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- Comment on Support animal rule 21 hours ago:
Also, no oxygenation. It’ll be dead pretty soon.
- Comment on I swear to god 3 days ago:
A giraffe is a horse with a long neck.
A giraffe centaur is a centaur with a long neck.
QED
- Comment on Houses in my area increases 82% in just 4 years 1 week ago:
Didn’t think I’d ever see Waleska on Lemmy… but, yeah. This is just the story all over North Georgia right? No one wanted to live in the mountains until all of the sudden you could work from anywhere. Now everyone earning city and suburb pay is happy to live an hour farther out than they were before.
- Comment on The grand prize 2 weeks ago:
Of course not. It’s tungsten. Not steel.
- Comment on Asian Beauty 4 weeks ago:
bloody tampon tramp stamp
“bloody” as in bloody idiot, or “bloody” as in black pudding?
- Comment on I found the Lemmy bar in Reykjavik, Iceland! 4 weeks ago:
“would you like some fresh shark?”
“Hell no bury that sum bitch for one to three months then hang it up for a few more then get back to me”
- Comment on Microsoft Flight Simulator 2024 sucks up to 180 Mb/s of internet bandwidth while in flight — equivalent to 81GB of data per hour 4 weeks ago:
Their head is up their ass, instead of in the clouds.
- Comment on Ok boomer 5 weeks ago:
We’re you at a strip club?
- Comment on If I was a secret immortal how long could I keep the same US ID for before I get taken away for study. I'm thinking 150 years. 5 weeks ago:
Haha, weird.
I’ve had that happen a few times recently (wrong comment replied to) and I have no idea how it happens. For the upvotes… well it’s either there’s too many Lemdiots on this platform, or bots (oh noes!).
- Comment on If I was a secret immortal how long could I keep the same US ID for before I get taken away for study. I'm thinking 150 years. 1 month ago:
It’s a typing speed problem. The left hand hitting the 4 was too slow/the right hand jumped the gun on typing the first 9.
So, definitely aliens.
- Comment on Fruit Loops! 1 month ago:
If cinnamon toast crunch isn’t one of the 5 you’re definitely not getting in.
- Comment on Fruit Loops! 1 month ago:
Congrats, you’re now a Proud Boy!
- Comment on Gender 1 month ago:
Their other mom.
- Comment on Guess what this product is without looking up what it is! 1 month ago:
Don’t mind if I do
- Comment on Oh Elon 1 month ago:
In the strict legal sense it is not the law, it is the document that defines how laws are created.
- Comment on Oh Elon 1 month ago:
That’s not “the law”. That’s “the Constitution”
- Comment on Thank you! 2 months ago:
As an American living in Europe for over a decade, Americano is the default I have to drink when I’m out unless I go to a hipster coffee shop. The main reason being practically no one does filter coffee, but almost every restaurant has an espresso machine.
And it tastes like cigarettes because even though every restaurant has an espresso machine it doesn’t mean they clean it, and doesn’t mean their staff knows how to use it properly. Water temps too high, too much coffee grounds, over compressed, lowest quality beans. Fucking everywhere. It’s awful.
- Comment on Thank you! 2 months ago:
Si
- Comment on Ok so coffee is made from coffee beans. And beans are *also* made from beans. Why is nobody making, like, black bean coffee? 2 months ago:
You can make cherry juice, but presumably you’d do that by crushing the cherry meat to extract the juice. That’s different from how coffee is made. To create cherry coffee, we’d have to take the cherry pits, dry them, roast them, grind them, then pour hot water over them.
- Comment on Ballaholic I'm guessing 2 months ago:
Or, ya know, she just doesn’t wanna be homeless.
- Comment on If I have an account on Mastodon.Social, and another account on PieFed.Social are they technically on the same instance, since they're both on .Social? 2 months ago:
The cost of a .com Domain can be under $10/year
I just bought bitwaba.com for like 8.49 a couple months ago.
- Comment on If I have an account on Mastodon.Social, and another account on PieFed.Social are they technically on the same instance, since they're both on .Social? 2 months ago:
.com, .net, .org, and .social are called Top Level Domains
You can register a
second level domain(e.g. “google”, "lemmy”, “cnn”) with a specific TLD, resulting in adomain name(e.g. “google.com”, “lemmy.social”, “cnn.com”) - Comment on Actors demand action over 'disgusting' video game sex scenes 2 months ago:
The devs feel a moral obligation to show you Yennefer’s tits
- Comment on Ah sweet! 2 months ago:
You don’t wanna eat your own lab grown asshole?
- Comment on I've heard it clears up again after the first wave of divorces 3 months ago:
The skeletons have a French accent
- Comment on I've heard it clears up again after the first wave of divorces 3 months ago:
Did you graduate 2 years early?
2004 was 20 years ago. You’d have been 16
- Comment on I've heard it clears up again after the first wave of divorces 3 months ago:
With a guy named Herb
- Comment on Peeble streamer on Doop 3 months ago:
Bottom left
- Comment on Is this normal for girls or just a extreme edge case? (Serious question) 3 months ago:
That is a perfectly good cucumber! Just picked the mother fucker. The salt and vinegar will sanitize it… And now you’ve got pickles!
- Comment on Anyone else feel like their blood is kind of vibrating? 3 months ago:
he won’t know if he’s cuming or going!
–George Carlin
