. They were very much the minority of women I’ve met, and among them, very few would be women I’d like to be associated with.
rustyfish@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but:
Do not take dating advice from people who never dated.
Do not take relationship advice from people who never had a relationship.
Do not take sex advice from people who never fucked.
And especially do none of these things on 4chan.
Nangijala@feddit.dk 3 weeks ago
Seriously, I have been in a relationship for a decade and a half and some of the relationship advice I have seen men give other men on the internet the past several years tells me that they have never been in stable relationships themselves.
It also tells me that most of them have no clue what women want.
whostosay@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You know what a woman really wants?
Have meaningful conversations, clean up a little bit, eat puss, sometimes cook food.
This isn’t rocket surgery.
Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Quick video about what body type women think is attractive vs what men thought women think is attractive.
Spoiler alert: Most men think they have to be ripped like a Marvel superhero while most women thought that shit looked scary and wanted the slightly toned body or the dad bod.
Please don’t starve/dehydrate yourself, take steroids, and stay at the gym for 5 hours everyday. Exercise and be healthy because it’s good for you and that you love yourself. Be as normal as you can be. Take a shower, clean your room, do hobbies and activities, including outdoor ones.
lightnsfw@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
That’s why I only give advice to people trying to break up.
Etterra@discuss.online 3 weeks ago
Marriage advice from priests? Hell no.
termaxima@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
Depends on the religion
markovs_gun@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
A better way to say this is “don’t take dating advice from the Internet” because it’s not just 4chan where you’ll find shit designed to make you feel bad about yourself and how you look to try to sell you something- whether that’s a product or an ideology. It’s everywhere.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Only take the advice of people you want to end up like. It’s such a simple concept that so many people don’t heed
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Ask jesus’ wife